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Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery? Imagine overnight having your life change from being rejected and laughed at to having Stacies give you attention.
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>>24089436
no I wouldn't but I don't mind if other people did
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I'd consider it but I get the impression it's prohibitively expensive
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>>24089516
5k for a nose job isn't that bad if you have your life in order and a decent income.
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I kind of have a similar nose to the first pic, but I've been on dates with girls before (still a kv however)

Getting surgery for something so negligible speaks more to your own insecurities, because it won't change anything besides how people perceive you in a passing glance
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I'd like to get all my teeth punched out and have implants, but it would probably cost like $50k or something stupid.

I'd also feel slightly embarrassed by doing it. But I'd rather that moment of embarrassment than the lifetime I currently face.
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>>24089640
Well I am insecure so it is relevant to me all the same. People treat you better when you're better looking it's not rocket science senpai, you're more likely to find a good gf when you're better looking. Just the way it is.
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I could use some chemical peels and abrasion to remove some acne scarring to the side of each eye. Other than that, I'm already cute enough. Or at least my bf thinks so.
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>>24089802
>my bf

reee.
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I have an Italian nose that's crooked because I used to sleep on my fucking face as a child. One profile is a lot different than the other. It makes stuffy noses worse, maybe insurance can cover it for medical reasons.
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>>24089851

http://wizchan.org/

Enjoy your hospice.
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>>24089882
I'm not a virgin though, I'm tehcnically a failed normie
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Cosmetic surgery won't make me any better in social situations.
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>>24089903
Yes it will you fucking retard, you'll go from socially incompetent and creepy to cute and quirky as well as hot :3 women only care about looks.
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>>24089436
I'm 100% going to get a nose job in my senior summer of college. The plan is to work for the next two summers and make ~$6000 to save for the operation.

Where's the best place to get it done though? I'm thinking my home country where they are used to operating on giant noses (iran) or the US. I'm originally from Canada.

I don't want my nose to get fucked up f a m. Anyone have good tips?
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>>24089922
Please don't call me a retard.
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>>24089936
Your nose is not the reason you never talk to anyone. You haven't been prompted to press X for gf because that's not how it works. Don't be stupid.
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>>24089436
>consider
I'm planning to. I just haven't saved up enough money yet and am still researching wich procedures are the right ones for me.
Not doing it mainly for the stacies though, but rather because of the halo effect.
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There's no need, I have an ok chin and an ok nose.
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>>24089976
What's wrong with wanting to improve my looks? I'm pretty sure I'd go up at least 2 points on the scale if I had a better nose with no bump.

It's not that big of a deal to get plastic surgery imo. I'd be happier that way.
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>>24090028
Normie get out roo.
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>>24090028
You look boring.
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>>24089436
women respond more to behavioral ques so you're better off learning game
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>>24090033
There's better ways to spend 6k. You could take a gf on an intercontinental vacation, or a bf on two.
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>>24090028
Chad, is that you?
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>>24090096
I'm not trying to entertain you.
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>>24089436
He looks cuter before you stupid fucks
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>most women would fuck Adrian Brody if they could
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>>24090134
Or I could fix my nose and improve the way I feel about my looks.

I find vacations are a waste of money anyways. Travelling is for normies.
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>>24090169
he's 6'1'' and rich
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>>24090033
>What's wrong with wanting to improve my looks?

Because it's a sign of mental illness. You should enjoy being who you are rather than trying to be something you aren't
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>>24090213
Nice assertions
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>>24090187
Normies don't exist.

You'll never have a gf for long if you're not interested in offering her new experiences.

