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Who /gentle soul/ here?
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I'm a /trv/fag. Been to several dozen countries in the last two and a half years, lived overseas for a while, and still not finished with university.
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>>24070573
That's awesome anon, planning on traveling once I finish uni myself
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INTP reporting in

I don't know when I'm gonna get over my lack of dad, I lived with him for 10 days and left because he proved himself extremely and injustifiably close-minded, but I really felt this is what was lacking in me, a damn father figure, it gave me will and drive to have a grasp on my life and crush through walls, and leave the internet at least mostly

Now I'm back to step 0 with my mom on the computer all fucking day oh my god
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>>24070677
I've been at step 0 a lot. My advice would be to use that lack of influence to be your driving force. Some of the most successful people only achieved success to prove their dad wrong.
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how did this happen what the fuck
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>>24070774
>E
DROPPED

In all reality this just means you're extremely socially adjusted
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>>24070863
I don't enjoy socializing that much though
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>>24070521
INFP male here. Been taking this test for 5 years and it still hasn't been wrong.
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>>24071119
It kinda spooked me when it was actually accurate, down to shit that I was telling someone just a few hours ago.
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>>24071166
I hear rumors the tests are about 75% accurate. It's a pretty good estimate, but there's a lot of things around the test that are worth researching. It helps you a lot in your life, despite me still being depressed.
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>>24071119
where is this test?
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>>24071213
The ideal career and partner info is really nice too

>>24071265
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>>24071265

Yeah I want to take it too
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>his personality type starts with I
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>Says I'm INFP
>Everything is put in a positive light

Clearly this wasn't made for hikikomori NEETs.
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>>24071166
>ISFJ
>5w6

It spooked me too how much I related. It was especially spooky when I got into Jungian Functions and Enneagam.
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>>24071278
Yeah... Though it harbored more suffering than anything else...

>>24071335
Because they assume most people are healthy. As your statement suggests, you're an unhealthy INFP like myself, so it obviously will be different. Google "Unhealthy INFP Traits" and you'll find what you seek.
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>>24071335
Maybe this has some descriptions you can relate too. Your personality has a healthy and unhealthy variant
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>>24071349

Where do you live senpayi
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>>24071349
Yeah I know people say this test is bull but I would say it got me pegged down 90%
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accurate enough i suppose
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>>24071375
Yeah those are pretty much spot on expect for the creative, smart and marijuana thing.
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Pretty cool
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Representing ENTP

/wiseacres/ ww@
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>>24071532
>>24071512
Suddendly, the rarest types show up.
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hmmmm, not sure what to think
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>>24071743
Good. It's a very good personality.
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how come there are no intj autists here?
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>>24071512
>>24071532
i get these two whenever i take this test. what's up guys
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>>24071843
I am...just lurking senpai
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>>24071876

Nothing much, just cramming for some tests coming up Monday.
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What does an INTPs womb feel like????????????????????????????????
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Isfp master race
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>ENTJ
I'm practically Blofeld
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>>24073436

what wot wat
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INTP
Hybrid
INTJ

The Strengths Of Both And The Weaknesses Of Neither.
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ISTP

I could probably unironically kill someone without remorse
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>>24071462
kek, creative, smart and marijuana

what else? smart, but lazy?
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>>24073858

you'll probably have remorses but only days later
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>>24073858
>ISTP
>I could probably unironically kill someone without remorse

I would tip my fedora, however, by that point you'll have been torn to pieces.
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>>24074015
I'm 6'2 and /fit/ and I'm not trying to seem cool or edgy
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I hate you filthy plebs. You're all failed normies. If ever given the chance to live normal lives, I'm sure that most of you would take it in a heartbeat.
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INTJ, still waiting for my gentle femdom to come save me
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>>24070521
I'm always dancing around Logician and Virtuoso, but I'm still the same loser, and every time I raise my Turbulence score a little.
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>>24074362
logician here aswell, it's a meme test
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>ISFJ
should I just end it all now?
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>>24074210
You're trying too hard. I'm far from being a normie, but I would take a normal life if I had the choice.

>>24074508
It's kind of interesting seeing the change in your results. I know the test garbage but I take it every time I see a thread about it.

