I'm stuck on the toilet. I have access to some self help books, shower curtain, some plastic, deodorant, a hand towel, dehumidifier, trashcan, toothbrush, toothpaste, an empty toilet paper roll, and an unused decorative candle.
Help me space robots, you're my only hope.
If you have a shower curtain you have a shower. Christ just wash it off.
What are you, totally covered in shit? Just get up and walk over to where the TP is. Or just get in the shower and wash your butt. How is this hard.
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>>24074689
I'm retarded. I'm utterly retarded. Thanks.
Fuck off OP.
Ive had food poisoning for the past 3 days and i managed to buy myself a 24 pack of toilet paper in preparation
>>24074743
Did you plan to be food poisoned or what? Was it really preparation or just good planning?
seems comfy, just imagine you're anne frank in the bunker
>>24074663
Did your balls inflate and get stuck in the bowl or something?
>>24074815
Good planning and coincidence i guess.
I buy my toilet paper in bulk to reduce the amount of times i have to go to the store. Ive already used up 7 rolls
>>24074873
Stay hydrated, anon. I'm worried about you.
>>24074870
I got complacent and didn't check for lack of toilet paper. Then I was gently reminded to not be retarded and use the fucking shower like someone who's not autistic.
