I love my girlfriend very much.
She's sweet, kind and loving.
I don't have money at the moment and she offered to pay my bills.
She kisses me all the time and hugs me whenever she sees me.
This is the life.
I wish you guys knew how comfy and nice things are with a qt3.14 in your life.
>>24078982
fuck, now I miss my ex(es).
>tfw have a gf but shes really autistic and never shows affection
>>24078982
FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078982
country op? wondering if I know you
>>24079004
Fuck I know this feeling
>>24078982
Make sure you keep up with your bills and not to lean on her too much. You'll find her sleeping around and flirting with other guys in no time.
>>24078982
this
having a nice girl can really improve your outlook on life. the big issue is wading through the millions of worthless ones to get to the good ones. Most robots will NEVER make it past 2 - 3 bad experiences with women and just give up completely.
It could go both way anon
my ex gf was a nutcase and killed all my confidence back then
>cries about being in the same room as my then ex gf
>cries about finding out I watch porn, thought "good" men don't do that
>cries when I tell her that she has a beautiful breast after she complained about it being ugly, literally shouts at me asking "just how many breasts I've seen in my porn"
>complains when I go flaccid "sorry that I'm not one of your fucking porn actresses"
>want me to say "thank you" after letting me cum inside her
>slaps me for saying "your ass is nice, too" after she said my ex gf had a nice ass, wanted me to say "her ass isn't, only yours is"
>tells me, in full detail, how her underwear model ex bf's cock was way too large while she jerks me off
>can't into blowjobs, nibbles on my glans with her fucking teeth instead, fucking ouch
but it wasn't all bad, here's the good stuff
>amazing fucking tits
>was into anal
>bought me skyrim (shit game) and a second PS3 controller as a gift
>suckled on my nips while jerking me off, made me get a nippleplay fetish
>was quite a shortstack cutie
that's it
my parents always told me I would one day choose a girlfriend by her personality and not her looks
they were fucking right and knew this would someday happen, I should've listened to them
pic related sums up that relationship very nicely
>>24079112
This.
If you expect limitless affection from a woman other than your mommy you're in for a real treat.
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>24079020
This board has no set topic. All are welcome to participate. If you want a misanthropic echo chamber, wizchan exists.
Im so fucking ugly and have the lowest self esteem I will never get a girlfriend I wish I had one but im to beta to ask one out... Help me OP.
>>24079251
I can already tell that you were only attracted to her physically from the jump and never even bothered to see her shit personality for what it was. stop thinking with your dick for fucks sake. you fucking retard.
>>24079501
What makes you think you're ugly?
>>24079609
I'm a skelly manlet shitskin with fucked up teeth,stupid hair, huge nose, terrible posture, a weird voice.
Also been turned down by every girl I've ever asked out.
>>24079665
I used to be fat and now I'm full skeleton mode except I also have stretch marks.
Fucking kill me.
>>24078982
I knew the feeling, just wait till it crumbles and you don't know what to do because you got so used to it. You fucking cunt. Too bad you are lying though and don' actually know what that's like.
>>24079674
I have a bunch of stretch marks too.
But it's mostly on my ass and a little on my stomach. Luckily no one will ever see either of those because I'll die alone.
>>24078982
just so you know she's likely keking you on the side
>>24079710
My stomach and the back of my legs are covered in them. My legs are really fucking hairy and I'll also die alone, so nobody can see them.
>>24079263
this desu famicom
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>24079263
To the robot, a post with "desu" and one with "t b h" are the same thing. The filter is in front of the robot.
>>24078982
I will never know this. At least I'm not bitter about it, I hope you get to experience all the things I wont
