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>you rush home one day to tell your parents you got into harvard
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>you rush home one day to tell your parents you got into harvard
>you burst into your living room
>see pic related all 5 men fucking your mom balls deep no condom
>she has a map of africa tattooed on her back
>a queen of spades tattoo on her forehead
>your dad is in the corner wearing a chastity cage, ballgag, and french maid outfit, jacking himself off
>'1738' by fetty wap is playing in the background at deafening levels

what do?
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>>24067603
Fucking go write your kek fantasies elsewhere creep
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>>24067603

Tell them that 679 slams way harder and start jerking with dad :^]
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why do white bois get off on this fetish so much?
it is disgusting for everyone involved
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how would I get in to Harvard, I'm a highschool dropout
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>>24067603
>>your dad is in the corner wearing a chastity cage, ballgag, and french maid outfit, jacking himself off
>Wearing a chastity cage
>Jacking himself off

It doesn't really work that way
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>>24067669

By being black, which would mean that OP scenario makes perfect sense (Except the part where you know which one is your father)
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Sorry, your kink is not my kink. Perhaps this belongs on another board. These kekold threads are getting so old, they're as interesting as plain white rice. Trolling for wank material anon?
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How would you not have noticed the tattoo before now, unobservant op?
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>>24067603
Record it and post it on XVIDEOS.
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>5 tyrones banging my 50+ year old mom
I mean
I guess
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>>24067603
The guy between the two guys with hats is pretty hot
What's his name?
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Far left and right could plow me any day
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Could we change the guys to women, make them white and change the setting to a parking lot? There could also be some sort of latex involved?
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4chan already has a board for your fetish.

>>>/pol/
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I know you think you're being an "epic troll" or whatever with this post but actually thinking this stuff up and posting about it really shows you have some genuine c.uckold tendencies. I really can't imagine anyone but an actual c.uck just sitting around thinking this post up if it was just to troll to get a laugh.

This whole thread is just your little confession, isn't it OP?
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>>24067603
damn ma you ballin
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>>24068112
I assumed it was a guy with a kek hold thang.
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>>24067956
not sure but his street name is hatty twee
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Realize I'm part of some kekold fantasy and question my existence
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>>24068278
S'cool anon, just not interesting.
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>white guys fucking black girls
>black guys fucking white girls

both turn me the fuck on 2bh

I'm biracial btw
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>>24068425
kek

kekblocc desu
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>>24067603
wait he jacks off with a chastity belt on?
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>kekold

Literally everywhere online. Its depressing that robots of all people embrace such a normie fetish. Hopefully this new dose of chemo will end it.
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>>24067603
Never understood the whole sexual insecurity around black dudes thing
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>>24068586
most of r9k are normie liberals. Forever alone wizards are a minority
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>>24067716
Was about to say this Smh
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>>24068606
Maybe its just me growing up around black people and seeing how cowardly, stupid and fat most of them are
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Well of course I'd join in.

What are you, gay?
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>>24068626
My longest relationship was with a girl who had spent the first 13 years of her life in Kenya.

She got adopted by a conservative white family and practically worshiped white people
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why are white guys so obsessed with black male sexuality?
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>>24068626
>how cowardly, stupid and fat most of them are
That describes white people more accurately though
Not even black, white or a kek before you get angry
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>>24068673
I mean I'm dating a sjw black chick right now. Gunna red pill that nigger pussy.

Its not even like I have jungle fever or anything.

I've dated across most all ethnicities. First kiss was with a Thai chick, lost my virginity to a caucasian/mixed (couldn't really tell and I didn't know her long enough to ask) bitch.
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>>24067603
Gtfo family, goddamn. I though we were above this shit, Sweet, Big, Ryder. Wtf?! And Truth wtf are you doing in the corner man?!
" idk man... I was drinking ayahausca and all the sudden these apes, they dragged me hear and put me in this cage. .. and now im on the watchlist"
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>>24067603
1.wonder how im going to harvard when I had shit grades
2.Tell them they have shit taste in music
3.my dads a little shit so I look him in the eye and tell him "have fun bitchboy" and go smoke a blunt to try and forget what I saw
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>suddenly realized I'm half black
>realized my white "father" is a kek
>parents used to tell me I was adopted from africa to cover this fact
>I'm the resultant kekspawn of this kek relationship
Mfw
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>>24068606
guy on the left is clearly flaccid and probably a grower. The guy on the right is a shower
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>>24067665
Is she Chinese?
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>>24068731
And you too CJ wtf nihga?!
[ plot twist, you are OG Loc]
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>>24068704

>Cowardly
The niggers who sneak up on elderly people and knock them out from behind would like a word with you
>Stupid
IQ and high school graduation statistics would like a word with you
>Fat
America's obesity statistics would like a word with you
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>>24067603
>>she has a map of africa tattooed on her back
>>a queen of spades tattoo on her forehead
lost
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>>24068615
nowadays yeah. we elders of 4chan have been overrun and destroyed by all the new and normal fags. i keep saying that im gonna finally leave this website, i just havent yet
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>>24068768
Yeah, America is the 2nd fattest country on earth, because of fat white people in the south...
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>>24068725
I'm dominant by nature and the racial factor makes it hot as hell

>>24068704
Statistically no on the fatness and stupidity. Those are just cold hard facts. Cowardliness is harder to quantify but based on my unscientific anecdotal evidence- very much yes. Niggers might talk good game but most are all bluster. You get a nig nog isolated from his "crew" and he'll slobber all over your dick