>>24074362
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>>24070521
INTJ master race reporting in. I'm actually on the cusp of becoming a filthy INTP, so I'll have to work on that.
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>>24074283
INTJ gentle fem here
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>tfw INFP retard
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>>24074775
I know that feel, INFP brother.
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>stubbornly defends ideals
desu i don't know why i even use 4chan
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>>24074654
>I'm far from being a normie
>those results

closeted, failed normie in denial detected
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>>24074753
i hope this is real, if not, thank you for the support anon
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INTJ... every time.
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>>24070521
>>24070573
>>24070774
>>24071349
>>24071446
>>24071512
>>24071743
>>24074838
>>24074960
All these normies with E types and less than 50% in turbulent.
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>>24075117
At least they're having a good life out there. It's okay...
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Did the test today. pretty acc imo
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What does INFP nipples taste like????????
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>>24075199
>ENTP
>Assertive
>Facebook
>LoL
>Six people in Skype
>Laptop
>Awake before 12pm

Nice bait. Extra points by making everything look so normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24075557
Dissapointment.

>>24075621
It either means you're an Unhealthy ENTP or not ENTP at all. I suggest taking the test more calmly and investigating it slowly... Or just google the Unhealthy traits.
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>>24075656
>Dissapointment
Disappointment
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Estp for the win
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I actually hate my life
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>>24075741
Thank you.

>>24075944
Welcome to the club.
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>>24075884
fosho
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Any other INFJs in here?
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I need to take the test again because they changed the pictures
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>>24076606
Eh, what's the point, it's still the same test.
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>>24076623
Also there is chance i'll get something else because I am little bit more confident now.
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>>24076659
You'll probably get a less turbulent percentage. If that's your objective, I wish you the best.
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>not being an assertive intp autist master race

im a pretty unlikable person desu
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Guess they got it right.

I guess im literally the archetype of normies.
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>>24076957
>I guess im literally the archetype of normies.

>Tripfag
>/b/
I agree
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Why are ISTPs so rare here? There's a shitton of them on /pol/
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>>24077100
but hes not a blatant extrovert and normies hate GAHNOO+LOONIX
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>>24077177
Reminder that functions are what matter and not just the fact people are extroverts or not. That's not how it works.
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>>24070521
my african-american aquaintance
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>>24077157
ISTPs don't whine about their personal problems.
This board is for whining about your personal problems.
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>tfw normie scum
Feels good though brehs
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>sensors
it's ok
we need grunts too
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INTP is literally a robot, anything else is sub-class attention whoring
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>>24077415
wouldn't robothood be a way of life, instead of a type of person. although i guess some types people are naturally more inclined to become a 'robot' i dont think that its an exclusive little group like you think it is.
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Is it just me or has there been a lot more type diversity in types than usual in the latest threads?

Oh, and also, f you're interested in reading up on how MBTI actually works, I recommend personalityjunkie. They've got some lengthy pages for all the types, and they present the functions and how they develop and cooperate with each other. It gives some nice insight to your personality type. Some types also has separate pages describing the type's issues so it's not all positive propaganda like the test results.
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Seems accurate.
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This place should be filled with INXX's and not ESXX's, what's up with that? Not like I'm complaining, but I find it very weird. Especially ENXP's.
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>>24071743
think about dating me
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>>24077866
Normalshits are here for laughs
Robots are here because they are robots
Both of them have a large portion of incompetent people and are mistyping themselves
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>>24078004
Guess that makes sense. Sigh...
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I mostly get INFP sometimes ISFP
It's kinda true, I can't deny that I'm almost a woman
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>>24077752
Same here commanderbro
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>>24078611
Eyy, checked'
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>tfw INFJ
>tfw no other INFJ in family
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>>24078720
>tfw INFP Male
>Never met another INFP IRL
Well shit.
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>>24070521
INTJ here,
It ain't easy being so intuitive that you're perceived as a legitimately crazy person by your friends and family.

