>be secretly gay
>girlfriend asks me to eat her pussy
>start licking, she says it doesn't feel good
>close my eyes and pretend her clit is a penis
>make her cum in three minutes
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lover?"
>>24079490
Man this triggers me...
I had a boyfriend who I loved deeply come out as gay... He confessed he never loved me. It fucked me up good. Never dated anyone ever again.
He's married to another dude nowadays.
>be secretly straight
>boyfriend asks me to suck his cock
>start sucking, he says it doesn't feel good
>close my eyes and pretend his penis is a clit
>make him cum in thirty seconds
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lover?"
>be secretely gay
>girlfriend asks me to suck her cock
>start sucking, she says it doesnt feel good
>close my eyes and pretend her cock was a clit
>make me cum in 666 seconds
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lower"
>tfw im actually a girl
>be wagecukold
>see customer enter
>tell him "hi welcome"
>actually did not welcome his presence
>be vegan but keep it to myself
>people still find out eventually
>they get triggered harder than a combat veteran on ID4
>>24079490
>hold my farts in
>wait until I get in the elevator
>if there aren't any other people on, I'll wait, oh I'll wait
>let it out, just let it ALL OUT in there, the moment the door closes, to maximize the amount of time spent inside the chamber
And I'm not quiet about it either.
>>24079577
Gays are such terrible fucking people. They string people along in their lies and waste their energy, time, and emotion just because they're mentally ill. Not as a white knight, but you're seriously harming a person by pretending to be their lover, whether you're male or female faggot. Sociopathic fucks.
>>24080436
Yeah nice facebook pepe baka desu senpai
>>24079577
Fuck that's harsh. I'm gay but I could never lead anyone on like that, you'd have to be a cunt to do that.
>>24080696
shut up you mentally ill faggot
>relentlessly refer to Pepe as "Tumblr Toad" and "Facebook Frog"
>other robots ironically do the same
>gets so bad that the media refers to Pepe as a creation of Tumblr
>mfw I don't even like Facebook or Tumblr
>>24080817
Ohboyo
>>24080436
cry me a fucking river cuntbag holy shit
also
>implying all or even a significant amount of gays seek to ruin a woman's life by dating her
>be gay
>still date women
>since i'm just pretending to love them instead of actually doing it I get to see all the nasty and evil emotional manipulation they unleash on "their" man
>hate a woman
>marry her so she gets fat and dies early
>fuck guys on the side
>>24080841
there is a significant amount, it's quite a common story you hear about
Stop pretending your kind isn't mentally ill, faggot
>cry me a fucking river
The only reason psychologists don't classify faggotry as a mental illness anymore is because you fags cried rivers of tears.
>>24080896
>tfw the only reason homosexuals aren't considered mentally ill is because of blackmail and death threats
I'm just glad we have such tolerant and loving people to show us the way.
>>24080919
I will pray for you, that the flames in hell will burn your gayness away, you stupid faggot
>>24081087
I don't think you caught what I was saying friend.
>jerk to femdom especially
>not act submessive IRL
