who /gay/ here?
i just want a sweet guy to cuddle with in bed :(
I'm bi and have a sweet guy to cuddle with. I'd kinda like to have him here right now, but I asked to be alone this weekend so I could work on some stuff without distraction. I still offered to spend some time if he needed it, but he says he's fine. I may go see him Monday.
go back to reddit little man
xx
bi
my bf and I are in a LDR. It kind of sucks... But we share the same weird fetish so there's not much likelihood either of us would ever cheat
Cuddle this faggots.
>> actually don't just send your sister or mom
>>24079062
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand kill yourself faggot
>>24080262
>bi
>furry
No, you're prison bi.
>>24080288
Were you born with a bent dick, or did years of rough masturbation without proper tools do it?
Post your tummy qt
>>24080288
Shouldn't your foreskin retract a bit more?
>>24080336
My fetish is not furry, I just have that picture. This is my fetish
>>24080339
What are you, a girl? All dicks bend to either side.
>>24080392
Mine is pretty straight (no hetero) and so is my boyfriend's.
>>24079062
Gay, but only for 2D
3DPD faggots absolutely disgust me
>>24080339
probably years and years of rough masturbation. I did not know there were tools to do it.
>>24080360
I'm working on it
>>24080288
>>24080446
Not bad, but are you not washing your hands after touching your penis? I like to keep my dick/ass germs off my keyboard and mouse.
NO I'M NOT GAY I FUCK BITCHES ON BITCHES I WHIP OUT SHE SUCK ON MY PRIVATE
>>24080288
>>24080446
POST PIC WITH RETRACTED FORESKIN PLS
men are gross, pretty sure anyone who says they find them attractive is either being delusional or lying, like men evolved to be efficient animals, for hunting and what not, nothing sexual in that what so ever, it would be like looking at a fast car or racing horse and getting a boner. whereas women develop features that are specifically there for sexual appeal.
>>24081743
I get a boner when I look at fast planes and rockets.
>>24081743
are you stupid? gtfo with your pseudo-science biotroofs
>>24081826
Nah brah, it's true. Only feeemales are sexually selected. It's why I don't have a gf because I'm ugly and every woman is a lesbian.
>>24081793
you're really gay dude
>>24081925
Watching the Ariane V launch on Tuesday?
Reported. Fuck off back to
>>/lgbt/
who /gaybutonlysexuallynotromantically/ here
I'm normally straight but every once in a while I lust for cock to be honest
kissing a dude and being intimate is a bit too gay for me though
>>24079062
I'd say that I'm bi. It's kind of weird that I'd feel really gay where I want to be pounded by some nice white dick but other times, I want to fuck a nice slim women like pic related.
>>24079062
And then fuck around with with about 700 other guys, right? The only way this isn't true is if you're ugly.
There is no such thing as an attractive, non-whore gay man. Period.
>>24082138
I'm a bi twink and I'm monogamous. I'm too much of a SJW to fuck around without informing my partner. And I'd prefer to not experience the minor inconvenience of having oral herpes.
>tfw gave up on finding romance, and focus on hanging with my friends.
>tfw one of your 'straight' friends expresses romantic interest in you, and he makes the first move.
>tfw suddenly have boyfriend.
>>24081793
I'm with this dude. Performance engineering makes me turgid.
Also men.
>>24082194
>I'm too much of a SJW to fuck around without informing my partner
That sentence makes absolutely no sense. There are fucktons of SJW who are giant sluts.
>>24082318
just because they have a lot of sex doesnt mean they are betraying someone's trust as well
>>24082363
Yeah, this. Informed consent is a big deal.
>>24079062
>>>/lgbt/
better
>>24082363
>If we agree it's okay to be enormous whores together, that means we're not giant whores
No. There's a reason faggots have so many STDs.
>>24082363
Quite honestly I can't stand this mentality in the gay dating scene. If you let your partner sleep around on you then they'll get an STD or HIV and you'll end up with it. Period.
Monogamy needs to be practiced. Homosexuality is in no way "degenerate" in my opinion but "polyamory" nonsense absolutely is.
Being in a committed, monogamous gay relationship is the only thing I think I could ever be happy with. Because then if you're truly faithful and you truly trust and love each other you can engage in gay buttsex without worrying about catching a disease, but now thanks to this permissive sexual culture in gay circles I can never, ever be that trustworthy and always have to view sex as a possible death threat.
