ITT be as normie as possible
But I allready am
>>24087386
Shut the fuck up anon, no one here was talking to you
>my face when i'm a femanon
>>24087413
You want to take this outside bro?
Boy do I love my job!
Things get better!
Just be yourself!
You just have to wait for the right one!
>>24087464
Yeah right what are you going to do? Beat up a girl?
>>24087510
Things are a bit rough right now, but damn am I happy that I have a job at all!
>>24087606
Why are normie so grateful to have a job? I don't get it
It's Saturday! You know what that means? Time to binge Netflix all day!
You can't hide your rotten core. Most robots will never be able to pass as normans.
It's all about getting laid bro
Get laid bro
All you gotta do is get laid bro
Get the pussy bro
Pussy is life bro
Nothing better than getting laid
You ever have two at once bro? Nothing better bro
Best times of my life bro
Nut up bro, get laid
and remember! Getting laid will solve all* of your problems
Take control of your life, man. Go out there and make the best of it, you owe it to yourself.
If you feel suicidal, you can do anything you want because life means nothing anyway!!!
Source: I provoked my cat into scratching me once on purpose I know how it feels to be in a dark place ;)
hey girl want to get some chipotle and watch the walkng dead on netflix back at my place?
>>24087424
pics pls senorita
You're alive, you have a roof over your head, you have a family.
Therefore you are NEVER EVER allowed to be miserable because someone somewhere might have it worse than you.
It's all in your head
Everything will get better
>>24088074
Sup bro. I was just about to go out and spend the 1/3 of my day that remains after working and sleeping at the club, desperately trolling for pussy just so I can brag about how effortless getting laid is for me.
Old enough to know better, yung enough not to give a fuck >;)
>>24087558
>You just have to wait for the right one!
kek
>>24088169
You can just choose to be happy.
Hope the family is doing well Becky!
Matt looks like hes grown since I last saw him
xoxoxo
It gets better
Why would anyone want to shoot up a school?
>>24087558
>You have to wait for the right one
>You just gotta have patience
>There's someone for everyone, including you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgQPzq6ifc
haven't had sex for two weeks senpai
lol foreveralone senpai baka desu
>when was the last time you had sex?
>>24088292
I've seen you in like three other threads today
>LET'S SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE BRO YOU AIN'T SLAPPING MY HOE'S ASS
>s-sorry baby i didn't mean to call you hoe, i just wanted to act tough, don't leave we'll talk about this at home, please cheryl don't leave me!!!!!normiekek
>>24087424
>>24087558
>>24087962
>>24088074
>>24088084
>>24088110
especially that
one
>>24088168
>>24088169
>>24088282
>>24088265
reading these
>Wanting a virgin
Lol r u nuts they dont even know how to suck dick or fuck right you gotta get a girl who's had a few dicks under her belt nowwhatimsayin?
U just gotta b yourself. don't pretend to be someone your not.
Theirs someone out there for everyone :)
>am super stressed right now
>i have adhd, ocd, and social anxiety xD
>>24088401
He's right, though. Original comment.
>dude did you watch the walking dead last night it was fucking awesome
>yeah bro wanna play the new COD tonight and go ham?
>fuck yeah bro!
>any comment about weed ever
>>24088418
>"wanna take a rip, OP?"
i just smoked 2 grams of heroin
>>24088460
damn, wrong reply
I'm pretty good at Tetris bro, I got mad ocd lul.
Imma go home and watch some Disney channel, shit was my childhood, not gonna stop watching something great because it's for kids lul forever a child lawl
Men think with their penis.
>jus gotta go outside bro talk to people its awkward at first but no one will give you more than a passing glance ;)
"don't fuck with me, i'm a psycho >:)"
>>24088505
I friggin hate nostalgia fags.
>>24087386
>Women only go for guys over 6 feet
>>24088074
Sup bro I took this girl out last night and I fucked her she was angry because I told her no strings attached but she still called me all angry because I didn't want her HA. I've had like 5 girlfriends already (I am 19 so I know that's quite a low number) but I fucked around 50 girls or so on holiday.
