So I'll cut a long story short; I met this 39 y/o milf, I'm 21, and we started seeing each other. We banged a few times and now she's going all weird on me.
Bear in mind that we've met up only 3 times. And now I'm sharing caps of the weirdness. Wtf is going on /r9k/?
>>24087369
2/6
Help me decide what to say
>>24087411
captcha pls go
3/6
>>24087490
>your comment was too low on content
4/6
>>24087369
BITCH CRAYYYYYYYYYY
>>24087369
How good was the pussy ? Is it worth it?
>he stuck his dick in crazy
sorry bruh
>>24087573
She's probably not worth the trouble
5/6
Ignore that, she doesn't need anything from you other than fucking, so don't try to give her anything else.
she's fucking crazy
the fact that she's a 39y/o single woman dating a guy half her age should've been a MAJOR red flag
>>24087642
There's actually one more after this.
6/7
>>24087642
Tell her it's just banter she probably can't handle it
From what I can see, she made the mistake of assuming you had the mental capacity to even begin to understand her (after all, that's why you made this thread).
Please dump her for her own sake, not yours.
Don't talk to her until she stops being so difficult.
You're 21, she's almost twice your age, she should be more humble at the opportunity of getting her granny vag filled.
>>24087701
Get a load of this retard.
>>24087701
>whiteknighting on /r9k/
pure class bants chum
>>24087701
Tripfags being retarded as usual
>she's acting weird
Man this is just how bitches act.
The pussy was good, but I couldn't care if she leaves me or not. But now I think she wants me back.
IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SEX
>>24087740
>>24087745
>Whiteknighting
No, not at all. Even with minor observation skills, it's very obvious that OP lacks the maturity to be on similar level with that woman. There's nothing crazy about her, either. OP simply had a bit too much autistic behavior for his own good and scared her off with it.
>>24087801
Here is the correct version, make sure to overwrite the one you posted.
>>24087821
>Do you want to meet for a drink to help me decide if I still fancy you?
dayum, she's a thirsty hoe
>>24087884
She's actually testing his thirst. Considering she's visibly upset, if OP will casually go "lol ok lets fuk xD", she will no doubt disregard him as much too immature, then it's over.
>>24087833
So, texting shitty implies someone is not mature enough? Sure buddy, go and have a relationship with a 39 year old woman. Old and single cunts make problems for literally anything.
Also, better update your statistics, huh?
Dem milfs man. I literally have to watch myself around older women, because they're affectionate, sultry, know what their behavior does to men, etc.
>I literally have only fell in love with older women because younger woman are just so damn stupid
It has to be purely biological or something, because every fucking woman goes through it
>bubbly teenage-early 20s
>"I'm gonna get my life together!" 20s
>why aren't you doing more for me, how DARE you think I should be any sort of responsible for my life
>38-50
>why aren't men paying as much attention to me as they used to, why did I hook up with so many pieces of shit and even marry and have kids with one abloo-bloo I can't wait to be divorced
This is a good thread. You remind me of Holden Caulfield.
>>24087833
>lacks the maturity to be on similar level with that woman
If she didn't want a 21 year old fuccboi then why start seeing one
Bitch is crazy and has deluded herself into thinking she's worth anything as a 39 year old hag.
Of course it's people like you OP that give her reasons to be deluded, stop enabling her and call her out for being old and desperate.
>>24087821
Just let her go, dude. There's no such thing as "just sex". There's always a fuck ton of bullshit you'll have to put up with if you keep things going with her. I've gone out and fucked older women and they are the ultimate pain. Just let that shit go.
>>24087933
Perhaps OP made a wrong impression, and she thought OP had more substance than a hormonal teenager.
>>24087821
Reply "Eww no people will think you're my mom"
>>24087369
>>24087411
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>>24087573
>>24087642
>>24087694
>>24087821
this one seems batshit insane, making trouble out of nothing
i hope she is a good fuck though
pics?
>>24087914
The "how dare you" is generally from 30 late 30s, but it also applies to women who had kids late, so they're entering full "mommy" mode in their 40s.
>HR bitch barks at me and talks to me like I'm a kid when I talked to her
>next semester, she had left
I probably couldn't keep a smile off my face when I was talking with the new HR person. Old one went fully mommy mode.
>>24087955
Did you at 21? does anyone?
when was the last time you thought anyone under 23 had anything actually relevant to say.
>>24087821
Dude, that's a roller coaster you want off of. Get out, man.
