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new picture edition
That poppy better not be photo shopped
Slow rainy day.
The new picture is marvellous.
>>24077881
>dat phone number
Classy chuckle
Can I get neetbux for anxiety
Pissing it down outside lads, windy too.
Holy shit can you come up with a new picture instead of the same "epic may mays"?
>>24078078
No.
I tried, got called an 8ch shill and people made three other threads
>>24078078
Quit your whining, it's good.
watching some ray mears and eating porridge
comfy as fuck lads
I work as a relief healthcare professional across my county. Wherever I'm working that day I'm essentially the boss (legal reasons).
One of my subordinates at a location was quite cute and I spent most of the day just flirting with her but at some point she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. Damn. So I carry on like a team eliminated before the end of the group stages till her shift finishes.
I've now found her on POF... Do I contact?
>>24078275
Her "I have a boyfriend" was to get you to leave her alone mate. Forget that shit
>fight and a pint
American here, what's that? I want a fight and a pint.I don't even really want the pint.
Comfy day out there, lads. Might go for a walk.
Who else here /LovesChristmas/? I don't know why lads but I'm just happier round the season. Everything seems better
>feel crappy, headache, aches in leg, tired as balls despite sleeping last night, coughing like fuck
>haven't been sick
>have work
I dunno whether to call in sick as i really don't feel up to it, but i always feel like unless its vomit tier illness my employers might put me in trouble.
>>24078352
Nevermind, looked it up and it's just some t-shirt. I thought it might have been a fight club.
>>24078352
There was a pasta posted in these threads on a regular basis involving a guy who desperately wanted to feel something. He'd offer to meet someone and fight them to achieve this. He pledged to buy a pint afterwards for anyone who accepted. I can only assume that's a reference to him.
Rip britfeel pastas :_:
>>24078364
Yeah its pretty great. Getting money from relatives I haven't spoken to in half a decade is the shit.
>>24078364
yeah, I like Christmas. it's got a nice atmosphere to it. I don't like spending time with people or giving gifts, I just like the food, feel in the air, the general optimism that's about and receiving gifts and money
Fuck me and my Bro completely forgot it was our dads bday
>>24078420
Smh pal
Smh
>>24078426
>no baka
Triggered
>>24078416
Giving gift ain't too bad. picking up with random special shit aldi have on. Have to get your mum something nice though mate
>>24078364
yeah my family is generally pretty fractious, but we chill out for xmas and as i live on the other side of the country i see them less, so it makes christmas more important i guess. I have a younger bro who is only 7 so he is right in the perfect age to believe in all the Christmas stories and get mega hyped up for it. The Food, the booze and just relaxing watching tv at the end of the day with the fire going is comfy as it gets as well.
>>24078443
OK you do that, because I sure as fuck don't get her anything for Christmas
>>24078342
Fuck it, went for the easier Facebook option!
Bye robot life!
>>24078361
Where do you walk to lad? I live on a council estate and don't like to leave my house
>>24078070
If its so bad it prevents you from living a normal life, yes.
>>24078503
Just to the top of my town usually. The main street is like 1.25 miles long so I'll go up and down that a few times if there aren't too much people out. When I'm feeling more adventurous I'll go to the town about 5 miles up the road.
Was hoping to have a comfy day watching anime and doing drawfag requests but I have to go and get some canned air
anything else I should pick up lads?
>>24078449
There is no comfier day mate. Christmas round mine becomes more of a party as it gets late because my birthday is the day after
>>24078571
Get one of them ice coffees from tesco. Tasty shit mate
>tired last night, sleeping with gf at her place
>gf wanted to wake up early
>wakes me up at 9am asking when i'm getting up
>say i'm not sure yet
>she throws her phone onto the floor and tells me to go home whenever i wake up
>get up immediately, walk home in the rain at 10am
>get home and my mum makes me a sandwich and some tea
>get this weird anxiety i always get whenever gf and i have an issue (however small)
>>24078342
This
She's not interested mate, let it go.
>>24078663
Check out Normietron 5000 here.
There's only one robot allowed on this board and it's not you.
>>24078608
Dave?
>>24078677
granted, i lucked out pretty well genetics-wise, but believe me my man i am bretty fuckin autistic
>>24078663
>get home and my mum makes me a sandwich and some tea
The weird anxiety is that your girlfriend cannot provide you the comfort which your mother can.