>>24088401
This kind of "advice" makes me lose hope in people desu
>>24088401
Yeah man. Are you a virgin or something XD
I sure want a gal with experience
slut shaming is; like; totally unreasonable :P
>>24088582
On a serious note, do you have a problem with girls who sleep around who aren't in a relationship?
Boy I sure do love my life.
>>24087928
Did that guy just say "normie"? Watch out, he might shoot up a school or two...
>i'm a high functioning sociopath
>today's music sucks, put some nirvana! oh yeah!
>lion king is the best moviE EVER LITERALLY!
>what's your tumblr?
>i followed you on instagram, follow me back haha :)
>"the most important things in life aren't things"
>god has a plan for me!
>you can't sit with us haha!
>ed sheeran is like really deep uknow his lyrics really speak to me
>Why can't people my generation listen to real music? #ArcticMonkeys
>Where did you go out last week?
I'll continue later
>>24088538
Thank you. Every time I've spoken up about what bullshit nostalgia is people call me a fun-hating asshole; even a person or two on this very fucking board.
It pisses me off so much when people say they wish they could be kids and watch Disney and spongebob and shit again. Rose-colored glasses are bullshit.
420 amirite guys?
:)
>"what the fuck is wrong with you?, huh? all you do is sit on your computer bro anxiety my ass man up pussy! its all bullshit! (insert normie) told me that you were suicidal SO WHY DON"T YOU JUST GO OUT AND FUCKING DO SOMTHING! you have no friends your missing out on life, man if i were in YOUR position i would fix myself no more of this mental BS fuck you."
Everything happens for a reason anon.
>>24088661
I watch old spongebob episodes, but not because "OMG I used to love this show." Nigga, the jokes have always been funny. That's why it did so well. I watch cartoons because it gives you a different kind of humor, other than "Lol penis jokes."
>>24088641
>school or two
thats one experienced robot if he can shoot up to schools and get away with it
>>24088613
I don't really care. It's their thing.
But I wouldn't put my trust in one or wanna date one.
>i know exactly how you feel
>everything goes through that too
>I was in your exact same situation and look at me now
>you should have no problem with life either
>>24088658
Born in le wrong generation lel what all anyone my age wants to do is do ecstasy and have sex? Lel I knew I was born too late let's listen to some Beatles not this Rihanna bullshit
I think the normies who brah about listening to shit like Oasis and Thr Beatles are actually worse than regular ones.
>>24088460
>Drugs are for normies.
Kek
OMG im so quirky and flawed, but with my gf i can be myself <3
>>24088658
you're suspiciously good at this
>>24088658
>i don't care about politics
>i want money but I don't want to work hahA XD
>*anything with fucking minions*
seriously
>*beyonce lyrics in photo descriptions*
>*any lyrics in photo descriptions*
>PUTTING FUCKING PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE THEY'RE NARCISSTIC PIECES OF SHIT
>"I hate maths ugh"
>"i hate mondays ugh"
>"i hate my job ugh"
>"my boss is a prick ugh"
>"capitalism sucks" via iphone
>"i hate everyone, i'm such a misanthrope"
>"breaking bad is the best show ever, fuck u if u dont' like it!!!"
>"real nigga hours"
>"why you always lyin'"
Maybe you shouldn't spend so much time on video games or the internet. It's not healthy.
>>24088790
Nowadays yes. I get odd looks for telling people I don't like alcohol.They mostly go away when I tell them I'm underaged to drink, but still
>>24088808
w-well LET'S NOT ASUME THINGS!
>>24088840
Alcohol isn't really a drug. I'm as fucked up as they get and do psychedelics to get me through the day. Though uppers are normie as fuck.
>>24088790
Weed is the normiest drug there is.
Not saying it isn't good, but it's a huge part of normie culture.
Don't believe me? Talk to a normie u know a bout weed, at best he'll tell you how much he love it, at worst he'll laugh it off. Now try the same thing talking about benzos.
>>24088830
Capitalism sucks, normies fucking love capitalism
>>24088717
Old spongebob was actually pretty funny; the issue is that anything anyone enjoyed as a child has been mercilessly raped to death by Normie nostalgia-tripping that it's all poison to me now.
That and I would rather not relive my childhood; it was decent but it's more fun being an adult. People who idealize being a little kid are retarded.
