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About to fuck my girl for the first time. Am I fucked?
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About to fuck my girl for the first time. Am I fucked?
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>>24083119
Not yet, hence the "about to"
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>>24083119

Nah. You're good.

It looks like you've got a reasonably good body, and you're obviously not erect, so.

Go to town.
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>>24083119
shave and lose some weight
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>>24083160
>tfw my dick looks like that when it's erect
wat do senpaitachi
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>>24083160
You sure she won't mind? Her ex was black.
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>>24083119
Make sure and finish her off after you're done. If you're right handed, put one or two fingers of your left and in pussy and tease the clit. Start soft with the clit teasing and increase as you start to feel it inflate a but with blood. As this starts to happen, lift your left hand fingers inside the vagina towards the "roof" and massage deep pretty much under where the clit is.

So in summary, fuck her good, cum, and do what I described above. Or you can fuck her until you're about to cum, stop and finish her, than right after she orgasms put your dick back in and fuck away.

Having a little dick does not matter if she's finished well.
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>about to fuck my girl for the first time
No you aren't.
That's a reject upon sight dicklet
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>>24083205
>Her ex was black
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>>24083119
Just do yourself a favor and get Tyrone to do the job, faggot.
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>>24083205
>ex was black
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lose some weight holy shit
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>>24083160
>reasonably good body

Don't fool the guy his body his repulsive and his microdick doesn't help.
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>>24083187

Get good with oral and a vibrator.

>>24083205

Is this a thinly veiled dick humiliation thread?

I told you. You're good to go.
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>>24083205
>her ex was black

Holy shit you are SOL man.
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>>24083119

pretty much you small cocked faget

pic is me, totally not photoshopped before you ask
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>>24083402
Nah, no humiliation. Just wanted to get an objective rating.

I'm pretty decent at oral, I think. The very few number of girls I have gone down on seemed to enjoy it. I just write the alphabet with my tongue on their clits

>>24083422
Probably.
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desu I would bail only if she's part of my social circle as she will definitely tell around about your size and you don't want your friends knowing it will fuck your shit up
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Op, might I suggest killing yourself?
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>>24083470

If you want an objective rating

post erect penis.
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>>24083119
>Am I fucked?

Yes
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>>24083119
Are you like 12 years old? Hope you are still growing
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>>24083119
You can't even deepthroat that ... nor "throat" at all
probably won't even trigger a gag reflex
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>>24083205
Oh dear... Post a timestamped picture.
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>>24083505
I don't like big dicks
>sleep with 5'3 white, HAH manlet
>8 inch long and girthy
>it took ages for me to finally ease down to sit on it
>thought I was gonna die
>not putting that in my mouth or butt EVER

It was a one time thing, I prefer average to maybe a tiny bit above average.
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>>24083640

Fuck off Stacey.
You don't belong here.
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>>24083640
>>24083656
Yeah bitch, fuck off.
>I prefer average to maybe a tiny bit above average.
>I prefer 7.5 inches 8 is too much for me desu
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>>24083119
hahahahahahahaha!

Wow man... I really hope for your sake that it's not fully erect. I mean, you're holding it out so it can't be full. Grow a couple of more inches and you'll be alright. If not you better bring a chastity dick cage and a strap-on, or hope she is a good caring cockwoman who will lovingly fuck you in the ass and give you a reach around.
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>>24083205
thats an average sized flaccid penis. what the fuck is it like 4 inches? you should be at least 5.5 inches erect. so no youve got nothing to worry about
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>>24083205
>her ex was black

Liz Phair has a song called fuck and run, take her advice, but drop the fuck and just run
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>>24083205
>Her ex was black.

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>24083778
>tfw even trannies have a bigger dick than me
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I'm about half an inch smaller than OP and have no problems getting laid.
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>>24083119
Maybe not if she's Asian.
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>>24084889
If you're fucking their navels, sure
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