>"Why the long face anon?"
>>24074009
>"I always look like this."
What's the male equivalent of "resting bitch face?" I know people don't give you shit for it the same way that they give women shit for it, but I still feel bad because I look so uptight or annoyed whenever I'm out in public and anyone has to interact with me.
Because I have never kissed a girl at the age of 21.
Because you won't let me lick your asshole until it sparkles
>>24074009
Go suck Andy Samberg's Jew cock you fucking whore.
>>24074053
resting douche face
>>24074009
Because I deserve to suffer and for some reason nobody is ever even remotely mean to me; like I'm autistic or something and I'm the only one who doesn't know and that's why people treat me with kid gloves.
I'm a terrible fucking person. Why won't people treat me how I deserve?
>>24074998
if you act terrible around other people they usually reciprocate
>>24074998
are you fucking me?
don't ever try explaining this to someone IRL, they will just feed you more bullshit
>>24074009
i have cancer
>>24074009
because i havent fapped in a week, bitch
>>24074009
I'm a horse
>>24074009
>cuz I'm a HOOOERSE
because you sing like a deaf retard