>>24088613
They're disgusting untrustworthy sluts who give a shit for no one but themselves and deserve no respect
>>24088883
>>24088717
Old spongebog is goat, i still laugh at it, the first 100 episodes are the best, i have watched the new stuff but idk it's not the same, somehow it's more obscene which i don't mind but it doesn't go well with spongebob
>>24088872
Weed has fallen out of popularity. Speed is the new weed for the 90's generation. Benzos are shit desu baka senpai
>>24088790
Normieshit fuck off
>>24088869
uwotm8?
Alcohol is definetly a drug, a pretty hard one desu.
Psychedelics to get me through the day? Do you even know what psychedelics are?
Is this some meta joke or are you an actual normie?
>>24088926
Nah not really. Weed is still the most popular and accepable normie drug. Though xtc and speed are pretty close.
>>24088830
> minions
Fucking this. Little-kid shit is exactly that, shit, and normies watch it and talk about liking it because lel don't give a fuck what anyone thinks lel
> I hate math
This as well. Math is a goddamn fundamental part of society; even fucking cavemen had to worry about how much of whatever they had and how long it might take to use it all.
Whenever I hear a Normie brag about being bad at math my organs start shutting down.
> breaking bad
Actually a pretty great show, I dare say a robot might enjoy it on a deeper level than a Normie; but of course the protagonist is unhappy with his life so lel I'm exactly like Walter white lel oh poor Jesse so sweet and innocent
>>24088830
>>24088830
>have you heard about that guy from sweden pewdiepie, he makes millions just by playing video games!!
>yes i like gaming, i play call of duty on my exboxone
>" i dont read books lol"
>wow sartre is so great he is the best writer ever, existentialism is me
>my generation is so stupid, they're partying every weekend while i'm grinding every day! #HUSTLER
>i'm hustlin everyday
>"work hard today for a better tomorrow"
>"work hard play harder"
>edm is like really cool
>skrillex is awesome
>yes i listen to techno! martin garrix is so kewl :3
>ugh he messed up my latte
>HAHA THE STARBUCKS DUDE MISPLELED MY NAME LOLOLOL xd
>*pic of champagne* #BALLIN *hands emoji*
>*nails on bmw steering wheel* posted by a girl
>>24088925
They got someone else doing Spongebob after season 3, after the whole Squidward Suicide event.
>>24088830
>"real nigga hours"
I'm pretty certain this is a purely /r9k/ meme? Unless you mean the trend of overusing emojis?
>>24088960
My day consists of doing nothing. Psychedelics make it more fun.
>>24089021
I actually like edm thogh
>>24089018
>Actually a pretty great show
Yes, it's a good show actually, but it's in the holy trinity of normie shows: The Walking dead, game of thrones and breaking bad and they think they're somehow special because they watch that, that's what i implied
But on a serious note now, i wish breaking bad got even deeper in the story, it felt somehow rushed, but Better Call Saul is there to fill this, i really enjoyed that.
>>24089075
Season 5 should have never happened.
>>24088869
>Changes your mental state
>You ingest it
>It is illegal for some
>In large amounts itll kill you
Its a drug.
>>24089055
oh so you're a NEET
well my bad, I imagined someone being like "yeah i gotta smoke some ketamine before going to work so I get through the day :^)"
>>24089103
What's wrong with season five; aside from the landslide of Normie pseudo-feels it triggered? I thought the story was pretty good.
>"what are you listening to?"
>"your quiet... i like quiet people"
>"lol, i'm such a neeerrrrrrrd:)"
also
>volentaraly going to parties
>longs for social interaction
>>24089066
What do you mean you like EDM? EDM is not a genre, it's a term that combines everything together. I don't like that term tho. What genres do you like?
Nothing bad in liking commercial EDM that is played on festivals, but I'm fed up with those bitches who go on RAVES and act like they're above anyone else because they listen to top 40 big room tracks and it somehow makes them more special and everyone else is stupid ah man it rustles my jimmies because i have to deal with those people every day. like fuck off man i don't care, like whatever you want but don't act like an elitist about it, especially if it's enjoyed by millions people over the world
rant over, cba to put commas sry
>>24089153
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
>Walter's family ruined, and they'll always think he was some psycho killer
>His relationship with Jesse turned into them killing each other
>Hank had to go on his sadistic manhunt, giving the police a way more realistic approach than I want to watch to escape from reality
>the entire Aryan brotherhood
It just didn't need to happen.
