>Be me, 6/10 5'9" manlet
>Using Tinder because lonely as fuck for years
>Finally get a match that isn't a bot
>qt 3.14159265358, blonde and petite
>Get to chatting, she's an IT major and loves biology
>horeyshet.jpg
>Get her number, spend four hours texting back and forth animal facts and computer stuff(she built her first at 13)
>Make obscure comic reference because I am in fact an autist
>She digs it
>Thiscan'tbereal.mp4
>Start trying to organize a meeting
>She mentions that if we meet in person that talking may be difficult
>Turns out her vocal chords are paralyzed and she can only communicate through ASL
>Currently taking online ASL to understand her
>Mfw I met qt mute girl who likes computers
>Mfw I get to have an anime relationship
I wanted to thank all of you guys for inspiring me to embrace my autism and reach out to another person, even if rejection and solitude loomed over me. Your brave adherence to your fucked-up beliefs gave me the courage to ask her out. If you guys want, I'll stop by again and tell everyone how it goes.
So long, robots. See you after the credits. Help me pick a theme song.
>>24083291
I also have an anime relationship, best thing in the world. On the other hand, I'm quite scared that if we someday break up, I will NEVER find someone with such similar nerd culture interests.
>Getting excited about inevitably getting keked by a girl that can't even talk
>>24083291
that is amazing
I wish you the best. this sounds like something out of a movie sempai
>>24083411
>Tfw no spore2
It's a bad beat.
i refuse to believe someone could have this happen and their first thought is "oh boy! i better go tell the guys in that hellhole about my luck!"
obvious troll 0/10
>>24083291
I work with deafies all the time they are awesome. If you fuck her though beware she can't hear herself moan and it will sound like you are murdering a retard.
>>24083291
Does lying on the internet make you feel better about your loneliness OP?
>Turns out her vocal chords are paralyzed and she can only communicate through ASL
Thats not how vocal cords work dipshit
Nice fake story though
>>24083451
She's not deaf; her vocal chords are paralyzed.
Heavy breathing incoming
>>24083291
>TFW a qt pi tomboy is showing interest in me
A-anime relationship guys!
>>24083513
"Vocal fold (or cord) paresis and paralysis result from abnormal nerve input to the voice box muscles (laryngeal muscles). Paralysis is the total interruption of nerve impulse, resulting in no movement; paresis is the partial interruption of nerve impulse, resulting in weak or abnormal motion of laryngeal muscles."
Check that speech privilege, fuccboi
>>24083584
Fine, you win this time op
If this story is true though you need to fucking leave mate, you don't belong here anymore
>>24083440
>picture of pikmin
>tfw no spore2
JUST
>>24083451
All of the keks
4/10 for being funny
>>24083291
If this is fucking real and not a /b/ like type of troll, you sir have one upped all of us.
>>24083291
I remember that there was a mute fembot from my country here.
Are you Swiss OP?
>>24083291
You're a filthy liar and you know it desu senpai.
>>24083829
I got her skype.
>u jelly?
>>24083291
o-oh, ok, that is nice, and cute
wish You two best of luck, hapiness and fulfillment
>theme song
choose Your weapon of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2zGncgLjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv77YF1vkeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGD6I8usrT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBEL36whCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaK-F8YHPJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAzw_P7w9bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbgyKJkHxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7jgftUOGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQVSXy1XI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7F_DYRSzy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5UkQ7T4PH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB6HY8r983c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HN50TLuaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXjZeCL0C9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ux53bbVXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyT0t1fqg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC3QtQ3SumM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhqwHq3eSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HGLeUqoUf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAFdxYVbQuQ
I don't know, what was I supposed to do anyway?
bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHyNA-fBlyMwhat the fuck have I done
You're gonna get clucked by mute chad
I hope you know ASL for "suck dick"
>>24084092
Shit nigga that's a lot of meme music.
Bonobo is awesome though, good taste.
>>24084297
Im aware, I went wild with the shit I've sent.
The only missing thing would be some more russian music, a german/prussian anthem, nordic stuff and perhaps folk songs.
>>24083538
>Implying tomboys aren't best girls
>Assertive enough to get shit done
>Doesn't waste time on girly shit like shoes and then talks to me about them
>Will call you out on your shit
>Tsundere as fuck
>Actually has a personality
Have fun chasing Stacy
>>24083829
OP here, no.
Canadafag in Murica
How is Switzerland, anyway? I've always wanted to visit.
>>24084088
I don't care lad, I ain't a thirsty beta.
>>24084398
Switzerland is pretty nice to live by, although it's quite expensive.
And the landscape is quite beautiful, want a pic?
>>24084367
She's all of that except tsundere. She's just a little wary of people she doesn't know well. We share a shitload of interests and she just randomly compliments me sometimes which makes my heart go doki
It's just fucking bizarre how this all fell into my lap randomly
>>24084441
>>24084398
Here is a picture I took last year in october anyways !
>>24084556
dude I'm insanely jealous but i'd honestly say more happy for you.
How did you meet?
I'm pretty much a loner so the only time is maybe at work or the gym to meet a tomboy, shyness is a crutch in that regard however.
>>24083291
I made this meme just for you
>>24084556
OP back, who dafuq are you again?
