How can I get a qt gf?
>>24066682
Leave r9k.
>>24066682
Stop listening to /r9k/.
Asking /r9k/ for dating advice is like asking a drug dealer how to overcome your heroin addiction.
>>24067017
who do I listen to then?
>>24066682
This is one of the most unflattering pictures of Rose. :(
get her drunk and grab her ass. repeat until one responds well
how old is Rose now?
>>24067046
Nobody it'll either happen or it won't. Happiness is based entirely on chance
>>24067077
30-1
>>24067073
>qt
Girls who like this kind of interaction usually are trashy and ugly
>gf
This girl is only in it for one night stands, try to make her your gf at your own peril
>>24067044
when Ive asked normie boards/forums/subreddits I more or less just get be yourself
redpill fags even though the communities cringey as fuck gave the most logical advice
keep improving yourself until you are desirable.
Actually talk to women. It will probably take multiple attempts. Don't be that guy who asked out 500 on one campus and got banned from the night club before having been there.
>>24067183
I dont really cold approach heaps of girls like that
But Ive gotten involved on campus in a few social clubs
When I try talk to girls two things happen
I get Blown off straight away or things go well i get their numbers but after chatting for a few weeks when i try take things further they more or less friendzone me
I'm not sure what I am doing wrong
I dress well
Good hygiene
I like to think I'm well spoken and can hold a conversation
Im 5'7 (this probably it as sad it as it)
>>24067297
>few weeks
You move too slow.
Step 1: Don't
>>24066682
1. Find a qt
2. Whack her over the head with a club
3. Bring her back to your mancave
>>24067399
?
please eloborate
>>24067399
This, react quickly man. Don't wait weeks because they will friendzone you to death if you don't take action quick to let them know you're interested.
>wanting whores
just go gay guys
>blue hair
>qt
pick one and only one
>>24067554
shes an exception to the rule
>>24066682
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Pretty easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>24067576
>she
Anon...
>>24067554
You're missing out on consensual kink. More for me then. :DDD
I really miss rose, now she's 29 years old
please comeback rose
>>24067655
>tfw you will never fuck early 20s rose
>>24067620
I love this pasta.
>>24067620
Heres your reply, you can go now
>>24067620
This meme pasta but its true
You wont get a 6+/10 gf unless you have most of those things
Good intentions and genuine love dont mean shit if women dont think you have value
Is this her current picture?
>>24067900
wait, does he have cancer?
>>24066682
Normie here from /pol/
Get off this website all together
>>24066682
limit internet use to 1-3 hours a week maximum
>>24068326
kek
that post tho
>>24067880
Wasn't this from when she was at Sussex uni? If that's the case then she was about 18-19
Pic related Rose on the seafront
>>24067554
Zoe is a qt, isn't she.
>>24068336
>/pol/
>normal
You're worse than a robot
>>24066682
GIRLFREND is not the problem.
it never was,
think farther
>>24068627
this, desu senpai
gf is more of a sidegrade than an upgrade. But it's nice having someone to do things with.
>>24066682
You don't /thread
>>24067554
>tfw I find unnatural hair colours attractive
>>24067620
>Girls don't ask for much you know.
>>Be attractive
>Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>>Be rich
>The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>>Social status
>Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>>Nice car
>All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>>Be tall
>HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
>Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>>have big dick
>Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
