Vocaroo Thread
What better way to spend your friday night than with a bunch of similarly socially stunted shut ins? Get in here!
>>24066813
>makes vocaroo thread
>doesn't even post one
m8
>>24066813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09HiGTQhTtk
>>24066838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gr7Bpax1do
>>24066883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mgiVf6PyqV
>>24066958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N0LUy6z319
>>24067009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TPfk1l5PFD
EVERYONE POST QTS ITT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xMFEDfTSWC
>>24067085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blUv1WsQfd
>>24067126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xMFEDfTSWC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nz47rNXMLu
>>24067126
wow I remember this recording.
I post in these too much
>>24067184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bR4lvFfHNg
>>24067187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUyKec1MG3
>>24067226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBKLw29FSw
>>24067184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gFvg27pKQE
>>24067259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZNmVavB5g
>>24067259
wow I remember this from that thread yesterday too
I need to fucking kill myself.
>>24067294
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gFvg27pKQE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15tOfnS0DhT
>>24066813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcEac2n0k9
Who /NZ/ here?
>>24067342
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15tOfnS0DhT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wGTZb8PPLq
>>24066958
>>24067009
>>24067085
>>24067162
Keep going!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvNQjWpNfP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kza1MN8ENR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJqzPuIvaP
:)
>>24067459
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvNQjWpNfP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17K30frjYRW
>>24067477
Most mutt tier Australian to ever live
>>24067477
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJqzPuIvaP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S131mrPN4g
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SVUwKO6Im0
>>24067481
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SVUwKO6Im0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEOe5Tuo79
I'm really hungry but Whataburger doesn't start serving their breakfast stuff until 11:00, so I'm gonna play some songs to pass the time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PofE9ljrKG
>>24067477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17yUtXlGKIT
I recorded this earlier but the thread 404'd before I could post it.
I-I hope someone likes it...http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7Xq8pOa16
>>24067654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jjduXTLkI3
>>24067502
???
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hmToKf4PmC
>>24067767
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jjduXTLkI3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mgRUw4MiBQ
>>24067721
Could you please make me a qt ringtone or text tone? ;_;
>>24067790
Read this picture senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k1yoc6SOhP
>>24067881
What do you want it to say?
>>24067921
"i'm a dirty little slut"
>>24067921
Finger my ass
>>24067921
This post was meant for this post
>>24067790s..sorry mystery
>>24067921
Put your tongue into my asshole and let me take a shit on your face
>>24067934
T H I S
H
I
Sdesu
>>24067934
>>24067943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xYeSXwEsyy
>>24067921
Text tone: Anon/ said a bit excited
Ringtone: Anon please pick up/ said sweetly
>>24067934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZbDi2czYd2
>>24067987
yes i would talk to my mother that way
>>24066813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JGhAjRV9DS
>>24067972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YfM34cCpbX
>>24068004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07OfLOy9p1P
>>24068004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pjf0ljKLEC
>>24067721
K that just ruined my night because I'm about 99% sure my erelationship is falling apart and just thinking about the good times... Fuck...
>>24068040
i laffed senpai
>>24067812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M51W85BAfO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07lwKuFm6ir
>>24068085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0koM4pUx2A2
This one was pretty good, just tootin' my own horn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eQJPwnHysW
>>24068045
LOL I don't know why I found that funny. I think the picture sold it.
>>24067987
>>24068058
>>24068117
Can you say "I'm a dirty little slut who likes to be abused by daddy"?
>>24067883
>>24067969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03dOCailXh0
>>24068101
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M51W85BAfO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T9YwziS8Li
>>24068157
That is disgusting, no.
>>24068163
>>24068117
Can one of you qts say "its lit!"
>>24068208
>women/traps having a sense of humility
>>24068208
Can you say "I'm daddys little whore, tee hee"
>>24068117
can you say "the subtle shuttle befuddled my cuddle wuddle luddle schmuddle"
>>24068157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zF7Xy2BKj1
>>24068117
Way to tug at the strings, anon-ette. Just enough punch to make sitting here absolutely agonizing. Fuck this I'm out.
>>24068238
I got you senpai :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zga24kCSgG
>>24068208
can you say "how bout I come over tonight and give you the ole lickaroo?"