Or the eminent breakup call.
>>24078663
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NORMIE DOING ON MY BOARD, GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078364
Really? For me it's the exact opposite. Horrible weather and everyone making plans while I sit around. Walking past winter markets seeing happy couples all snuggled up and laughing together is the worst. I hate christmas. I swear if I off myself it'll be during xmas.
>>24078687
nah, we've been dating for 2 years now, she just gets emotional whenever she's about to begin her period
>>24078688
:^)
>>24078685
>"bretty fuckin autistic"
>has a gf
No.
>>24078685
>but believe me my man i am bretty fuckin autistic
Says the guy in a relationship and who is so confident that he's willing to disagree with his gf instead of going along with everything she says to avoid the risk of her dumping him.
You're not like us and probably never were. Saying you are is like Tom Hanks painting his face brown and calling himself African-American.
>>24078688
>nah, we've been dating for 2 years now
fuck off yank
>>24078663
What a shit story, if you're going to make stuff up, at least try and be more creative mate
>>24078727
He's shitposting trying to ruin our comfy thread. There's been a guy gf posting here the past few days just for a reaction to start a fight.
>>24078739
why would i make that up?
>>24078744
i'm honestly not, i didn't realise
>gf
makes everyone in /brit/ sperg out now, was pretty relaxed the last time i posted here a few months ago
>>24078764
This is /britfeel/, not just /brit/ with porn instead of flags.
Didn't know karl pilingkton did the moaning of life after an idiot abroad. Never even heard of it. Watching it for the first time now and don't really like it. Think I'm just sick of the whole format now after idiot abroad.
I'd rather he just did more podcasts with ricky and steve
>>24078723
>autists cant have a gf
Based retard
Last night
>2 old mates from high school run into me at co-op, ask me to hang out.
>cut to night, we're out in town.
>walking past garden centre, loads of pumpkins out front.
>normie "mate" decides to go jump on a pumkin, grab another and run off with it.
>tfw stupid AF but also quite funny.
>we're walking down pitch black street, still carrying pumpkin.
>I turn around, massive man stood about 2 inches away from me, he says really weirdly "your aware what you're doing is stealing"
>No one says out.
>"It's stealing, I'd take it back to where you found it, its stealing"
>normie mate finally speaks up, "we didn't take it, we found it"
>"Take it back or I'll ring the police!! "
>"alright mate we will, chill"
>dude just walks off into the dark.
>>24078764
Hmmm... a few months ago. Oh yeah.
Summer.
Fuck off with the rest of the summerfags m8
>>24078764
This isn't /brit/ you fucking mong. Go to /int/.
>>24078792
summerfags are a myth my friend, there is no reason to be so hostile and defensive
>>24078789
fuck off you absolute normie cunt. You are not a robot
pathetic robots that long for a crywank circle ruined this board
Reminder to worship foreskin
>>24078805
You're worse than a normie, you're a failed normie mate.
>>24078764
>>24078818
This is your first day on /r9k/ isn't it?
>>24078816
You don't need to stick around then twat. Fuck off to /brit/. It's just this place but you can gf post all you want.
>>24078814
>>24078830
>this is how shit this board has become
it was alright when it was contained to one greenntext crybaby thread but fucking hell
>>24078805
>>24078790
>>24078789
>>24078663
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM, THIS IS MY BOARD YOU FUCKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078822
say whatever you want my man, i can only assume you are this mad because you are angry you don't have a gf
it's that same hostility that probably prevents you from ever meeting one
i'll fuck off back to /brit/ then, enjoy being here, friend
went down the pub last night with my robot mate lads, it was pretty shit to be quite honest families
I don't get the appeal of it
can i get fit without going to the gym lads im too scared to go
>>24078843
nah i'll stick around mate cheers
massive hangover from clubbing last night and i've gotta have something to do on the train to my gf's house, right?
>>24078697
Get a gf mate. Going to the Christmas markets with your missus is comfy as fuck
>>24078865
Run in the dead of night when there's nobody around, just do circuits on the streets around your home.
Buy some weights from Argos and use them at home. Once you' get over the initial barriers, you'll feel fine going to a gym because you'll be able to use the equipment without flailing around feebly and crying as you run out the door.
>>24078764
>why would I make that up?
You tell me?
Desperate for attention?
Enjoy annoying people?
