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You did it, robot. You don't know how but you did it. You
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You did it, robot. You don't know how but you did it. You finally got a girl to voluntarily come home with you, and it looks like she's in the mood.

What music do you put on to make sex to?
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Bat out of Hell album.
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d-do you like mongolian throat singing
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http://picosong.com/6a5A/ this
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SILENTOAD
SILENTOAD
SILENTOAD
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
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>>24084888


I've been prepping my whole life for this moment

J-Holiday - Bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82t_UOMHPJY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw7IBJaN6rQ
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>>24084888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

>WHEN I NUT ON HER FACE
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY
Tbh senpai
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Led Zeppelin IV.
Fast Times told me so and it does work
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trip hop

glory box by portishead is sexcore af desu
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https://youtu.be/NEscJWErZ0I
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>>24085283
Yeah, this or Massive Attack
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https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800
THIS IS MY MOMS HOUSE AND SHES A FUCKING NORMIE
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Band of horses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
The only correct answer
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Death Grips is probably the most normalfag band(?) I listen to, so Exmilitary in that case.
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>>24084888
Some Barry White or Marvin Gaye songs.
I'll use a few candles too.
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>>24085214
>This is what my dad listens to!

I love Led Zeppelin but this is the response you'd get, 100% guaranteed or your money back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ibyz_YIUoA
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>>24085214
>dadrock
off yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qz_b1di3i8

I climax when Philip Bailey screams.
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>>24085283
Mah nigga
https://youtu.be/gvlNy8CdlIY
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Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

You are all welcome.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9jyxYxMzs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doocHNYFGHw

works every time.
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>>24084888
lately this, a lot of flume, and a smattering of other edm, gotta have a fuck playlist desu senpai
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srNa6phKCOU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_yxgN9I8g
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B-PaINJqgM

Oh yeah you know how it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww

Suffice it to say I've never had sex.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUlbsh9r5W8
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unless you're covering the sound of sex with music, or you're fucking a black grill...
>no one wants to fuck to music
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Why would I randomly take a girl home just to have sex with her? This is judging from "finally", meaning it'd probably the very first time she's visiting my home. I'd have no reason to copulate out of the blue.

If I would be in the mentally capable state of wondering what kind of music I should be putting on for sex (which would be the very last thing I'd care about if I were indeed intoxicated enough to bring a stranger home to have sex with), then I'd promptly kick her out and go back to my usual activities.
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>>24086553
are you retarded or a virgin? i play portishead every time as a good luck charm, never fails me
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>>24086553
>not playing live music sets in the background
>not hearing people cheer and applaud while you have sex
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>>24084888
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSM980Pftw
>Knowing she'll probably make rape charges as shes a female
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>>24084921
I think I would legit ask her this and start sperging about my obscure music interests
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>>24084888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovdYcmGF3lE
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>>24085435
>>24085419
Its like you have no tastes.
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This thread is full of certified plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL_9zWmDcjs
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>>24085324
let's have sex
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TO0N4KxzPE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY&ab_channel=AylissaCaldwell
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>>24085435
>disliking a genre of music because it's associated with people that aren't hip and with it
Alright buddy
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>>24087913
>butthurt dad-rocker detected
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>>24087913
>he actually listens to dadrock unironically
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>>24088087
Goddamn right I'm butthurt
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>>24084888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1pCxXrorKM

Why would anyone use anything else?
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>>24084888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in58wtVI9sI
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Death Grips

ORIGINAL COMMENT
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>>24086708
you're the one that sounds retarded.
the mere fact that you rely on a band to get you laid is both telling and very, very sad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF3zw4sKf4I&ab_channel=LaiSaefong
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>>24088309
i never said its what gets me laid, dumbass
it's what i play when they are already in my house, sort of like a ritual
i guess you already answered my question :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc2O3vtP7nw

this tbo be honest family
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>You finally got a girl
>girl

Since knowing my luck it's probably a trap anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glyErSTQrDI

The only option.
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>>24088682
I didn't know this song existed.
>mfw right now it's real nigga hours
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