>>24087955
Doj just do us a favor and shut the fuck up, you whiteknighting bitch
>>24087369
>>24087411
>>24087490
>>24087573
>>24087642
>>24087694
>ask in a passive aggressive way why you're not messaging more
>WHY DO YOU THINK YOU "HAVE" TO MESSAGE ME MORE?
>BUT I DON'T WANT ANYTHING SERIOUS THOUGH
>I'M TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE ANYWAY
>I'LL GIVE YOU A LAST CHANCE TO APPEAL TO ME THOUGH IF YOU BUY ME A DRINK
they never grow out of this shit, do they?
Their mental ceiling is 16 years old.
>>24087964
this Imaooo
>>24088026
seriously its kinda weird, hot, disgusting, repulsive and intruiging at the same time
OP post a pic (without face if u have to)
>>24087964
Do this OP please
lol fuck this chick one more time then never speak to her again
>>24087884
>>24087936
>>24087964
>>24088009
I replied with a simple "Let's talk tomorrow". It gives me wriggle room if I want to bail or continue just for the sex.
I'm thinking to just cut ties with her though because this came out of nowhere.
>>24087369
youre retarded, this is not how you speak to women
never explain yourself or your reasoning if you are having an argument
make a demand and make sure it's enforced
after she submits you can explain if you want
if she doesn't submit then dont entertain her anymore
she will most likely come back crying for forgiveness
if you don't have authority you will never make it with any women, there is no way you could ever answer all their little accusations and grievances, and by trying to do so you seem like a beta doormatch to her and she will lose attraction
she is basically shit-testing you whether she realizes it herself or not
>>24087964
rolling for this shit right here
fuck u spamfilter suck a dick
>>24087821
Even sex-only situations the girls will still find the sex more stimulating if there are some emotions in the sex. She's not ACTUALLY mad at you, she's just playing out the dramatic screenplay in her head to set up the next hot and heavy encounter.
>>24087573
she is being clingy .Trying to strongarm you into a relationship . Tell her this .
" listen , I'm sorry you feel upset but I'm just not in the mood for drama . My life is a drama free zone . I'd love to see you but you gotta chill out . When you chill out we can continue this conversation "
>>24087701
>>24087833
>>24087955
bait. 2/10 i replied
Where do u even meet cougars like this?
>>24088079
>>24087369
Also, you're being passive agressive as fuck. Never be passive agressive, especially with a woman. You need to lay down the law clearly and concisely.
>>24088099
this
and tell her you dont like to deal with immature little girls
thats especially funny cause you are 20 and she is 40
>>24088078
Reasonable. Good luck, man; hope it works out either way.
>>24087694
>this reply
>"my precious little personal time i choose to be with people who value me and bring happiness to my life"
>tfw i realize she's 39
goddamn, all her replies could be straight from a 20 year old. women really never grow up.
OP why even bother with a used up slut? you get the same soap opera drama with a <20 year old, except you'll get fresh and thight pussy.
>>24088120
This
and OP plz post a pic (without face if you have to)
it helps me vizualise the situation and I need that because of reasons
why do you keep arguing even after she said "lets leave it"? you are fucking up op. she is giving you the chance to redeem yourself though and get more pussy
>>24087833
This. Op acts like someone with no experience at all with women. he's focused entirely on the whole "not liking swearing" bit, and ignoring the real issue in front of him, she feels neglected and he acted like talking to her was a chore.
reminder that i don't have the time to handle the drama which comes with women
glad i'm single
>>24087369
>those huge buttons on the navbar
You need to consider the type of woman who is going on 40 that would date a man half her age. Same thing with men who do it.
She's not going to be normal.
>>24088154
At 39 women are on the downslope and realize they have accomplished nothing in their lives.
>>24088026
16 y/os won't be interested unless you're Chad though. MILFs want to be with Chad but they know the truth
>>24088002
>Did you at 21?
>Implying he has reached the age of 18
>>24088099
I think this is great advice. I'll tell her this over the phone tomorrow.
>>24088120
I work in PR, so at a lot of events. Some just show up. She's my first though
>>24088157
I would but her pictures are all over Instagram, so it's a simple reverse image search. If it helps, she's blonde, rich and from Eastern Europe
POST HER FUCKING PICS NOWWWWW
even with face cut out or censored
POST PICS
POST PICS PICS PICSS
PICTURESSSS
>>24088272
then mirror it or crop it or change colors slightly fegget
>rich
not bad, make her your sugarmommy
Drop her, she sounds like a pain and she really isn't worth it desu pham.