Your story didn't even make sense and your comments afterwards just reinfroce the probability that you're shitposting
Lads are sovering cigarettes nice?
>>24078865
you can do calorie counting to make sure you're at a deficit and go running every other night if you've got any extra fat you don't want
>>24078859
I've had girlfriends m8 I just don't complain about it and expect people on r9k to empathise
You actually were from /brit/? hahahahaha
>>24078890
>i don't have a gf so no one else can either
I'm not even him but holy fuck are you projecting right now.
>>24078865
Try to get a cheap multi-gym and use that first, it will help you get over the initial stages of gymophobia
>>24078877
I would if I could mate. I had a cry a few days ago at how lonely I am.
>>24078910
>>24078885
>>24078896
thanks for replies lads im not scared of working out or anything just other people i guess ill try those suggestions. also im not really fat just dont have much muscle
>>24078865
Of course you can, I started off doing bodyweight exercises, good if you just wanna get ripped and not too big, plus there's the functional strength aspect, variations are fun too
Pic related : might help
NORMIES GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>24078935
when I went to the gym last, people didn't give a fuck man, just put some headphones in and go to town.
>>24078790
once I stepped on someone's garden to let a woman and her pushchair past and this random man started shouting off at me for going on someone else's garden
>>24078949
I SECOND THIS, NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
I live in a really nice town, It was full of nice people, we had a butcher and a baker that had been serving us for 50+ years. we have a nice friendly pub that we all hang out in, And the first time I went there some locals we did not know invited us to eat and talk with them, They are super nice and I love my town.
A housing estate was built.
Polaks moved in
We have some drug dealers across the road, they sell to school kids. They set fire to a car and have slashed my tires and broke my window. I now sleep with a bloody shotgun next to my bed and have 3 deadbolts on my door and a trip alarm.
We do a last night of the proms thing where we sing songs while the bonfire is on.
I sing so I said we will sing rule Britannia. 90% of people liked it and sung along. Got told I could not sing patriotic songs by some polish councilwoman.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT.
Butcher died, And now we have some polish shithead for a "Diversity scheme" You cant understand him. Bakers has gone. Pub is now a shitty pub with the footie and serving cocktails and fucking full of chads and shitty polaks chanting.
I don't mind cultural diversity I mean hey we had a Indian family living in our village and they have a amazing Indian Restaurant where they hire only English speaking people and they themselves have inter grated amazingly and they are a part of the community.
But when you shit up our country you can fuck off.
Btw bonus points if anyone knows the Town near me that is literally infested with polish The clue is Not inland and Begins with a letter in the first 10 letters of the alphabet
>>24078904
How is it a projection?
The story didn't make sense
Pretty much all it was
>hey guys I have w girlfriend
So do I, but I don't post about it here because I know it pisses the ree normie out autists off and that's not my intention, just antagonizing people for no reason
Oh wait this is 4chan after all...
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON /BRITFEEL/ HAVE A GF NOW
WHAT THE FUCK
>>24078992
I do not have a GF, but I have a waifu and I love her very much!
>>24078977
Unlucky mate, the polish here have integrated really well. I have met a few and they are super nice. All of our drugs and crime problems honestly come from Scousers. They move down here to get clean then stay, stop being clean, and fuck the place up. Most places in the South West will agree with me.
The moral of the story is, at least those Polish people aren't Scousers.
>>24078985
>The story didn't make sense
What part didn't you understand? This board has gone to shit. The crybaby containment threads are fucking universal. As soon as anyone mentions a gf everyone here starts slamming their heads against the keyboard shouting REEEE at the top of their fucking voices.
>>24078951
maybe ill try it if i feel like also how much would a cheap mutli gym cost and do you know any that are good
>>24078945
thanks for that pic lad i assume 3 times per week means you dont do back to back ever also for number 4 equipment is that
>>24079017
Then why are you still here if it's so shit? Go to /brit/ you bellend.
>>24079040
Because I'm not the same person as the one you were originally complaining about, you fucking moron. I've never been to /brit/ and I don't plan to. I don't have a girlfriend and never have, but I don't make my insecurities so fucking pronounced as whenever someone mentions having a gf I either react aggressively to make up for my own shortcomings or think they're lying about it on an anonymous imageboard.