Im so #depressed since my gf left me last week
life is pain
lol
>>24089153
>>24089232
Have you watched Better Call Saul? I enjoyed that a lot, I think even more than Breaking Bad.
normie liberal arts students
>Have you tried LSD?
>What all have you done?
>Do you like candyflipping?
>Tripping has changed my life! I understand things now I could never understand without drugs!
>I totally saw this entity while tripping, and it told me to [insert lesson] and then I cried for hours. It was just so beautiful man.
>I have seen this bong that was like 12 ft., no joke, they had to get three people to hold it while one person took a hit!
I swear to god, babbys first drugs always follow this pattern. Eventually, they stop talking about it so fucking much and just do drugs without telling everyone.
I'm here sitting in the first class lounge, waiting for my first class flight to board.
Punchline: it's actually 100% true.
>>24089267
I haven't. Is it online somewhere? Saul was definitely a fun character.
>"i'm chanel, you're h&m"
>"i'm not like the rest of girls"
>"you can't handle me"
>"i love food <3XD"
>"Other girls: make up, me:books"
>"i'm so nerdy, the avengeres are great!!"
>"the big cock theory is funny haha sheldon is so weird lol how can he not be attracted to WOMYN XD?"
>"BacCOOON" BACON FUCKN BACON""" LET'S PUT ABCON IN EVERYTHING""
>NUTELLA NUTELLA LE'TS PUT NUTELLA IN FUCKING EVERYTHING
>weed isn't a drug bro
>bro
>dude
>you're creepy
>>24088799
make this stop
>>24089314
>online somewhere?
Just torrent it, it's only one season with 10 episodes, it's g-r-e-a-t.
>"IT'S JOHN CENA!!!!"
>>24089445
This is what pathetic neets actually believe.
>>24089363
> the avengers
MY FUCKING GOD THIS.
FUCK THE FUCKING AVENGERS AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR NORMALSHIT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE YOU FUCKTARDED BITCH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
NOTHING BUT FUCKING MEME HUMOR AND SUPERHEROES BEING ASSHOLES AND PUNCHING THINGS ITS NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC YOU RETARD KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not you, anon, just anyone who thinks the avengers is good, and especially anyone who thinks liking it makes you a "nerd".
>>24089510
>Not you, anon,
yeah, i got it, just vent out in this thread anon, i share your feels
>godfather 3 sucks
bro you dont understand I read a cool tumblr self help image that SOLVES your mental illness just grab a few blankets and watch disney movies bruv
>>24088292
>...and that's why you need to find a nice bull to prep
-Louis "I hope white people get outbred" Kek K.
>>24089501
The most predictable, pathetic answer ever.
>>24087386
Can I have a drink? That's my best normie impersonation.
>>24088877
Are you shitting me? Normies love socialism brah, my fucking uni is filled with them. Why do you think most commies and socialists are women?
>>24088790
Weed is THE most normie drug
>>24089711
Don't get fooled by the conservative propaganda though. There are just as many conservative normies.
>>24088877
They love capitalism, but they think they love socialism. They think it's the exact same, only rich people give some of their money to the lower class.
>>24089779
I like capitalism too, though.
Getting rich is for many of us the only way to make it. and capitalism gives me that option. In a socialist society we'd all be fucked. Just imagine a world where everyone has the same amount of property, wealth and status, but some are handsome and witty while others are ugly and socially inept.
>>24089779
this
>>24089876
I like capitalism as well, but normies like capitalism for the wrong reasons, they're the ones making capitalism work, they're the victims of marketing
>>24089924
>they're the victims of marketing
let them be
If they spend most of the money they earn on useless shit, while you save most of it, you'll be better off than them at some point.
>>24090076
Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. A lot of normies post inspirational shit and how they're working hard, but in reality they're still retarded and spend money on stupid shit.
>>24090076
And as long as Democrats keep getting elected, I get to keep my NEET bucks.
>>24090076
This. As long as normaltards feed the industry, the economy stays going while we reap the benefits.
