>2 years ago
>start dating real qt 7.5/10 easy
>date for 2 months, she wants to introduce me to her friends
>go to their party
>have a great time, but all her friends are calling me MP
>my intials aren't MP
>ask gf about it, she says its a nickname she has for me with her friends
>it means Mr Perfect
>feels good man
>have a great time at party, everyone calling me MP by end of night
>head to gfs house after party
>she goes to bathroom, I see her phone light up with text from friend
>friend says "omg micropeen is so cute...it's a shame about his, you know, micropeen LOL"
>apparently MP stands for micropeen.
>date her for 9 more months
>cant let her know that I know what MP means
>get called MP all the time by her friends, even she starts calling me MP
>die a little inside every time I hear it
Moot is that you?
>>24064301
this story actually started out really cute and then that switch to the truth was sad as fuck.
>micropeen
kek
MP = Moot Poole it all makes sense now
>>24064301
Well she stayed for at least nine months despite it. Thats something at least.
>>24064405
The end was sad too, because after 11 months dating her I found out she gave a random guy a blowjob on a beach at a bonfire. i found this out because one of her friends who was nice to me(and called me by my real name, not MP) sent me a pic of her doing the deed
>>24064468
Do you have a MP? Or was she just being a cunt?
>>24064301
desu senpai get one of those black strap-ons for you're dick
>>24064550
see attached picture.
it's about 3.5" hard. i've never been diagnosed with a micropenis, but i do realize that its a little smaller than average.
>>24064468
sending a photo of your gf giving a other guy a blowjob doesnt seem very nice
>>24064741
no, it's probably the nicest thing you can do. better than not telling them, and with proof from the photo
sure it's rather blunt but i'd rather know than not know
>>24064741
she only sent it after i said I didn't believe what she was saying. Im happy she did though DESU because I broke up with her the next day
>>24064301
In all fairness to you, well done. I don't have a small dick but I have other aesthetic features that hold me back from dating because I'm self conscious about them I can't imagine how difficult it would be to put yourself out there and date with a small penis. Well done OP, if it was me I'd have strangled that cunt.
Would you rather be ugly with a normal sized dick?
there's no way this is real
>>24064468
Let's see the pic, how could she not notice someone taking a pic?
>>24064946
Because her face was in his dick. Also, she was drunk and didn't give AF. I confronted her the next day and she admitted to it, but thought it wasn't too bad because she was "just messing around"
Blurred out the dude because he has a lot of unique tats, and as far as I'm concerned, he didn't do anything wrong.
>>24064829
I'll stick with what I got. By the time girls find out whats in my pants, they're usually already set on going through with it
>>24065125
That looks pretty uncomfortable
>>24064733
Consider talking to your doc about surgery.
>>24065198
prob not. unless the surgery was 100% chance of no complications.
i dont mind having a small dick. it's just the girls i'm with some times mind. i'd rather havea small dick that works and gives me pleasure than something mangled
>>24065220
that's what it's all about
in a world where beating and raping women isn't legal, it's good to just dismiss their opinions
Dude use your tongue more.
>>24065125
>just messing around
The fact you haven't dumped her means you're beta
>>24065263
that doesn't make any sense. why would i get surgery for a hypothetical woman whose preferences I don't even know?
>>24065312
learn to read. I dumped her pretty much the next time I saw her.
>>24065312
But he did
>>24065344
And he gave you kudos for that
>>24064301
Thanks for the fap OP.
Your cock is delicious.
>>24065125
I wouldn't say anything beyond "you're dead to me" and then completely cut her out of my life. That's some fucked up shit right there.
>>24064733
Just click on the ads on porn sites that'll help you out
>>24065125
>Gives a dude a blowjob
>"I was just messing around :^)"
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there OP, be glad her friend had enough respect for you to tell you what happened.
>>24065431
Thanks bro. Too bad for me it seems like gay guys care less about cock size than women
>>24065444
That's basically what I did. It was funny to watch her go from happy and care free, to pleading, to angry bitch over the course of like 10 minutes. She definitely slammed on my dick at that point but luckily I had developed a coat of armor about it after having been called MP for the past 9 months. Among other things, she told me the real meaning of the name, but I pretended like she was just making shit up because she was angry. That made her angrier
>>24065484
You haven't considered getting surgery? How much would it cost? I would get surgery 100% if that was my dick bro
>>24065484
Consider losing some weight.