Are you a woman?
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>>24090166
>being attracted to people with orthodontic issues
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>>24090123
So they swoon over all those tall guys with the good hair and jawlines and bushy eyebrows because of their behavioral ques? Sure m8
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>>24090028
Looks like your gonna need hair implants in a few years though. Sorry.
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>>24090265
he literally just had a nose job and lost weight
didn't even have chin implants or braces
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>>24089436
I have a huge jew nose but would never do a surgery to fix it.When I was younger it bothered me alot but the older I got I realised thats the least of my concern.Girls like confidence and you can have that even if you look like schmolo.Invest in yourself dude your personality not a nose job then you ll see a real change.With love skinny big nose guy
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>>24090123
Can't have a single thread without some delusional PUA "game" faggot.
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>>24090263
>normies don't exist
top kek

anyway you all know Jen Selter right? the big butt workout model with millions of instagram followers or whatever.
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>>24090227
This is what will happen if he gets it:

>he gets it
>he feels better about himself
>people around him don't give a fuck about looking slightly better
>however they respond better to him because his attitude improves
>he thinks "oh boy, money well spent"
>as time goes on the euphoria of looking slightly better starts to wear off
>his attitude returns to normal
>people's reactions to him return to normal
>he starts to want another procedure done to relive that high
>he thinks that he's just one procedure away from being happy
>he spends the rest of his life getting small procedures done because he's only one procedure away from happiness
>meanwhile people actually start responding to him worse because he starts to look strange/nu-natural and his attitude has gone to shit

Alternative have just accepted who he is, enjoyed it and spent all that money/time on something more important/meaningful.
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>>24090345
she decided she wanted to be attractive and she now has a career based on her looks. It's just people my man.
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I have a good jawline and strong checkbones I just want to get rid of my acne desu
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>>24090345
I hadn't heard of her. Is her ass partially synthetic?
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>>24089436
Can't escape shit genes, anon.
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>>24090263
Yes I am actually. Tell me this nose wouldn't look better after rhinoplasty. You can't even see the flare and bump here but I'll post it if you want.

Why would I take a vacation over a permanent solution? Vacations are wastes of money.
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>>24090334
>>24090349
>>24090123

Please get out samefag beee urself retard. Looks are all that matters. Everyone here knows that. The 1000 chad-acts-dumb-on-tinder threads have proved this again and again. A "confident" ugly person is a creep.
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>>24090349
People do become addicted to surgery since looks are so important in society. However you're acting like "muh attitude" is everything when it frankly is not, looks matter to men and women.
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>>24090284
You'd have a good jawline if it weren't hidden behind fat. Just don't eat so much :^)
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>>24090349
>looks don't affect how one's percieved by others
>just be confident brah :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
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>>24090388
No she just spent some time in the gym.
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>>24089936
>>24090394
You are fine if that's really you.
If anything, I'd say do light little eyeliner, and some lipstick and you'd look great.
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>>24090394
>disgusting paki

Don't you have a street to shit in or something you disgusting subhuman
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>>24090486
>>24090500

Babby's first day on /r9k/.
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>>24090394
looks fine from that angle. Spend the money on laser hair removal. You like like you have much body hair.
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>>24090213
>JUST BE URSELF BRO XDXDXDXDXDXD
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As a 2/10 woman, getting major work done to my face is my only shot at a semi-normal life. At 30, I no longer even bother with normies giving asinine advice about the miracles of BEE URSELF xD. Thanks to bullshit like that that, I ended up wasting my youth as a depressed, miserable shut-in. Either I draw some blood on the surgery table or I draw some blood on my bedroom's floor by blowing my brains out.
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>>24089436
Im getting braces in january if that counts
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>>24090486
>>24090530
thanks, but i disagree. Getting a rhinoplasty is already on the list of things to do in my mind. Also laser hair removal doesn't work on brown skins unfortunately. You need to have white skin and dark hair for good results.

>>24090500
>paki
try again
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>>24089436
not really no, Im not really that attractive but I really dont mind how I look and it would be weird to face my friends after
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>>24090394
you're already so pretty that i'd be scared of talking to you, so
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>>24089436
After losing my face in a bad accident maybe.
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>>24090435
thanks for your helpful advice senpai :^)
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because how could I face my mother again if I came back with a different face?
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>>24090394
You're already a qt you fucking retard
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>>24090349
>anon who lives in another continent knows more about his life and his needs than himself

The almighty normie, guys.
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My nose is fine but I have a really weak chin. The rest of my jaw looks good though.

There's surgery for this right?
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Considering a chin implant for a while now. Have the same chin as OP's pic on the left. Probably get it sooner or later because it's a minor surgery and not that expensive. Not a fan of getting cut open tho.
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>>24090417
>Please get out samefag beee urself retard

only one of those posts are me.

