Another F&F Friday
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Good evening, robots. It's Friday night and that means the Feels and Frogs is open again. Come on in, get /comfy/ and share whatever is on your mind. We've got a TV and a jukebox for the creative robots among us too.
Please keep it civil, we want the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs at a minimum, and if you're ordering drinks I'll need to see ID to make sure you aren't a normalfag.
>>24067020
pssssh... hmm.
got any labrot and graham back there?
>>24067059
All tripfags are normalfags.
Barkeep, can you please throw this man out?
>tfw can't drink because I'm now on medication
Lime cordial and soda for me, please. Why am I even here?
>>24067059
Yes, we do. Good taste, by the way.
Why the hmmm?
>>24067069
Where is here, anon? If you mean this bar, in my experience, robots that come in to the F&F walk out feeling a hell of a lot better, even if only for a while. Your drinks are coming in a minute.
>>24067079
Thanks based barkeep.
Oh. You know. Just got lots on my mind.
Like alot of people here, I'd wager.
Mind if I put something on the jukebox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWQUs7S0bYo
What kind of beer do you have on tap? I just got turned down for this internship and I could really use something right now.
I'll have a rum and coke.
would be cool to have an irc channel for this.
>>24067068
Local's guard here.
I'll take care of him.
*stealthy approach you*
We finally meet again, you cancerous tripfag.
*shakes energically his Samurai's toothpick contenitor and gets the most sharpest one which is going to be fulled by your bloody body fluids*
You came in my tavern, what a stupid thing to do, as it'll be the last one your going to make in your life!
*prepares to stab you with the toothpick while gets another one in the left hand*
Brace yourself, you're fucked kiddo.
*tips the black fedora he put gently on his head when you weren't watching*
SENKETSU DESTROY HIM
*you're now bleeding while not dead yet, the floor is full of your hot blood, but you can see he starts to shake his head*
*his long pony-tail catches your attenction as you keep reaching the After-life*
I was sure that this custom made Kill la Kill sword would have helped me defeating my one best enemy.
*takes some photos to upload on /r/gore while walks away leaving you thinking about your last life minutes*
*BANG BANG*
*BANG BANG*
YOU'RE ALL HOSTAGES
NOBODY MOVE
I'm so happy the place is open. Here's some ID. Do you know how to make a coughee?
I successfully spoke to my oneitis this week; granted we were in a group of people, but I spoke directly to her a few times.
I don't usually join conversations; this felt pretty good.
>>24067020
get me drunk, mate. don't care what it is as long as i can let go of reality. as long as i can take a breath.
I feel like i'm drowning, man. I finally got a job, but it's horrible. i can barely handle the stress from my studies already. with this job i just... fuck, i can't handle it. the money isn't worth it. i don't know if i can quit. less about the money and more about the soul crushing disappointment i'd see in the eyes of my mom, dad, grandparents... I just want to forget.
This is the City
We're shuttin you down for selling alcohol to minors and reimforcing depression
EVERYONE HANDS UP
THIS IS A HEIST
DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE
*shoot the Bouncer guy*
I SAID PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
>>24067020
TBQH I'm. Ot really sure what to do atm. I'm at university and I despise it here. I don't talk to anyone except the person behind the reigster at the co-op. As a result I hate my course and am doing very poorly. I don't like it at home either. My mum's an angry person and gets mad whenever we talk and I think she resents me because she gave up work to have children but cant find any satisfying work now. Not sure whether to stay at university and probably hate it and fail or to try and go home. But i have no idea what I would do if I went home
Also I don't drink, so could I have water please
My girlfriend cheated on me last week. She got drunk at a party and let a guy (apparently briefly) eat her out and (apparently briefly) sucked his dick.
I'm not even mad, just sorta disappointed I guess. I haven't really spoken to her in the past week, I'm thinking I'm gonna dump her.
>mfw she calls me and asks why I'm not there for her
>>24067176
FUCK THE PO-LICE!
>>24067119
Such as? I can't say the same for other robots but I like hearing other peoples' stories.
>>24067127
Go right ahead, anon. Sorry to hear about the internship. We've got Guinness (the Europoor variety) and some other North American brands. Anything catch your eye?
>>24067137
Coming right up.
>>24067140
It'd be nice if somebody took the initiative, but I know squat about irc and the like. Maybe some other barkeep another time?
>>24067020
Hey guys, I'd like one glass of Feel with a side of Frog.
Give me a double of your cheapest whisky, and dirty it a bit for me please. I hope you don't mind me smoking.
So - cool place you got here. Not a lot of women, but that's only a plus. I've gotten a little sick of the fairer sex as of late.
Got any Tom Waits on that box?
>>24067218
>girlfriend
fuck off normie. this isn't your scene.
>>24067218
>girlfriend
Get out of the bar right now
>>24067020
My girlfriend cheated on me and then i fucked up my a levels..so fuck i guess. Also a Jack and coke please
>>24067020
Ayy barkeep! Gimme a warm Stella. Same as always. Had a nice happening today.
Went to my favorite hole in the wall and only order a few coffees while I read. Came time to leave and pay and I gathered my things and reminded the waiter I had three coffees. "Oh, ok, one dollar." "But I ordered three coffees." "For you I charge for one." "No, three." "No, please, you are good customer only one dollar." Made me a lot happier than it should of. But I do usually stop by once a week and get some tasty, homemade hispanic cuisine. That was my social interaction for the day.
Also the sunset on the drive home was stunning. Any nice happenings today, Barkeep?
>>24067218
Normie get the fuck out.
*proceeds to kick you out*
Don't try to come here again
>>24067198
THIS IS IT BOYS
WE SHUTTIN THIS PLACE DOWN HAHHHAAAA
SHOOT ALL THE WOLJAKS COMRADE!
>>24067263
>>24067247
N-no hospitality, even for a keked man? It's alright, I understand...
I've got a good story for you all from when I was in high school.
> grad Facebook group; I join because why the fuck not
> normalshits talking about their parties and underage drinking, posting addresses of "secret" party spots
> I leave in disgust
> week later, I have a change of heart, realize I can crash parties, steal liquor, and go home
> rejoin, the admin wised up and turned on approved posting
> tfw never get to steal liquor from normalfags
Sucks desu senpai. Can I get a quadruple vodka?
>>24067279
Thanks anon, what a normie, I wonder how he even got in here.
>>24067153
I do now. Who needs training when you've got wifi? That's good news though and I can certainly relate. Difference is I found out my oneitis is a lesbian today.
>>24067164
There there, anon. Let it all out, i'll get you some bourbon.
>>24067205
Sure, anon. Water coming around the pass after I serve a couple others.
>>24067242
We do, actually. It's policy, there's an outdoor deck on the second floor if you want to smoke. Get it out of your system and your whiskey will be ready for you when you're back.
>>24067291
Wait *waves arms* wait I'm a pepe, spare me!
>>24067020
A girl once loved me deeply, and I loved her, but I pushed her away because of my depression and paranoid. She ended up losing her virginity to some asshole after I pushed her away. I feel so haunted now, and I don't know if I can go on.
>>24067020
I'm trying to cut way back on the alcohol, but I can pretend to drink on the internet without breaking that. I'll take some more Revolver ale, if you've got any left.
Currently I'm trying to piece together the will to cut ties to somebody. We used to date, and then in a car accident she suffered brain injuries. I was supportive for years, until it became nearly impossible to talk to her without her threatening to kill herself if I didn't immediately give in to her demands (usually showing up at the grandpa's house who took her in, which was 100 miles away, or agreeing to have sex with her). I never did comply, except once to attend her grandfather's funeral, which was painful. It's the last time I saw her, and she continued the pattern of throwing herself sexually at me until I had to get adamant about refusing, at which point she'd get incredibly emotional and talk about suicide. I haven't talked to her since. That was January, and she still sends me regular messages, to which I never reply.
It's an unusual situation, barkeep. If she was any other human I'd block her number and move on, but her brain injury and the fact that she's the girl I loved back in 2010 makes it different. I know I should drop her, not because "fuck bitches get money" or whatever, but because she's been doing this for years and at some point I have to treat her like an adult and hold her responsible for her actions, brain damage or no. On the other hand, all her other friends have already done this, and she lives with her neglectful NEET aunt while going to a part-time psychological care facility. I feel like if I really do it, it could be her last tie to sanity, although in fairness not responding to anything she says and blocking her from seeing anything on Facebook isn't really doing anything better than that.
For years I held out hope she'd recover one day, and although it's very clear now that she never will, maybe I'm still subconsciously clinging to that.
>>24067269
Had the same happen down at the local before coming here. One of the bartenders' a former reality tv chick, but really nice. She never charges me for the coffee. She even bought me a beer once.
THE NEXT WOLJAK TO FEEL GETS SHOT
>>24067234
Much appreciated. Today started out shitty but it's starting to mellow out a bit I guess.
>>24067234
Thanks bartender. Here's hoping I can get some kind of job before I graduate. Fuck accounting. On second thought, I think I'll just start off with a gin and tonic.
>>24067293
No /morals/ in this bar normie!
Now get out!
and take your
>girlfriend
with you
>>24067269
If I didn't know any better, I'd say I recognized you, bratan. Interesting happening, as for me.. Well it's been an absurdly warm week and I mentioned in a previous post that I found out my latest oneitis is a lesbian. The days are getting shorter as winter approaches and I always see the sunset whenever I walk home from college, kind of /comfy/ but also foreboding.
