>you will never have a robot boyfriend because they all hate you for no reason
Robots don't need other robots. They need extroverts to grab them by the neck and show them how to live life. Two robots will eventually get tired of each other, they would both be happier with Chad and Stacey, the irony.
>>24074452
its cause you are a trap
hating faggots and trannies such as yourself is 100% justified
>>>/lgbt/ GET OUT
>>24074533
b-but I am stacy
>implying you stupid whores can even comprehend the burden men must carry
This girl I am talking to may be a robot.
She keeps sending me Pepe's over the phone but she doesn't like me because I am too Chad like..
>>24074575
>This girl...may be a robot
lel come on man
>>24074452
Love Zoey pepe m8
>>24074533
This is too true. For a month straight I had to close the store I work at 3 times a week with the same girl because manager too lazy to make new schedule. Actually helped me be less socially awkward, at least around her. Still kissless tho
>>24074452
Being fat is a reason. So is being so retarded you think fat is not a reason.
>>24074686
im not fat either. why would you think that? ._.
>>24074452
Post shoe on head pic or gtfo
>>24074641
How do you have sex without kissing?
I'll date you. Post contact.
>>24074732
Why would I not? Tits or gtfo
>>24074533
You can socialize and be around other people while still remaining introverted and desiring an introverted partner. Consider reducing the amount of blatantly ignorant posts you make in your future.
>>24074837
...
Every night goes like this:
"ok, well see you tomorrow"
>goes home
closing the store wasn't innuendo. Literally locked doors and counted cash, went home.
>>24074799
>>24074844
im not going to camwhore. go to soc or something
>>24074841
youre not a robot
>>24074895
Then you're worthless.
>>24074910
fuck off you pathetic creep
>>24074927
well at least i have a personality unlike you :)
>>24074452
Yeah, but I'm cuter than you. That's the reason. That's it.
>>24074949
Insert your personality in your lossy ass
>>24074949
>woman
>personality
You gay posters are getting real fucking annoying. The past six months it's just been getting worse and worse with your kind around here.
>>24074970
>>24074979
see all you do is cry and insult how is that a personality?? this is why i cant find a robot boyfriend because all of you assholes are the same empty husks
>>24074979
>how to tell if someone has only been here for seven months
>>24074533
>wanting extroverts to contaminate you with their normieness
>>24074452
Generally speaking, if people "hate you for no reason at all" it's because you actually have a shitty personality.
Or maybe you're just hanging around assholes, which is a definite possibility here.
>>24075000
Tits pics and you'll find a robot bf, faggot
>>24074949
That's all you have here without photo proof; a personality. Which is what every retard monkey who stumbles across this website is without proof. You're assumed to be a pimply, fat failure of a person until photographic proof with time stamp can be supplied.
>>24074949
Skype me bitch.
>>24075000
>>24075000
No women on the internet whore now tits or GTFO
>>24075000
>all you do is cry and insult
>proceeds to whine and call people assholes
You don't want a robot bf, you want an introverted Chad.
>>24074533
/thread
the one thing a robot will ever need is a normie to hold their hand on the path to normalcy and ultimately, true happiness as society finally accepts you
>>24075099
You can tell you're new to the Internet because you don't even understand the rule. lol
"no women on the Internet" means nobody cares about your gender, not "we will remove anything that claims to be female"
If they don't provide tits, you don't have license to believe them. That's it really.
>>24075059
probably the second, guessing from the kind of people on r9k...
>>24075134
>>24075065
>>24075099
>>24075061
>>24075062
go back to /b/
>>24075110
if that's what having a personality is means then sure
>>24075173
And this confirms that you aren't a woman. Your body isn't precious and therefore has no sanctity worth preserving unless that body is actually male and repulsive.
Consider this case, closed, gentlemen.
>>24075212
please just leave my thread and go back to /b/ ._.
>>24075212
uh, she's deciding not to be a whore so you treat her like shit? wooow
>>24075173
>probably the second, guessing from the kind of people on r9k...
So why DO you want a robot boyfriend, then?
>>24075231
he turned 16 today and he thinks he's old enough to leave and explore the a chan a bit more
don't you think it is his time to expand interests, dear?
>I'll never have a robot gf because they all mostly seem like shitty people that I feel no real connection with
>>24075273
those arent robots. theyre bitter permavirgins with mental illnesses and they dont even know it themselves. a true robot wouldnt be this pathetic...
>>24075284
no. i'd prefer if he'd just stay on /b/
>>24074452
>they all hate you for no reason
>for no reason
>no reason
ok, skank
>>24075307
>a true robot wouldnt be this pathetic...
>>24074452
woman, pls go
>>24075307
I happen to think you're right, but how do you intend to thresh the wheat from the chaff?
>>24075435
hope a decent one just... comes along I'd think
obsessing doesn't really help anyone
>>24075231
>>24075232
>>24075284
>>24075307
OP would have to be a girl to be a whore, and I've already established it's a fat boy out for shitposts. Also, being a whore involves exchanging money for sexual favors. Proving ones gender on the internet costs all parties nothing and gives them a degree of trust. Fucking cancer too stupid to figure out basic anonymous interactions
>>24075490
Why don't we just ask her for proof that accommodates her modesty?