>>24082543
if what other people do affects how you view and trust your partner, that's your problem. And it speaks ill of you, not of anyone else.
>>24082543
It's not "polyamory". Polyamory is actually having more than one bf/gf. This is just the typical faggots being sluts ordeal.
>>24082582
You just keep on thinking that, you skanky piece of human garbage. I can't wait til some hypervirulent STD breaks out in the faggot community that has absolutely no treatment and wipes out 75% of the sluts.
>>24082619
good, cower in fear, and spew curses. Does the sun also scare you? Do you cuss at it as well?
>>24082582
>what other people do
I'm only talking about what me and my partner do, but I can't find a partner who does the same things I do if the entire gay dating scene (or at least a significant majority of it) doesn't seem to be interested in monogamous sex
>>24082069
That's me bro
I want a relationship and to fuck women
But I want some dick on the side
I get neither though because I'm shy and weird
>>24082669
No, you mistrust your partner due to the actions of others. There are many like you who wish to be exclusive and keep their faith.
I'm bicurious, I just want a cuteboy bf for about a year, then just stick to real pussy afterwards.
>>24079062
Bisexual, I just want to hook up with a girl and get it out of my system. On all dating websites it's just Tumblrina feminists wanting committed relationships
>be manlet twink
>want qt masc bf
>all of the masc guys only want to be with clones of themselves
>all the guys who want twinks are other twinks and neckbeards
Fug
>>24082919
This is why homos and heteros alike don't trust bisexuals
>tfw just want a loyal faithful bottom guy to spend my life with
>looks aren't even that important to me
>wont find one
>too ugly any way
;_;
>>24083057
ill fuck you if you have no facial hair
Gays are the roasties of men. They either has 0 or 100 partners
Gays are fucking disgusting, the only gay that should be acceptable is in 2D form
>>24082700
>you mistrust your partner due to the actions of others
I don't have a partner so you're barking up the wrong tree. My point is I've never been able to find a partner because the gay dating scene is made up of people who don't respect monogamy
I have no problem with people living their lives how they want. But I can also criticize them for what I see as self-destructive behavior.
>>24083083
I can't really grow facial hair so sure
>>24083071
I'm not evil or anything, my attraction to guys just isn't nearly as strong as my attraction to girls, so a short term fwb situation is ideal.
i dunno what the fuck i am
i find men unattractive
i find women attractive
i find vaginas unattractive
i find penises attractive
i find the act of sex unattractive unless i'm in the position of the girl
romantically, i have no preference
just fuck my shit up
>>24083179
Not the guy you're responding to but you do realize straight guys are the exact same way right? The only difference with them is that they have to talk up girls and act like they're interested in them before fucking. Women have more value than the men do, so they have to work hard to win them over. With men though, their values are the same so they don't have to play games to win each other over, so they just cut to the chase and say lets fuck
>>24083179
My problem is you're going into something with an assumption, then. Leave the generalisations aside and actually listen to your partner. Yeah, group x is like y, big whoop. You're not dating the entire gay scene, and if you think every one befalls to one cliche or another, you're wrong.
>>24083360
Not that anon, but literally every single gay man on Earth DOES fall into that cliche. If they're attractive, they're totally incapable of a serious, monogamous relationship. There are literally ZERO counterexamples on Earth.
>>24083475
Are you saying you're unattractive?
>>24083475
This board is so bad I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm. My mind screams that it is, but my heart begs that it isn't.
>>24083523
I don't include myself in any category. I've utterly divorced myself from the rest of dogshit humanity.
>>24083546
Eat shit. I'm sure you'll like it.
>>24083572
New theory - any person that becomes close to you cheats simply because your personality is so unbearable. The only thing rotten is you.
>>24083572
You seem like you could use some cuddles. Want me to come over? I promise I won't try anything more. I already have a bf I'm monogamous with.
>>24080387
same. but I'm also a furry. Pretty bad intersection of fetishes to be honest
>>24083475
you might be trolling but there are people who genuinely believe this
>>24083616
Well, that's a pathetic attempt, but no. I don't bother with faggots because 1: you're fucking boring and there's no chemistry, 2: you're fucking ugly and lack actual jawlines and 3: every single one of you is a slut - the only reason the fat, ugly, bald, old ones aren't sluts is because you can't pull it off.