>>24067302
Auch, you don't go easy, do you?
>>24067339
Neat. It just made me really happy to be recognized for my patronage to this relatively new and authentic Hispanic restaurant.
>>24067347
THIS
WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS PLACE
FROM HERE ON NOW
A MOVING WOLTJACK IS DED WOLTJACK
>>24067279
*teleports behind you*
pssh nothin personnel kid
*cuts you in half with my fushu mushu sword*
Vodka tonic for me, please.
Had a panic attack in tesco today when a grill looked at my basket and saw me buying nothing but super noodles and beer.
>>24067321
I can't smoke at the feels and frogs?
I must have mistook this place for a bar, when in fact it must be a cafe. Forget about the whisky, I'll go find a more hospitable place.
>>24067391
*pounds back quadruple vodka* no. Barkeep, can I get a refill?
2:50 AM, drunk off my ass on cheap wine & beer listening to MRA/Atheist videos on youtube because that is the closest i'll ever get to having a friend.
shit sucks desu senpai
>>24067391
See also >>24067396
Sorry about the lesbian situation. That's really a bummer. But I absolutely adore the sunset. The colors were magnificent this evening.
>>24067396
I've been a regular for four years down at the local. It's the only place i feel at home.
They're really good to me there and I only get the company I seek. I often just sit for a couple of hours and stare down my drink, but it's nice to not be given shit about it.
>>24067433
>tfw illegal to smoke in a bar in Iowa
>tfw illegal to smoke within 100 feet of bar door
>tfw I stopped smoking but fight the demon every day
>tfe no face cause mobile
>>24067020
My friend's GF cut herself in my toilet, for fuck's sake. Also, my other friend looked at me when I suggested we went to a bar and said "no... Look, just... Don't take this the wrong way, but just give up. Become a wizard".
>>24067337
Whatever gets you the will to cut ties with her faster, anon. She might've been a great person in the past but it's clear she's become toxic and you've no reason to keep her in your corner for the time being.
>>24067355
Gin and tonic coming around the pass. I'll have you know i'm an accounting major and you just triggered my PTSD.
>>24067416
Ouch. God knows you'll need that vodka tonic. Coming around the pass.
>>24067433
It's a shame you're leaving. Dubs means free drinks, and you missed the part where I mentioned the second floor deck clearly.
>>24067444
Checking those trips, refill coming around the pass.
>>24067463
Sunsets really are great. Don't you worry about me, i'll get over it in due time. It really is a shame though, she's a qt with all too similar interests and the like to me.
As a couple of asides, I'm a retard and forgot to put my trip back on for a moment. I also keep forgetting on the OP to mention that dubs, trips, etc means your next drink is free.
GET OUT FAGS
GET THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS OUR BAR NOW
>>24067234
>Such as? I can't say the same for other robots but I like hearing other peoples' stories.
Well. I've been operating heavy equipment for the last four years. My contract ends at the end of november.
It's good money but my heart just isn't in it. But what now? Should I be seeking quality of life instead of good money? One of my ladyfriends tells me I should. But I don't know what would make me happy.
I dunno. I think I want to get my commercial pilots license. I've always wanted to fly.
>>24067321
thanks.
think i might quit. go back to just studying. can't much see the reason for supporting a life that isn't living.
sure, i'll be poorer. gonna go from 570-ish dollars a month to... shit, i dunno, 120? after rent.
but i think i'd rather be poor than stressed constantly. 5 days a week in a classroom of idiots with studies on the own time is enough already.
don't think i'll be able to come here as much then, though.
maybe i got a shot of asking the chief if i could have other hours or something. maybe that'd work. maybe it'd get me fired.
i was aiming for being a biotechnics engineer when i was younger, you know? at this rate i'll just end up hanging myself from one of the pallets in storage.
think i'm gonna hit the bed. wish i could sleep forever. have a good night mate.
http://youtu.be/L-bPXV72uHk
Barkeep, you mind switching the channel? John Mulaney's doing his routine. I think he's pretty decent; not a cringey normalshit like most comedians.
Can you just leave the bottle of vodka with me? Here the money.
>>24067020
I feel like that the only reason I'm still alive is because of my family i honestly have no respect for myself which is weird in a kind of a way as i'm quite fit but that just stems from obsession from 10's at the gym i don't know what to do i've told my self give it until christmas if nothing happens just pull the trigger, i'm not trying to be edgy just honest has anyone been through this before ? I need someone to relate to as i'm totally on my own at the moment
>>24067538 (You)
what are you even talking about?
REEEEEE
>>24067536
I can't believe that you want me to haul my ass up a flight of stairs, to stand in the cold and suck down a fag, before returning to my drink, just to repeat the process 15 minutes later.
This place have a reputation of being a safe haven for the depressed and lonely.. Smoking goes hand in hand with feels.
>>24067536
The accounting career path is awful, man. Is there any hope for me or should I just become a bartender like you? I've done accounts payable and some other industry work and I just couldn't take it.
>>24067563
This special is great, glad you turned it on.
>>24067020
Life fucking blows, I can't deal with being a disappointment but I also can't bring myself to care about anything other than "not disappointing the people who raised me" which I've failed horribly at.
I am in hell.
>>24067568
Nice try trying to trick me into believing that's my own post. I will not be rused so easily.
>>24067498
Honestly an awesome feel. I'm still happy about it. I feel like a silly child being so happy that a nice immigrant lady gave me a couple free coffees. Love reading my book or hearing some dumb jokes from the waiter. Really my only social interaction and I adore it. It keeps me sane even if I do have to pay for it.
>>24067536
If you weren't on barkeeping duty I'd buy you a drink so my next Stella will be drank in your honor, friend. May happier times see your face.
>>24067650 (You)
But what does it say now?
>>24067657
Hey anon just wanted to say I totally know these feels. I've got a spot I roll around every other night for 3am coffee. Sit there with a book like you and just enjoy being out of the room.
Usually people working the 3am shift have some feels of their own, so it's a comfy environment.
Stay comfy family.
>>24067549
You can do whatever you need to do to get that license on the side while working some job to keep food on your plate. Personally i'm partial to quality of life, I've already deduced I can live somewhat humbly off of $40K a year by myself, but I still want a decent career out of principle.
..Problem is I don't know what would make me happy either.
>>24067562
Take care, anon. Remember that it's always darkest before dawn.
>>24067563
Comedy is great for coping over pretty much anything. Great choice, anon. Bottle coming around the pass, don't do anything stupid with it.
>>24067606
I'm a smoker just the same as you, bratan. Unfortunately i'm just a bartender, I don't make the rules around here.
>>24067625
I'm not doing too bad with it, I've got an internship lined up for the summer next year which i'm glad for, i'm sick of being a NEET every summer. Maybe it just isn't the path for you?
>>24067648
Sounds like a rum and coke kind of mood. This one is on the house, friend.
>>24067657
I wouldn't argue with that dose of sanity if it's cheap. Tell you what, if you can get dubs i'll get you a couple free drinks. Do you smoke?
>>24067688
Hey, security? We have a troll in the F&F. Please remove. Thanks.
P.S. treat him well, he got dubs
>>24067020
>Shirley Temple please, I have work in the morning.
My new job is shit and I miss my old one, every single day I hate it and it's only been three months. I'm security at Worst Buy and my job is to be a door greeter who checks receipts on the way out, and ONLY check the cameras if there is someone suspicious. At Macy's it was like the CIA. A whole room with 6 flat screen monitors to watch the 87 cameras we had (which can see over 30 cameras at once), we watched them at all times and only left the office to walk the floor occasionally. We were under cover so I can wear whatever clothes I want. People were caught a few times every week, they'd put up fights so we'd handcuff them, and it never got boring. Now I stand there with my yellow polo shirt and black khakis, with my shitty desk by the door with 1 monitor so I can watch 12 cameras one at a time.
The reason I switched jobs was because I wasn't good enough, they made the mistake of hiring me with no prior experience so I didn't know what I was doing. I told everyone that they wanted me to transfer to a store too far away which they still wanted to. I'm banned from working at macy's because now I know all their security secrets and could use it to steal shit.
I go to work wanting to kill myself. Here I am, a real security guard with home land security certifications, getting paid beans to work beside people with not even a guard license. It was mandatory at Macy's to have it. I don't know what to do. It's too easy for me.
If you don't mind I'll put in some coins for the jukebox. On my last day of work this was playing and still stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_dsZ8Sk5rg
>>24067688 (You)
It's got 2 you's. Not 2 yu's like yu yu hakusho, but 2 you's like (You) (You).
another night alone.
this time sick....
a mojito, please.
>>24067705 !
You can't kick me out. I got repeating digits!
That means a free drink! I demand a free drink!
Barkeep, I've noticed the jukebox's been jumping around a lot. If you feel like getting into a bit of a groove, here's a comfy Tom Waits album...Just a suggestion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndL46jiEFQ
>>24067689
3am is pretty damn late for coffee. You a proper night owl? I like being up late but 3am is damn late. But I'm glad you have a nook, Anon. Keep on keeping on and godspeed.
