>"Good morning honey"
How do you respond?
Where is my large automobile?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
>M-morning, Stacy.
>>24082378
>teh fuck you still doing in my bed?
>>24082510
And you ask yourself
How did I get here?
>>24082608
>Anon why are you so rude with me?
>>24082831
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
Scream in shock, probably reflexively punch her.
>>24082844
Thats a different girl. Immersion ruined. Maybe next time faggot
>>24082873
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was...
Go back to sleep because I must be dreaming.
>>24082378
>G-G'day, m'lady. Tip of the morning to 'ya! *Tops fedora*
>H-here t-take these eggs, d-don't a-ask questions!
>>24082879
>not changing your gfs like socks
Fuck off beta.
>>24082378
>Rip the blankets off her and start rolling in one place until theyre wrapped around me.
>Ignore her.
>>24082942
I dont change my socks
>>24082942
No fuck you perceived Alpha!
pretty this desu
>>24083018
You probably smells horrible.
>>24082378
>How do you respond?
y-you too
>>24082378
can i cum in puss again plz?
>>24083657
>Sorry anon, I didn't see you wake up.
>>24082378
>feels her crotch to make sure she doesn't have a dick
>>24083862
Why is her gangbang vid so short everywhere I look?
>>24082844
Because you have Stockholm syndrome you stupid cunt
>>24082977
>>>24082378 (OP)
>>Rip the blankets off her and start rolling in one place until theyre wrapped around me.
>>Ignore her.
That would be me
Salutations fembot. Please sit on my face so I can suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong it, pls respond...... PLS
>>24082378
The fuck you just say?
>>24083356
smells should be singular
>>24083950
I have a 20 minute version.
>>24084563
Post it. Hey are you that white guy?
>>24082378
things that never happen
>>24082378
If your response is anything other than "Your breath is fucking rancid" then you're a confirmed KV
>>24085718
If you'll try to be gentle to girls you'll not die f am.
>>24082378
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!
*pans to sky*
I wake up tbqph family.
>>24082378
What did I do to white jesus for him to gift me this vanilla fondue. I've never seen a mattress this big!