> 92% Intuitive
> No.
> Fucking.
> Kidding
> Still am equally into/extroverted
> God, why, I don't want to be a channeller I want to be relevant
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>>24078863
>>24078720

I've read that same personalities are shown not to be compatible. There are some compatibility websites you could find if you want to be told what you want to narrow it down. Mines ENTJ apparently, but no successful woman would risk herself to go for me.>>24078913
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INTJ is supposed to be master race but it's actually a recipe for failure

being a busybody turbonormal will get you a lot farther in society than any analytical abilities

>>24077328
viking chieftain detected

>>24076414
fake
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>INTP
>100% introversion score

I have failed as a human.
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>>24078997
My word, you're an intuitive asshole? It would make so much more sense if you were observant and judging rather that intuitive and judging.

Either way, the world needs more thinkers
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>>24079030
> 100% Introversion

You're a vegetable
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>>24079057
That's a more accurate description than I first thought.
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> ctr+f enfp
> 0 results

not sure if happy i don't belong here, or more of a fuck up that i'm the only one here
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>>24079148
Anyone whose personality type starts with E doesn't belong here. Go back to facebook you fucking chads, baka
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I have Aspergers
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I've taken these tests dozens of times and this is the second time I've gotten INFP. I used to get nothing but INTP.

>tfw devolving into a feelfag
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>>24079287
Not good, the feels are literally consuming your life. Seek help senpai.
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>>24079211
"No one can stop you from dreaming"

Wat
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is pretty good
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>Anno Domini 2015
>Meyer-Briggs shit
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Now that people are learning what they are, after hopefully answering truthfully, why not take steps to become the best IXXX (Were on 4-chan, introverts only) you can be. The only reason half/all of us are IXXX's in the first place is because we spend too much time self indulging on the internet instead of leaving the house and eventually meeting others.
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I feel like these tests on a base level are just a glorified left-brain right-brain test--really takes me out of it when there's fairly complex questions with fairly complex answers being condensed into yes/no agree/disagree.
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>>24079388
Because most of us already lost hope in having a good life. That's just how things are. Whoever still has hope, I can only wish for the best.
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>>24078961

That's true, and I'm not looking for an INFJ partner. But I know no other INFJ, and Ni is a very difficult function to understand if you don't have it yourself. I just want someone that can relate to me and understand me, because when no one really understands your mind you feel quite alone. I know I'm not actually a special snowflake because plenty of INFJs exist, but it kinda feels that way sometimes since Ni is such a rare dominant function.

I do have a somewhat close INTJ which sort of understands me since he's Ni dominant, too, but he's so bizarrely out of sync with emotions.

>>24079388

MBTI can be used for self improvement, but most people don't care that much, or only read the summarized descriptions instead of looking at functions and their development. I try to lead people towards the functions in these threads so that people that actually want to improve can understand themselves a bit better before they try to improve themselves.
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>>24079395
You would be correct. The next step is to go through Jungian Cognitive Functions to analyze if it indeed how you think.

http://personalitycafe.com/infp-articles/386530-infp-jungian-cognitive-function-analysis.html
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>>24079426
>Wish
That's what's keeping you, past me, and too many others from having a good life.

It's that people think that they can hope that the world doesn't shit on you and time doesn't move on without them while they're playing games, or on the internet calling each other fags behind a computer screen, and some how the universe will throw them through college or work right into the place they want to be.

And those that know that's impossible either sulk behind a screen, or try and make the most out of the other 4/5th of the life they have left to live. Nothing on this personality test implies laziness.

The rant is more of a general thing, not too much aimed at you
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Does this make me Chad?
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>>24070521
eyy
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>>24079035
The world needs more NTs. Not shits living in the past or only being able to live in the moment. It's the cancer of the planet.
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>>24079522
I guess, but I can't fight depression on observations like those.

>>24079535
Yes, it's okay regardless...
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>>24079511
>I just want someone that can relate to me and understand me

iktf. As an ISFJ that has been here for years, I never really related to much of the content posted here but i loved reading about how people feel. Most people are too shutoff to respond positively and want to talk. There are places like personalitycafe and reddit with people that willing to maybe help you relate your feels. I took the initiative to contact someone and it was really pleasing to relate to someone and to know someone else shares unhealthy ISFJ thoughts too. Then again, these ISFJ are more willing to listen than other types. Maybe you can find someone that is early into MBTI and you can both discovery your personality together.
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>>24079511
I'm both posters you were replying to btw.