>Looks are all that matters

No. Being happy is all that matters. Looking good might make someone feel happy but if you're not naturally good looking there are other ways to be happy other than wasting your money on cosmetic surgery.

>Everyone here knows that.

Most of the people here are teenagers/children who live with their parents and think that the measure of good life is how often they get their dicks wet.

>The 1000 chad-acts-dumb-on-tinder threads have proved this again and again.

No all these experiments prove is that women looking to fuck hot guys tend to only want to message hot guys on an app for finding hot guys to fuck. The fact that you need an experiment to prove this means you're probably retarded to begin with .

Go out into the real world and you'll see plenty of people who aren't models (male and female) living perfectly fulfilling lives.

Looks don't mean much when you're priorities evolve beyond hurrrr i wanna bang hot chick bro durrrr.

I'm sure you'd spend $6000 on getting a nose job if you're daughter wanted a $6000 computer for school, because after all - looks are all that matter.
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>>24090574
Be my gf london etc.
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>>24090599
>try again

Go fuck you're you deformed looking bitch. Even if you're not a paki you look like a street-shitter, that's bad enough
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>>24090574
Why didn't you make yourself feel good by learning skills? I'd take programming over my sweet bf.
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>>24090318
>jaw that goes straight from chin to ear lobe.
>literally no visible angle of the mandible
>set back chin as a consequence of the tiny growth of the mandibular ramus
He had a mandibular advancement procedure
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Is there some time of cosmetic procedure that gives you smooth even skin?

I want to be kawaii
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>>24089436
if i could get surgery to fix my short teeth i probably would
whenever i talk it just looks like a gaping black hole
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>yfw i look kinda good just fat
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>>24090394
You're really cute anon, exactly my type.

Your nose looks fine too. If you feel self conscious about it you really shouldn't.
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>>24090574
i vote blowing your brains out. nobody will miss you
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>>24089436
>tfw I have the exact same type of face like on the left
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>>24090707
k f a m ;^)

this comment is original
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>>24089640

Interestingly enough, all it takes is a passing glance for many humans to make a wide variety of assumptions about you.
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>>24090679
>bee urself
>put urself out there
>get arrested

You normie idiots have no idea what it's like to be ugly. You probably don't even realize how you react differently to us. You're such fucking scum. Your advice is garbage. You are garbage. I sincerely hope you get cancer and die painfully.
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>>24090679
see>>24090447
>people who aren't models
there's a difference between being average (flawed) looking and being butt ugly. From you comment l assume you are the former. So don't act like a wise guy.
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>>24090123
>>24090284
tall = good genetics and developmental nutrition
jaw = good genetics, developmental nutrition and low bf
hair = good genetics, nutrition (alopecia areata = malfunctioning immune system, MPB at young age = negatively imbalanced hormone levels relative to those without MPB)
strong brow ridge = good genetics and developmental nutrition

These are the reasons behind attractions, not "behavioral cues"
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>>24090709
I do learn stuff, but I'll never be nowhere near smart enough to compensate for my face. After all, it's hard to accomplish anything or even function when my brain is a mess of depression and ADD and having to leave the house makes me miserable because of the constant stares and insults from stangers. I can't seem to find any motivation to do anything with my life when I know that all that I'll ever be to anybody is "that ugly bitch who _______". Ironically, I need to focus on my appearance so the rest of the world won't.
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>>24090898
>Ironically, I need to focus on my appearance so the rest of the world won't.
exactly this.
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>>24090394
i have a similar problem with my middle eastern (?) nose. this is the surgery i want to get, i have a bump too
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>>24090898

post the mug ya bitch
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>>24089436
My dentist once suggested getting my chin fixed but my parent said no and I'm too depressed to gove a shit
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Should I get chin surgery?