>>24067536
>cut ties
Thanks, I know I need to, every time I hear someone tell me this insanely obvious fact it helps.
I still get full-on depressed at each new text, like seriously shut down, I'm useless for the next hour or more. I'm still attached, but I'm attached to a memory, and the most depressing thing is that it's been so long that if I consciously analyze it I can tell that many of my memories aren't even very accurate anymore. It's almost like the faggy 'waifu' trend, except in this case your waifu was actually alive and loved you several years ago, but the series got a horrible Jersey Shore-tier reboot and you can't find the original series anywhere but you're forced to see your Snooki-tier waifu's latest incarnation air multiple times a week.
Shitty attempt at weeb humor, real attempt at a thanks. I think I really am going to go downstairs and open a can now, sobriety and employment be damned.
Hey barkeep, I've been a diabetic (type1) for 8 years now and i stil cant get the hang of keeping healthy. Sometimes i just feel like theres not even a point because my life has no direction anyway. My oneitis just recently got a boyfriend too
>>24067791
Yeah anon. I like being outside, but I can't stand the stares. I can't help but look at everyone, and I feel like everyone is staring at me. So I like to step outside in the cool night air, keep my head down, and head to the diner. I'll sit in the back reading and sipping coffee for an hour before heading home to watch the morning news. I'll usually Sleep 7am-2pm.
>>24067712
*changes song to WATCH ME WHIP immediately*
>>24067712
Coming around the pass, anon. That's a great song by the way, fits the atmosphere of this place perfectly.
Is there anything stopping you from trading up?
>>24067738
Mojito coming around, i'll get you some OJ too. Sit by the fire and warm yourself up, you'll feel better.
>>24067763
Well, you DID get dubs. Name your drink quick before security decides to throw you out.
>>24067770
Hasn't really been tonight, by the time somebody makes a jukebox suggestion the previous song was already over. You weren't kidding when you said this album was /comfy/ though.
>>24067815
Glad I could help then, anon. From your description, if it's that bad then take a few deep breaths, sober or otherwise and block her number and the works. Get her out of your head and rebuild.
>>24067821
I must be uneducated, isn't type 1 the kind you're born with that won't go away? Still a shitty feel though, i'll get you some water.
Just a coke please. Cant decide whether I should go to uni or not. I'm probably going to end up as a wageslave anyway and uni will most likely be filled with fucking normies who I will grow to hate. But at the same time a degree will reduce my chances of wage slaveryr-right?
>>24067897
it was inherited but i only developed it when i was 10
>>24067567
I feel the same, I feel shackled to my family and friends, especially after I had an acid trip where I witnessed my family and friends being sad at my own funeral. Life is just not fun anymore for me desu.
>>24067549
>commercial pilots license
I'm from a pilot family, if that's your passion go for it, but be warned the pilots' profession isn't what it was even 20 years ago, much less 50. Unions are losing power, even profit margins are suffering -- schedules were better pre-9/11 simply because they didn't have to bend you over and fuck you (as a customer) to even make a profit. Now, if every seat isn't filled, they're often losing money. As a S/A (employee passrider), pre-9/11 an employee pass was almost as good as a reserved seat as long as you didn't need to get anywhere on December 23 or something. Now -- well now it's different.
Anyway, follow your dreams, I'm just making sure you don't think you'll have the same career in the skies as your 55yo neighbor did. Also, if you can, get a pilot's slot in the USAF. It's not a golden ticket to a civilian job, but it does open a lot of doors if you're up to being a dog of the military for a few years.
>>24067898
Coke coming round the pass. Brass tacks, depending on your degree and qualifications you might still wind up being a wageslave, but yes generally the odds of being keked are less. You should consider trade school too, probably an order of magnitude cheaper and just as valuable if the work isn't too unsavory for you.
>>24067843
Sounds comfie as all hell, Anon. Try going in just a bit earlier to be in there with just a straggler or two to build tolerance. I'm sure you know that people aren't really staring at you but I know the feeling. Anxiety is a bitch so I ain't gonna tell you what to do. Keep on keeping on and try to be as happy as you can, anon. Sorry if I'm rambling but I have had a few drinks irl and I feel like talking.
>>24067020
Give me straight regular Bacardi
I've had a shitty day with only one positive.
I left my mic on when I was out getting lunch today. My roommate was talking to this girl that I tried to go on a date with. She kept saying how boring of a person I am and uninteresting I am. My choice of date was shitty etc.
My female friend told me to make an OKCupid a few days ago. I haven't gotten any messages, only a few views from landwhales. I've sent about 25 messages, no replies to any of them. This just ruins any confidence I have; just makes me feel like the biggest piece of shit ever.
The only good thing I got going for me is that I got an interview with Al Jazeera.
Excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck. It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found. I belong in the woods and have always done so. No one will understand the reason for this anyway. To give some semblance of an explanation I'm not a human, this is just a dream and soon I will awake. It was too cold and the blood was frozen in time, plus my new knife is too dull. If I don't succeed dying to the knife I will blow all the shit out of my skull. Yet I do not know. I left all my lyrics by "Let the good times roll" - plus the rest of the money. Whoever finds it gets the fucking thing. As a last salutation may I present "Life Eternal". Do whatever you want with the fucking thing. / Pelle.
I didn't come up with this now, but seventeen years ago.
>>24067975
Yeah anon it's super comfy. Step in with shoes tied tight and a warm sweater.
The thing is, when I go earlier it's full (really, full) of people who've flowed out of the bar. I live downtown by hipster bars, so it's not too comfy when they're all yelling in the diner. I need to stay calm
>>24067975
Also anon, I'm happy to talk. Just by myself practising some javascript
TELL ME
DO YOU FEEL?You will.
Give me a triple espresso. NOW!
>>24067897
Glad you think it's a comfy album barkeep. It's exactly how I imagine the F&F...
I'll be here for a while, pour me a few drams of scotch, neat - could you?
>>24068061
Oh. Maybe a bit later (earlier?) and catch the start of the old farts and their breakfast? They're ok company as long as you ain't actually talking to em.
>>24067970
Barkeep, one more please? I want my belly to pop with Stella! I feel jolly.
>>24067821
Ay, fellow type 1 here. 21 years now. For me, it's internalized, but I can't imagine how difficult it would be for someone who had lived a previously normal life. You can do it anon. Being healthy is the first step to making other parts of your life better, so start there.
>>24067020
Can I get a bottle of vodka, bartend? Could use a pick-me-up for the fact that I probably won't ever graduate college due to indecisiveness. Also tfwnogf, but that's a given I think.
>>24067897
I know, right? It's a depressing song but was played over the intercom at Macy's. I hung out in the dress department on my way out (targeted towards old hags so the music is oldies) because before I worked security I was in that department full time for a year.
I can't move up because I don't have enough experience for most places, they require at least a year of security experience. So far with Macy's and Worst Buy combined it's 6 months. I'm being paid beans, only $11 an hour which was a huge jump considering they only pay fifty cents over minimum. It's a dollar away from the company's maximum. Macy's started me off with $12, but now since I have all this experience under my belt my next job should be $16.
I want to put in my two weeks now because my old coworker managed to get me to work in the macy's parade as the toothless dragon balloon and Worst Buy won't let me take off or get a later shift. It's been my dream and I've patiently waited since last year (i missed the deadline reee). If I put in my two weeks I'll be off for thanksgiving, but out of work until I get a new job. Not just for the parade btw.
>>24068091
Hey anon. You're not this anon are you? >>24068061
Anyways what are you working on in particular? I know a little python and java from the semester I spent in college.
>>24067821
>type 1
Same, no idea if it's as bad as yours, but if I don't take pills 4-6 times a day I die, so there's that.
What's the hardships with staying healthy, precisely? Again, I might have a lighter case than you, but even on my poor-man's diet I stay decent. Dental issues (I have a messed-up body) mean I don't eat that much sugar outside energy drinks, so hardly any chocolate or candy, so that's probably a plus.
I make sure to eat meat, even a couple slices of lunch meat, at least once a day. Beans and rice (and hot pockets) make up most of the rest of my diet. I also drink pic related, which is a HUGE help. Not to shill, but even just one cup a day goes a long way towards making me not an unhealthy piece of crap.
I also drink that brotein stuff after an intense day on the job, or if I'm doing one of my rare workouts. Putting it in a milkshake makes it actually decent and not just bearable. Don't drink it if you're not gonna put in the sweat, though, be warned.
>>24067992
Could you really believe you're boring? Did you like your date in any way besides a "Netflix and chill" way? Why value the opinion of someone with such low class as to blab this to your roommate?
What were you on Al Jazeera for?
>>24067020
Ey barkeeper!!! Yo motherfucker!!!
I've been wafing all fucking day man. Now give me some of your finest wodka, you can leave the bottle and bring a couple beers to go with that. It's time to get fucked up homie.
You don't mind if I snort a little line of some of that good shit, now do yah!?
And turn that motherfucking tv down will yah!? For fucks sake man. I'm trying to get fucked up over here.
Wtf!? Where are all the whores at!? I see one bitch sitting at the back over there but she's all fucked up. She looks like one of dem crack ho's. I aint gonna hit that shit. Fuck no!!!
Wtf is going on here? This aint no gaybar now is it!? And why is that motherfucker crying his eyes out? Da fuck is going on here?