I know it's our evolutionary function and blah blah, but too many people complain about loneliness and figure that a relationship will either A, solve all of their issues by itself with love and hugs, and sex, and netflix binging, or B that if they were in a relationship, something would trigger them to become a completely different person.

A is so unlikely unless she develops late stage cancer and you decide to stay, and B doesn't happen, ever. You are you, people don't change who they really are.

That said. People don't realize is that relationships are dangerous environments to be in while you're young. I know too many people who have stopped their dreams in their track to be in love, hell I, myself, put off college for two semesters so that I could work enough to fly to MO to see my girl at the time. I was nowhere closer to any of my tangible life goals after that relationship ended. I was behind two years (albeit a hella good cook after the work I did) and now my scholastic peers are 2 years younger than me.
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>>24079561
Have you tried drugs yet? Those are what shook me out of my dream-like depression long enough to get a grip on life.
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>>24079749
Going to a psychiatrist next weekend. I even spent this whole night just crying like a beta, as usual. I hope I get some meds, who knows. I can't find motivation to work or even live.
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>>24079511
What I'm getting at mainly is just do you. Not suckily like others would do you. No do you well. You don't want to get something as important as yourself wrong.

You do you well, and one day, without fail, some girl who thinks she's right for you will take notice. Not a fucking chance in the world that won't happen if you do well for yourself.
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>>24079535
Quite the opposite

This is the beta "Nice guy"-I am trying to make everyone like me and cannot assert dominance-personality
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>>24079785
No not Zoloft or Citanopril you dink. I mean have you tried smoking weed, or doing LSD? One of the big mind openers (weed isn't a big one, but it works for a lot of people). Zoloft is an Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor, meaning that it makes certain Serotonin (one of the happiness chemicals) molecules stay around longer before getting Re-Uptook (Taken away) by the body's glial cells.

Scientifically this means that the better feelings you may have while on this drug, are fake. You're body isn't learning how to properly manage its Serotonin anymore, so once you start, if it works, you're going down a slope of pharma reliance that isn't fun to have to go back up when you can't afford anti-depressants
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>>24074960

I'm sure you're still here, monitoring the thread after 6 hours. Do you want to take over the world?
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>>24079907
Different INTJ here, I think way too arrogantly that my mind is the best thing for this world. It isn't true, but from what I see, it sure isn't a bad start.

What would you do with this world senpai?
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who intejer hier
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>>24079907
>senpai

They really are changing Fa M to senpai...
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hdsggn gsga s
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>>24079667

I've done as much discovery as one can do alone, but I feel like there's so much of myself that I can't see. Having someone that can help me with that would be nice, but I generally dislike forums and such. So much is lost when emotions ideals are translated into text.

>>24079715
>>24079817

Yes, I know. I'm not hunting for a partner like many on /r9k/ do, because I know it doesn't work that way. I've stopped trying to evaluate women I meet to see if we would be compatible or not, I've been trying to let go of the hunt and instead focus on other things in life. It's just that sometimes it gets very lonely, especially since pretty much all my friends have gotten themselves in a relationship while I'm still alone.
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>>24079936

>Different INTJ here, I think way too arrogantly that my mind is the best thing for this world. It isn't true, but from what I see, it sure isn't a bad start.

Well...I quite honestly believe that something I have insight into will be the most one of the most significant discoveries in human history, that I am literally a walking talking historical figure in the making but that nobody knows this yet.
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>>24071532
>ENTP
MEIN NIGGER

http://www.wyrmworld.com/interactive/camarilla/camarilla.html
Which camarilla clan are you?

TOREADOR MASTER RACE
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18342378th time I took the test and still INTP

who /true robot/ here
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>>24079961
This is fake, a true INTJ would crop the picture before uploading it
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Once again INFP, and it has been like this for as long as I can remember.
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>>24080004

>Implying he didn't want us to see all the intellectual lectures and wiki articles he's reading.
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>>24079895
Nah, none of that. I'm a huge pussy so I wouldn't dare do drugs.

>>24080012
Welcome, brother. Hope you are doing well.
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>>24079975
> INTJ feels, it's not like we're arrogant, we just appear that way because we apparently know better.