Everything else is okay I guess but my chin is so goddamn weak
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>>24089602
I live in England, wonder whether it'd be much different here
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>>24091176
fuck off chad you normie scum shit

I bet you've had sex twice today
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>>24091176
I'd advise against it, but if you go for it do something very subtle. Don't overcompensate like an 18 year old with breast implants. The rest of your face seems to blend into a smaller chin nicely.
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>>24091176
normie leave roo
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>>24091176
It doesn't look great. But what's important is what it looks like from the front - post that
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>>24089436
Perhaps a liposuction to remove my stubborn fat, but it's mostly because I want to feel more comfortable. Fuck Stacies.
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>>24091218
I'm virgin/no friends/no gf/spend 10 hours a day on r9k

>>24091220
Alright I'll try not to thanks for the advice.
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>>24091412
nope, you look groomed enough for this to not be real.
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does my nose need to be fixed or is it alright?
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>>24091334
I can't lie to myself about the things I want.
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>>24089436
Yes. I want breast implants so I could play with them when I fap and give a guy a tit job.

I don't want to be a shemale though.
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fucking faggots i'm proud of my broken nose and brething from only one hole.
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>>24091275
What I look like from the front
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>>24089436
If you're a person who cares about what people think of you, then you're normie scum and shouldn't be alive.
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I'd get surgery if I had a jewnose like that
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>>24091512
u look actualy pretty good desu, wouln't get surgery
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>>24091512
Fuck off Chaderino
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>>24089436
It still makes you a shit person. I like the faulty appearance.
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>>24091638
why does it make you a shit person?
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>>24089436
I want to get a jaw reduction surgery
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>>24091591
Thanks senpai

>>24091597
I'm not Chad just an autistic /fit/izen
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>>24089922
Have you ever actually talked to girls or have just imagined it? I've seen plenty of "uglu" dudes get girls and even more "hot" guys get blown the fuck out for being socially incompetent and basically saying "ay gurl want some fuck" you still need to know how to talk to girls
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>>24091512
your face made me remember this picture
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>>24091748
I do look hero-of-Kvatch-esque.
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>>24091710
Yes I've been around people and have my own experience with them, hot girls want hot guys, they'll entertain the ugly dude but ultimately they want a hot guy.
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>>24089436
Yeah, definitely. The problem is affording it though since my issue is I need excess skin removal, which would cost $30,000 if I'm lucky.
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>>24091512
you look like Dexter
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>>24091412
I can't tell if this is a troll or a /soc/ normie fishing for compliments. Why would you spend 10 hours a day here? Just go outside. You're someone who actually could just bee urself and get along fine in the world.
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If I had the yen is get rhinoplasty, laser eye surgery and lip fillers in a heartbeat, maybe a long with some neck lipo to make my jaw more refined.

I don't give one shit how other people perceive me but I just want to be happy with the I look, personally, and I never am.
It's rare that I look in a mirror and feel satisfied.

You've already lost the game if you'd get surgery based on what other people think. You need to find that happiness from within yourself, yo'.

This doesn't mean jus' bee urself though, if you're ugly then by all means get sliced and diced, just don't rely on others for your confidence.
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>>24089903

It will though, similar to how working out helps.

Confidence goes a long way.
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Facial features are alright, what I need is to fix my fucking acne scarring and hyperpigmentation.I've been using an AHA exfoliator for about a month or so and I should be ready to do a chemical peel soon.
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>>24091958
Get the fuck out of here you roastie!
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>>24091512

Don't get surgery. You don't need it. Your haircut is pretty fucking terrible, though.
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>>24092026

Cool post, masturbatory-induced pencil member ahuhuhuhu
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>>24092064

Roastie getting toastie tbch, not even upset.
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>>24091469
anyone? not sure if no response means it's alright or it really is that bad.
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>>24092058

You can't see my hair though, I pinned it to the top of my hair to fake a shorter cut.
Usually it's to my waist.

I don't need surgery though you're right, but like virtually every other person in this thread I want it.
I believe it will improve my quality of life if I'm a knockout.
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>>24091909
I'm addicted and I can't leave.

>>24092058
Yeah the great clips lady fucked my shit up.

>>24092106 is not me
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>>24092100

I'm >>24091958 and I think it's absolutely stunning and very characteristic.

I know linking to my post seems arrogant but usually men feel more reassured when it's a woman complimenting them.

It is a lovely shaped nose though. To altar that would be a sin.