>>24065573
I don't know, but I'm sure I can afford it(i make well into 6 figures). It isn't about the cost though, it's about the chances that something will get fucked up and my dick will lose feeling or ability to get hard or something along those lines. surgery isn't foolproof, things go wrong, and like I said i'd rather stick with what I got than roll the dice for an inch more
>>24065569
What about that nice chick who told you about your bitch gf and didn't call you mp? I suppose she told you because she thought you deserved the truth. Is she free/hot?
i'm sorry this happened to you, nobody deserves to be treated like this by their lover.
real deal though you have an itty bitty benis, and you should date really small girls if you want to continue on with females.
>>24065598
I'm 6'1, 200 lbs and pretty fit(play sports and squat/dl/bench/power clean/etc) - it's just a shitty angle with horrible lighting.
>>24064468
>still dating her
You are weak and disgust me
>>24065642
The girl in question was like 5'2" - smallest girl I've dated. i haven't found any correlation
girl with the tightest pussy i've had was 5'9", but she was also a virgin when i broke her in
>>24065658
>>24064778
Disregard that sorry. Good job man
>>24065638
I wasn't interested in her(not that great looking). we are still friendly though.
>>24065658
second person to not read, he did.
>>24065569
Well handled anon. You did the right thing, and she offed herself as a terrible creature.
>>24065698
at least she has a nice personality. why not try to fuck her?
>>24065769
Because I have better options? it's not like shes the only girl I know, or the only nice girl i know
>>24065825
fair enough. let's see an erect pic.
Keep up the self respect and dont do surgery. Give a lot of head to your next woman to compensate.
>tfw one of my closest friends is known for having a tiny dick
>has a good job, pretty handsome, though kind of a beta
>managed to find a woman who loves him a lot
>they're married now and when i see them at parties she is very affectionate with him (clinging to his arm and such)
>she's a pretty girl, in good shape, smart and also has a good job
i am just telling you guys this story so you don't feel so miserable and think your penis is the end of everything. my friend is pretty annoying sometimes but still managed to get a girl who is totally gaga over him.
>>24065940
you're a wonderful person
>>24065901
for some reason i feel like i have enough skin for a normal sized dick(my foreskin can cover my head completely when hard, not sure if thats normal or not), but when going through puberty my dick was like nah bro 3 inches is good enough
>>24064301
stand up for yourself faggot
and ram that micropeen through her eye socket and into her microbrain
>>24066072
>my foreskin can cover my head completely when hard, not sure if thats normal or not
That's normal. I can do that with my 7 incher.
>>24064301
I only have one testicle and if a grill is blowing my i'm not shy about ordering her to open her mouth, dropping the lone ball in, and instructing her to suck gently
get over it. grills really don't care.
>>24066112
I'd rather have a normal-sized dick and one ball than a baby dick and two balls. Your situation sounds much more bearable than OP's.
>>24066112
>telling OP girls don't really care
>his GF has cheated on him, calls him by a nickname that literally means micro penis, a long with her female friends
Seriously, one ball aint shit. If you were that bothered you could just get a prosthetic, what the fuck can OP do about his dick? that ball has no bearing in the mechanical action of sex anyway. That's like a really hot girl only having one ear, who gives a fuck when she has a really nice tight vagina and ass, ya get me m8.
Imagine if this was reversed and you called your girlfriend LT (little tits) and made her think it stood for Lovely Toes, then you got everyone to call her it, made fun behind her about about it with your friends, then you get some random bitch to suck your dick on the beach.
Too bad you happened to find and get close to such a SHITTY fucking human being. Good luck on the next gf, that was just really bad luck.
>>24064320
lol'd irl
Mad respect for OP. I wouldn't be able live with what you have to deal with
what the fuck man
where's your dignity?
she's probably cheating/already cheated on you btw.
borderline micropenis here BTW F A M
>>24066144
From the looks of >>24066072 I'm not even sure OP has any balls at all. none of his pictures include anything which even looks close to a scrotum with testicles. am i the only one seeing this?
>>24066255
>Lovely toes
>>24066316
seriously his scrotum looks like an empty flap of skin. it would make sense why his dick didn't grow if he has 0 testosterone.