I used to be a heavy druggy and trust me, the feelings you get while high on somethings make you think you're a living representation of God. How's life fared for you?
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>>24079936
enslave or manipulate the sensors and make them change the world according to your vision.
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>>24080029
this desu senpai
..
>
u
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Tested as INTJ like 5 times, got INFJ once though.
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>>24080001
Stop retaking it and accept yourself instead of wasting your time redoing something that probably makes sense.
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>>24080029
He has a facebook tab open. He's not an INTJ.
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>>24080046
I'm sorry for you then. I hope you find your own way to the top, and do it sober then. Stick with what you believe
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>>24080048

I've never taken drugs. I'm half serious and half joking with myself about having a superiority complex.

>How's life fared for you?

Those who judge by the standards of this world would consider me a major loser.

>>24080063

You have beautiful judging and turbulence ratings, anon.
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>>24080086
I don't drink either. I'd be a mess if I did. Thank you by the way, I appreciate it...
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>>24080085

>Implying he doesn't have a face Facebook account which he uses to to study the lives of petty normies.
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>>24080051
In the process, mate. Hopefully with time and the effort I'm putting in I'll be in a position to change something for the better.
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>>24080085
INTJs hate Facebook but are generally willing to use it to get ahead in life desu
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>>24080090
Eyes may be the window to the soul, but jokes are the windows to the dark corners of the mind, whether you have one or not, you might as well not hide it. Having an open superiority complex forces you to live up to high standards to avoid hypocrisy.

As long as you don't die a major loser, you'll be fine. Might want to get on with that though, you can croak at anytime.
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>>24080102
I admit, I have two of those
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I keep getting different results depending on my mood. When I was an edgy teen thinking I was smarter than everyone else I got INTJ, then when I realized life isn't about solving shit and achieving things because it doesn't matter when we're dead anyway I got INFJ, then when I gave up all hope on being a normie I got ISFP
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>>24080221
Look at the functions. INTJ and ISFP use the same functions but have a vastly different stack order. INTJ and INFJ are both Ni-dom but the former uses Te, the latter Fe as aux, which couldn't be more different.
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>>24080175

Part of what I see as valuable and important about me actually requires dying as a 'loser'. I'll be alright, anon. Thanks for the advice.

>>24080193

Now admit that you posted the full screenshot to show us your lectures. I'm interested in what interests you, you score so highly for Introversion and Thinking.
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>>24080261
I'm not the guy you are replying to
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>>24080065
But I really enjoy reading the text at the end. It gives me some sort of confidence
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>>24079996
Ventrue stopping by to wish you a fine evening, good sir.
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I don't think these are glorified horoscopes. These simple ask you what how you relate to the world, and it gives you four letters to represent what you've already essentially told it. With astrology, there's the claim that you're somehow defined by when you were born. These are very different claims, so I think astrology interests me more, especially because I find that at least the 'sun sign' stuff seems to be generally accurate somehow.
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Yeah, it doesn't matter how many times i do this test.
I usually do this every 2 weeks.
It's always this debater autism.

ENTP's come with me!
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>>24080367

>robot banning extraverted types when?
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>>24070521
Stupid robot keeps muting me for asking where the test is.

Post link pls
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>>24080415

http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

and some words so i don't get muted.
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>>24080415
http://www.16personalities.com/

here you go
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>>24080410
You are easy to trigger.

Yes, being extroverted is better, but maintaining an image for other is kinda shit too.

Reputation is something so easy to distort and destroy. Introverted people usually don't have one.
Or better yet, they usually don't give a shit about one or they are easy to analyse and never change.
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>>24080415
I recommend keys2cognition or 25quiz. One measures strenght of the functions, the other test is adaptive. Most people use 16personalities though.
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>>24080442
>http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
cheerz
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>all these S's
>all these F's
you normies need to fuck right off to be quite honest with you shaking my head family
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>tfw ENTP
>tfw THE BIGGEST risk taker

http://www.16personalities.com/articles/planning-risk-by-personality-type

It's a good feel desu senpai
Big risk, bigger reward
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>>24080449
You can't be a INTJ if you don't even know how to take a screenshot.
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I got rated an INTJ by some 'official' Myers-Briggs organisation lady, and I was telling some girl who claimed to be an expert on this the other day (this is online, I don't interact with women IRL), and she claimed that INTJ is something lots of people on the internet claim to be for attention. Is this true, is INTJ the most coveted MBTI form?
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>>24080449

>Not removing Hello and Pocket.
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>>24080546
THE FUCKING MASTERMIND
Do you think your average teen on the internet wants to be that or some kind of artist or cookie baker?
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>>24077157

There is a correlation betwen Types having I, N, T or P and some personnality disorders, the I being the most important indicator.