>>24074452
>hate you for no reason
except that you guys are
>overweight
>very insecure
>self hating
>mentally unstable
>usually unnatractive
>generally boring
>entitled
>lazy
That's why people dont like most of you "robots"
>>24075490
>calling things cancer
>trying this hard to have the intellectual underhand
I mean, yeah
sure
go for it
try to be better than me
>>24075568
>guys
im a girl anon but yes, almost every guy on this board is all of those things which is why it's so hard to find an actual robot boyfriend who isnt obese, crying for mommy every second, doesnt want to kill himself, is mentally stable, is passionate about something and can be entertaining about it, is realistic and not so lazy he's forced to be a NEET
the ugly part i dont really mind
>>24075585
*upperhand
inb4 "LOL U CANT SPEL SO U R DUMB"
I bet that'll happen because other poster doesn't have much of two brain cells to rub together.
But i want a fembot for friend or more if everything goes ok.
>>24075603
You are that dumb.
>>24075618
>or more
see all you care about in the end is losing your virginity. just go to /soc/ please...
>>24075634
Fuck off. I'm street smart unlike you. Stupid frog.
>>24074452
Holy shit, do you actually look like that? I think women who unironically dye their hair neon and have facial piercings should be executed, I'm not even memeing. You people disgust me, you're not human.
>>24075655
Why are you on this board?.. Nobody here should be streetsmart.... We should all be autists. You're just a condescending asshole. Fucking Chad always ruining things...
>>24075603
>>24075585
Being this much of a samefag. Also, you're retarded for being unable to spell upper hand not once, but twice.
>>24075636
Girl-friend implies being friends. I could help her being more social.
JUST.jpeg
>>24075684
Also, no robot values their body. You're an attention whore, and a boy.
>>24075698
>thinking I'm that retard
no thanks
>>24075601
I meet all of those qualities but what you fail to understand is that people I've met irl that browse 4chan aren't even normies, they're "Chads" and they don't browse this board, they go on /fit/. The only "normies" and "Chads" that browse this board do so to laugh at others misfortune and awkwardness. If you want a valuable bf, you're probably not going to find one here
>>24075757
be my bf you're perfect
>>24075601
>le passionate fais
Every robot is passionate about anime and video games tho :^]]
>entertaining
Oh so someone with social skills. Derp.
>>24075698
...We've already been over this... Spelling doesn't mean shit...
>>24075794
>anime and videogames
that isnt a passion or hobby. that's just clinging to something easy and lazy to avoid killing yourself. it's sad.. get a life
>someone with social skills
uh, no. theres plenty ways to be entertaining and charming. you don't even have to be talking for it you autist
>>24075476
How will you know he's the right one? And how will he know you're the right one, for that matter?
>>24075801
I don't care about your spelling, all that matters is that you know you're a retarded faggot pretending to be a girl to get the attention of other fat lonely faggots and samefagging with yourself to pretend you have friends. What's even worse than all of that is that I'm responding to this obvious fucking bait because I'm bored as shit.
>>24075838
wait, isn't this a Shell Silverstein poem lol
>>24075859
Now that you mention it, it does sound like something he'd write about.
>>24075845
I'm not OP though... I'm just here bored like you.
>>24075883
No, he did. He wrote a poem about two people wearing masks and they never "met" because they both wore masks pretending to be whatever they were trying to pretend to be. They ended up missing each other completely in life.
>>24075568
>overweight
yeah, being a shuting does that to you.
>very insecure
yeah, being a shutin does that to you.
>self hating
yeah, being a shutin does that to you
>mentally unstable
yeah, being a shutin does that to you
>usually unattractive
If you ask women 80% of all men are below average, so go, really go fuck yourself there. That's your problem.
>generally boring
No, actually we are the most interesting people you'll ever meet. But you'll never have enough time to get to know us.
>entitled
Unfortuantely it's the human condition to want to have a mate, and live free of problems, so yeah I guess we are.
>lazy
All humans are lazy. We find the absolute easiest path to a solution. Even when exercising youll need to work harder or change it because your body adapts and gets lazier.
>>24075883
In the context of this website, does it matter who we're responding to? OP probably went to sleep an hour ago. I'm yelling the same things into an old pit hoping for a familiar echo.
>>24075905
Fuck, I mean to reply to >>24075878
>>24075905
That's not a line from that poem. It's titled "Masks"
pic related
>>24075948
And then they died. The end.
>>24075905
Yeah, I recall seeing it posted here before.
>>24075948
And also right now.
I guess we all wear masks. Then again it doesn't much matter when you never leave the house and meet anyone. Even so, sometimes I worry that I'm gradually becoming the mask and whoever I am underneath is fading.
>>24075991
That was implied you talentless hack.
>>24076013
Of course we do. If we didn't society wouldn't have progressed very far.
But I remember someone telling me how they were successful; keep pretending to be confident and happy and eventually you won't be pretending. Our masks define us, both by showing what we think we lack and what we think we need.