Ey motherfucker what da fuck you looking at? You want a problem faggot!? Keep walking bitch!!!
Barkeeper!!! Watch my drinks, I'm gonna take a piss.
>>24068267
i have to take insulin, and somehow im very forgetful or i dont take it seriously enough, i really want to make a change but i have never been able to be motivated to do it, even though its only me im hurting
>>24067897
>type 1 the kind you're born with
It can also be trauma-induced. My pituitary gland was compromised and as a result my body forgot how to process sugar or seratonin or whatever, fuck if I know, it's been ages since I actually sat down with a doctor and talked about it.
>>24068267
>pills
>type 1
What the fuck kind of pills are you taking? Are you actually type 1?
>>24068324
i think mine was the result of my immune system being retarded
>>24067020
I'll take an Old Fashioned. Listening to Woods of Ypres and wondering about the future. I'm going to be taking my drivers test next week, and this might be the start of getting everything back on track.
>>24068320
>>24068267
Dang, sorry I forgot to attach pic related. It's probably the single greatest thing I've done for myself, health-wise. I always make sure to buy one that says "fruit and vegetables," not just "fruit." Doesn't taste like some shitty health cocktail, either, just like any other mixed fruit drink.
>>24068227
Yeah I am the same anon, family - just trying to stay comfy.
I'm basically just trying to build a question/answer game that lets you get further if you solve riddles. I'm doing this because I want to practice sorting user responses and returning different paths-forward based on their response.
What did you try to study in college? I did 2 years of econ and left (4 year degree).
>>24068401
thanks anon i'll try it out
Being here would bring me more satisfaction than I could possibly ever express.
>>24068148
Slow down there, bratan. Espresso coming around the pass.
>>24068150
Good taste, anon. If the stars align I'll be here quite some time into the night and it's nice having folk stick around.
>>24068160
You're in a good mood. Stella coming around the pass, still waiting on those dubs.
>>24068203
Yes, kind of a given. Just don't do anything stupid with that bottle, eh?
>>24068215
Bit of a quandary you have there, anon. Take my 2 cents with a grain of salt but depending on how much you'll make off that parade, maybe you should get your 2 weeks notice in and start looking for a slightly less shitty job that you're qualified for. Once you've got your year of experience I'd hope you turned out fine.
>>24067992
Bacardi coming around the pass, sorry about the inattentiveness earlier. Don't bother with online dating to be quite honest family, it's like wading through a several foot high manure pile for something a little redeeming and even then you might not ever get there; you just end up covered in shit and your self esteem gets shot.
>>24068288
Check'd, vodka coming around the pass but please calm down a touch.
>>24068288
Hey anon, mind keeping it civil? Some of us have had a rough week, it'd be nice if you could turn it down a notch. Thanks anon
>>24068438
Hi anon, so you're anon. Haha.
I studied Computer Science. If, no, when I go back I'll probably switch to Computer Engineering. But, I haven't totally decided. And, frankly, I'm not sure I wanna do anything with computers anymore but I dunno. Life is just kind of a blur. But I want to allow myself to forget the blur right now as I drink.
As a general question what made you choose Javascript? I personally have never touched it.
>>24068450
Who's this bratan guy of which you speak?
>>24068346
well fuck me, my doctor called it Type 1 a couple times, but reading up now it seems DI is neither type 1 or 2. Fuck if I know or care, I'd just alwayas parroted "type 1" because what do I know, someone with a white coat said it to me once and they know more than I do.
I take desmopressin, it's to treat diabetes insipidus, that's about all I know and about all I care to know. I don't like learning much about medicine or my own body, reminds me of the hospital. I avoid it whenever I can.
>>24068568
that's understandable, why would your doctor be saying that to you if it wasnt the case
Man wasn't meant to feel these feels. No drink can stir the soul that has lost to inertia.
>>24068450
It takes a few beers to put me in a good mood but I shouldn't think to hard about that cause that'll put me in a worse mood. "Boohoo, depressed drinking." I hate it. Just need to let go tbqh.
>>24067020
>trying to be musician because I love the music and cant imagine myself doing anything else
>work hard writing lyrics
>trying to get a part time job to buy labtop(18yo senior here)
>have oneitis for a girl I barely talked to three times
>trying to keep in gym because its the only thing keeping me sane
>C average in school
>praying everything in life just falls into place
Diet coke please, id leave but your bouncer looks like hes busy with a hostage situation
>>24068558
It's Russian street slang for "bro". It rolls off the tongue quite literally. If you spell it out in the Latin alphabet, the second a is accented but the robot has reservations against that.
>>24068568
Maybe the dx is diabetes insipidus then? Granted, as long as you can manage the symptoms and have a decent quality of life, the condition may as well be called faggotry and it wouldn't make a difference.
>>24068607
Poetic. We're not men though, we're robots.
just a soda for me, please. I don't drink.
I've been living alone for months now. my best friend is dating my ex and I've made up my mind. I'm gonna jump off a fucking bridge. I quit. I've had enough. when I walk down the street people give me looks. my classmates hate me for no reason other than that of being different. I have no friends. I'm fucking done with all this shit. why the hell would I ever have wanted to go to college. fuck everything.
>>24068553
Yeah anon, the tryna-stay-comfy-anon.
I'm not a big fan of comps. I just like web dev cause I think it's 1) pretty easy to learn with a bit of persistence and 2) has amazing teach-yourself-for-free resources online. I chose Javascript after learning HTML and CSS because it's the traditional next-step if you want to implement simple-programs into your websites.
I'll forget the blur with you family. Drink up...
>>24068568
Fuck me, you got the rare form of the beetus, the types 1 and 2 are diabetes mellitus.
Sorry to hear about that brother, but it seems like you're managing it well, so good job and keep it up
>>24068635
Then don't think too hard about it. Whatever makes you feel better in the end to be honest family.
>>24068637
I don't see how that would stop you. Diet coke coming around the pass though.
>>24068666
Satanic trips checked, next drinks for you and the other anon you were talking to are on the house.
>>24068727
Oh man. Cool. Triple 6 comfy-anon here, barkeep. I'll take another one of those neat scotches please, and if you don't mind - slide one down to my new friend please. Thanks
>>24067020
Nice seeing you again Wojak. Drinking straight vodka tonight, it has been a tough week. Lot of work and studying to do and not a lot of sleep. Next week is looking worse.
But for now I'll be at the bar drinking, playing vidya, and playing some American Football over the jukebox.
straight everclear please
yeah just give me the whole bottle
I got put of the mental ward yesterday. I just feel numb and I want to forget that I exist.
and you know what, fuck retail. I work at Walmart. they pay shit, they won't pay for any benefits, no unions, and the job is hell. my routine goes like this.
>work until I can't stand it
>go to bathroom
>cry until there are no more tears
>repeat
if I don't get better by Christmas, I'm gonna buy myself a health care plan from Smith & Wesson.
>>24068666
That makes sense. Maybe look into Python if you haven't already. I don't wanna be a shill but, if I remember correctly, it is easily integrated into the web.
My interests were always more in the abstract. The theory of computation and optimization and what not. Didn't care a whole lot for the practical exercises. So, unless I took that to PhD level it's more or less useless.
I'm looking into learning C to get to grips with how the lower level system works in practice. You drinking now? Cheers.
>>24068727
In america im pretty sure that bars dont allow under 21 in. I dont drink so I wouldnt know. I feel like my mental state is as unstable as chernobyl but I gotta keep it together. Its tough.
>>24068797
This kickass barkeep only asks for robotic ID none of that drivers license shit. So, just keep it cool and your golden, anon.
Hey based barkeep, glad to see you're back, one beer please
Me:
>wants to lose weight
>cant because food and vydia are the only things that keep me alive
>have oneitis on a girl that use the same bus as me
>chad uses the same bus
>eventually see her looking at chad
>have a big project on uni
>guys of my group dont do shit and I need to do something because I really need good grades, so the gov can keep paying my uni
This shit kills me inside, I want to lose weight bad I can't because I need to eat as a fucking whale every damn time, I can't control myself
I don't have much to say about the girl situation, I'm only sad because she's into chad
Also, things have been pretty bad this week, at uni, we had this project, and it was a hell to make the research, at least it's over now
My birthday is in a month. I'm alone abroad at Uni. I have no friends here.
I'll be a 20 year old KV shut in.
What should I do for my birthday?
>>24068872
Are you an outdoor kind of person? Go for a walk or something?
>>24068906
This drunk anon seconds this anon
Hey I remember you from last week!
You should remember what's my go to, extra strong lagers and none of the flimsy 5% standard lager shit.
It's good to see that the bar has finally gotten stable employment.
>>24068842
>I want to lose weight bad I can't because I need to eat as a fucking whale every damn time
Just ride a bike. Seriously, I went from 105 to 75 kilos in like 5 months by biking every night. I had 0 cardio endurance but was able to bike 30-40 kilometers every night. It was only a 4km track so I'd do it 10 times over.
Put on some music that makes you feel like shit and get angry and just do it.
As far as food, aim for stuff that you can eat a lot of but doesn't have a lot of calories. Think any lean mean (chicken, steak etc). Potatoes are really good. 1 kilo only has like 700 calories.
>>24068828
Thanks man. what brings you here?