The biggest correlation being INTP and Schizotypal, followed by INTJ and Schizoid.

I guess checking for ISTP would partly explain /pol/ vision of the world.
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>Logistician (ISTJ-t)

I think that a few years ago when I took the original test I was INTx (can't remember which one). Perhaps I'm wrong, though.
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>>24080261
The guy that you're looking at isn't me, I was just telling that I've got two random FB pages, one being a black man who chats up random people while high to ask stupid shit, the other people a page to see just how random I can be on social media without people thinking its fake.
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If you took the test on 16personalities, your result is most likely wrong and/or corresponds the personality you would like to be. The descriptions are hugely stereotypical and don't give any insight into the reasoning of each personalities decision-making, meaning that if you agree with the description for the most part, it's not your personality, but rather your own perception of the personality you would like to have because the descriptions explain the 'how', not the 'why' whereas people usually have reason for their behaviour.
Personally, I would highly advise looking into Jung's studies about the different functions of a personality, learn their differences in order to understand yourself more accurately.

Also, there are no hybrid personalities. It only means you have not completely understood the idea behind typology in general.

ENTP reporting out.
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>>24080717

Ok, I got you. I do the similar things. I spent a day or two last week exploring the reactions of various people on some online counselling chat forum.

>one being a black man who chats up random people while high to ask stupid shit

kek. Do you have any screencaps you can share?
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>>24080529
ENTP are truly the best. Love taking risk, and most of all love seeing themselves in tough situation.
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>>24080546
Same, fake INTJs like most fake things are the ones who broadcast it. Most INTJs are miserable people who don't want to be that way and who either use work/study to close the world out, or drugs/other addictive habits.

They know shit, but they think they're better off not knowing.
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>>24080780
Look up Tyquest Jamal Johnson, I don't feel like blacking out names and stuff me and a friend started this while high on DXM, and it grew to epic proportions.
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>>24080612
Schizotypal af reporting in
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>>24080902

Lil Wayne
Lil Jon
Lil Kim
Lil Twist
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INFJ, I think I out-edge most of you.

>rarest type
>pic related
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>>24080612
What do schizotypal and schizoid actually mean? They're different from schizophrenia, right?
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Alright, where's my qt gf/bf?
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>>24080843
im trying to find a good work/study habit, but i really want to get back into drugs. what did you get on this "test"
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>>24080988

>Judging 90%
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>>24080986
Their characterized by how an individual reacts to their environment and how their thinking patterns are. An example would be someone who goes completely off the rails from how they were raise in every aspect. Like some kid growing up in a modern christian family thinking he's the Baphomet and starting a cult. Kinda like that except toned down for most.
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>>24081033
Is that bad, senpai?
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>>24080988
We don't get them and keep them until we're successful
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>>24081121

Not that guy but I thought INTJ's never get gf's?
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>>24080843
>They know shit, but they think they're better off not knowing.

This guys knows how it really is.
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http://strawpoll.me/5943445
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>>24081192

Not a single E yet.
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>>24080546
>INTJ is something lots of people on the internet claim to be for attention.

That or maybe /r9k/ is simply full of people who are Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.
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>>24071375
If I had to give each type a region this would get Pacific Northwest for sure
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>>24081140
INTJ's will typically analyze any non-mature relationship to death. At least in my own experience and what others have said on the forums and threads claiming to be INTJ's. Take it all with a bit a skepticism.

All I know for sure is that I'm going to need an extraordinarily strong/understanding woman or none at all. Because I will say some weird and sometimes cold shit when I'm not keeping myself in check.
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>>24081299

>an extraordinarily strong/understanding woman

You have a lot of analysing yet to do, anon.

>Because I will say some weird and sometimes cold shit when I'm not keeping myself in check.