>>24078894
Nope, only good straights are top shelf ones or B&H in the 14 packs. Other than that rolling is superior imo
>>24079038
Yeah ideally have a rest day inbetween each session while you're just starting, progress to 5 times a week when you feel comfortable, just make sure you're eating right and getting lots of sleep and you should start to see an improvement
The equipment is a dipping station, invest in a vkr station if you can afford it, really useful bit of kit
>>24078894
Honestly, just get a mouth fedora. It's way cheaper and makes you not miss cigarettes. As long as you never use it in public, it's fine.
I smoked for 8 years and managed to quit.
>>24078992
I do but I don't love her and I'm only with her cause I don't want to be alone and I'm too beta to break it off with her.
Am I accepted?
another day of this high arse crack hell i was born into
i wake up and it's the first thing i think of and it's the last thing i think of before i drift off into yet another fever dream about my high arse crack. just can't deal with it anymore
got no sleep at fucking all, had to set an alarm to wake up and watch the football
>>24079111
i can afford one with my autism bucks is something like this what you mean?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/MiraFit-Multi-Function-Power-Tower/dp/B00Q59OUQA/ref=sr_1_5?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1446899871&sr=1-5&keywords=vkr+station
>>24079149
Do you have to lie across the toilet to shit?
>>24079074
The whole reason I come here is to get away from normie society. To get away from seeing people with partners etc.
I come here to relate and talk to people like me. It makes me feel like I have a family, like I can belong somewhere.
So when someone posts about a gf of course I'm going to get pissed off. Especially since there are literally thousands of places for them to talk about their gf on the internet. It's just like being out there again, out in normieville.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a normie. In fact, I WANT to be a normie, it's my only goal and dream in life. But this is a place that helps me cope, lets me know that it's okay if I'm not one just yet. Helps keep me sane and away from suicide.
Realistically, it's okay for normies to post here as long as they don't post normie shit. If I suddenly got a gf tomorrow, I probably won't stop posting here but I would have the respect and decency to not gf post. Remember, this is /r9k/.
>>24079149
Keep the faith man, it will get better.
>>24079038
Just had a quick look on Argos, cheapest that I found was a hundred quid, bit on the heavy side desu.
You can look on gumtree or a site like that and get a used one maybe, but I don't like using used gym equipment unless its cleaned thoroughly.
>>24079177
That's the one mate
tfw trying to move to the uk, but can't because I don't meet visa requirements
>>24079223
cheers lad ill post pics later when i get it
>>24079210
ill check gum tree and see if there is anything close by then i can get my social worker to clean it if its dirty she doesnt do much else when she comes
>I like winter, but holy shit i get ill to easily
>having to call into work to tell them i cant come in today
>hate talking on phones
>hate talking to people with authority (calling boss)
>>24079345
No worries, I really wouldn't invest in a multigym though, you can target all the same muscles with that vkr, when your bodyweight is too easy buy a belt and a couple of plates, but its your choice
Just remember, we're all gonna make it brah
>>24079345
>i can get my social worker to clean it
I wish i was an autistic NEET.
>>24079331
Good. fuck off.
Have so much uni work to do but can't be arsed lads. Final year, only done about an hours worth of work after a month and a week.
I'm so fucked if I piss this weekend away, which I probably will. How do I get some motivation?
>>24079420
yeah i was looking at the size differences too and my house i live in inst that big i do have a spare room it could fit in tho ill just get the vkr for now
>>24079434
im not a neet i go to college right now
>>24079587
Do you want to have put in all that time and money to not get a degree at the end?
Who /waitingforthesweetreleaseofdeath/ here?
>>24079638
nope otherwise id kill myself
yay newcastle scored
>>24079587
Motivation doesn't real.
It's discipline you want, put in `n` hours work today, then put in `n` hours tomorrow until doing `n` hours/day is just routine. Start off with 20 mins or 2 hours, depending on your current state (and time to deadline).
Then do `n*1.1` hours once you're comfortable. I got into the pattern of spending ~6-7 hours/day on my final year project, and did really well on it.
Don't talk about 'social life' as an excuse - we all know where we are.
>>24079655
the only acceptable sport to talk about is ice quidditch normie
>>24079682
what
as a no life neet faggot sport is the only thing i have to get attached to and feel emotion with
Thinking of getting my room like this lads, also how do I explain to my homophobic dad I was pastel pink walls? I'm not a fag
>>24079331
i'll marry you so you can live here if you want
>>24079758
You know he's Nigerian, right?
