objective truth thread
>>24083458
You can do everything right and still fail because of external factors outside your realm of control.
>>24083458
Except this is complete horse shit and most likely written by some beta trying to find an excuse for failing to get laid.
>>24083458
>objecting truth thread
Niggers in spite of what racists on /r9k/ say, are people
Wavedashing is a glitch
>>24083540
This
>tfw got laid multiple times with one chick, nudes from others, and women don't regularly flirt with me or any of that other shit
Don't get me wrong. There are men who may very well have a lot of flirty interactions with women. But this is just shit thinking by a seemingly shit person.
I don't smile or twinkle at strange men period.
My friend is like a 7.5/10 pretty good looking guy and built like a brick house but even he doesn't get stared at. That's reserved for gods and supermodels.
There is an illusion. It is called free will.
>>24083680
No, you're wrong. Your friend is not a 7.5/10. More like a 5/10.
There was a time where I was pretty fit and looked pretty good, face and bodywise.
Whenever I left my apartment girls looked at me, stared at me in the club and shit like that.
Occasionally, more obvious stuff happened like this:
>sitting in subway
>wagon is pretty empty, just me and a bunch of girls a few seats away
>they giggle constantly, look at me and even waved and said hello to me
Just accept it guys. Girls are pretty obvious if you're attractive. If they're not obvious, you're not attractive, period.
>>24083540
found the uggo who doesnt want to face reality
>>24083539
Normies will refute this until they're blue in the face. You are responsible for everything that happens to you no matter what.
>>24083781
I'm very average looking and I get laid plenty
(I'm on /r9k/ because I have no career or aspirations)
>>24083540
Found the woman in denial.
>>24083578
>Wavedashing is a glitch
it's actually 100% intended and you were supposed to know about it by following melee's pre-release and subsequent sakurai blogging
it's still in brawl iirc
I get stared and laughed at when I leave the house because I'm an ugly 6'8" hungry skeleton
>>24083792
not true at all. I had no control over my genetics so how can it be fault?
>>24083815
No, this is me
>>24083811
>>24083792
>You are responsible for everything that happens to you no matter what.
what if you're a perfect driver, you obey all the rules, you pull up to an intersection, and then a predator drone strikes your car by accident
>>24083844
>>24083856
I was implying that that's what normies believe, not expressing my own sentiments.
Look at the post I was replying to.
>>24083856
Your fault for pulling up on that intersection. You should known a drone was gonna strike there.
>Studying in empty library
>Girl sits right next to me even though there are tons of free seats
>Say nothing, just glancing over occasionally
What is this about?
What is this
>>24083811
>>24083680
and those women are settling for you because they are in heat, lonely, or want a beta provider
>>24083896
>I was implying that that's what normies believe,
>" N O R M I E S "
there's no such thing and you're a delusional loon who should go back to wizardchan
>>24083923
she's gonna accuse you of rape probably
>>24083901
how
>>24083963
so what exactly is the problem then?
>>24083923
>goes into an objective truth thread
>asks a blog-like question
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Women is the uglier sex, they expire mid twenties and paint their face so they can go out in public. There are no ugly feminists, only women without their cheats. Most women don't even have eyebrows and little to no eyelashes, now please take a look at banana twinks makeupless face.
>>24083980
you're not attractive nor is your friend, women just would rather have something than nothing
Under some circumstances ass is cleaner than pussy
>>24083970
>>I was implying that that's what normies believe,
>>" N O R M I E S "
Okay cool very nice dude there are no such thing as average neurotypicals very cool thank you
>>24083970
Did you just claim there's no such thing as normalfags or did i just read your post wrong somehow?
>>24083995
What is this strange creature and why do I want to fuck it?
Who cares? You hate women anyways so why do you want them to notice you?