It's it Roman or Greek in origin? I can't tell.
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>>24089436
sometimes I think about seeing a dermatologist to have all these moles on my face removed. it's hard to see in low res but they make my face look perpetually dirty. also one cheekbone is more pronounced than the other and I'm a little self conscious about it.
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>>24092149
I think >>24092106 is >>24091958 and thought >>24092058 was replying to her lol
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>>24091958
well i have bad news for you kiddo

your looks are gonna go away pretty quick here after your mid 20s and youre gonna have a baaaaad time
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>>24092149

Ooooh sorry I thought that poster was saying my hair was terrible.
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Been considering it since I was like 10 years old for my nose. Might do it soon since I have the money now. The only thing is I don't have time to hide away for a couple months while my face recovers.
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>>24092168
Your entire personality is just b urself, you make claims on how a person aught to be without any real foundation for that belief. You are a disgusting roastie whore.
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>>24091176
wouldfucktheass/10

You look cute as fuck.
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>>24092179

>kiddo

... how old do you think I am?
I left my teens many years ago now so your post is actually very complimentary kek
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>>24091176
Dude you should become an actor. You're a legit 9/10.
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>>24090096
Not even that guy but post your pic and we'll see if you look "exciting".
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>>24092168
Seriously? You're not sugar coating it to make me feel better?

>It's it Roman or Greek in origin? I can't tell.
Neither I thought it looks like a Jew nose.

If that's your real opinion thanks, means a lot, I was never insecure about my nose until my mom kept asking me why it was big like I'd know. It got big during puberty. Maybe she didn't mean to be offensive but was just wondering because I'm the only one in the family with a big nose.
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>>24090394
Please be in london senpai
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I look decent from the front but ugly as fuck from the side I were considering this.

What're the chances I come out uglier than before?
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>>24090394
Be my gf? I'm >>24091176
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>>24090394
post from the side and I will give you my honest opinion about whether it looks good or not. also be my gf
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>>24092609

100% not sugar coating it.
Generally women look most attractive with smaller, less dominating features, whereas when men sport the same they appear weak and effeminate.

Men with powerful features that stand out, such as a strong jaw or distinctively shaped nose, are considered very attractive and this is generally why in videogames or CGI female characters typically all have a bad case of same-face with the same petite, pouty lips and button nose and male characters all have a lot of variety to them.

Also that is DEFINITELY not a Jewish nose.
There's this weird myth going around that big = Jewish but that couldn't be father from actuality.
A Jewish nose is hooked and yours is elegantly sloped, and having looked at it again is most definitely Roman in origin.

So yeah, honestly I think your nose is very elegant
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>>24090394
>vacations are a waste of money
You seem pretty boring, what should people waste their money on? It's way better to fuck under the stars in the Atacama Desert then to not live at all
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>>24090028
Nice greasy face faggot and holy shit learn to shave, you have strings of pubes randomly on your face
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>>24090394
Now I'm happy I entered this thread.

>tfw i'll never have a qt daughter to protect
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>>24092169
Your right cheek is the one that's more pronounced right?
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>>24092846
>tfw nordic masterrace

feels good man.
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>>24092773
I haven't showered in 3 days but OK.

Honest opinions please
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>>24092846

I was gonna say, I actually have the same type of nose (Roman origin) but obviously kind of scaled down because oestrogen.

Also I think my glasses nose rests me adjusting.

>>24092990

Nordic is good too, but I like Greeks Roman as well.

desu I don't think Jewish noses will ever look good on anybody.

S-sorry to anybody that has one.
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>>24093027
3 days wtf.. thats disgusting bruv
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>>24093027
I will give you my opinion if you answer my question >>24092754
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>>24093119
I know, it's been a lazy weekend.

opinions about nose though? bump is bad right?
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>>24093027
Nose looks fine and matches your face well. I see the bump but it doesn't stand out, and since you're brown it looks pretty good. I doubt anyone in real life has ever pointed your nose out, have they?
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>>24093110

M-muh file.
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>>24092989
my left cheek, on the right side of the picture there
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>>24093184
do you like talking about /co/ hobbies, do you live in Canada and are you nice?

