Who /checking out soon/ here?
>tfw playing k-on songs in rocksmith
>>24085155
Wow ive been looking for that pic for ages
And I am checking out summer of 2017, possibly spring.
No note, suicide by drowning.
>>24085155
>you will never be Akon
why even live
>>24085968
>tfw you will never try to take it easy with Young Jeezy
>failure general
i'll stick around for 5 more years i guess
>>24086146
why 5 more years?
Just started watching K-on last night. For a good couple of hours it made me completely forget about suicide.
>>24086173
i'm still curious enough about what happens next
Well not SOON soon but eventually.
i will propably do ghostrider upsala run type shit and see if i die or not, time will show
anyway i hate my life
>>24086247
wut
what does that even mean??
>>24086324
i think what i wrote is understandable
google ghostrider upsala run
>>24085155
Next week will decide whether I do it or not. If I do it, I'm thinking pills. I always wanted to go out while inside my comfy bed.
>>24086407
You know that takes 3 days of pain, right? Trust me. It's pain you've never imagined.
>>24086407
>pills
top kek, unless its cyanide good luck with your "overdose"
>>24086324
>not knowing ghostrider
weak performance lad
>>24086453
Are there ANY pills that would work relatively fast? I was thinking of overdosing on Effexor.
>>24086485
Swallow 2 bottles of benadryl and enjoy the ride.
>>24086485
Pills work by LITERALLY mleting your organs. You'd have less pain setting yourself on fire.
>>24086499
Dubs confirmed
I'm thinking of starting a car up in my garage. The thing is, I live with family. I don't want them to open the door to the garage and get any CO2 themselves. Do I have anything to worry about?
>>24086499
Fuuuuck, I thought there was some kind of combination that wouldn't be too bad like sleeping pills and morphine. I might have to do my Plan B and jump from a high place then.
>>24086485
Just buy a shotgun you retard.
Why do my parents have to be alive? And my grandparents. And all my brothers. And their kids.
>>24086555
I'd rather jump from a scenic cliff or bridge.
>>24086496
What would that actually do?
>>24085909
thats a bad way to die, it will hurt and youll be scared as shit
>>24086499
Are you trolling? The right pills can knock out your nervous system and let you die peacefully.
The thing is, your average idiot who tries to an hero with pills has no idea what the fuck she's doing and just takes whatever is at hand.
>>24086608
That's retarded anon. A shotgun slug will blow your brains out instantly with just a small finger movement. Jumping is much more difficult to make yourself do and to succeed at doing, plus it might not be instant.
>>24086677
And what pills are these?
Just new into currently some depression after years of numbness and blindness not sure if it will stay ...Just curious, I wanted to know if some of you consider moving to a totally different country and see what happens there, or take some kind of lifechanging risk to see what happens before killing yourself? Or are your problems rooted at a very deep level?
>not blast&cruising on roids till you die of organ failure
Its like you don't even want to leave humanity behind
>>24086696
Something he read about on wikipedia, which are unaquireable by a regular person.
>>24086719
My personal problems are problems that I can't avoid. They keep me from traveling to another country or buying a gun. I'm just afraid that I'll be taken away one day and it'll be too late for suicide.
>>24086677
>The right pills can knock out your nervous system and let you die peacefully.
Please, I would like to know as well.
>>24086696
not pills but nembutal, fentanyl
off to /suicide/ with you
>>24086647
i can handle another extra 20 seconds of pain mate.
it will all be over afer that
>>24086792
>using fagchan
Get out.
hope I get the courage to soon, no one will ever like me anyway.
>>24086547
pretty sure they have to exposed to it for a little while,
but still, dont risk their lives
>>24086825
Crap. Guess it's high building.
>>24086798
Why are you offing yourself, if I may ask?
>tfw the state will always make suicide difficult
Do they care that I'm suffering?
>>24086637
It will get you high. DPH isn't really popular as an hallucinogen though as a lot of people report seeing shadow figures, crawling insects and other spooky shit.