I asked her out lads, the cute girl in one of my classes.
She said no
just fuck my shit up
>>24068906
No.
>>24068939
Hey, at least you tried. That's more than everyone on this board.
>>24068782
Cheers, Satan. I'll get those scotches right quick.
>>24068783
I'm thankful, second half of my week wasn't very busy at all. I do have studying to do soon though but for now it's hand drinks to robots and play vidya. Straight vodka coming around the pass.
>>24068785
Don't do anything stupid with that bottle, bratan. Sucks that you feel the way you do though, I'm surprised there is no union though. How on earth does that come about?
>>24068797
Depends on the establishment if we're talking about real bars. Some ID you at the door, others ID you if you're at the counter ordering alcoholic drinks, the latter leaves you alone for stuff like what you ordered though.
>>24068828
>kickass barkeep
Thanks, anon. Means a lot. Actually my first night bartending many weeks ago got me similar praise, hence the trip. It's a good feel.
>>24068842
Thanks, beer coming around the pass. Not the best choice of drink if you're looking to lose weight, but I won't judge.
As for your situation, that shit is tough. Honestly if you just ran a few numbers and ate less that's already cutting a lot of your work out for you. If you get bad hunger pangs, try to eat stuff that is more filling.
>>24068872
Whatever you like. It's your birthday, it's hard to take anyone's suggestion as gospel. Birthdays past my 16th stopped really meaning anything though, so I just went about them like they were completely ordinary days.
>>24068939
I know that feel man
hope it gets better
>>24068936
Oh, you know, just drinking my Stellas trying to forget the world. How are you doing?
>>24068450
Ey Barkeeper where da fuck you going!? Did'nt I say leave the bottle!? So leave the motherfucking bottle, DAMN!!! Now go and bring me dem beers.
>>24068519
Wtf!? I hear you complaning and shit while I was taking a piss. I already stabbed two fucking faggots there, you want some of this you cocksucker!!??? Where tha fuck you going!?? Ey!!!!! Where tha fuck do you think your going!!!??? Oh hell no, give me your motherfucking phone, you aint calling nobody. Now give me your money, and keep it down son, make any noise and I'll stab you right here. I don't give a fuck. Now give me your wallet, WTF!?? 20 fuckin dollars and 43 cent you cheap bastard. Don't look at me, keep your eyes front you ugly ass motherfucker. What else you got!? You broke ass faggot!? Don't fucking look at me!!!!! Next time I'ma stabb the shit out of you you hear!? Oh..hell no, you aint drinking that shit, give me that...you got some smokes!? Give me dem to. What else you got man,? Don't look at him he ain't gonna help yah.
NOW GIMME THE FUCKIN' KEYS YOU FUCKIN' COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Evening, Barkeep.
I'd like a whiskey sour, and a shot of Jim Beam's Ghost.
I just successfully finished my first week of work in over a year. I'm exhausted, it took 60 hours of my life, and I just wanted to go home almost the entire time....
I should have probably gotten a better trade, or never given up on neetbux and neet life
>>24068921
Welcome back, anon. I can't say much about whenever the bar is open other days, I just work Fridays. Since you weren't specific about your drink i'll assume I have carte blanche to pick out your lager, you'll get it around the pass in a minute.
>>24068966
Checked, you drinking anything tonight?
>>24068979
I'm going to have to ask you to leave, or I'll call security. I told you to keep it civil and I only warn people once.
>>24068939
Don't worry, around 3 billion other women mate
>>24068961
Thanks for the help keep.
>>24068637
See here
>>24068978
Fucking constantly tired and im forcing myself to stay up until my 15th song is finished
>>24068788
Thanks anon. I've had a few people recommend Python to me. One thing at a time though.
Theory is cool if you have a mind for it. If you did take it to the PhD level, silicon valley would hire you in a second, which is kinda cool if you're into that. I don't know much about C.
I can't read more than a page of abstract theory, but I can sit down and read a book of facts for a day straight without getting up. Kinda weird. So with programming (where you have to hold a lot of logic/etc in your head) I'm hopeless. But with web dev I can instantly see the product of each new thing I add, which is perfect for me.
My younger brother always talks in the abstract and I've never been able to understand him. He always wants to talk about political ideas and I just ask him to show me some data and he gets pissed.
Yeah, I'm the anon who's been ordering scotch neat. Pretty good. Warms you up.
I'll take a rum and coke, spiced if you got it.
Hopeful that i get the job at walmart that i've been after, but that's about the only good feel i'm feeling, because everything else is regret. All I can think about these days is how much better my life would be if i hadn't crashed my car, hadn't gotten my truck impounded for having no registration or insurance because i was on the way to the dmv to do just that, hadn't gotten a thousand dollar ticket and sky high insurance as a result, hadn't lost my job over a stupid mistake, hadn't moved back home to my parents who are undoubtedly ashamed of me, hadn't put my trust in the wrong people and subsequently used by them. A year ago today i had everything i wanted in the world, most importantly friends. Now i realize they only liked me for my money and my car, and maybe this was a sign from fate or god or some higher being to distance myself from society, lest i be used again. Thanks for listening, barkeep, its good to have someone to talk to, even if its not face to face.
>tfw falling in love with penpal
>>24068601
>why would your doctor be saying that to you if it wasnt the case
We were hardly analyzing it, and I made it clear from step 1 that I wantde to know as little as I could get away with. Might've been a slip of the tongue, might've been my mishearing it, important point is the correct meds were and always were prescribed.
I'm not too upset, and DI is a pretty rare one, so it's not unbelievable that it just slipped out because he's used to dealing with Types 1 and 2. End of the day, doesn't affect me at all apart from the embarrassment today.
>>24068701
Yeah it's not fun, but it's not the biggest concern of mine. Like I said, without meds I die, but with meds it's only even noticeable when I'm drinking heavily.
I used to have to get weekly blood tests to make sure it was being managed right, and at first those were a pain because my family has a genetic thing with needles; my dad literally passed out after shots a few times, my brother's entire limb goes numb sometimes, etc. But now it's pretty much nailed down, god bless america I guess.
>>24067020
people complain about getting their heart broken while i am sitting here without ever having a GF to break my heart. not sure how to feel
no alcohol for me bartender, I'm a hs senior. got some root beer back there somewhere?
I'm looking forward to graduating. I just wanna get out of my small shitty town and restart my life. in the morning I go to the library and pretend to sleep when really I'm crying quietly. Best years of my life, yeah right.
I look the night off to see Skyfall 2 with my only two friends but I fucked up and tried get tickets too late. They were sold out so now I'm home getting wine drunk playing Resident Evil 4. Not terrible but I hate feeling lonely.
>>24068939
Hey at least you tried, better than I ever did. Most I could do was muster up the courage to ask the girl I liked to prom. She said yes and then changed her mind and later went with my other more athletic friend. You start to care less and less about the rejection over time. Focus on hobbies and junk. Watch funny movies or shows. She probably didn't deserve all the love you have and the feeling goes away. It gets better.
I'll have a martini, extra dry.
Yup, another lonely weekend. Still working since it hasn't been a productive week and I need to catch up.
>>24069011
Checked, your drinks are free. Can't say whether staying NEET or picking a different trade would've been better, but if you're going to work with what you've got even if only briefly, you'll be much more acclimated to those 60 hour work weeks. The reason you wanted to go home I think might've been a mix of boredom/working conditions but also just being used to being a NEET.
>>24069047
Sure thing, anon. I'm partial to spiced so I make sure we always have some when i'm on the clock.
That's a horrid story though, you're most welcome for lending an ear and I really hope you land that job and turn things around, friend.
>>24069083
tfw no gf in and of itself is heartbreaking too. I know this feel quite well unfortunately.
>>24069108
Root beer coming round the pass. Normies say college years are also the best ones of your life but I digress. Best of luck with restarting your life as you say.
Hey barkeep, Nice to see you. I've just got done the week and I'm feeling pretty chill family. Got any rum and coke? It's my favourite drink.
So I thought I'd check out [s4s] right. And I just can't figure it out. Is it one of those boards where you don't really get it at first but after browsing for a few weeks/months you gradually come to understand what people mean and how to respond to things? It's really getting me down.
Any fampai have experience with that board?
Thread theme for the jazz inclined robots, and a rare wojak for ID. I'll take a rum and coke while i'm here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmOD7ayA1y8
>>24069027
Fcuk man, take it easy. Creative endeavors take time. Their's no forcing creativity. Maybe you're meant for performance rather than creation?
>>24069036
Thanks for the drink by the way! I'll have in with my next Stella cause I need a chaser.. (>>24069015 one more please?)
But that's okay, anon. Different folk excel at different things.
What bugged me the most about the other CS student at college was that they were all gaymers who wanted to make the next Call of Duty ( I game occasionally too, no hate) while I was sitting there wanting to learn more about matrix manipulation of why certain algorithms sort better in different circumstances. What drove you out of college anon?
>>24069166
Checked, your martini is free. Good luck getting everything sorted out.
>>24069176
Good taste, anon. Rum and coke coming around the pass.
>>24069217
Rum and coke coming around the pass. This one's on the house for being based, I love me some jazz. Think you can find something similar for blues, maybe next week?
>>24069232
Of course. Stella coming around, you two seem to be having a blast talking to each other.