If yes yes and yes then okay.
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I have a nose like on the left and I will pay the price for the nose on the right if I ever have the money before my 30s and it becomes pointless
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>>24093185
>not even sunday yet
>3days
>"lazy weekend"
Lel
You're pretty average, you could get a +7/10 chad since the game is skewed for females
Hell, just say where you live and the robot who's closest to you shall take you on a date
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desu senpaitachi thats fucking self harm
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>>24092609

Nah bruh that's definitely Roman, like you're pretty much a posterboy for this type of nose.

Just look at the profile of Gaius Julius Ceasar.
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>>24093249
I live in Washington state, I try to be kind to people and I've been to /co/ a few times. I like discussing capeshit on /tv/ if that counts, and I used to collect justice league action figures.
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>>24093313
I get Fridays off so that's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Still pretty nasty but whatever.
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>>24093354

How tall are you babe?
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>>24093342
Do you like Gotham or do you think it's a bad show.

this is of extreme importance.

>>24093392
5'8. too tall?
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>>24092249

probably older than 26 but not 30 yet

wanna know how i know?
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>>24089436
yup, considering jaw and ear surgery for the moment

what do you guys think ?
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We >>>/soc/ nao
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>>24093434
I only saw the first two episodes and I didn't really like it.
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>>24091658
It doesn't change genetics. Awful underneath. I'm all for reconstructive surgery.
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>>24089949
retardo
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>>24093478
dat fucking ear lmao jesus christ
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>>24092846
>tfw 5
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>>24090213
How the hell is it a sign of mental illness? Don't we all on one level want to improve ourselves?
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>>24093027
You've always been pretty, #5.
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>>24093478
>what do you guys think?
We think you're some sort of mulatto fuck, a disgrace to your ancestors and the french race and you should consider ending your lineage.
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>>24093465

Well you say "know" but you're wrong anyway.

Go on tho.
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>>24090673
I move my jaw slightly forward where my bottom teeth will rest on my two front teeth. It saves about 5k. The downside, I sometimes forget to do it, but whatever.
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>>24093027
I really don't understand how you can believe that you don't look good. Whatever's been going on in your life that's been telling you that you aren't, it can go screw itself.

Showering helps tho ;)
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>>24089436
Face surgery won't fix my height.
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>>24093588
:_; no bully ps
>>24093674
why French?
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>>24093703
She's what's called an "attention whore," more commonly known as a "woman."
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No, I am philosophically against it. My second life character looks like me.
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>>24093478
good potential. your features are great honestly. maybe ear surgery would be worth it but definitely don't change anywhere near the nose
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>>24093736
Yeah that was my first thought but I prefer to just be nice from the start cause I don't know the whole story.
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>>24093720
Because of the filename you dumb nigger
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>>24093027
Holy shit, you are a gorgeous bitch. Fuck off. What are you doing here? Want some attention? Is that it? Some attention from the virgins?
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>>24092902
>>24092773
>>24092754
>>24092679
>>24090767
>>24090652
>>24090621
/r9k/ at its finest lads
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>>24093774
i could be Belgian or Canadian, fuck you !
>>24093742
thanks m8
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>>24092846
>>24093110
>>24093336
Can't believe I never heard of this stuff before. I thought any big nose that wasn't straight or retrousse was a Jew nose.
BUt you guys are right, it seems I have a Roman nose, although it's somewhat bulbous.
Also I heard noses get bigger over time as the force of gravity pulls down on the cartilage
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>>24093434
Not for me, but I don't about your Washington new bf.
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>>24089436

Fuck no. Better be ugly as fuck than to look like joker.
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oh god here i do
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>>24093792
>>24093703
>>24093736
>>24093772
sorry I didn't mean to attention whore, I literally thought people would shit talk my nose with me.

I'm a khv with a huge nose so I thought I was 4/10 or something.
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Imagine if something goes wrong, though.

If even millionaires can get fucked up surgery, what hope do you have?
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>>24093944
Millionaires just don't know when to stop because they have so much disposable income. Being a poor fag means you can only afford one surgery and thats it.
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>>24093840

Your nose would have to be extremely fucking heavy for gravity to have any effect on it, which literally no nose is.