>>24079733
>fag
fuck off yank
>>24079776
shut the fuck up you limey cunt
>>24079793
lmao, stay mad pleb
I'm going to the dump in a bit. I don't know what it is about the dump, but it's fucking magical. Something very cathartic about chucking bags of old shit into skips.
>>24079660
Thanks lad, I'll try. I have to get work done this weekend as I'm dangerously close to the point where I'm so behind catching up is going to be impossible.
>>24079596
Dunno senpai. All it's going to lead to is a life of wagekekery. I did a placement year and I ended up being put on anti-depressants.
>>24079896
Agreed. I like throwing big bags of rubble as high up as you can so they land really heavily
>>24079920
>Dunno senpai. All it's going to lead to is a life of wagekekery.
Get the degree or not, work or not, you're still going to have to pay the govt back. Might as well get the piece of paper
>>24079793
>>24079776
>>24079733
we /int/ now?
>>24077910
Absolutely halal m8, top kek senpai
>>24080009
>november
>it's 15c outside
>the normie ball is out
Fucking hell, I can't even have a winter.
>tfw wageslaving in an hour
Who /hasgf/ here?
What are you and your gf's up too this weekend lads?
Me and my gf are going to the downtown for a walk then and some afternoon drinks. Then we are heading to our favourite curry house where she is buying me dinner as it is my birthday tomorrow. Should be good. Weather is sunny and nice here for it as well.
>>24080216
Haha mate, Smithy and Ant and me are going out on the piss on tonight BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY WHHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYY LADS ON TOUR JUST CALL ME SHAGALOT WHHHEEEEYYYYYY
>>24080216
My gf is working until 12 tonight so picking her up then. Have comfy Sunday in bed watching movies and fucking
>>24080216
Trying too hard/10 desu
>>24080255
That sounds really comfy. I miss films in bed.
>>24080216
My gf is too autistic to go outside so we only ever hang out in each others house or go for a drive
>>24080272
What happened with your and your gf?
>>24080216
Inviting deano and his gf over for a mad sesh. The mrs is coming too.
Might have an orgy, bit of swinging here and there keeps the blood pumping.
>>24079655
The toon always scores
Why are 2D girls so much better?
>>24080302
>loser with no gf detected
Enjoy your pointless, loveless life.
>>24080314
I have a gf mate, but only because 2D girls aren't real
>>24080314
>being this rude to a big portion of /britfeel/
>>24080267
If you can't beat the shitposting, join it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6exEV_Qrs0
FUCKING GOLIATH GROUPERS
SO FUCKING STRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24080287
We don't have a TV in the bedroom anymore lol
>>24080322
>big portion
Mate, the no gf losers are the minority here.
>>24080314
>he doesn't even know how much better 2D is
Butthurt chad detected
>>24080342
I'm literally the only person who posts about gfs and 100% of the time I'm making it up to piss people off
>>24080342
this would be the case if we were on /brit/, we aren't
>>24080359
Sorry mate, but the robots are gone. Fuck off to 4 plus 4 chan loser. Go cry about your sad life there.
>Father trying to force me to move out despite me barely making minimum wage
>Isn't even being a man about it
>Just subtly making my life worse
>for example putting his cum socks in with my washing so they smell like semen then ignoring it
>intentionally knocking salt and pepper shakers over the floor if I try to use them so I can't season food
>sprinkled grains of dog shit into my tea leaves so they taste shitty
>tfw he doesn't think I know
fuck lads. I wish I could be NEET again.
>>24080355
I do too, but I actually have a gf. My friend posts here too and he also has a gf but he doesn't post about her often, only if someone asks.
>>24080377
Trying too hard mate, a normie would say stuff like 'just b yourself' or 'someone is waiting for you out there!', but being full blown mean is not something they do, it's subtle. You're just a gfless loser and shitposting and you know it
>>24080377
>but the robots are gone.
lmao who are you trying to kid?
>>24080161
I know that feel robot, going to wagecukaroo in less than an hour
>>24080381
None of this happened, did it. Come on be honest.
>>24080381
if he's being a passive aggressive twat, just be one back
He fucks with your stuff then you fuck with his, seems fair right?
>>24080397
Stay salty m8. I'll be gone in an hour anyway, going to get something to eat with her.