>>24087833
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>>24087955
found the beta faggot.
>>24088002
>the last time
Don't remember, but it's very possible. Again, OP may have just given the impression of being an exception to the average person's substance at that age, but now turns out to be nothing of the sort, hence the woman's outburst.
>>24088013
top jej
>>24088291
>mirror it
you can just mirror it back moron
NEVER TALK TO HER ABOUT YOUR "RELATIONSHIP" UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO
seriously, and if she brings it up you have to brush the conversation aside or change the subject. talking things out only ends badly when you are tryiing to keep it casual
>>24088311
yeah but who goes through all that troule?
>>24088236
beta faggot detected
>>24088327
People on 4Chan
>>24087369
bitch probably hasn't figured out feelings are just random synapses popping off in your head
You stuck your dick in crazy, now suprised It's all gone hazy? Never attempt to tame a wretched old frame
>>24088259
they can still get convenience-fucked by Chad though. Even if I did score a MILF for a LTR I'll still get cuc/ked.
>>24088341
>capital C
She's acting out to see if she can establish control.
>meet for a drink to decide if I still like YOU
trying to set the frame that you are lucky to have her, you see. Desperate move by a woman trying hard to reel a man in for beta bux.
Don't be be too mad at her; the story of womanhood is truly a tragedy. They are more beautiful and valuable than any man at 20, but just as life is beginning they start growing old and the best men are looking at their younger counterparts. No wonder women hate women.
Pic unrelated unrelated, but I guess look at how you instinctively know he's a more valuable human in the last pic than first
she's got full on fear of abandonment
she's 39 and still hasn't fixed these issues.. she's gonna be lonely a lot
>>24088340
Nah, someone who actually gets pussy detected. If you did, you'd know not to be a passive aggressive little cunt when dealing with a woman, and lay shit out straight, unlike the faggot op did.
>>24087642
>IN MY WORLD NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT.
Does she look like this, OP?
pros: She's hot, will get sex, has money and is willing to spend it
cons: She's needy, touchy, has 2 kids, will need to spend money on her (dinners, drinks), thinks we're in a relationship, 18 years older
wat do?
>>24088483
POST
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>>24088483
End it. You'll be paying for those kids if you don't.
If you could pull in one milf, you can eventually pull in another woman her age without all the trouble.
>>24088360
>milf wearing Catholic schoolgirl outfit
Jesus what is wrong with people. Chad's literally can't get over their prime teen pussy fetishes
>>24088307
Dude , you're like Finch from American pie. You talk like him so much it's not funny.
>>24088483
pros outweigh the cons desu
but i'm a kv and i'd pay child support for her kids if she had sex with me
>>24088450
>same poster, just wanted to add
she wants you to appreciate her (voluntarily) and to apologize for not appreciating her enough before
the reason she craves that appreciation is because she doesn't appreciate herself, deep down, so she can't believe that anyone else would
basically, she's riddled with insecurities
she can fix those, but she's probably not even consciously aware of them
>>24088483
>has 2 kids
you should bail senpai
>met a MILF online, I'm 20, she's like 45
>she makes it clear that since she's married and has 2 daughters she just wants to be friends
>say that that's not what I'd want but whatever
>still text each other all the time
>she's cool, smart and has a tight body since she works out all the time
>she's pretty for an older woman too, smooth blonde hair and a nice face
>invites me out to her city (NY)
>fly there from the west coast, she paid half of the ticket (I insisted I pay half, she wanted to pay for the whole thing)
>get there, do everything we planned to do
>she shows me around the city, we get pizza, we see a movie, have an overall really good time
>kiss her as we overlook the Manhattan skyline
>tells me we shouldn't do this but she likes me too much not to
>she had a hotel room booked in advance for me it seems
>it's really fucking nice, incredible view, had to be expensive
>we lay on be bed for a while
>have amazing sex (my first time but I didn't spill spaghetti)
>she tells me she wants me to meet her daughter since we can't be together, but that she'd be into me
>say I'll meet her when I come back
>go home after that weekend
>it's now 1 week later and we're still texting
>>24088530
That's not a comparison anyone has made before.
>>24088569
>thingsthatneverhappend.png
>>24088483
How old are her kids? Do they live with her?
>>24088569
>>24087369
Where did you find these milfs? I've managed to fuck a 36 year old woman from craigslist before, but she wasn't exactly prime rib.