>>24086885
>does the state care
>>24086880
got herpes
>>24086931
>tumblr filename
I'll allow it because it's a cute fairy.
>time rushes on
>hate my wageslave job
>tell myself it's because I have ambitions to do other things
>no gf
>no friends
>currently crashing at brother's tiny apartment
>spend my weekends walking around the city on my own without direction
This can't go on much longer.
>>24086873
Youre not concerned about your family having to identify your gory remains?
>>24086933
Is.. Is herpes really that bad? Shit dude
>>24086965
yep pretty bad my man
>>24086962
I think the ID in my wallet will take care of it. I'll bring my social security card too, if it makes any difference.
>>24086951
>spend my weekends walking around the city on my own without direction
I did that the other day and felt better until I went back to my apartment and then felt awful 5s later.
>>24086947
Do you go through every file on 4chan to point out what the text says? Just realise, most of us get these images from Google.
everytime im in these threads, i try to encourage ppl to consider charcoal burning. seems pretty effective, painless. but no one listens.
>>24087013
It's just common 4chan courtesy to rename your filenames if you got them from tumblr. Sorry if you're not up to date.
>>24087020
Isn't it basically the same as CO2 poisoning, just less effective?
>>24087020
Literally any method that isn't shotgun slug to the brain is shitty halfhearted "cry for help" tier.
>>24086988
Holy fuck. I dunno how I'd live with that. How'd you get it?
>suicide general
Men go out quietly and people are shocked by such a sudden event.
Teenage girls threaten to do on Tylenol for attention.
Are you men or the stupid girls who you all dislike so much?
>>24087032
>if you got them from Tumblr
Good thing I didn't.
>>24087020
>recommending someone be a coal burner
You're sick senpai.
>>24086988
le fuk???
>>24087060
>Being willfully obtuse
Just rename your shit and no one will yell at you ya daft cunt
>>24086988
thats not even herpes, those are warts.
>>24087052
he isnt me with he herpes.
but yeah i got it at the gym.
>>24087035
I wish I could buy a gun, but laws don't always allow that.
this wont fail
>>24086788
Not that guy but a shit ton of benzos + booze. If you don't have access to benzos, any sedative in a high enough dose will do the trick.
If you do it right, you'lle die peacefully of respiratory arrest in your sleep.
>>24086547
>CO2
It's CO that kills you in that situation. Carbon Monoxide is peaceful from what I've heard.
I'm 26, half way to 27. I'm trying to hold out until wizard status, but I don't know if I'll be able last that long.
Life is suffering, and the best I can do is pretend to smile so other people can go about their lives.
>>24087116
what the bloody death is that?
>>24086637
>>24086909
Yeah it will fuck you off your rocker. Personally have never taken a large dose, but have seen my father open a bottle and down it. All in all made for a fun childhood but I think 2 bottles would probably start to shut down some organs and you would die. But that trip might be worth it.
Die like a man
>>24086991
They still need a family member to identify the remains kek.
Also funerals can cost up to 10k, does your senpai have the money for that?
>>24087151
Thank you, Anon. I truly appreciate it.
>>24087180
It's a helmet someone built to act as firing pins for eight shotgun shells so he'd get shot in the head by eight shells at the same time.
>>24087194
Depends on the "bottles". I tube of benadryl wouldn't be 500mg, but you can get bottles of 2000-2400mg from Wal-Mart and Target.
1000 is generally considered pretty bad, 1500-2000mg is possibly lethal. Two bottles would kill the shit out of you. About an hour after taking 1000mg I was still lucid enough to go to bed, but it was starting to hit me. DPH, being a deliriant, means once the shit starts you won't be able to do anythinig about it. For about $10, two hours, and a cup of water, you could be dead.
>>24087216
Dead was real. He asked Varg for some shotgun shells, left a note that said, "sorry for the mess", and did it.
>>24087180
Shotgun suicide helmet.
all those "nodes" are where the shell will be placed and then shot all at once.
