>You're her shoulder to cry on
>He's her dick to ride on
Fags
>she gives you a friendly hug daily
>she slurps up his jizz like crazy
>>24089529
>You're her shoulder to cry on
are you implying i would let someone cry on my shoulder without using that to my advantage? feel bad for you non sociopathic bros
>>24089529
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
POOOOOOOOOOT
BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>24089529
I wish I could get a girl like that irl to sell me her used panties, i'd love to smell that ass and pussy.
>>24090112
Jesus fuck, what the hell is wrong with you dude?
>>24090135
please go back to wherever you came from.
>>24090245
Seriously man, you could get venereal diseases and herpes from pulling a depraved stunt like that, you're fucking disgusting
>>24090326
They have a used panty vending machines in Japan faggot bet you didn't know that
>>24090135
I don't really see a problem with used panties.
>>24090368
They also kill themselves at a high rate, you should do that too :^)
>allowing women to be the top.
fucking beta. At least its better than the shoulder to cry on omega.
>>24090414
It's the most beta shit ever. Also only a reddit sjw would do it
>>24089529
>You gave her a flower
>He took her flower
>>24090829
Not really, last girl I was with would leave her underwear in my room and it would stink like pussy, i thought it was hot.
>>24091520
because you're beta....
>>24091575
how? I was fucking her, how is liking the smell of pussy beta?
>>24091612
might as well just munch her rug while you where a cock lock m80
>>24091642
what's a cock lock?
>>24091723
its pretty self explanatory. are you retarded?
>>24089529
BRAP BRAP BRRRRRRAAAAP
he smells her farts
>>24091753
yea I am, what is it?
>she makes you listen to debussy
>chad fucks her pussy
>>24091771
a device that locks your cock, usually worn by betas like you
>>24091817
oh one of those plastic things that go over a cock for c-u-c-ks, I get it now thanks buddy.
>>24091872
Im not your "buddy", beta kuck
>>24089529
these threads drive me BANANAS
>>24091931
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHAHAHAHAAH
>>24091781
she lets chad finish on the bach.
get it? BANANAS?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>she don't swallow, Chad complained
>on her yogurt, you came
>>24091931
ad firsd i did nod ged it, bud den i realiz he had cancer
I FIND THESE PICTURES VERY APEELING
two peels and ONE BANANA
>>24091894
yea you are buddy
>>24092112
fuck buddy?
>>24092132
buddy buddy
>>24092157
no, i want to be able to fuck your ass and vice versa
>>24090820
Wh-what. Why not more positions, senpai?
>>24092200
well you're gay, that explains the hostility, go visit a bathhouse you fucking faggot, god bless you.
>>24091953
>you listen to beethoven
>chad sticks his dick in her like a sausage in the oven
>>24092271
lmao listen to this beta kuck, getting all passive aggressive. Cry more and cock lock and drop it
>>24089529
I fucking wish. I miss being friends with girls. They'd give me light touches, hugs, and occasionally I might see them in a bikini or maybe their pants would ride a little low and I can see their under. Just fantastic.
You guys in the friendzone or with "oneitis" are so lucky. Never forget what you have, because it can be gone just like that. Just wait until you're in your late 20s and all those girls are in committed relationships.
>>24092636
>and all those girls are in committed relationships.
Implying they're not just riding the cock carousel.
You help her out at work
On his dick she does twerk
Alright fags, let's get back on to rhyme time
You see a cute girl in your class
That night Chad fucks her in the ass
You lack the courage to say hi
And the days go by and by
She's always there inside your head
Chad's always there, inside her bed
Friday night, alone again
Friday night, gives Chad head
You post dank memes, of Wojack
They go out to have a midnight snack
Sex is very tiring, you see
You don't know, in bottles you pee
Saturday, you look to the skies
Chad is rubbing on her thighs
You drink alone, and then you cry
They fuck and then they go get high
They go out to the bar with friends
The pain and sorrow never ends
Chad dumps her, bored one day
She still will not come your way
She'd 30 now, and has 3 kids
This is when a beta "wins"
You see her, and you say hi
She stares, a blank look in her eye
You buy her gifts, you get two jobs
She jsut sits around, a slob
>>24092905
2/2
Blowjobs, she says, she does not like
But you know she was the town bike
It's only you, she does not blow
Your soul, it starts dying slow
The kids, you know, are not your own
They don't respect you, let alone
Look up to you, as a dad
They want to grow up to be Chad
She cheats on you, with Tyrone
You are king kek, upon your throne
Of broken dreams and kids of Chad
You are starting to go mad
You get a lawyer, file divorce
She tells you that she feels remorse
You go to court, at last, you're free
But now you pay alimony
She gets the house, and child support
You're broke and have no time for sport
Chad is rich, and very well
This truly is a living hell
You hope to die within your sleep
Popping pills like counting sheep
Alpha fucks and beta kkukks
You wish you had just a few bucks
This story's all to common now
It could be you, and you ask how
To get rid of your oneitis
After all, you'd like a kiss
Or just a friend to hang out with
Or a loved one, to give a gift
To solve your problems, be proactive
All you need to do is be attractive
>she smiles at your jokes
>on chads dick she chokes
>>24092613
God bless you :) :) :) God watches over you buddy :)
>>24093052
i think your post needs more smiley faces
>Loving poetry you write,
>Her face Chad paints in white