>>24088455
i agree op is a faggot but your suggestion of kowtowingvto women is just as bad
youre a fucking beta kek
>>24088523
If you haven't made it clear you're NOT in a relationship then do so please.
>>24088569
>>she tells me she wants me to meet her daughter since we can't be together, but that she'd be into me
She wants you to marry her daughter so you can be close by to fuck anytime?
I'd like this to happen to someone, even if not me.
>>24088569
>>she tells me she wants me to meet her daughter since we can't be together, but that she'd be into me
top kek have a threesome with them m8
Do you people really believe OP?
Most of the time ln this board it's mfw no gf.
Now it's ya i have a older girlfriend totaly not a loser.
Why lie on the internet right?
>>24088605
7 & 3, so yes they do. It makes it hard to sleep together at hers.
>>24088559
I'm not going to raise them, just bang their mom.
>>24088523
Wise advice. It took me a while to find this one though.
>>24088455
I thought that I was quite open with her
>>24088459
Thankfully not
>>24088657
second that
>>24087821
This relationship is based on the D. Keep giving it to her and all will be fine. I know bitches like that. And you have a great advantage: You can access that bitch any time you want. Even if she's in a new relationship.
>>24088627
I didn't say shit about kowtowing, just the opposite. OP comes off passive aggressive as shit, and women eat boys like that for breakfast. Only bitches act passive aggressive, men don't act like bitches.
>>24088441
this is all true
OP, if you still want this bitch, a decent response to "meet for a drink to decide if I still like YOU" would be "you're buying".
as for me I tapped out years ago, fuck this shit.
pic related
>>24088657
That was probably the implication yeah. She is kind of crazy.
>>24088699
Even if it's only for sex, you shouldn't trust women like that. She won't use protection or poke condoms or some other shit. If she likes you or thinks you she can use you, she's gonna trap you somehow.
In the end it's your choice though.
>>24087369
>>24087369
>>24087369
OP do NOT explain your reasoning to women.
Just fucking ignore them when they start being passive-aggressive and hostile.
>>24088441
you should read Schopenhauer's essay on women, I think you'll enjoy it
>>24088569
>be that woman's husband
>get married
>wife eventually kekolds me and tries to set the guy up with our own daughter
Maybe if you hadn't responded like a fucking whiny bitch. Lik holy fuck I couldnt tell if you were also a female you drama queen.
>>24087701
so you exclusively shitpost then?
when the fuck are you going to respond OP
>>24088885
I mean I felt kind of bad.
But her husband is a rich Jew so that made it a little easier.
Get out of this while you still can. Dont do it Anon, not worth.
>>24088944
ya done good
>>24088776
yes you did fuckface
>>24088997
She also wanted me to cum inside her... So I did, twice that night. It felt fucking amazing but I don't know if that should be a concern.
>>24089118
just meet up with her again and falcon punch to be sure
>>24087369
she's nothing bro. I'd just let it go. However there is a part of me that would LOVE to just fucking wreck this bitch and her cunt philosophy on dating.
She has a passive aggressive, overthinking attitude on men and their actions. It's damaged goods and it'll just frustrate you in the future.
It's very obvious you two are not compatible. To me it's apparent that she needs some clingy fucker to fawn over her and message her every day. 39 year old damaged bitch wants to be worshipped.
My last text to her would be
>No I don't give a fuck if you fancy me because we fucked 3 times. If you need to find yourself a clingy little fag that messages you every day then go find that shit. It's not me. If you want to get drunk and fuck then call me up. Otherwise keep your passive aggressive bullshit the fuck out of my inbox.
That would end it flat out. However, girls like her stress me out and from past experiences I won't even deal with them anymore. Women like this give me stress adn then I get a fucking ulcer.
>>24089183
dude, you don't understand women
that text wouldn't end it, it would make her cream instantly
>>24088862
Cheers mate. I'll have a look.
>>24088795
Kind-of similar here. I have a GF but I'm currently pretty depressed about how it all works, and would have tapped out a while ago if I could put that biological urge to rest.
>>24088078
I like how you ended the conversation, good job OP not falling for her
>>24087821
She's everything I hate about women, be careful anon. These are the types whom get fucked, don't feel like they are getting their dues (Emotionally) and then files for sexual harassment charges. I've been there, it's not worth it.
She also doesn't know how to connect sentences together, holy shit.
>>24087821
How did you meet her lol?