>>24068208
say "goo goo" :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vFxWSynMul
>>24068208
Can you admit "I love to be abused by older men while I wear diapers."?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONexxAYzJ4
>>24068235
>trap
I'm not a tranny
>>24068245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EFUQQx5HYU
>>24068329
i doubt you'll be able to prove it
>>24068329
Tits with timestamp
>>24068328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CbuAm9YKxr
>>24068372
This isn't /b/, it's a few boards over
>>24068290
I got this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rftuYUKmHd
>>24066982
Why are you in every Vocaroo thread. Then again you could just be one of the thousands of other Australian shit posters.
>>24068407
This isn't /soc/ either, faggot.
can someone say happy birthday? my family didn't even remember
Can anybody say "Lek is a cool guy?" :) :) ;) :)
Noob guitarfag here
>>24067721
can you say "i miss stgggs"
please
it hurts
>>24068454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wl0UuGPlqg
>>24068439
This is /r9k/ and this is practically the only human interaction we get, you normie faggot
>>24068446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s154NBYEGZMX
>>24068446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Uc7KavjFM
>>24068465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dzyd2Rs4h
Hi, senpais.
I sang for you.I actually posted this before but the thread died seemingly instantaneously after me posting it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jhg7htKrOX
>>24068446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsxURIw3po
>>24068486
thanks famicomxxxxxxxxx
>>24068521
>>24068489
>>24068488
thanks guys, cheered me up more than you know
>>24068536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0APLpMyShc5
>>24068513
now sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo
>>24068446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AlrbX2F7zy
Someone give me a text passage to read out loud.
I've been told I have an Aussie/New Zealand accent and it bothers the shit out me.
>>24068584
wow, i wish i could be lek because lek is a really awesome dude. lek is like a totally rad man. one day i wish i could be as neat as lek. you could even say that lek is a cool guy.
wrote this a few days ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNRzR1whXg
>>24068584
Read a few lines from this.
http://www.bartleby.com/101/549.html
>>24068628
can you sing this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1446851948081.webm
>>24068632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aZphsXkIlS
What do you think?
>>24068687
Okay now do it without the ashtray in your throat
can some really nice lady say "stgggs is my role model"?
that'd be cute
>>24068605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhhIYLydqQ
I REALLY shouldn't have listened to the recording myself. I sound like a fucking faggot, fuck this world.
>>24068777
fugg off stgggs
>>24068777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zWoJBXRMqJ
got u m8
I tried reading something called "Morning Interlude" but it was horrible and skanky and I quit halfway through. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRqsYj9AbO
>>24068669
no
that song is about me kind of wanting to die, i aint no normie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hjYP70za9w
Please comment on my autistic singing skills.
>>24068905
absolutely haram. needs more auto tune
can a girl yell at me on vocaroo
>>24067987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xYeSXwEsyy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xKinIYsmbA
>>24068969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nFfkxtmqkA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s188H1kPWnod
>>24069016
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nFfkxtmqkA
pls marry me
>>24068446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gq9kFo4cvP
>>24069021
this is my favorite so far, keep up the good work senpai
>>24069016
I'm fully erect.
>>24068525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iRbjmnAjjB
Dear irishfag, give me your best American accent
>>24069016
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nFfkxtmqkA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s168JxgduSEh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rhTdCcolI5
>>24069016
attention whoring bitch
>>24069082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cSE29CQ8L9
>>24069034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mJrs7ykFhN
>>24069094
you can't be serious
>>24069121
BE MEAN TO THIS ANON MEANFEMANON
>>24069128
Not impressive, but good enough
>>24069130
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mJrs7ykFhN
too far
too fucking far
(more)
>>24069130
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s168JxgduSEh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YaOcIZXfnJ
>>24069128
>burgers and gun
My sides are in a low orbit around mars
>>24069130
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mJrs7ykFhN
why does this turn me on
god i hate myself
>>24069160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tb6XKhYO1V
>>24069242
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tb6XKhYO1V
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pe8axm5SIS
>>24069242
pls no stop i can't take it anymore
>>24069208
it's okay, i wish someone would bully me desu (>>24069262 not this guy though, he sounds fat)
>>24069279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WOy7To06JK
>>24069305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WOy7To06JK
POTATOED
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>24069275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxD0JNbQYe
>>24069305
you sound like you fuck animals
>>24069279
Don't be mean to irishfag, you whore
>>24069323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ho20lkgFxq
>>24069242
Rhinoplasty. That nose of yours is making it hard for me to get hard to your voice. "holp"
>>24069340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y6xYRAxkiI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5YITLOBzX
I AM THE ROBOT.