Saggitarius?
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>>24081294
Nigga knows where it's at right here
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>>24081192
vote, we need to find the true robot personality
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INTP master race reporting in, how did I do?
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>>24080986

While the description of schizotypal may evoke schizophrenia, they don't have psychotic episodes and all symptoms are towned down.
To caricature:
> You think ghosts exist and try to convince people with your blog about psy experiences, schizotypal (personnality disorder)
> Ghosts talk to you, call you a loser and ask you to paint walls in red, schizophrenia (mental ilness)

Schizoid is also a personnality disorder: while considered "eccentric", the dude simply avoid social interactions and may seem aloof or lacking personality. It's kinda like the Cyborg meme on this board.

It bothers me that Personnality Disorders are basically "stop liking what I don't like" central. What's wrong with Schizoids not giving a fuck?
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>>24081192

11 votes and no E. The robot works.
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>>24081332
Gemini.
And I was saying either strong, or understanding. It's either my future woman is going to fight me, head to head and toe to toe for my respect, or she's got to be passive and understanding enough to not take what I may say with a grudge. Happens too often.

I was talking with my lab partner in Org Chem a while ago and this girl comes up to us while I'm telling my partner about the the lab she miss the previous week, and I don't remember what the girl said but I just yelled "Shut. Up." at her without thinking and as soon as she got done throwing my backpack on the floor and shedding a tear or two, I went right back to the lab discussion without missing a beat.

Things like that, a future girl may have to deal with. I don't want to have to be that way, and I'm capable of much better, especially while high, but I'd rather just not care and get on with my life and helping the people who need my help.
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>>24081472
Nice balance on Intuitive to Observant
The world needs more people with a balanced frame of mind. You just need to get the hell out of your house and learn how to talk to people. You need them to succeed in life, sadly
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Anyone got any insight into the gender makeup of these personality types?

I've heard that INTJ females are extremely rare, but personally I'm suspicious of any female being classed as introverted.
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>>24081630
I can talk to people, more or less. The problem is that I both fear doing so, more so when I have to talk to people I don't know, as well as that I feel no need to talk to other people.
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>>24081660
I've read she's an INTJ.

I'm sure they exist in real life too, but yeah, they're rare and you're more likely to notice extroverted women.
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>>24081539
Highly Schizotypal Anon here.

I believe firmly in demons and spirits in a shamanistic sense. On several occasions I've felt my body be seized and taken over by a spirit or demon. Some do it just to feel a physical form I think, because they end up just playing with my arms and tweaking my neck from side to side. One, which was a demon with an ominously child-like voice, went as far to push "me" out of my body. I (or my spirit) was relocated to a different room and watched my corporeal body walk really oddly to the front door, where I promptly returned to it. I'm crazy by your eyes, but to me this is just invisible nature at work. I'm unlucky enough to be susceptible to it.
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What does it mean, /r9k/
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>>24081782
>thought to be the most abundant

You tell me, normie.
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INTP Male
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>>24081771

Who is she? Sorry, I don't know.

>female INTJ
>likes verbally broadcasting her voice and bossing people around
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>>24081660
you find the existence of an entj girl easier to grasp than an isfp girl?
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>>24081680
That's everyone, more or less. The difference is that some people perceive communication as a skill that they have to hone and they take time to work on it. The skill eventually reaches the point where you're reliance in your ability to converse outweighs the anxiety of conversational failure.

Like, how when you're a baby, the practice of walking on two feet gets to the point that it's more convenient to rely on your two feet over the possibility of falling occasionally. As opposed to never walking and being stuck at crawling speed and height.

You need to take the steps and they're better taken sooner or later so you can go much higher and much faster in a professional sense. It'd be a shame to have another mind like yours to fall into obscurity forever.
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>>24081937
A gal pal of mine is an ENTJ. She's like a machine when it comes to work and progress. It's sexy as all hell
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>>24081901
Raven from Teen Titans. American superhero cartoon from like 10 years ago.

I don't think the woman in your pic is actually an INTJ. A lot of people are really bad at typing themselves.
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>>24071119
INFP-T bro what's up.