>tfw I know I will never kill myself but I really like to imagine the scenario
Nothing to live for. But stilll not ready to 404 myself. I don't know why.
>>24087398
dont dew yourself in just yet kid
>>24087236
My pleasure anon. I don't want to kill myself but if we ever see each other on the other side, don't forget that you own me one!
>>24087244
Yeah my father took 99 25mg tablets in the span of 2 hours and lived but ive also seen him take 6500mgs of apap 3 times a day for weeks.
Anyone know any creative or unique ways to an hero?
inb4 that "decapitation string thing
>>24087244
And honestly i don't think thats the worse way you could go when doing it yourself.
>>24087441
Give me one reason why not?
Gta 6 will be a good enough reason but I don't thimk I can make it that long though.
>>24087538
the waifu age.
>>24085155
writing a note without sounding like a whiny bitch is hard t b h.
I'm not even trying to blame anyone or complain about anything.
I'm just trying to say that I don't have the motivation to be alive anymore, but even that alone sounds whiny as fuck.
>>24087468
I'll be forever in your debt.
>>24087634
>writing a note
Don't write a note.
>>24087218
>up to 10k
I don't think it's cost that much. I mean, there's the coffin, the taxidermy and burial grounds. I can fork over some money too.
>>24087653
>coffin, the taxidermy and burial grounds
Yeah thats why, 10k.
They really are that expensive.
They better rev up those car washes.
>>24087651
Why not? I always imagined myself leaving a brief note.
>>24087651
I don't want to, but I think it might be necessary.
I just want to get across to my parents that
>it is indeed suicide and not an accident
>none of their faults
>they shouldn't give a fuck
>>24087677
>>24087724
You'll be dead by the time any of this stuff you're wondering about will even happen. There's no point in caring about stuff that happens after you're dead. You won't exist. You will physically be incapable of caring. It's not like a note will make anyone feel better anyway.
>>24087571
Sex is overrated.
To be loved, that shit will never happen to me. Been alone for so long I don't know no better man.
At school everybody hated me. At work everybody hates me. All the people I know by name are making fun of me and laugh when they see me walking.
Yes I had some relationships with girls. But they all ended up with me beeing hurt. In the end I was better off alone.
>>24087724
Just print this out and highlight your post for them.
>>24087774
REE FUCK OFF NORMALFAG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GET OF MY BOOOOOOOOOARD
>>24087676
What about cremation? That sounds loads cheaper.
>>24087843
Donate your body to science and all working organs to transfer list, an hero on ice and become a hero.
>>24087827
Who the fuck you calling normalfag you cocksucker!!!!! Be very carefull what you post next you faggot. I don't have any money bit I will look for you, I will find you and I wil........
>>24087882
You have to fill out a buttload of forms, one of which is a doctor's note. Don't think they'd really be too keen on a healthy mid-20 year old donating their body all of a sudden.
>>24087904
is that the sniper from saving private ryan?
>>24087912
Thats why you write a living will I'm 21 and have all that paper work filled out. And you can authorize someone after your death to grant permissions on your behalf. For some reason in america the dead still have rights.
>>24087843
probably a couple thousand dollars.
But just do like me and have your body be irretrievable.
Gonna out in the middle of pacific, tie weights to myself, then take a dive.
>>24087924
Dunno, never seen saving cocksucker Ryan cause I don't want nobody to be saved.
>>24087969
I signed my organs away when I got my license and joined the National donor list
>>24088014
careful with that edge anon
>>24085155
>you will never fight in mecha robots and smoke dank weed with your anime pals
>>24086988
Do you just trim over the herpes to make them look bigger?
>>24088113
You be carfull who you talking to.
Are you giving me orders now? Are you? You want some of this? You want a problem? Huh? You want some of thus motherfucker? Cocksucking faggot!
>>24085155
How come we never hear about people pulling another Toaster Steve?
>>24085968
I couldn't have been the only one to think of him. Ebin.