I remember when I was 15, and I had my girlfriend for 3 years. we never really had sex, so it was always innocent. aye, good times
Alright, no problem. There's no need to call somebody. I'll be going. But I'll take this >>24069015 motherfucker with me.
You got a problem with that!? Huh!? Got a problem with that!?? DOES ANYONE HERE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!!???
OK....Now get the fuxk out of my way, don't fucking thouch me I warn you, I'll stab the shit out of you. Yoooo!!! >>24069015 where da fuxk you think your going!? Get the fuck over here you're coming with me faggot. Don't fucking look at him, he aint gonna help yah. Now keep on moving, we out of here.
I am about to break
>>24069232
>theirs no forcing creatity
I know but I need to put in more effort. I only write in class and Ive been on a dry spell lately havent writen anything on three days
>maybe youre meant for performance rather than creation
Could you elaborate im a little slow for a musician.
>>24069278
Sure thing Barkeep, i'll keep an eye out for any good mixes come next week.
>>24068939
It absolutely is a numbers game. It hurts less and less after each rejection, just remember that. One Stacey is bound to say yes eventually.
Hey barkeep, can I get a double rum and dr.pepper? It's been a tough week.
I'll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye. And bring me some cider I'll give that a try.
>>24069152
There's just something about this picture, anon. I really can't put it or the feels that I feel into words.
>>24069356
Badass, i'll expect to see something when I'm on the clock again next week then.
Time for a quick smoke break, robots. Any smokers among you feel free to join me on the outdoor deck on the second floor.
>>24069173
Thanks m8, you're too kind. Seems like i've been content with being alone my whole life, it's only when i include people into my personal life that things start to go wrong. It should only be a matter of a few years or less that i can get a trade, get my own place, get a decent paying low action job and live out my quiet, peaceful life with the only person who won't stab me in the back. Which way to the smoker's deck?
I think I'm fucking up, autisim kicks in when I chat with this girl.
Wat to do
Can you make me a rusty screw barkeep?
>>24069278
Thanks barkeep. It is nice having a proper conversation for once. Maybe it's just the irl alcohol making me more friendly. Either way I hope these anon's remember me next time I'm in your bar and I order my same old Stella.
Anyway's you doing okay, Barkeep? Minus the qt lesbo situation, of course.
>>24069314
What I mean is that perhaps you are more suited for performing a prewritten piece, you are a performer, rather than a writer or creator of an original piece? You know, like actors? You can play a mean instrument but ain't the original sort. You put soul into the paper. That sort of thing.
So, barkeep. What do you recommend to mix with a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Gold?
It's kindof like Rum but purists would not call it rum.
Best I've tried so far would be Dr. Pepper.
>looking outside my open window, enjoying the late evening autumn breeze blowing on my face observing the empty street in front of me
>stand for there for a few minutes, simply enjoying the ambiance of the wind blowing through the trees and wind chimes ringing away
>all of the sudden the house across the street turns off the lights in the front room where you could see the living room and all that
>realize that the people living there probably saw me staring outside my window like a creep
>tfw they probably thought I was staring at them and looking inside their house and got spooked and turned off the lights
fuck
>>24069465
Pay them no mind, anon.
>>24069434
So youre saying that im the type of performer who needs a ghostwriter. I wouldnt think so. Im a good lyric writer I just take alot of time to do it.
>>24069047
>job at walmart
I worked at Walmart for a year. If you have the ability to take abuse and shrug it off, not take it personally when your adult-failure supervisor yells at you for someone else's mistake, you'll probably do fine. No huge money there for anyone beneath Manager, but especially if you get late- or overnight shifts or work backroom it's steady work.
Seriously, swallow your pride, your manager's probably gonna yell at you for someone else's mistake, if you can easily and correctly do so then shift the blame, if not then just take it. He'll forget about it in 15 minutes.
>on the way to the DMV
I'm sorry anon, I've been in positions where I could've gotten that before. It's a heavy blow for anyone to lose their car, especially someone who can't afford to arbitrarily replace it. I know it's too late here, but if you haven't already heard, you can get temporary operating permits (or whatever they're called) that'll make your car street-legal long enough to drive it around to get it smogged and registered. I actually used to know a guy who owned about eight trucks and just cycled them through that temp-operation permit, so he always had a legal vehicle and never had to pay. This was Commiefornia though, no idea on other states' legislation.
>only liked for money and car
No offense, but are you fresh outta highschool? That was the culture at my HS too, and it wasn't even out of conscious selfishness, just ease. My best friend and I would never even have hung out if we didn't both love 4wheeling and Toyotas. Several people (not the hot girls, of course, it was highschool after all) fell in and out of the 'in' crowd as they gained or lost running vehicles.
What I'm saying is, it may seem like they were just using you or whatever, but it's also possible that it's just inconvenient to "hang out" with you right now. Especially for people at that income level, convenience is huge.
>>24069401
Is the picture a good feel or just an abstract feel? Anyway I got a question Mr. Keep, (not sure if you're the same Keep that helped me solve my last problem, is it always the same keep here?). What is it about University that changes people? I'm at my first year and I feel like all my friends have become rather dickish or self absorbed. They weren't like this in high school. Maybe it's just that I'm spending more time around them. They wanted to buy a house with me next year but I declined because I don't like what they've become. I think I'm graduating early so I can get out of this place and I pretty much have a job lined up. I don't know, maybe I should just dump all my friends or (at least distance myself) and get a dog, man's only loyal friend. What do you think Barkeep?
>>24069426
Being content is my plan. Humble till the end of my days tbfh.
From the entrance just go straight to your right and the stairs to the second floor over there, once you're up do a 180 and the deck is right there.
>>24069434
I already recognized you earlier, other robots might just follow suit.
I'm doing alright tonight, especially minus the qt lesbo. My campus is full of qt's though, maybe if I gave enough of a damn I could transcend to normiehood. I wonder how /r9k/ would feel about my possibly bartending after the fact.
>>24069448
Never had Spiced Gold but now I kind of want to. Are those true Scotsmen wrong? Because if they are then coke is quite tried and true, maybe you can give ginger ale a spin too but then again i'm a shill for ginger ale.
Barkeep put this on. The feels are real.
https://soundcloud.com/heo99/g-eazy-g-eazy-remember-you-ft-blackbear
>>24069465
They have no meaning in your life, they may as well not even exist to you. You may as well have been staring at nothing. There are 2 types of robots: anxious, paranoid and overanalyzing, and stoic, careless and free. Be the latter, anon.
>>24069278
Thanks barkeep. It's good to be where everyone knows your name.
>>24069588
Naw son, let me put some real feels on the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6p_qe45miY
>>24069574
Technically Spiced Gold is supposed to be "rum essence" mixed with alcohol and thus not proper distilled rum. I've tried mising it with coke and don't get me wrong - it works great! I do however prefer to mix it with Dr. Pepper.
>>24068280
I don't believe I'm boring, I just feel that if I'm not some amazing comedian then I'm finished.
My date was to meet up at this place in New York City (We both worked there this summer) to get a milkshake and talk.
Because I value all criticism because it's all I know. Family, teachers, everyone is critical of me in some way.
>>24068450
Agreed. It's such shit, but part of me just has hope.
>>24069068
iktf
Girl 1000 miles away used to be pretty mutally-into me, but she started onetis-ing over another guy and actually found out I'm pretty annoying IRL.
Haven't had a decent conversation with her in weeks. Feels bad man >.> she was obsession level, 24 years old with one boyfriend/no hookups, seriously longterm materials.
>>24069232
Happy to have someone to share with anon.
Interesting. Jony Ive of Apple left his car-design program in college because all the other kids wanted to design big cars that made loud VROOM VROOM noises, while he wanted to design sleek and powerful cars.
How long ago did you leave college? Do you see yourself going back anytime soon? Are you good at math?
I left college because I was too anxious (hundreds of people) and embarrassed (terrible acne) to go to class. I also knew that I wouldn't be applying for any career jobs after, so the econ degree seemed useless. I left 2 years ago and since then have started up a web-startup, worked a few wagey jobs, and read a lot. I'm glad I left. I hated it so much, it's making me upset just thinking about it desu anon. I like learning, so maybe when I'm older and more comfortable I'll go to a smaller school somewhere far away.
Anonymity is comfy. What I just told you is more than I've ever told anyone ever.
>>24069574
I think you should go for a girl, barkeep. With all of the work you put into this I'd say you deserve the happiness :-). Do you always work Fridays?
>>24069675
Yup every friday.
Sadly I am just a wojak and girls only date Chad
>>24069642
I think we need some old school feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YErXozSHW9w
>>24067020
Shot for everyone! I found out I passed the Texas bar exam. Asked the qt I've been texting for a while out on an actual date, and her lawyer dad offered to throw me case work till I find a full-time legal job.
This year has been terrible, so this good news is exillerating. My dad lost nearly all of his movement in one of his shoulders from a 12 foot drop, my ex girlfriend left me and I failed the first bar exam I took this year. I have been a nervous wreck for the past week, so when I found out that I passed Thursday I just cheered and felt happiness for the first time in my life. Honest to God happiness. I can't really describe it. It was the best feeling of my life. I wish this feeling for you all, I really do.
Anyways, drinks on me anons! Tonight we celebrate!!