I'm
>>24068725
>>24068673
>>24068626
>>24068606
btw
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>>24068704
if you're not black or white you're automatically a kek. along with 60% of whites and 15% of blacks. everyone knows that.
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>>24068762
College boy heh
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>>24068745
>We've got a cock expert here
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>>24067665
It's the same mentality of people who watch bestiality. The act of a white woman degrading herself by fucking niggers is what gets kek fetishists off. The guy is on the same level as an animal or a dildo desu.
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What is this boards fucking obsession with this shit.
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>>24068808
>if you're not black or white you're automatically a kek
but only straight men can be keks
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Fetty Wap doesn't have a song called '1738' you fucking fag
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walk over to one of the bulls and start servicing him
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>>24068817
its degrading on all ends
>the woman is just an object who cant think for herself
>the black man is just a wild beast of lust with no thoughts or feeling
>the white man is weak and pathetic
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Turn off the music. Fuck that song.
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>>24068848
it was a bonus track on the japanese version of his album
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>>24068833
only straight men have an option to switch between kek or non-kek. all faggots are keks except for the queen bitch alpha faggots who are apparent at a very young age. if you're not born an alpha faggot (think willem dafoe in boondock saints) you'll always be a prissy, whiny beta fag.
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>>24068854
THIS.

This is the only correct answer you fucking reddit retards
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>>24067603
I'd probably scratch my chin and blurt out a big HMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
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>>24068816
god her face is fucking busted.

and no, im not a "cock expert", it's just extremely obvious.
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>>24068910
Thats not how kekolding works, white boy.
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>>24067747
Underrated post desu senpai baka desu
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>>24067603
>1738 by wetty fap

Lost my shit
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>>24068913
>Has multiple cock pics saved to his computer
>LOL ITS JUST A PRANK BRO I DON'T JACK OFF TO BIG WHITE COCKS LOL

Literally you right now
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>>24068848
Fucking niggers, wtf is fetty wap?!
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>>24068926
eh it's just a fringe of the straight community but the gay community is nothing but keks kekking keks and being butthurt from getting kekked. that's why gay marriage isn't working. it just takes a gay 30 minutes of high self-esteem before he's on grindr, inviting a guy over to fuck in front of his husband while calling the husband a no-good faggot. you don't understand the gay community at all.
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>>24067603
>1738 by fetty wap
wew lad
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>>24068977
If gay kekolding is a thing, why is it pretty much impossible to find gay kek porn?
Checkmate.
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>>24068878
Fuck a song that doesn't exist? Top kek faggot
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>>24068769
I lost it at Fetty Wap
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>>24068973
what do you mean?

>LOL ITS JUST A PRANK BRO I DON'T JACK OFF TO BIG WHITE COCKS LOL

Can't jack off to something that doesnt exist
jk
I seriously dont jerk off to pictures of white penises
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>>24069018
i imagine for the same reason it's impossible to find porn of an old married couple half-heartedly fucking and then bitching at each other for a while and then falling asleep. that's how mundane kukking is in the fag community, it's like default, vanilla for them. it's a given.
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ITT: people who watch too much porn
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>>24069064
Proof?
I mean there's a lot of stories and videos of straight men being keked
But there's none when it comes to gays getting keked
Maybe if you were actually gay and getting keked I'd believe you...
You just sound kind of upset that only straight men can get keked tbqh
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>>24069133
what? no, i do not care about this, i'm bored and i'm making things up. i thought that's why everyone talked about this stuff. are you expressing a genuine opinion about it? yipes.
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>>24069222
No, I was just hoping to make a straight white guy mad since I know they're very sensitive about kekolding...
No hard feelings senpai.
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>>24069268
oh dammit we were on the same side the whole time. oh well. happy angering!
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Salmon arm only had 2 black people
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>tfw no muscular black buck to fuck my boipussy

why even live fampai?
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Ask them for workout tips
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>>24068816
Women like this deserve to be killed.
tfw you're mulatto but disgusted by the way these women treat men of their own ethnicity.
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>>24068973
Holy shit those graphs are awful
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>>24069513
>nigger apologist detected

MUH DIK MUDDA FUKA
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join dad

i wanna be a kek maid too
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>>24069545
Why has blacks having big penises caused so much trouble?
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Blackbot here. I actually have a kek fetish. I admit White people are superior and I even sometimes get jealous.

But nothing turns me on as some hung white dude fucking my black gf and putting us in our place as inferiors.
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>>24069647
post hand and timestamp
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Submit to the superior males and surrender my boipussy.
Niggers are the true master race.
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Back 2 pol, famm
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>>24069647
Do you like big white cocks yourself. Would you suck and fuck a hung white guy if he asked you to?
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>>24069680
Too lazy idgaf if you don't believe me.

>>24069753
Naw I'm not gay. I'd probably lick the splooge out of my gfs pussy if I had one. It's more humiliating I guess.
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>>24069017
i lost it there
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>>24067603
what is a fetty wap?
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>>24069806
Black people don't say splooge
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>>24069806
>Too lazy idgaf if you don't believe me
how convenient
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Just got accepted into Harvard but fuck the bird, it can wait I walked into my parents having sex only it wasn't just my MA and dad it was my MA eight black guys an eighth of vodka half a bottle of Lube a tattoo of Africa my dad in the corner jacking off dressed as a maid ball gag some shitty rap by wap bout to take these fucking bitches to 38
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>>24067603
ejaculate immedietly
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>>24069647
lol this the lowest quality bait I've ever seen.

Post timestamp "black" bot
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>>24070494
see
>>24069806
Like I said I don't really care. Some people have different fetishes and I just like sadomasochism stuff like cu.ckoldry and even a little femdom. I was bullied when I was young by this white kid so that probably started my self loathing.
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>>24067603
>tries to race bait
>posts a bunch of literally gay niggas as the OP
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>>24069926

A slang term for an Italian working in the party supplies industry
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