>>24083291
I'm a 9/10 tall (6'3) white guy.
I've known ASL for years and volunteered while in college working with deaf/mute children.
My dick is 9 inches and I love anime and read comics all the time--not to say I don't hit the clubs 2 to 3 times a week and work out 4 times of the week.
If I want your girl I will have her. I choose to let you be happy in this moment. It will not last forever because I will become hungry again.
>>24084827
If you read the story, we met on Tinder.
It only took two years of swiping right on very single one of them.
Hate to break it to you but "she" is only pretending to not be able to speak to cover up her masculine voice. I've been in that position before, bro. It's most likely that "she's" a tranny. Classic tactic.
>>24084897
>not changing actor names to OP, Stacy and Tyrone
>>24084971
Cool story bro. I would be intimidated if you were actually intimidating. But as is, I don't really give a fuck so what kind of anime do you watch? I've been looking for some slice of life/romance/comedy ones.
>>24084297
>>24084356
Why meme music?
>>24084827
>>24084930
We met through this site actually. We were talking about music and just ended up swapping contact info. I didn't really expect anything but it turns out we weirdly have a lot in common and she just happens to be my ideal tomboy type.
So yeah. I've been sort of holding back but it seems like we keep going farther some how.
>>24085073
I'm getting that sort of sore smile you get at times, I hope it works out for you anon m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>24085073
Also, I'm also shy as hell but I still try to be cheerful. Seems like people don't mind it so much if you're nice and engage with their interests
>>24085112
Thanks anon! I definitely know what you mean, I felt the same way when I heard about someone on here having a relationship with a reverse trap.
All I can say is, just don't give up hope but at the same time don't expect anything fantastical. Seems like a delicate balance to me
>>24085120
>>24085203
damn man a reverse trap too haha, thats nice I hope a lot of anons can be happy.
I always saw my shyness is a bit of a disadvantage, wear my heart on my sleeve too much as well.
I won't pin my hopes on it but its a nice comfort at the end of a shit day.
plus irl is more feasible not man people where I live on here, I'm talking maybe 0-10 at most
>>24085035
idiot what I typed was an allegory.
Watch yourself fucktard. I can see you're not top shelf IQ.
>>24083291
OP does she play league of legends
>>24083440
Are you retarded or was this post a joke?
>>24085449
I have no idea. I'll ask her.
>>24085434
So you don't watch anime? Damn. I was hoping for some suggestions.
If she had functional vocal chords, she would have swatted you like a fly and you know it OP.
She's beyond fucked, so you are suddenly attractive to her. Why bother forming a relationship based on a lie?
>>24086209
Because it's better than sitting in a pile of my own jizz shitposting on 4chan. At the very least I get to hang out with a real life grill and learn ASL, which is an actual skill I can use in the real world.
Not that I won't miss having all that time to myself; it's a pain in the ass having your phone blown up all the time.
>>24086577
That's what I try to tell myself all the time.
Even if she just wants to be friends with me and not a have relationship, it's at least much better being social than shitposting all day.
>>24085449
OP again. She used to play but quit a while back.
Some Chad will eventually hit on her and simply send her texts about keking you. Enjoy her ruined roastie vag after she gets the Chad Train run on her. It's a fact of life that ALL women want Chad.
>>24085042
I just saw all those anime links and that putin song and went "2dank4me"
there's some interesting stuff there though
>A qt woman that CANT TALK AND NAG!?
you won the lottery op
>>24083291
>computer stuff(she built her first at 13)
whenever i hear stuff like this i give them zero credit because it just means they were born with money and parents who encouraged them to do things with it.
its not fair.
>>24083829
>>24084088
> tfw /r9k/ mentions you
Wishing you the best of luck OP.
We only need pics of her now.
>>24086934
I built mine around the same age; I just retired her last year. She was taking it like a champ for seven years.
Poor girl. My dad and I built get together.
>>24086934
Or maybe they built it out of old parts that cost $40.
She's friendzoned you OP. Just because she's mute doesn't mean she doesn't want to fuck Chad.
Good luck, you're probably already caught in her orbit
>>24087056
whats your skype ?
skypeblockk
>>24085073
>>24084930
>>24084556
>>24084367
>>24083538
Tomboys are for:
Getting in fights with her.
Playing sports with her.
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves.
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts.
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours.
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes.
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself.
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose.
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods.
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back.
Holding her close and telling her you love her.
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls.
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them.
Patting her head.
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass.
Holding her hand in public.
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one.
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them.
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is.
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation.
Introducing her to your parents.
Marriage.
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself.
Gently laying her down on the bed.
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body.
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other.
Raising a new generation of tomboys with.
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together.
These are the things that tomboys are for.
just for you guys
>>24087771
That was beautiful, anon.
Tell me more.
>>24087126
>Built mine 5~ years ago
>Somehow lost one of my fucking side panels within 6 months
>She's still chugging along despite being caked in dust
I love and appreciate my computer more than any woman.
>>24087771
That's cool. I think she's probably more dom though and teases me more, so I don't know if all of that applies
If you're still here
>is this familiar
>>24084971
>my fantasy life: the post
trying too hard there mate
>>24083451
>murdering a retard
kek'd intensely