>>24069728
Thanks for sharing anon. I've been listening to TW all night. Stay comfy
>>24069728
>Tom Waits
Good taste son, approved.
>>24069651
Girl is 5,500 miles away which we started talking two weeks ago and I just can't get her out of my head. fug.
>>24069734
Well done anon. Really glad to hear that things are looking up for you. Thanks for the drink, cheers
Lost the password to my porn folder.
Barkeep, can I get some spiced rum?
White russian please.
Today is a good day. I finaly built a fully functional arch linix enviroment on my mac book pro, this calls for a drink.
>>24069734
Cheers anon! Ya made it. Here's to hoping we all get there.
>>24069734
Good on you anon. Glad to see some can still make progress in life.
>>24069734
Normie you need to leave
>>24069802
A fellow linux user! Well met, friend!
I thought apple products detected and deleted custom kernels? How'd you pull that off?
>>24069728
Great taste in music anon. Barkeep, get this man a drink will you? It's on me.
>>24069532
Well you wouldn't say that Schubert was a ghost writer for Fischer Dieskau would you? They are two separate skills, anon. Composition is whole and separate from performance their is no shame in that at all.
But, if you insist on your way then more power too you. I am better at poetry and literary composition than I am any sort of musical composition. I tried composition and it was horrid. I accepted my fate as a performer rather than composer. I respect your choice, though. Good luck on your composition, anon. Just let it happen, don't force it.
>>24069574
I'd accept you after-the-fact, Barkeep. You make my Friday night enjoyable. Now, when I say what I am going to say next, take it a certain way. "Just be yourself." By that, I mean, do not settle for some twat who won't accept you for who you are, Barkeep. You deserve a proper girl who accepts the latent robot in you. Godspeed in your endeavor.
>>24069658
I left in at the beginning of the winter semester of 2015. I hope to return fall of 2016, next year.
I think I'm pretty solid in math. I just abhor the busy-work involved. I learn and comprehend it well but the bullshit courseload involved just drug me down. I had to leave because of finances.
And that's okay, anon. I'm here for anyone and anyone. I won't judge. And even if I wanted too I'm 6 or 7 beers deep so I probably couldn't even if I tried. Tell me more about yourself.
>>24069778
>>24069812
>>24069813
We're all gonna make it bros.
>>24069816
I'll send you an extra drink anon. What's wrong?
>>24069831
Mint user here. I also use Scientific Linux for work. You're not alone.
>>24069108
Dude highschool sucks for people who don't 'get' socialization. I was in marching band, almost like social-scene welfare, anyone who wasn't a literally-reeing literal-retard (even light retards are fine) could have a friend-circle. College was a shock, dropped out twice, second time stuck.
Here's a tip from a 24yo, alcohol is basically Normie: The Drug. As in, you take it, and you can socialize far more effectively with anyone similarly-inebriated. Seriously, alcohol in our culture is a lifehack. Friends, favors, even professional connections, doing it over a beer makes it far easier.
Source: Spent years as true robot, /zerofriends/, moved to another city and started drinking and going to bars and made a few good friends. Don't become an alcoholic, seriously don't, if you start drinking more than twice a week you should seriously find help because it's a dark path and I can tell you that. But alcohol in modern first-world culture is an important tool, like a cell phone or electricity. Don't pass it off as irrelevant or stupid.
23 years old virgin here. I touched a boob once in the dark tho.
I made a tinder today. I'm lonely. Girls told me it was funny and fun but so far I hate it. No matches and I feel so gross judging people by 3 shitty cell phone pics. I don't deserve a gf
I'll take an old fashioned, please
>>24069816
He's not a normie, robot. He just made it, he just made it...
>>24069544
>but especially if you get late- or overnight shifts or work backroom it's steady work.
This is the position I applied for, I hate dealing with people and usually overnighters work away from the other overnighters, stocking at a different section.
>you can get temporary operating permits (or whatever they're called)
I had enough to register and insure it, but I was pulled over because me and the passenger didn't have a seatbelt on on the way to the DMV. This might sound childish, but I tossed around the idea of breaking into the impound, getting my keys from inside the building and driving through the gate. I have hopped the fence just to get one last look at it before, so I know the impound doesn't have any alarms. The inside most likely does, though, so I though about getting the keys one night and the truck another.
>No offense, but are you fresh outta highschool?
>it may seem like they were just using you or whatever, but it's also possible that it's just inconvenient to "hang out" with you right now.
I did graduate this summer (taking a free year to myself (which was a huge mistake considering I'm going out of my mind with a lack of surrogate activities)), and seeing how you guessed that right tells me that you know what you're talking about. Maybe I'm being selfish by thinking they've used me, and need to do some growing up, but overall I have learned I am happier by myself because I'm very apathetic when it comes to social situations life in general. Being young, I could grow out of this phase but it seems like this phase has been present with me my whole life.
Thanks for taking the time to respond, anon. You've given me a lot to think about. Have a drink on me.
>>24069831
Shrink mac partition to 50Gs. And never boot OSX. Apple cant purge my system if I never boot their proprietary software. The hardest part was configuring grub, it's such a bitch. So tell me anon what is your distro of choice?
>>24067020
What do you have on tap?
My mom started interrogating me about my future.
>when will you get a gf
>when will you have kids
>why don't you have friends
>why are you an oddball
I'm getting sick of this. I just scored an internship with a big company and she expects more. I can't wait until I will be able to move out in the summer.
Thanks for reading a cyborg's blog
>>24069544
>>24069588
Checked, you two having anything?
>>24069552
Depends. Was this last Friday?
Might just be that you've spent more time around them than you're used to, there also seems to be an element of smugness to Uni students, given that they're in "higher education" and ergo as part of some kind of higher class, that's all conjecture though.
I wouldn't say distance yourself from your friends, but yes if you want loyalty then get a dog; bitches have no heart.
Sorry about the delay robots, I like to savor my smokes. Time to catch up with all of you beautiful faggots.
>>24069947
I'm a fedora man myself; first distro I ever tried (my older brother introduced me to it when I was like 6, way too young to understand anything significant.)
Running fedora 21 on my laptop, 22 on my VM, and Lubuntu 15 on my shitty old computer upstairs.
I've been gradually purging all closed-source software from my life. I uninstalled flash and java a few days ago and have noticed no significant issues since; open-source substitutes do the trick.
I should really get around to learning C and Rust; I want to start contributing instead of just consuming like a common windows user.
>>24070013
Family i know this feel..i know this feel
>>24070013
>tfw parents are only bothering you with when you will get a job.
pretty nice desu
>>24070013
Time to move out seems like.
>>24069465
ahahaahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry anon, I'm fairly buzzed now, but it made me laugh because it reminds me of my own time.
>be me, couple months ago
>friend used to live across the street, HIS apartment
>moved in with gf of ~4 years
>one day she dumps him to fuck Chads at bars (to be fair, my friend is pretty Chad-y himself, but still)
>big drama, lots of hate, anyway it's irrelevant just some setup to my story
>be working in my garage one evening
>look up for a second
>see neighbor (friend's ex) hop on top of someone on her bed
>topless, presumably nice tits, can't see them too well but can't see anything to criticize
>stare for probably 1-2 full minutes
>she notices, laughs, closes the curtains
Probably one of the sleaziest-feeling moments of 2015. No biggie, though, we all hate that chick. Goddamn, my friend bought a ring for her, was gonna propose but was dumped before he could do it. Christ almighty man, college fucks women up.
Long story short, dont' worry, I doubt they care too much. I leave my window open when I change a lot, not because I'm an exhibitionist, just because I'm lazy and I figure if my neighbor's wife wants to see my skinny ass without boxers for a few seconds it's his problem, not mine.
>>24069916
Try to adjust how far and close your matches are, and change your pictures often to see which ones work. And keep in mind Tinder isn't the best place for a long term gf, but one night stands and hookups.
>>24070029
C is the greatest language known to man. Side note.
Guys I lost the password to my porn folder.
It's a 4 or 5 word sequence, words that I think are in it are under, lock, tight, lid, wraps, as well as maybe the words "a" and "and".
Barkeep, can I get a cup of coffee with two shots of vodka poured in?
Yes barkeep, get me some Feels on the rocks with a side of memes. I've got a small tale to tell.
>be me
>young normie in sophmore year
>girl at my school 7.5/10, really nice
>fast forward 3 years, dating solid
>she walks up to me one day, seems sad
>shit.jpg
"Anon....you're more like a brother to me than a boyfriend...I can't date you anymore"
>dies inside
>one month later she gets with one of my best friends and fucks him, I never even got there
Years later I still get kinda mad about this story.
And so concludes anon's sad tale. Feel free to chat with me about it. I'll be here all night.
>>24069900
Man i remember marching band. We never won any competitions but it was fun. Band was really the only thing that kept me from dropping out in my sophmore and junior years.
>>24070089
Lid lid wraps and
>>24069642
>The National
I love this band, anon. Exile's my favorite track, but it's some good stuff.
Hi barkeep.
Got a text from an aunt today, wishing me a happy bday, and wanted me to spend hours in the car to so she could make me dinner.
She missed the date by two weeks. Why do I even bother hoping...
>>24070088
C is great. I prefer C++ but I respect people who can program good C. I'm doing C++ and drinking my martini and I still compiles! You can't do C drunk.