Also I'm glad to have reassured you. It really is a very nice nose x
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>>24091512
Do you really feel unattractive?? You are VERY handsome baka
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>>24093904
>4/10
There are people here with genuinely terrible noses and facial features. You are definitely not one of them lol.
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>>24093944
retarded aesthetic decision =/= fucked up surgery
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>>24089602
>does not include anesthesia, operating room facilities or other related expenses

$5000 isn't bad, it's all the other stuff that jacks up the price.
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>>24092169
your one cheek doesn't look more pronounced than the other, it actually looks pretty symmetrical
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>>24093903
>here i do
Its funny to imagine you retarded but your expression made this adorable
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I'm ugly, have social anxiety cuz of my nose
Def getting plaice surgery
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>>24093478
your ears are really big, did you ear me?
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>>24093027
H-hey sohniye
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>tfw children will still inherit beta traits
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>>24093903
In before 500 newfags hit on this.
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>>24091512
you could have become a full blown chad if you had better nutrition and had eaten more growing up
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Thought about getting a rhinoplasty + chin augmentation. My nose is way too big for my face, and I've got a weak chin, so it looks pretty bad.

Also have extremely pale skin covered in moles. Thought about getting melanotan, but I'm afraid I'll get even more moles or skin cancer.
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>>24093027
its not your nose is your forehead i like your nose, its not grotesque, the detail at the nose partiton is kinda qt, maybe is your forehead going outside the rest of the head but you are easy 7/10 qt3.14 suffocate you while fucking in 4 legs and cum your face while hiting it with my dick
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>>24094123
I M A G E S E A R C H
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>>24094375
E R P

I'll continue to stay trapped in my own mind if I fucking want faggot.
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>>24093903
plz be in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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>>24094251
I poo in the loo, sorry anon.

I'm actually half somali/iranian, which explains the bump and the wide nose flare.

It's like they combined to create bad features.
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>>24093903
you are a really exotic human beam
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>>24094067
This, it's usually like 10k+ in the end.
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>>24093904
you might not be ugly, but you're sure as hell not normal
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>>24093027
i'd berry my dick so deep in that pussy whoever got it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>24089436
no, I already look good.
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>>24094229
t-thanks anon, i needed this
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>>24094423
Fine by me, north indian
Pls b in dallas
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>>24093681

because you're a fucking tool

drop dead
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>>24095876

Oh Anon, you were wrong in your age estimation and yet so tsundere!
I think you should clamour under my desk and pleasure me orally.
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>>24091958
>I don't give one shit how other people perceive me but I just want to be happy with the I look, personally, and I never am.
It's rare that I look in a mirror and feel satisfied.

I know this feeling way too well. I don't even care if people find me attractive or not because I've given up on relationships and all that good stuff, I just have this shitty feeling that drives me to want to look like actors, models, etc.

Feels bad to know that no matter what I do, the only way I'll look better is if I get surgery.
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>>24093249
no f that guy I am much handsomer than him be my girlfriend anon, here I will sing you a lullaby
ahem....ANON SWEET CHILE YOU LOOK LIKE SWEET CHILLLEEE
AND I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU MINE ANON
TAKE YOU ALL THE TIME ANON
so are we ago?
never had a gf
(pic related)
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>>24096336
>tfw watched Fargo a few days ago
>tfw I dont look like Jeffrey Donovan

I just want off the babyface-ride
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left > right
something about big noses looks so virile on men
right looks like a little boy
whatever floats his boat I guess
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>>24090028
Try some sideburns and lossing baby fat on cheeks
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I had a rhinoplasty (nosejob) done a few years ago. I was getting a septoplasty done to fix my nasal canals so I could breathe and figured why not fix my jew nose as well.

Still 20 yo KV

AMA
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>>24089436
>Imagine overnight having your life change from being rejected and laughed at to having Stacies give you attention.

Hahahahaha! This is the most pathetic thing I've ever read.
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>>24091816
Just lower your standards shit head. If your face looks like an asshole then go find a girl whose face looks like an asshole.
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>>24090096
is he supposed to smile for you faggot?
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