> I feel so bad for those poor people in China working in sweatshops and killing themselves from working 18-hour days!!!
Posted from your iphone while you wear some nike shoes
>>24090201
>Hey, I'd buy my phone from America if it was made here, but all our jobs are overseas!
> giving free money to aboriginals and letting them live on the reserves is the only way to make up for massacring their people omg good person
No. Just no. Reserves and money shipments do nothing but ensure that these people will never do anything worthwhile.
>>24090241
meanwhile, if that phone was made in America it would cost about 1600 dollars for the company to make a profit.
> why do you run stupid Linux??? It doesn't work for anything!
>>24087386
>I havent had sex in three days
h-help meeeee guyz! :O
>i become agressive when i'm drunk
>>24090399
> wow anon hasn't had sex and he's fucking 17 what a loser!
Pretty much my high school career. Glad I don't go there anymore.
I'm currently actively socialising as a peaceful way to fight against the growing individualism and the impersonality of civilisation.
> this guy's bullying me he calls me stupid every time I talk to him
Ever considered the possibility that you are stupid?
>>24089410
Did BCS end? I lost track of it after the first few episodes; been meaning to catch back up.
>>24090558
Ever consider that you're autistic?
>>24090665
Getting called stupid is not being bullied. Whether I'm autistic or not has nothing to do with it.
That and I wasn't the one calling this person stupid; I heard it secondhand.
>>24090632
Only the first season is out, if I'm correct it's 10 episodes, the second season is in making and should be released next year.
> People who help other people are stupid; they should have died out in caveman days if you give up some of your own stuff to keep another person going you'll die that's against natural selection
>>24089775
Indeed but I never have to deal with them because they keep silent, while commie normies keep pestering me at my uni, trying to hand me leaflets, asking me if I'm going to come to their commie event even though I've never hinted towards anything related to that and they keep giving speeches before classes. All their normie tears about campus being underfunded and "the big bad uni spending away its money" and "the refugees two blocks down are hungry" are so annoying.
bros i only got laid 2 times this month
forever alone xD
>>24090460
At 17 only chad and some beta-positive guys got laid.
About 50% of guys are still virgins at that point, they just won't admit it. Most make it before 20 though.
>>24087595
Yeah beat you up with my dick
>>24087386
It's raining outside. People like this weather? God. It's sucks just walking and getting wet. I can't even enjoy my convertible! Oh well, at least I can love my girl ;)
>>24089157
>volentaraly
>>24091026
I know bro I love when the sun comes back out right after the rain ends
/pol/ are a bunch of conspiracy theorist rednecks lol xD
MUH FACTS
Mates, you totally won't believe that I just went on this euphoric journey around (insert shit hole country here), finding myself and discovering culture
Hi hun! Just got off from work, is there anything you want from the store? I'm thinking of making chicken fajitas for dinner! Is Rob still coming over tomorrow? Love you! x
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
>>24091235
>chicken fajitas
This hit closer to home than it should have
Sup bros. I just smoked a bowl of dank weed and now me and my girlfriend are going to get turnt up and watch some Game of Thrones on Netflix while eating Dominos pizza before we go out to the Ed Sheeran concert with our squad and then hit up a rave and do some molly while I update my fantasy football stats and record the big game for tonight with the frat bros on my 60 inch smart TV. Add me on PSN and we'll play some Madden or Call of Duty if I'm up to it and hit me up on my Instagram page I'm working on being the next big producer out here on the west coast just need a following yknow just need some support out here.
>>24091396
>Dominos pizza
Well, there goes my diet.
Ay brah, you down for some CoD later? I had this epic killstreak on Nuketown earlier today, you should have seen it. I was pwning these fucking noobs all over the map lol.
You got a date for homecoming yet? I was thinking of taking that skank Martha but that bitch won't put out unless you get a few lines in her first.
These are the best years of our life brah!
>>24087386
tfw too nervous to ask out my oneitis :(
>>24091709
>I was pwning these fucking noobs all over the map
Have you ever left your room? Ever?
so true <imagine fb messenger crying laugh smiley here> right NAME OF TAGGED NORMIE FRIEND happens to us every day xDDD
>I'm sorry I ignored you this whole time anon, please, let me live! I have so much to live for
>>24091709
Pwning hasn't been a thing for a long time
What you're looking for is "ironically" being MLG by doing the same loud joke over and over again. It's okay though, you're being ironic and you got a lenny face to back that up.