Lads I frequently have anal leakage, so I put a layer of soft toilet paper in my undies by my bumhole.
Does anyone else have anal leakage?
Fuck sake lads. I brought my dumbbells home with me for the weekend so I wouldn't skip out on lifting but I forgot my gloves. The dumbbells are really cheap, they are really uncomfortable without those lifting gloves or whatever. I'm going to get blisters.
FUCK SAKE. RUINED MY DAY. Might buy some just to keep here at home for next time.
>>24080474
>he lifts with gloves
Hahaha you soft cunt
>>24080474
Just do less weight more reps m8. No use skipping your lifts altogether if you've gone to the trouble of bringing your weights with you.
>>24080355
I have gf and I post about her. I have started doing it more often intentionally lately to make the autists reee
>>24079776
Leave my fellow American alone you weak limey
>Amerifeel, the only feel
>>24080499
I lift without them at the gym fine. Just the dumbbells I have myself really hurt my hands.
>>24080508
Don't worry senpai, I'm still going to lift. Just annoyed is all.
>>24080342
>no gf losers
>/r9k/
>mfw all the weak and nimble britkeks white bad teethed women are being stolen by Pakistanis and Indians
Finally have over 10k in my savings.
I know it's not a lot but that threshold was really starting to piss me off.
went to bed at 22:00 last night and just woke up
>November
>23 degrees and sunny
Why haven't you moved to Portugal yet mates?
>>24080606
>23 degrees and sunny
>implying this is a good thing
Sorry Pablo, I'm alright where I am actually
>>24080590
>it's not a lot
I have 1.43 in my bank and 4.25 in my pocket, and maybe 5 pounds in coppers and 5ps. Fuck outta here with your bullshit.
>Can't do a pound symbol in 4chan 2.0
WEABBOOOOOOSSS REEEEEEEEEE
>>24080622
>implying crappy weather the makes everyone miserable is a good thing
>>24080590
I think it's a lot mate. Well done. What account do you keep it in?
>>24080649
The one I share with my gf.
>>24080641
It may be a lot to you, but by /britfeel/ standards it's really not.
>>24080649
My old student account that has since lost all it's benefits and is now just a really shitty current account. Might look at an ISA or something eventually.
>>24080662
Yea but I mean what kind of interest rate you getting on it?
>>24080662
risky she could clear you out
>>24080662
Still flogging this dead horse? We've seen through your bullshit m8, leave with dignity.
>>24080680
Daily sex.
>>24080643
Doesn't make miserable though, I like it, nice cool and refreshing.
>>24080679
>Might look at an ISA or something eventually.
Reeeee
I used to work in a bank, put it in an ISA now you melon. The best instant access one I've seen at the moment is at The Coventry 1.4%
That's free 140 a year on 10k tax free brethren.
>>24080590
>Get mail from one of my accounts
>It has twice as much money in there as I thought it did
Might save it for the Oculus Rift, one of the nice things about wagekeking while being a robot is that you typically don't waste money on useless shit like nights out that other people do.
Probably need more than the 15k in my other account for a flat/house deposit when I finally get kicked out though, should start adding to it. Hitting milestones with saving is pretty satisfying.
>>24080747
i am saving up to buy you gifts
>>24080720
>instant access
does that mean you can get the money out whenever, because I don't need that function. Do you get better rate if you don't have that?
>>24080747
I work with normies who are always desperate to get paid, like, what the fuck are you doing with your money you tits? How are you 25 without any reasonable safety net?
Last payday hit the 7k mark, then bills came out and back down to 6.7k. Felt bad, man.
We're all going to make that nice house though, lad. It'll be comfy, and we'll have gardens to sit in on sunny days and shitpost from out there.
>>24080747
>Probably need more than the 15k in my other account
See, I fucking told you >>24080641
I'm broke compared to a lot of britbots
toon won guys, i am happy
>>24080757
I should be ordering a load of sweets soon for something, it'd be nice if I could send some out to a few people from /britfeel/ but the shipping would probably be way too high.
>>24080803
It makes me laugh in the middle of the month, they're always talking about how they've only got 100 quid left when I've still got nearly my entire previous paycheck left. But then again some of them took 150 quid to an office night out yesterday (which thankfully they stopped inviting me to) which they undoubtedly spent the whole 150 on drinks.
>>24080943
You are a really nice person Konata-anon, these threads are better for having you in them.