So no, you're the rotten one, you little skank.
>>24083648
You sound like a typical gayslut. Also you're basically guaranteed to be ugly.
>>24083713
How do you not choke on the bile that comes out of your mouth every time you open it?
>>24083713
>bitter bifag who can't get girls and can't find men outside of craigslist
It makes me feel better knowing that you will always be alone, and it's all your own fault.
>>24083757
Because I spray the vast majority of it all over you. Practice makes perfect.
>>24083804
I'm not bi. You're just a dumb slut.
>>24083283
>Not the guy you're responding to but you do realize straight guys are the exact same way right?
oh, I know. I'm not saying there's anything special or "degenerate" (as /pol/ would lovingly say) about gays that makes them want sex more. They simply have sex with men who also want sex more, and there's no gatekeeper whore who dispenses sex at her whim to keep them in check.
So I think the gay community needs to be more vigilant about their sexual practices and to advocate even more in favor of monogamy, because it's not the straight community that's being torn apart by STDs and HIV.
>>24083360
I always judge a person based on their own actions and speech, but it makes it really hard to put yourself out there when so often there isn't any one looking for the same thing you are
>>24083572
>I don't include myself in any category. I've utterly divorced myself from the rest of dogshit humanity.
So you're a delusional narcissist. Got it.
>>24083696
Aww babyfurs are cute though. I'm not a furry but I've gotten off to some diaperfur stuff before.
I just wish it were just a little bit more common to be into diapers. I don't want acceptance or even tolerance, I just want a slightly larger community so I wouldn't feel so alone ;_;
>>24083905
I see. It's not the way I perceive things, but I know it can be very hard to detach yourself from your preconceptions. I won't tell you to change your opinion, but I will say I don't believe you can be happy with someone unless you trust them.
>>24080387
Pamperchu? Is that you?
>>24083913
So you're a plebshit know-nothing. Yeah, that's pretty much what I already knew. There's a reason I separated myself from you subhumans, and it's not because of rejection. It's because I got tired of your bullshit at about age 5.
>>24083986
Oh my. Are you sure you don't want a hug, buddy?
>>24083981
His shitty diet gave him cancer. Did you see the grocery store video? He eats like shit.
>>24083943
>I don't believe you can be happy with someone unless you trust them.
I would agree with you and thankfully I've found a potential partner who lives a number of hours away and we've really struck it off well, but I will always be apprehensive about it because I've been burned before int he gay dating scene and I don't want to experience the same hardships.
>>24083986
Where you live sweety? Maybe my monogamous bf and I could take you out for some good clean fun?
>>24083832
>You're just a dumb slut.
I'm a virgin tbqh
>>24083905
>So I think the gay community needs to be more vigilant about their sexual practices and to advocate even more in favor of monogamy,
what exactly do you think "the gay community" does now, and why do you think it's some kind of unified group with card-carrying members
>there isn't any one looking for the same thing you are
you're wrong and dumb and probably only valued for your sex appeal because of your terrible attitude
>>24083927
Yeah, it's difficult to find others into it. Doesn't help that it's a deeply unhygienic and wasteful fetish with a lot of recurring costs. Thankfully, it's the kind of thing that can be enjoyed alone, possibly with a camera if you really want.like crossdressing
>>24084150
Don't say always. It is you who decides how you feel, and that is always subject to change. I wish you the best, and I hope your partner manages to show you there are those that like to have fun, and those that wish to commit.
>>24084168
I like you
>>24083981
yeah. im a ghost. get spooked on bitch. *fartz*
>>24084241
>what exactly do you think "the gay community" does now, and why do you think it's some kind of unified group with card-carrying members
Because of my own experiences within it. I've noticed that if you're like me, quiet and reserved and not into the club/bar scene then you don't fit in. Most people don't even know I'm gay which is another proof that there is a unified expectation or stereotype of what gays do and how they act since I don't meet whatever that is.
>you're wrong and dumb and probably only valued for your sex appeal because of your terrible attitude
Well gee thanks for getting my spirits up
By the way I'm also the same diaper fetishist you were responding to
>>24084657
yeah it's 2015 and the club scene is not the only gay thing around anymore
you can just be like "I'm gay" and only very few people will beeline to thinking you're a crazy party animal who blows ten dudes and a horse every night (assuming they already know you and know that you don't do those things)