OP, u got ballz?
>>24064301
Solution: Give up on females and go your own way.
>>24066072
mad respect for you mate, i'm 5.5x4.5 and i'm so fucking terrified and ashamed of it i don't what to do.
>>24065312
Other fools replying to this, he is right, this faggot is beta for staying with a girl for 9 months while she calls him micropenis AND gets friends to do it too. As soon as I would of found out she'd be done.
>>24064778
Why didn't you break up with her as soon as they called you MP? She thought you were some kind of joke to give you a nickname. And discussing your relationship with her friends? Fuck that shit. Fuck cunts and their friends.
It's a fucking tragedy to raise a micro penis boy into a man. They should have had their balls removed before puberty and given female hormones to become cute traps instead of being men with tiny dicks.
>>24066544
take a look at OPs pics..he may have had his balls removed for all we know.
>>24066544
I'm not sure it is appropriate to call an adult male with a 2.5" appendage a 'man'.
>>24066500
I mean as soon as her friends started calling you that. And then: Mr Perfect. She's soothing your ego or seriously neurotic. Was there anything that made you think that she was that into you? Probably not. Even that you have to ask what something means is a red flag. It puts you outside the group. If they really respected you, they wouldn't use an acronym you couldn't possibly get.
>>24066072
Damn son... My dick is like three times bigger and yet I'm scared to even show it to a girl, that's why I'm a KV had many occasion to fuck but not pleasuring the girl I fuck is terrifying me.
Don't listen to the people that say you are a beta, at least you got a gf and fucked her.
I reverse image searched OPs images to make sure he was legit(it appears so), and funnily enough some of the visually similar images retrurned were of peoples fingers and thumbs.Google is cold blooded
>>24066619
But that's pointless without the female hormones. He'd just be a eunich.
If he has good facial symmetry, then he would have been halfway there to being a cute trap.
By starting the transition before male puberty begins he would have been shorter, thus closer to average female height, and had wider hips and bigger tits, and a feminine voice.
>>24064301
We should call every OP, "MP" from now on.
>>24064468
you should have killed her, her asshole friends and then off yourself, anything less than that and you are a spineless slime of a humanoid
>>24066714
Google bringing the bantz
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF HE HAS A SMALL DICK, THAT GIRL WAS A BITCH AND OP HAD HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS.
>>24066745
Haha yeah bro, let's start an EPIC meme!!!
OP, honest question - did your dick ever grow in puberty?
it literally looks like a childs penis no offense.
>>24065825
Holy fucking shit get the FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE MICROPEEN BITCH.
>>24065668
>3.5"
>broke her in
>>24064301
my dick looks like that flaccid, i have about 2-3 inches covered in pubic fat
OP you are a god. You must have some huge figurative balls to go out with someone. Faggots here apparently have 8 inchers but still cant get girls. I feel your pain
>>24064301
>tfw 9x6
>tfw not normie
https://youtu.be/2zCqxROvSmE?t=1m41s
>>24070135
>I have a dick in the .0001 percentile
>b-b-but I don't have a camera, I have never taken a picture of it and you're a fag for asking for a timestamp
>>24070287
I'm planning on showing proof soon m8
>>24066112
What does it mean to have one normal (right) and one stationary below the shaft (left)?
>>24064301
so umm...how was the sex?
>>24065484
>gay guys care less about cock size than women
this is so untrue gay guys are biggest size queens
t. Bi size queen
>>24070393
this desu
>tfw 27 year old kv with a 7.5 incher
>literally don't know how to talk to normies especially women
god speed you op. you're a filthy fucking normie, but I commend you for not letting your micropeen hold you back.
>>24064457
That's cos after 9 months of fucking Chad on the side Chad left.
>>24065471
BEWARE OF THE PENIS PILL PIRATES
BEWARE OF THE PENIS PILL PIRATES
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>>24070318
>half an hour later
>>24070847
bruh
i'm not in the mood for it right now
as a trip with a confirmed 9 in peen it'll cause ripples on the memes etc just be patient
>>24070777
These trips seem to share the truth I'd follow his advice
>>24065125
Your peace about this is fucking sick
>>24070884
>implying anyone actually keeps track of those codes
Hey guys, I suck cocks!