>>24088311
>paste in Paint
>crop one line of pixels off the bottom or side
>save as different filename
Untraceable
>>24089411
>he thinks this is how reverse image search works
>>24089213
I do understand women.
What that text does is set stage for future meetings. Either she fucks off and finds a clingy guy or she abides by rule. And my rule is that I don't text her every fucking day. When I want to see her and talk to her I will do so. If she wants to see me and talk to me she may also do that but under no circumstances should she complain that I don't do something enough in the short amount of time we've know one another.
>>24089463
No he's just hoping OP does. And now you've blown it.
>>24087821
It's never JUST sex with women. Women trade sex for something else. Hookers trade it for money, others for attention, and some for protection. Sex is a tool used by women, in her case she wanted a man to understand her.
>>24089482
>I do understand women
maybe I spoke too soon
I was thinking about the
>That would end it flat out
and that I would rather expect the woman to only yearn for OP more. But you seem to say the same now with
>she abides by rule.
>Not asking her to punish you for it later
FUCK OFF OP YOU ARE PISSING AWAY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CHANCE
OP here.
She's just replied to my "Let's talk tommorrow" with "I am in Hemingways...", which is the bar we went to for our first date.
What's she getting at?
>>24087821
top kek
all women are like this..
they don't into logic, so either cut her loose or tell her what she wants to hear to keep fugging
doesn't matter if you're the perfect gentleman, you'll still get this crazy shit.. do not engage logically
>>24089832
she wants you to say you'll be there immediately so she can reassure herself that you....idk...care?
I don't know man, figure it out
>>24088862
Reading it now. Can't make much sense of this paragraph though:
Nature has appointed that the propagation of the species shall be the business of men who are young, strong and handsome; so that the race may not degenerate. This is the firm will and purpose of Nature in regard to the species, and it finds its expression in the passions of women. There is no law that is older or more powerful than this. Woe, then, to the man who sets up claims and interests that will conflict with it; whatever he may say and do, they will be unmercifully crushed at the first serious encounter. For the innate rule that governs women's conduct, though it is secret and unformulated, nay, unconscious in its working, is this: We are justified in deceiving those who think they have acquired rights over the species by paying little attention to the individual, that is, to us. The constitution and, therefore, the welfare of the species have been placed in our hands and committed to our care, through the control we obtain over the next generation, which proceeds from us; let us discharge our duties conscientiously. But women have no abstract knowledge of this leading principle; they are conscious of it only as a concrete fact; and they have no other method of giving expression to it than the way in which they act when the opportunity arrives. And then their conscience does not trouble them so much as we fancy; for in the darkest recesses of their heart, they are aware that in committing a breach of their duty towards the individual, they have all the better fulfilled their duty towards the species, which is infinitely greater.[2]
she's fucking batshit man
As a somewhat older woman i think this is beyond insane gtfo man
>>24089832
Go and see her at bar.
Have her suck your dick.
Do not touch her at all after you orgasm.
Tell her "Thank you crazy faceless fuckhole"
Never communicate with her ever again.
Post results.
>>24090738
Have to agree this is the best outcome for all parties
>>24087821
Because for women it's never only sex. They also want to feel desired etc. They look for romance, not just sex. It can be without real relationship, without lot of bullshit, but they still want to talk with you, maybe sometimes go out if she doesn't need to keep it secret etc.
If sex is good, keep her. Just write to her every now and then asking what's up, ask her out for sex and don't worry about some additional bullshit. I also have fwb milf but thankfuly she doesn't cause such drama.
>>24090248
It means that your duty, as a man, is to possess as many women as possible. Whether you do this or not is up to you.
But if you act like you are not doing this, you are "going against your mission".
The woman's nature is to propagate the entire species forward. She will punish you if you are "going against your mission". If it seems like you are too interested in her (the individual woman) instead of being interested in the human species, she will punish you. In other words, if you are too interested in being with just her and not many women, she will punish you.
Long story short, women want to drive the species forward, and they award men who do not settle on the individual woman but chase the female gender as a whole. You're supposed to always make it seem like you're not too into her, because your "true mission" is to impregnate and care for as many women as possible. An individual woman by herself is not supposed to satisfy you.
Very interesting read.
MODS.
isn't this for the /adv/ section.
Seriously, i post one thing about a split with a GF and this get to continue?
>>24091491
Haha, I really can't see how you read the original paragraph to mean that (or to mean anything) but I'll take your word. Read it all now, the rest was clear and interesting. Thanks very much for the suggestion