Just weighing in with my experience as moderately attractive guy
>I stare at girls a lot due to my aspie and sometimes they stare back
>In drinking establishments they will initiate eye contact
>In high school girls were very obvious about fancying me, rumours would always get back to meeven though I had long hair like some basement dweller
>This summer I went to the park with friend (I don't get out much so this is like a normie saying "last week" really)
>group of teen girls were giggling about me
>they sent one over on a dare who sat next time
>I was seriously impressed with her balls and told her so
>she left and they all came over to take a selfie with me
>I said no and sent them awaybecause I have a blushing problem and it was starting to get triggered
Present life:
>Dating average looking girl who is deeply in love with me despite knowing I have no life at all
>she always rationalises to herself that I'm deep or somehow really cool for avoiding people
>>24084102
he's a camwhore from a few years back who goes by Dumbledore
>fapfapfap
>>24083833
>you were supposed to know about it by following melee's pre-release and subsequent sakurai blogging
You're thinking of L-canceling. Pedantic fags like the say that wavedashing is "an exploit not a glitch", but it still wasn't intended by the game devs. I don't care because wavedashing is fun as fuck.
Wavedashing got removed from Brawl because they removed directional airdodges. You can still SORT OF waveland, without any directional momentum, with absolutely perfect timing but the effect is pretty much negligable.
>>24084068
>>24084082
>implying "normie" means "neurotypical" and isn't a weird caricature of a high school jock from a bad american movie
>>24084137
trufax, my man
>>24084188
No you're thinking of chads.
Lurk more...
>>24083458
Blablabla broscience shit blabla
After losing weight and going into ripped ninja mode, people started telling me I have the body and face of a model.
Either way I don't get hit on. Then again I walk around in a meditative trance all day with the demeanour of a serial killer. So many people are shit at small talk.
>>24083458
Im cool with it. Less to worry about.
>>24083578
>>24083833
Smash Bros is a button mashing party game.
Women without make-up just look like ugly men
I spend a lot of my time in the gym and most of the women I see are there and they generally don't have make-up
I made this realization during one of my triple mirror staring sessions with a group of them
>>24084160
normoshit pls leve
>>24084015
So you're saying women will fuck us but they won't find us very pretty while doing so... Who the fuck cares?
>>24084280
FUCK YOU MAN DONT SAY THIS SHIT HERE IM A PROFESSIONAL SUPER SMASH BROTHERS CHAMPION IN MY TOWN
>>24084207
chads are a subset of normie that just specifically implies that they're white and buff (as opposed to any other race, and forceful by way of wealth or popularity instead of physical prowess)
>>24084280
very trueCapcom makes the worst modern traditional fighting games though, SF4 and Marvel 3 are complete garbage
>>24084303
bruh this is the objective trtuh, I dont give a fuck if you care
women don't love like men do
>>24083539
>>24083458
>mfw this is true
>>24084188
>>implying "normie" means "neurotypical"
no
>and isn't a weird caricature of a high school jock from a bad american movie
no
Normalfags are very real, probably you just haven't lurked enough and have no idea what we mean with normalfags.
Normalfags are the people who are normal enough to be able to get friends and sex (without paying) or relationships
>>24084314
Go fuck yourself. Mvc2 is the best fighting game ever made.
>>24084439
1: you're wrong
2: Marvel 3 is not MvC2 and MvC2 is not modern anyway
3: you're wrong and a yipes memer probably
>>24084160
pics of gf or you don't have one
>>24084681
I would love to share something anonymized with you bros, was thinking of screenshotting our dirty chat from today but I'm so risk averse it makes me nervous
>>24084793
>im risk averse
naw nigga u pussy averse
>>24084288
imagine if men could wear makeup
>>24083458
That's not entirely true. You can be ugly and get laid. However, you have to pour an inhuman amount of effort, get to pick a girl last, and will probably be keked anyways. And the sex will be disgusting for her and dissappointing for you. But you can get laid.
>>24084303
>So you're saying women will fuck us but they won't find us very pretty while doing so
The sex that you get by compromise from a unwilling girl is so awful that you would be better off just masturbating or going to a whore. At least whores will pretend to care.
Can anyone get back on point by posting more unccomfortable truths
>>24084160
>she always rationalises to herself that I'm deep or somehow really cool for avoiding people
mine does that too
or she's just legit stupid