>>24080943
i-i want to send stuff to you though
>Your comment was not original
I know they sick and tired of me talking bout my memes but if I were to post them on r9k then you might just cringe and laugh nigga
She a shark she likes a jaws nigga
Your bitch said she wants a tall nigga
You are one manlet you too small nigga
She suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
>>24080774
instant access means you can put in and get out whenever you like. If you go for fixed rate you can get up to 2.5% with Virgin but it has to sit in there for a few years and when you want to add more you need to open a account as it is just a one off payment in.
You also get a maximum amount you can pay into your ISA for each tax year which for this year is just over 15k. You can only pay into one ISA per year so you couldn't open both a fixed rate and instant access in the same tax year for example.
But yea you are missing out on a bunch of money with that much money on low interest.
Might give some steam gift out here closer to Christmas.
You guys are the only friends I need
>>24081084
SOME STEAM GIFT? YOU KNOW WHAT GAME YOU NEED TO START BUYING RIGHT NOW
I had the worst nights sleep ever last night I think.
Went to bed about 12, cos terrible stomach cramps.
they continued until 7am. I just sat awake all night in pain
got up at 7, came here, no britfeel. had a cup of tea, went back to bed.
finally managed to get a bit of sleep
>>24080882
>People actually thought Bournemouth had a chance of staying up.
>>24081112
pussynigga
>>24081111
caterpillar
>>24080943
stuart little
>>24078559
hike
original meme nigga
>>24081144
They will stay up mate Villa, Newcastle and Sunderland will o down those teams are too shit to get enough points to stay up. At least Bournemouth can play a bit.
>work in an hour
>need a shit
>have to walk
>>24081144
>Leicester are 3rd
What sort of bizarro world is this?
>randomly stand up in class because I want to go to toilet
>normie jokingly says "shooting spree shooting spree"
>use the doorhandle because I'm bored
>normies joke that they thought I was loading my gun to commence a killing spree
Poleaboo decided to spend his dole money on vidya
He searched ebay and compared the prices to those in physical stores
>Witcher 3 was only 20 quid from GAME
>Picked up the box
>Store assistant asks if he's alright
"y-y-yeah"
>walks to the till
>realises it's just an expansion pack
>embarrassed he puts it back down and leave the store
>bumps into the store assistant again
>walks home in a cold sweat
Witcher 3 was 25 quid from GAME, less than 5 quid difference on ebay, should have just bought it, it's not much and it's free money
>>24081289
>paying for single payer games
Is poleaboo retarded?
>>24081313
>Is poleaboo retarded?
I think we both know the answer to that.
It's interesting a guy banned from using computers is buying a PC game.
>>24081313
Poleaboo hates multiplayer, too competitive, he likes being "the best", that's what single player campaigns simulate
>>24081325
PS4
working tonight but i just woke up drunk as fuck, well late it's 1515.. drink limit lower than driving limit on railway. oh well if i get fired i hated the job anyway
>>24081354
>PS4
allegedly
>>24081354
>PS4
Yep, he's retarded.
>>24081277
that normie probably has ADHD anyway
lads should I buy this screen: http://www.amazon.co.uk/BenQ-EW2440L-24-inch-Monitor-3000/dp/B00HVCJS8K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446909184&sr=8-1&keywords=ew2440l
it's VA panel, plan to use it to watch videos, browsing and occassional gaming (but nothing srs, just game for fun
only thing I'm afraid of is black crush desu. i know it's worse reaction time than TN panel but still better than IPS. color garmut doesnt seem to be as good as IPS either but i guess that's not a problem if i dont edit images or something right??
currently have a HP 2301x which is cheap TN panel and plan on using it as secondary screen and the benq as mainscreen
>>24081243
Newcastle will be fine, there's enough goals to keep them up
Fat Sam is a cunt, but keeping shit teams up is his speciality. Villa and Bournemouth are certain to go, I think Norwich will too
>Relying on Cameron Jerome to keep you up
>>24081269
They're last season's West Ham. They'll hit 40 points then end up 12th
>>24081372
PC gaming is fedora and not comfy
>>24081354
>Poleaboo hates multiplayer
Don't you wank off to heathstone?
>>24081408
>this is what console peasants actually think
>>24081384
Every normie either has ADHD if their loud or social anxiety if their quiet.