>>24075753
>>24075698
Uhhhhmmmmm Wellll
>>24074452
>tfw have a robot bf and took each others virginities
ama
>>24076064
I think faking it til you make it is only a half-truth. That is, it only gets you so far. Your own attitude and self-beliefs are only part of the picture, albeit an important one.
>>24076074
I see someone is having problems with photoshop
pic related
>>24075788
P-post contact info then
>>24076097
How did you meet each other and how long have you been speaking with each other? I'm interested in hearing about the relationship and how it progressed.
>>24076145
This is what I ask every time I hear about a relationship starting on /r9k/. What makes you so interested in them, I wonder?
>>24076097
>tfw no robot gf to do this with
kill me
>>24076128
>I see someone is having problems with photoshop
What are you implying?
>>24076175
You want to find out how to get one obviously
>>24076203
Well yes, but why here? Why not anywhere else in the world or on the internet?
>>24075837
>she hates anime
dropped
>>24076220
It's tough to find a convenient collection of similar interests out in the real world without having to sort through a lot of people and a lot of false leads
>>24076145
>>24076175
playing game let me finish then ill answer in detail
>>24076175
I'm the anon you replied to. I'm in a relationship that started here and I just want to compare notes desu
>>24074452
>tfw you could go outside and get hit on by 50 chads at a time or could talk to any beta and get them to go out with you.
Fuck off. Fembots don't exist.
>>24076253
That's true, and yet trying to find someone on the board still seems like such a total shot in the dark. I guess it would only be worse through any other medium.
>>24076245
I'd fault you for your caginess but I'm really no better.
I'm not sure which of you, if either, is OP. I was hoping to tease some sense of who she is or what she's looking for out of her but I'm not getting anything. So I guess I'll just bite the bullet and ask: do you want to get to know someone who's 30/M/US, has been here since the board's creation, and is NEET because of reasons? I'll post my throwaway if that sounds like someone you want to talk to.
>>24074452
Don't fuck 5 guys for positive press coverage then, whore.
>>24076299
Oh cool. I don't suppose you'd mind telling us about your relationship, too?
>>24076220
Robot personalities might be a bit dull but they come off as being genuine and giant sweethearts, qualities that are worth a long distance relationship.
>>24074452
>for no reason
fuck off. Go take more cock you dumb slut. How many men are you up to now you slut?
>>24075307
holy shit leave you cancer. Robots are misogynist incels, thats the modern definition of a robot.
Why would anyone want a robot bf? Seriously?
>>24076145
We've been speaking for I think... almost a year now. I can't remember the exact date. We were both rejected by people and weren't initially interested in each other, but eventually were interested in each other. We went out a few times, and I went over to his place and one day he made a move. (not sex)
Then we became bf and gf.
>>24076175
We have a similar mind set, and obviously we're both from r9k so have something to talk about. Its just nice hanging around each other.
>>24076510
Neither of you are robots.
>>24075307
>theyre bitter permavirgins with mental illnesses
that is exactly what a robot is. it is exactly what /r9k/ culture, pepe, wojack and every fucking meme on here is based on. tendies good boy points all that shit is based on autism and being a fucking virign. its late so i probably fell for the bait but i guess that's why i'm here and someone who needs to posts bait feels just as bad about their life as i do
>>24076397
I do mind tbqh
>>24076506
Because robots have the most beautiful souls on this planet and hearts. They are long suffering. But you are vapid and shallow and will never ever have a robot boyfriend. You can't get one either, no robot would ever be with you. You might as well be a black girl to us or a tranny.
>>24076570
Why? Is it just too personal even for an anonymous imageboard?
>>24076575
Indeed, robots are the warmest, kindest people there are.
>REEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE DIE
>roastie
>cuk
>lol normies btfo
>>24076339
While what you say is true, it's about having a meaningful connection with someone of the opposite sex.
>>24076616
We reveal our bitter side and wrath to our oppressors and enemies like you. People like you, who are vapid, are without depth. You should be called robots because of how you act like animals. Your hearts are ugly and evil. You are fake, as if you do not have souls at all. Go back to your drunken parties, orgies, cock sucking, lies and gossip. Robots aren't attracted to people like you, you couldn't even make a robot hard because of how fake you are. No one will ever love you, you do not know how to love. You confuse lust for love.
>>24076555
By what definition? My definition is
>browse r9k regularly
>>24075307
>this is what the recent influx of normies actually believe
Holy shit, reddit's popularity of Pepe has brought the scum in. It's the high tide of normal faggotry. Be Purged!
>>24074452
you should have offered her some. food sharing is one of the most basic forms of human bonding and even if she declined it would have been taken as a friendly gesture.
>>24076666
Except none of that happens, and you are just imagining things. You're assuming everyone is as angry and evil as you, Satan.
>>24074452
A true robot hate no one.
He doesn't feel anymore.
>>24074452
>no reason
Every day people post a gorillion reasons why they hate your gender>implying this isn't a troll
WEW
SENPAITACHI
>>24074533
in a way you are right because an extroverted Stacy will bring me out of my shell but at the same time I don't not trust them as much a I would try an introverted girl.