Yeah I'm the same IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE END MY LIFE
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>>24081937

When you put it like that I waver a bit, mostly because I can't imagine a 'judging' woman. But the introversion thing is key. When is a woman introverted? How do they define this? As I understand it, women are universally social creatures - women rely on others for survival, they really can't be anything else. I see women as always being socially focused in everything.
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>>24082015
b-but I though no one could stop you from dreaming?
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>>24082015
I hope your pain eventually goes away...
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>>24082064
I'm part ways playing devil's advocate, part ways not, but I would think 4chan in the late morning (here at least) would be the last place a real ENTJ would be?

All of my known ENTJ friends are all in the middle of their first of two work shifts as managers while juggling 13 school credits right now. Day off?
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Am I the only one who always thinks that he has a to biased view about himself to get an accurate result in such tests?
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>>24082079
>>24082084
No one can stop me from dreaming but no matter what none of these dreams go as planned.

desu senpai I wish I didn't have this whole 'idealized' image of how I want the world and life to be. But I do. And it fucking sucks because there's a part of me that just says it's all bullshit and deep down I kinda know that but I like to live the lie. 4chan is the only place I come where I'm not this happy-go-lucky-cutsey fucker that tries his absolute best to help others and be pacifist as fuck. More than once I've kept smiling and offering help to people even after they repeatedly insult and degrade me. Because I want to believe that everyone has some kind of good in them.

I want to be that. I am normally like that. But when I'm anonymous, the mask comes off and I'm bitter and tired of how I've been treated by every single person despite the fact all I try to do is help them and make everyone happy. Maybe I want everyone to be happy because I'm never happy. I think most people are more valuable than me, so if I can make others happy, then I have a little bit of value, at least. I just want everyone to be happy. I'd willingly give my own life, no, my entire fucking existence to somehow improve the entire world in one swoop. I wish I could. I want to do that. I'm going to school for Psychology so I can be a therapist and try to help people who are struggling with depression.

Life sucks. It really fucking does. But I'll ever admit that to myself because I want to believe that it can be better. I want to believe that everyone, including myself one day, can be happy.
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>>24082170
Nope. But this tickles people the right way to be categorized then told everything right about them after 30 situational questions with 5 fixed answers. If it gives people a view of themselves that they didn't have before and gives them a bit more guidance, it can't be all bad.
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>>24082208
You're a kind person Anon. I hope those dreams come true, for both our sakes.
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>>24081660
pic related is an intj
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>>24082208
You really are who you are without the mask. Stop faking yourself to people, if you're bitter don't just bottle it up, find an outlet, cuss out people, tell them they suck but you still want them to be happy if that's what you really think. I'd never respect a mask, personally, only the thing underneath it is capable of holding respect.
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literally chad

who /successful/ here
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>>24082160
im working on some stuff actually, my breaks are spent on here
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>>24082309
Pretty, you know her?
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>>24082387
r u new lad?
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>>24082413
Not exactly, I just don't come on 4chan often. Should I assume he doesn't know her,and/or does but she doesn't know him?
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ISTP reporting
seems like another ISTP reported, since the robot muted me
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am I the ultimate robot?
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>>24082461
>tfw istp
>tfw cant build anything
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>>24082457
youtube com randytaylor69
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>INTP

>CAN LITERALLY BUILD ROCKETS

>CAN'T BE ARSED
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Yeah this is pretty accurate
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>>24070521
ESTP-A masterrace reporting in.

All of you beta faggots baka
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Third ISFJ reporting in.
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>>24082479
I don't think so. Us INFPs are too nice to be proper robots
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>>24070521
>tfw INTP
>tfw never understood all this hippy spiritual bullshit
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>not being part of the INTP mustard rice
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Hey guys, a-am I allowed here?
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>Trapped in my head

SOMEONE SEND HELP PLS
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>>24082499
you're not an engineer then.
try coding, you don't need any materials and you can model anything that you want
it's easy once you get the hang of it
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>>24082622
no

ENTPs are almost always smug assholes

you're INTPs without self-awareness

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>24081660
INTJ - 90 male/10 female
ENTJ - 90 male/10 female
ISFP - 40 male/60 female
INFP - 40 male/60 female
ESFP - 20 male/80 female
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>>24082623
You're 1% away from being a vegetable.

>>24082599
This poor man is a vegetable.
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>>24070521
Is this bad?
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