>being racist
>>24088418
dude my parents got divorced and now i am DEPRESSED!!!!!!!
> "Wait, you actually believe in right wing politics? dude don't even start with that racist shit"
A very good friend of mine said this to me and it made me sad
>>24091966
>Bro, I don't feel like hanging out. My mom is still in the hospital with her cancer.
aw man did any bros here catch last night's game? duuude if that qb for the raiders wasn't there they would of lost big time. can't wait for next week's game gonna be thrill as fuck any of you dudes want to hang out and watch it together ill bring some brewskis and invite some of my female friends so we can watch it together gonna be tight as fuck.
>>24092000
You support trump? Wow dude, not cool. Dont be a bigot. Everyone deserves to be treated equally its a free country. Fuck borders, fuck goverment
>>24092215
I saw some pics of syrian children it made me so sad :( im sick of hungary being racist to these refugees what are they scared of? Their identity being erased byone or two migrants? Is their identity that fraile?
>>24092000
how do you become friends with such people in the first place
>>24092294
bunch of racist fucks if you ask me. Anyway dude, gotta go. My gf is coming home early so I gotta prep the bull. Tonights gonna be soooo casshhhhh XD
>>24088290
underrated post. I understand why rampaging is terrible, but that doesn't mean I can't emphathize. Why are normies so stupid?
>>24092294
Europe really needs to just let in whatever poor refugee can get there!
Your borders kill, MAN!
>>24092417
cuz they can't emphathize with robotos
Hey guys!
WAZZAAAAAAA
>>24088537
I was just thinking about this today
the guy who says this probably things dead baby/amputee jokes are like "so dark bro"
truly understanding that
>one day we will all die
>one day the human race will cease to be
>life is not precious
would literally break a self-proclaimed "psycho :)"
but hey, at least you have all the cradle of filth albums, right?
>>24092295
The funny thing is he likes all of the pages like "disdain for plebs" on facebook and stuff, the whole time he thought everyone was being I R O N I C. I was lost for words.
>>24092641
>one day we will all die
>one day the human race will cease to be
>life is not precious
Babies first grim thoughts, but that's probably your point.
>>24088658
>"it was AWESOME!"
>>24087386
Dude weed LMAO
BTW, is the party at Chad's or Stacy's place tonight?
>>24088830
>>i don't care about politics
I just can't muster the ability to give a shit
xD xD :3 :3 XD :3 :3 I'M A TOTALLY CUTE FEMANON OMEGLE THREAD :3 :3 XD
"did you see the new avengers movie?"
"no"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!!???"
like they cant fathom that you didn't see capeshit 2015
>>24092981
it was pretty gud t.b.h f.a.m
facebook XDD
>>24089296
How did you make money's anon?
yo hit this blunt bro
>>24093099
>watching comic book movies instead of just reading the comic books
I never understood this.
>>24092981
I fucking hate the avengers; they're the culmination of the total co-opting of "nerd" culture by the fucking normalshits; superheroes are just another piece of bullshit normalfag culture and there is no good left in it.
>>24092981
>>24093217
Thank you.I knew this board shared my feelings on the avengers. FUCK the fucking avengers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toHqbqGRXwE
>>24088658
nirvana in itself isn't bad though
>>24093401
Are these normies? Because this is beautiful
*giggles*
> lol check it I posted a feels frog picture I love it so much he's like literally me
Pepe is the greatest example of how normies are not content merely to cast us out and exclude us from their culture; they must invade our sanctuaries and tear down whatever we've made for ourselves, assimilating it into their toxic hive mind and leaving us with nothing.
Never before had such a great icon of ours been corrupted so swiftly and so thoroughly.
>>24093154
>watching capeshit
just saw it with chad last night
I'm such a nerd XD
Loki is so hawt fav superhero ever
>reading Comicbooks
Lol what a dork
>>24093967
That was always my presumption, that the idea of fat manchildren reading comic books is still propagated (which, to be honest, is kind of true)
>>24094084
It's propagated by shit like The Big Bang Theory, which is itself a tool for the corruption of all things "nerdy" for the normalfags.
