>"Anon this party is getting kind of lame haha"
>"How about we go up to your room and you can play some music?"
wat do
>>24071757
>"I don't have any music in my room"
>she looks at me weird and leaves
>realize my mistake 2 years later
Most likely scenario, I'd imagine.
>>24071757
but we're already in my roombut im not going to play any music
the iZombie soundtrack
starting with ``Bad Weather'' by Superhumanoids
*opens cigarette packet*
*takes out a cigarette, placing it between my lips*
*lights it*
*inhales*
fuck off
*exhales into your face*
>>24071757
>go up to my room
>she starts taking her bra off
>"hold on bitch we aint got to the music yet"
>put on some aphex twin
>"aight listen to this part, in a spectrogram it makes a perfect spiral"
>her face when
>Think why am I at a degenerate normie party with this whore who's probably drunk and just wants sex
o-ok but I'm not that good at the ukulele
>>24071818
best response in thread
>>24071757
>spend 30 minutes tuning the guitar
>wait for drugs to kick in
>>24071757
Not Drunk
>Uhhh maybe later
Drunk
>Sure
>>24071757
if you make me music with your asshole i'll lick the spray from your panties
>Can't let her down
>Can't be a fool to myself
>Can't keep thinking I can live for no one else
>take her to my room
>play Komm Susser Tod
>her panties come tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
>>24071757
>ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1NuDlB_7es
>cue up NBA on NBC theme
>>24071757
Play Spotify top 40. That's what normoes listen to right?
>>24071757
black flag damaged on vinyl
>>24072049
No normies love music. Real robots don't care about music.
>>24071818
Ohhhhh I'm trying to remember what song that is. I'm pretty sure it's off ICBYD... Is it Icct Hedral?
>>24071819
And need like you wonder why you can't get laid. U faggot all should realize that if a girl says anything remotly like that, it means to make up an excuse to have no intention of following through on only to get alone with you to Fuck her. Best incognito way to ask "do u want to Fuck after this" should translate. "Hey do you want me to take you home or we can got back to my place and watch a movie and chill for a little"
>>24072257
Fuck off I'm a virgin I don't give a shit about sex. I'm broken and can't get sex so stop talking about it.
Can I just have /r9k/ as the only place where I don't have to deal with normie fucks FUCK OFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24072257
we're not all one faggot. we're a bunch of separate faggots, thank you very much.
Why am I at a party?
Why would a female show any interest in me?
Why would I risk rape charges?
>>24072341
Check out wizard chan.
>>24071757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
>>24072257
AYY LMAO
SEX FOR FUN LMAO
PAST IS IRRELEVANT BRO
>think to myself " am I really going to lose my virginity to this chick?"
>"Will losing my v-card really do anything, I mean ive been hyping it up as one of my problems but if I actually do lose it tonight where do I go from there?"
>"It wont make up for the last 7 years of no friends and sitting in my room playing games"
>"My virginity is honestly the only thing im proud of at this point and if i do this then ill have nothing"
>"I couldnt bare it to post on r9k anymore if i wasnt a virgin"
>Snap back to reality and say "nahhh im good"
Sorry I dont like music very much.
>>24072083
Windowlicker senpai
>>24071817
*pulls vape out of pocket*
*drips ecto-cooler flavor juice*
*screws tank back on*
*turns vape on*
*vapes*
fuck off
*vapes in her face*
put on some mother fucking lost horizon