ALL NORMIES LEAVE.
LEAVE OR BE ANNIHILATED!
>>24069399
nah m8, it's my eastern canadian accent plus years of not speaking english out loud.
Someone post a REEEEEEEEE vocaroo
NOW NOW NOW!!!
>>24069400
Why are you so mean to me? I just wanted to make an anon h-happy with my bullying
>>24069400
is that you, Spain Judo bro?
>>24069463
Nope, sorry
>>24069462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13aUmvbd5mA
>>24069456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkybXbRIQy
I put my heart and soul into this
Expecting requests.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fYFHq4YKjb
>>24069340
;_; brutal.
how about a good night audio. Something along the lines of you whispering and telling me to go to sleep?
>>24069486
You're an attention whore too.
>>24069456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wY5hqs41Qp
i cant do it for a long time, sorry
>>24069496
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkybXbRIQy
lol so emotional
>>24069502
Got you covered, Anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18MezNp82KI
>>24069502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hA7NtB0VRE
>>24069498Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift?
Please, Anon.
>>24069496
Why are you here hugh jackman?
>>24069529
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wY5hqs41Qp
Flawless :D
Omg perfect lol thanks
>>24069440
Meh, being a Canadian myself and knowing a few French Canadians I can honestly say (from my experience) that kind of accent only occurs with shitskins, downies or chicks with coat hangers.
>>24069508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MvHQw5MfMP
>>24069340
can you keep being mean to me
also can you spit at me
>>24069570
Can I have a vocaroo in return?
I want you to say mystery.jpg is an attention whore
>>24069581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FJIFj47qcW
>>24069340
WOAH what the wow
>>24069636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FJIFj47qcW
>>24069643
I could never insult someone who sounds like a girl!!!!
IF IT IS A REAL GIRL I COULD NEVER INSULT THEM LOL :D
>>24069625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ploZ9tSR2R
>>24069672
well fuck you
>>24069636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZUgE7oGHe
>>24069643
Shouldn't of made me remember the good ol' times with my ewhore you succubi skank.
>>24069694
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ploZ9tSR2R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g8Fur1FwOz
>>24069723
Sorry anon, I was just trying to help
>>24069696
thanks senpai, i appreciate the gesture
>>24069694
I was talking to you last night but then you didn't respond to my email desu.
>>24069694
Can you say some stuff in Russian? I'm interested in how you sound.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0REjGlvxryo
>>24069735
Well as long as you're sorry.
>>24069733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fe9nuMlE1k
>>24069749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJbVOlgGn8
>>24069695
:( I failed you senpai
>>24069791
don't call me that
>>24069788
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fe9nuMlE1k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syHznVBUD9
>>24069860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0E0SQn5rQ
>>24069956
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0E0SQn5rQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILhD0vDGYf
>>24068628
best post in this thread gets ignored because an attention whoring roastie derailed the thread.
>>24070047
holy shit haha you're so new. you're aware this board hates women, right?
>>24070095
>/soc/ tier normalfag with a talent who is probably swimming in staceypuss gets ignored
hmm i wonder why, kek
>>24069551I tried, anon.
>>24068669
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>24070105
Then why is it that whenever a woman is present, a good portion of the board is trying to talk to them in ways that they wouldn't with other actual robots?
Of course women recieve hate here, but it is not nearly as bad as you make it out to be, because despite the fact that they say they hate women, these thirsty orbiters will still do there best to try and get attention from women.
Just look at the number of anons in this thread asking you for requests for christs sake
>>24069788
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJbVOlgGn8
What did you say in Russian?
Can you do another Russian audio and say that you love me and want to be my fuck buddy in Russian :)
>>24070165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OfpXJeT0JB
>>24070187
>you're a very nice good looking boy, and I love you very much
sometin' like that
>>24070137
>when women get brainwashed by /r9k/
>>24070187
I can't remember, you're cute and pretty and I love you or something. And no.
>>24070192
this is perfect desu
>>24070177
This but throwtraps in there as well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LGdojOz6fY
>>24070105
forgive the end im not of pure mind
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bQ6VG6r5oi
>>24067126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xMFEDfTSWC
you're back :D
>>24070137
see >>24068902
being able to do something that millions of other more socially equipped people can do doesn't make me not a robot.
>>24070192
>>24070165
I appreciate the effort. Thank you so much.