> Ew anon is so gross, I don't want that creep near me
> OMG anon killed himself I'm so sad he and I were so close, I was always so nice to him, I don't know why he would do such a thing I'm literally crying guys
>>24094579
Just typing that out gave me kidney damage.
>my friends didnt talk to me enough today. iam so depressed
>i didnt have sex for a week. why does life have to be so unfair?
>heres a pepe
I smile and laugh for my friends but really I want to be in the ground lol XDDDDD
>>24094703
I know the feel bro, I texted my girl like an hour ago and she hasn't got back to me; I think I might break up with her for this.
DUDE REEEE LMAO
Normies xD
Me and my gf post rare peeps and watch anime all day, were such robots
>>24094579
>being lonely is a choice
>i have been depressed for years, taking meds because my parents were strict.
>where are all the nice hot boys/girls at?
>>24094793
I should have added some niggerspeak to that
>>24087386
Come party with us anon! You're always shut up in your room. Live for once in your life!
What the fuck dude, you only want girls that are virgins? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>24094797just bee yourself ;)
Ever had a normie come up to you acting all buddy-buddy, and going about it in a way that's basically yelling "HEY GUYS LOOK I'M HANGING OUT WITH ANON LUL I'M SO WEIRD GUYS I'M HANGING OUT WITH ANON ISN'T THIS CRAZY?"
Happens to me every couple of months. Just a lot of ego masturbation to get points with the crowd for being a good enough person to talk to the weird loner kid.
>>24093741
Haha fuck you and your "Rage Faces 2.0"
>>24095081
lel I love le rage faces its totally me though I'm usually le troll *troll face* lel
>are you guys excited for Civil War?
>Iam so pumped for Star wars, cant wait to see the black guy furiously rape the white girl.
>did you know cartoons are not just for kids?
>look at me iam such a nerd XD lol
>>24095390
So glad they added a black guy diversity is so important for a good movie.
Can't wait for civil war omg its so sad that Steve and Tony are fighting this is unprecedented
"yeah I love rap my favorite rappers are Eminem, Hopsin, Childish gambino, and drake :)"
lmao top kek s m h t b h f a m
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fuck you asian moot xDDD
>>24087386
I'm bored.
All normies are bored all the time.
>>24087386
>Dont be in the wrong side of history bro!
>umm its like 2015
>wow im a sagitarius what is your star sign
>life is beautifull
>woman deserve more rights!
>wow check out this new facebook meme
>I sure feel accomplished after all my happy life is entirely the result of my decisions!
>If youre a loser you deserve it for being lazy!
>i was bullied too you know! the bully called me a name once!!!
>Im such a nerd!
>eew youre a creep
>whoa bro how come you dont pick up chicks all you have to do isjust b urself :^^^^^^^)
>Hitler was such a bad guy!!!!
>Eugenics is bad!!!1
>look at that ugly loser lolol
>Chicks are attracted to personality!
>im hitting the gym to pick up more chicks lol
That sure was some great sex I just had with my girlfriend.
>>24095453
Never seen normies name 'bino, but I cry everytime I get strange looks for naming KRS One, NAS or Das Racist.
If you don't like country music, USA, or cold beer in the truck we won't get along lol :^)
your life is shit? must b the karma bro!!!!!!
>>24088839
>proceeds to spend the rest of his days on social media
>>24088830
you're just bitter xDDDD
> Does his hair in a top-knot, has a soul patch
> I'm so progressive and tolerant
> Wow anon, you're a faggot
>>24087595
Well, it ain't the good 'ol days anymore when men could beat up women anytime they wanted, so no, he probably won't be able to do that.
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>>24092862
thats really sad anon.
Everyone in this thread is a terrible roleplayer. You guys have some twisted views of normies
>>24096711
Alright, enlighten us. What does a normie sound like?
>>24096837
In what situation? Normies aren't so scary if you aren't a complete robot. They only talk big in front of girls and guys who might aswell be girls(like you)
>>24095551
>>24095453
>running through the six with my woes
>started from the bottom now we here
>i know when that hotline bling
