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What is it called when your close friends all die of starvation?
A senpai-ine
SENPAI-ine?
Get it?
*mic feedback noise*
members of audience shuffle in their seats
Oh crap, the word filter just killed my first joke.
OK, NOW FOR ANOTHER JOKE.
What do you order when you are out with your slutty girlfriend?
A roastie.
With extra roast hanging out the sides of the bun.
Get it?
W-what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
A member of r9k died. What was the cause of death?
Beta decay.
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[spoilers]get it?[/spoilers]
Does anyone else want to share their jokes?
> Newfag doesn't know about wordfilter
Leave, and don't comesmhgain
If they are called NEET, why is their room often so messy?
>>24075316
pls no bully
Don't worry I've got plenty more jokes.
Why did the robot cross the road?
To get to the psychiatrist's office. Which happened to be on the other side of the road.
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Ok, that one needs some work.
Why did the Englishman migrate to the Faroe Islands?
He wanted to get Far Oeway from all theniggersinfesting his country.
OK, looks like no takers on this thread.
I'm going to let it RIP in peace now.
>>24075422
I am being 100000000000000000% genuine with you, and this is probably my 6th favorite thread on this entire imageboard [after 4 years posting]
>>24075370
> Robot
> Actually seeing a psychologist
I kek'd pretty hard. Keep the jokes coming, m8.
>>24075467
>>24075473
Aww thanks guys. Ok. More jokes on the way.
Why did the NEET go to work?
He wanted to experience suffering; carefully structured and carried out on a daily basis.
What do you call a Robot's girlfriend?
2D
Why do Robots listen to music with inconsistent gain?
They don't like to normalize their audio tracks.
What is a Robot's favourite flavour of Tea?
Q.
Q Tea!!!
What is the difference between Wojack and a Lumberjack?
The Lumberjack cuts through a tree, Wojack feels the cut of the tree for the tree.
What is /pol/s favourite type of tree?
Bigotree
Why wasn't /b/ allowed to cross the road?
It was past his curfew and he was grounded and he had homework to finish.
What does sex feel like?
All the joy of masturbation, but with all the problems of having to talk after you finish.
Why did the wage-c'uck go to work?
Because his NEET-bucks application was unsuccessful and his job application was successful.
How many fa/tv/irgins does it take to change a light bulb?
One. So long as he is a big guy.
How does a Robot's Mother show her love for him?
Tenderly.
What is the difference between a /g/entooman and a co/ck/?
One knows about base Lambda and the other knows about braised lamb.