>>24070286
It's okay senpai, just speak from your heart
Willing to say anything in my language. Make requests in english and I'll translate them over. Anything goes.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E25PxhwzyT
>>24070294
Are you retarded? Who in this thread is defending me, kek. Even I'm not defending me. Can you stop sperging pls, your voice is too cute and it is making me feel bad.
>>24070367
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E25PxhwzyT
REMOVE KEBAB
>>24070367
Can I get a "Don't fuck with me kid or I'll beat the living daylights out of you" roughly translated to your language's equivalent please?
mystery is an attention whore
>>24070370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HYlymQKh5
>>24070424
I love this. Thank you
>>24070424
Do you have an actual pic of this attention whore?
>>24070484
if i did i would put it on the gif
>>24070424
This is some old fanart from probably 2012, probably before you were browsing this board, starring yours truly.
>>24070531
You probably could've worded that better, what with there actually being a trip named yours truly.
>>24070531
So you admit that youre nothing but an attention whore?
After all the arguing between you and irishfag?
>>24070559
Shit.
Here is another one of mystery.jpg, the good old days :)
>>24070569
Connoisseur of art desu.
>>24070484
pulled from her normiebook
>>24070580
How long has it been since you've posted your picture with your trip on?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tKPmKWIXdu
>>24070608
ayy lmao
famm to be honestfam JUST
>>24070613
Never, seven years and never desu. More than eeyroe/samson/etc can say
>>24070614
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tKPmKWIXdu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0leKnneeOyh
>>24070614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07umssfNYd4
>>24070640
That doesn't make you not an attention whore
>>24070640
Really? I find that hard to believe. I know I've seen pictures of you posted without a trip on.
>>24070685
No, it makes me definitely uglier than either of them tho
>>24070703
How do you know that?
>>24070384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TBejcCvXW
>>24070421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vM3qGXJklN
More requests? Preferably something to with western culture since turning western names into something that fits in with the language can turnout quiet nice.
>>24070721
You can't be that ugly senpai
let us see some pics
>>24070721
Becauseyou've sent me pictures before
>>24070740
someone posted my picture here twice a couple weeks ago, that's about it. (i know who it was)
i used to post in rate me threads but they aren't allowed anymore
but never with my trip on
>>24070740
>>24070739
>>24070721
>>24070703
>>24070685
>>24070640
>talking via text in a vocaroo thread
leave pls
>>24070761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bxJTd4BlWA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7OSyI9mzK
>>24070796
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7OSyI9mzK
beautiful, absolutely beautiful
Say "jim, would you like to go to the burger range to shoot some freedoms?"
pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7snaDOKMC
I have a shitty voice but I like reading books out loud.
>>24070857
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7snaDOKMC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZdMVHKsj3
>>24070833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZgiE8yMJEq
>>24070880
Not really anon, I inhale a lot while talking and its hard for me to talk for an extended amount of time so it comes out weird. I'm not fishing for compliments about something as silly as a voice.
>>24070761
Matches when I saw them last desu senpai.Back to orbiting. Goodnight my love~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gKGn0N3Xun
>>24070857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xzeSgJVtT6
>>24070955
Keep reading, your voice is kinda cute
Afraid of listening to one of these and not being able to distinguish between a real woman and a trap
>>24066813
ive been meaning to do this for a whole month
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r357lhqTnm
>>24071048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UjMbgqcOJe
>>24070992
Tideland by Mitch Cullin
>>24071007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajveH6LO0q
>>24071113
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UjMbgqcOJe
be my gf please
>>24071113
mind saying this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lE1kPscfx
>>24071193
I couldn't even understand what you said.
>>24071222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfcNlWmqpQ
>>24071222
that's the point.
here's how it should go:
"Anon, napravi tarator ui banica"
Can someone sing some Sufjan Stevens to me.
What are we
/soc/ now?
Also pls gimme something to say
>>24071249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AEQtbAm9bu
>>24071310
>>24071193
do these friend
>>24071353
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AEQtbAm9bu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVFvkBSHcd
mit liebe
>>24071249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLFJ0n5BAS
Page three and voice cracking.
I've been mistaken many times on the phone for my brothers
Is my voice really that non-feminine?
Also I just woke up pls don't hate too much
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iscJAcok7a
>>24071388
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVFvkBSHcd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uterh68dT2
GERMANY YES