>poleboo / ribena
Into the >>>/trash/ it goes
>>24081413
It's just a card game, it's not the same
He plays to collect all the cards, playing against other people is just an inconvenience to grind gold
>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Online
someone please add me on steam before I kill myself
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>gonna get myself some cake next week to celebrate being me
boy oh boy oh boy.
>>24081664
I would but i'm too shy to ever talk or play anything with you.
>new national law keeping all of your internet data for a year
Oh my Kekistan friends. Maybe it's time to fix things?
>>24081719
>Maybe it's time to fix things?
Too much effort, rather just sit at home desu
need to buy an external hard drive, any recommendations on brands lads?
>>24081744
Just use cloud storage instead lad
>>24081750
na lad, I don't like cloud storage
>>24081368
>>24081372
PKeks out
Shit day lads.
Lost a ten pound note
Nearly got robbed by 3 polish lads
Finally got a hair cut, its fucking horrible.
>>24081795
>Nearly got robbed by 3 polish lads
Were they lurking outside the dole office?
>>24078275
UPDATE
She contacted me first on Facebook. The boyfriend thing was a shit test. It's all gonna be alright!
>>24081872
No tescos in Goole, I was visiting my grandad who lives near Goole and he asked me to stop on the way and get some milk for him.
Off to work lads
6 hours, here I go
silly question lads but i have an appointment at an embassy and they ask me to bring my passport will an old passport + my driving licence do
cant find the bugger anywhere
>>24082023
No, why would you bring an old passport? They need your current one you dolt.
>>24081744
Western Digital, but if 2.5in, make sure it's not one of the really chunky ones. They contain W68/AV3 drives which are very unreliable due to high head/platter count.
Only thing that needs actively suggesting really is to absolutely not buy a 2TB or 3TB 3.5in Seagate external; they're usually binned versions of an already awful drive (STx000DM001).
And make sure you put it somewhere it won't fall over or anything. Most external drives don't die spontaneously, they go because someone knocked them over.
>>24081492
Great, we now have a pony porn board
>>24082103
im sorry for creeping you out so much
Whose waifu am I drawing?I tried posting this in the WWD on /a/ but I think I'm being made fun of
>>24082151
not mine desu ;_;
>>24081683
>Birthday last year
>Nobody remembered, even mum forgot
>Needed to celebrate it somehow
>Went to Asda and bought myself a Frozen birthday cake
>didn't even like that movie but the girl was hot so I guess it was ok
>girl at the counter sees the cake
>''awww.... celebrating someones birthday are we?''
>''yeah mine''
>she looks at me and says ''...oh ok'' in a really flat tone
>try to remedy the situation
>tell her I didn't realise it was a Frozen cake and ask if I can go to buy a different one
>she says ''Well its already been scanned but I guess so...''
>apologise for the inconvenience, pay for the cake
>go back into the shop and buy a packet of muffins then go back to the same checkout
>''haha these are the birthday cakes for me!''
>she seems really like she wants me to leave
>ate all of the cake inside 3 days
>>24082191
who's your waifu lad?
>>24082217
senpai pls...
>november already
>supposed to have changed my life this year
desu lads just gonna accept my fate as a lazy neet with no future.
>>24082198
If you had pretended to be a single dad she probably would have gone out with you. Maybe you should hire an orphan on weekends to get women.
>>24082151
Mine please!
I-if you don't mind.
>>24082272
I don't understand women: The post.
>>24081111
HE BETTER FUCKING BUY IT
>>24081111
Todd i want to buy fallout 4 so i can ignore my life for a few weeks. Please tell me it won't be a completely buggy mess.
>>24082304
Look where you are, were you expecting me to be a dating expert or something?
>>24082272
>single dad
a massive turn off (for me personally). like how you guys don't like single mums
>>24082329
>he hasn't seen the leaked webms
Anon I...
>>24082125
You don't creep me out, I'm just very bad at talking with people. Part of the reason I prefer talking on 4chan is because I can take time to give some thought to what I can write in a reply.
>>24082263
Next year is a new year. Just figure out what you're not happy with, think of some ways you can change it and come January, try to set things in motion. It'll probably be tough at first, but changing things usually is. If you even make a little progress at something, you can look back at it and feel some achievement there.
If you try, /adv/ can give some useful advice about certain topics if you ask them.
>>24082357
eek, a girl!
I based my thinking off of Alana on Peep Show.
