>you sit here fantasizing about getting laid
>Chad doesn't even have to try to get head
>>24083350
Nothing we can do.
Move on.
>I sit here sniffing pants
>while chad gets woman to fall in love with him at first glance
>on 4chan you sit
>she's eating his shit
>I sit here shilling for Trump
>while Chad goes on her pussy bump bump bump
>I sit here saving pics of nude girls
>while Chad gives her a necklace of pearls
>>24083350
>I get to do whatever I want and enjoy my freedom from social requirements 24/7, the alpha loner
>Chad dedicates his life to roasties, and perhaps is even enslaved by marriage to one
>>24083600
>I sit here playing Call of Dooty
>while Chad goes ham on that booty
>>24083508
Hahahaha lmao this made me giggle :)
>>24083350
>You sit there so kawaii desu
>Meanwhile she's eating chad's poo
>You sit at home, composing her sonnets
>She's out at the club, untying her bonnet
>If only you could think of what to say
>No gf, so quiet, she thinks that you're gay
>>24084261
wow I did not ask for these feels
Fuck off with these shitty threads you kuckolded sissy faggots
Stop making these threads Roberto
Thank you, have a good day.
You use your hand to think of oneitis
Chad nuts so hard she gets tonsillitis
>you go to the game to hopefully see her
>she's with a guy that you know she really would prefer
>You're inadequate even at your best
>She begs Chad to spray it on her chest
>You tell the mirror you'll succeed like its prophetic
>Too bad you know the guy in it's straight-up pathetic