>>24070116
Sorry anon. Were there any events that transpired while yall were dating? Or was this something random and out of the blue?
Throw me another bottle of Canadian whiskey barkeep, this one's getting kind of low.
I've been drinking the five hours since I got off work and I just seem to feel worse. Currently listening to melancholy accordion music and ruing the lack of intimacy in my miserable life. Just fuck my shit up.
>>24069610
I'm still waiting on those dubs. Keep at it.
>>24069646
Interesting! I'll make a note to buy Spiced Gold next time I need to refill on liquor.
>>24069675
I'm touched, anon. My original question still stands is if robots, even if only a few, would still accept a normie as their barkeep.
>>24069734
If only you rolled dubs. Good on you though, based anon.
>>24069801
Coming around the pass, good taste by the way.
>>24069802
Sounds badass. This one is on the house, since it sounds like quite an achievement you've got there.
>>24069851
Of course. He just has to name a drink and it's his.
>>24069872
Are you using the definition of latent that i'm thinking of? As an aside, I would say i'm the quintessential cyborg and plenty of robots already aren't big on those people. I really am touched though, maybe i'll find a grill like what you described one day.
>>24070021
Yeah it was Monday so I guess you're another Keep. Thanks for the advice, I'll keep it in mind. They're getting really involved in University junk and being pompous about being involved which I frankly don't care about. Maybe it'll go away at some point. I'm roomies with one of them but I think I'll move back home next year. Yeah I'll get a dog over a gf. It'd be less hassle and all the girls I've crushed on have let me down in some way or another. Give me whatever drink's hot tonight I guess.
>>24069767
>5,500 miles away
Another country? I can't rival those feels, friend. I thought I had it bad. Next drink's on me.
If you don't mind me asking, what country are you and what is she? As much as I want love to prevail, I would hate for a fellow robot to be sucked into one of those marriage-visa scams. She's not a Russian mail-order or a South African princess or anything, is she?
>>24069963
Name it, we've probably got it here.
>>24070089
Odd taste but coming around the pass. You're going to be having more vodka than coffee though, I hope you know that.
>>24070116
That sucks, anon. I'll get you your drink in a second, whatever you do though don't be mad, it means part of you is taking it personally.
>>24070173
Canadian whiskey, eh? I know the feels you're feeling too, enjoy the refill.
>>24070197
Yeah, I just do Fridays. I find that the bartenders who work other days are just as good though, or maybe not.
It could go away but chances are it won't. It seems rum is pretty big tonight, either spiced and straight or with coke. Either one catch your fancy or do I have carte blanche?
>>24070170
It was mostly out of the blue, yes. She said I was "protective" and sometimes "almost annoying in a brotherly way".
Little late to the party.
Currently smoking some bubble hash and watching whatever sitcoms are on tv atm.
>>24070149
C++ has way more practical use, C is what I was mostly taught in so its quite familiar to me. With C you spend alot of time "reinventing the wheel", you can certainly create more in less time in ++
>tfw im scheduled to meet up with a robot tomorrow for the first time in my 5 years of browsing r9k
Im looking forward to this, i feel like some deep spiritual connection inside of me will finally be fulfilled
>>24070149
Fedoranon here;
I was going to learn C and then move onto C++.
I want to eventually know every language involved in making linux; I guess python, ruby, and rust are things I should learn as well.
At any rate, I'm reading through my pdf of "The C Programming Language" while drinking tonight.
>>24070181
Latent in the sense of "remaining in an inactive or hidden phase" I would say cyborg-dom is merely a failed-normie with "hidden" robotics. So, 'latent' roboticism. Maybe I'm just drunk rambling but it make sense to me.I are cyborg too
>>24070319
How's the hash, anon. I miss smoke the devils grass.
My 3am diner and musician friend must have run off on me :(
>>24070291
>carte blanche
Yeah sure surprise me. It'll all work out. By the way do any of you based bartenders have actual bartending experience?
>>24070116
Also, a toast to all the betas here tonight from me.
>>24070319
rare viper meme
>>24070356
That's a classic! It belongs on the shelves next to "Catcher in the Rye", "Great Expectations" and "To Kill a Mockingbird".
>>24070291
*chugs coffka without a second thought*
Oh. Can I get another cup of coffee, this one with only one shot of vodka? I want to remember this password but I'm not not getting drunk tonight.
>>24070255
Nice dubs, that anon's next drink is on the house.
>>24070319
The night is still young and we're not even halfway to the post limit, bratan. Come on in.
>>24070342
Sounds interesting. Hopefully it goes well, anon.
>>24070371
Nope, makes perfect sense when you put it that way.
If it makes sense to you though, I trained myself to become a cyborg through lots of somewhat forced social interaction; I went from full blown robot in my younger years to being a good enough actor to pass as a normie whenever it suits me.
>>24070378
Straight rum it is. Enjoy.
>>24070439
Was that double negative intentional, bratan? I'll get you your drink while you think of an answer.
Got any vanilla coke?
Feelin pretty good tonight, just got my calc test fished, making a website for my dad's company, will get 150 out of it. Feels good mang.
>>24070255
No I met her through a penpal program, she is from south korea, I don't think she isn't trying to scam me, but I'll be sure not to give her my social security number
>>24070436
'Tis; I love how it was written back in the 90's but it still is a good book for a beginner.
I took a book on C out from my library recently and I came home and my brother left a note in it saying "dangerously wrong". That book came out in 2014.
https://hassanolity.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/the_c_programming_language_2.pdf
Here's my PDF, if you're interested; let's hope the copyrightfags don't ban me for posting it.
>>24070378
>>24070461
To answer your question, I don't know about the other keeps but i'm the only one I know that actually trips as Based Barkeep, and I have zero bartending experience, at least in the real world.
>>24070383
Cheers, anon.
>>24070466
Checked, your drink is coming around the pass. That's some good news too, anon. 150 isn't much when you break it down but that doesn't make that feel any less nice.
>>24070466
Glad to see some robots are getting cash here. Trying to scrape up enough for a gaming pc, only 1/4th of the way there. Glad you've got the feels tonight though, anon.
>>24069924
>breaking into the impound
It sounds like yo ualready know how stupid this is, but just to make sure you do, that serial number's registered. Don't steal the truck. #le-dad-face don't steal the truck, son
That story sucks hardcore, anon. Honestly I rarely wear seatbelts, it started when I was suicidal and just wanted to die if anybody hit me, then the habit just sorta stuck. Thanks for the warning, I'll buckle up more now. I didn't know they actually pulled you over for that unless they literally thought your car was filled with crack.
>happier by myself
Please, I went through a "happier by myself" phase, don't go full robot. Keep at least one or two friends, even if they're not too close. You don't want to cut all ties, after doing so myself for about a year it took many more years for me to get to the point where I could even hold a conversation with someone who wasn't my mom. If you watch Watamote, that's not an exaggeration, you'll literally become this shaking human being who can't even manage a coherent reply to "Paper or plastic?". Full isolation is a dark road.
>tfw I just started watching Watamote today because I finally got fed up of not 'getting' all the robot memes with that chick, and holy shit it hits hard
After about 3 years of slaving away to make myself into a social presence, I'm finally at the point where (a very few) people actually call me up and ask me to attend social events with them. It took that long to get out of that stage where I basically had to do anything short of blackmail to get another human to spend 30 minutes with me, much less be my friend.
I don't know man, it's stupid, life sucks and I hate it and I just wanna buy all you fucking robots a drink tonight but you all live a thousand miles away.
I feel really shitty tonight.No drink for me I am not of age yetbut that doesnt stop me. I am doing pretty bad in school and it beyond salvage so my college plan is all fucked up. I just feel like a complete retard. I mean I knew I was dumb but I am doing bad in intro courses.And I want to be a professor, so basically my dreams are broken already. I feel despair for my future and stuff.I already gave up on everything else but school but now i am failing that so, yeah not good.I already typed up a note if you are wondering how I a feeling.
sorry for blog.
>>24070013
Where are you interning anon?I am applying to internships right now.
>>24070021
>having anything
You already cracked open a Revolver for me, I'm almost at the bottom of a Steel Reserve now but any mark's Oktoberfest would go down awful nice right now. Pick for me.
>>24070510
>>24070461
Hmm alrighty then, I won't tell the normies you don't have your bartending license. Thanks for the rum. Cheers!
>>24070562
We serve non-alcoholic stuff here, anon. No need to apologize for anything though, we're all feeling some kind of feel here.
>>24070594
Let me rephrase that, are you (two) having anymore to drink*? I'll get your drink around the pass in a minute though.
>>24070603
>implying they'd care
Cheers, though.
Think we can get to the post limit tonight, robots?
>>24070488
She sounds cute. Do you have a job or any way to buy a ticket out there?
Also, out of curiosity, is she fluent in English or you in Korean? Or are you both bilingual? Relationships across languages always interest me for that reason, but it's not the kind of thing you (or I, at least) ask IRL.
>>24070461
Fake it 'till you make it sort of mentality. I understand. I've sorta always been a cyborg but I feel myself slowly accepting more and more robotic replacements for the organic. I need to get back into school so I don't loose what little organic I have.
PS sorry for slow ass reply, my keyboard is spinning around a bit. Thank god for spellcheck
