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I just turned 21 /r9k/, what should a robot buy at the liquor store?
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I just turned 21 /r9k/, what should a robot buy at the liquor store?
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>>24063930
Are you new to drinking? If so, Heineken is a good starter beer, not too dark or too light. Call me a fag, but I do love me some champagne and wine. Mead is great, too, try that some time. I don't like vodka and can only really tolerate the harder shit.
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>>24063930
Bourbon.
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>>24063930
Mountain Dew
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>amerikeks have to wait 21 years to drink
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>>24063930
You're 21man, it's point of no return, go with a hooker and lose your virginity before its too late
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>>24064033
Is heineken expensive in america I imagine it being as some high class European export

I think the APA (american pale ale) scene is actually pretty good right now
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buy a gun and do what you must
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>uying liqour when you hit 21

fucking normie scum
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>>24064119
No, not really. Pale Ale is ok at times, I guess. Where are you from?
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>>24063930

Follow your instincts.
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>>24064160
This. Kill them all OP
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>>24064061
>tfw yurops post about us in everythread
>a good portion of their lives have been wasted thinking about us
Who mischief here?
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Actually OP if youre in USA you can now buy a handgun

You know what to do
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just buy some decent vodka, you can mix it with anything.
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>>24063930
Get some rum and coke.
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The cheapest vodka. You're gonna puke it anyways.
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>>24064393
I used to think rum and coke referred to cocaine because I didn't know grown-ups drank soda.
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>>24063930
Buy a glock and rob the store
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>>24064217
the UK, we have really started getting american pale ales over here now
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depends on if you've had anything to drink prior to 21, or if you've still got a fresh liver and no acquired tastes.

For my 21st I went with irish whiskey. It goes down a little easier than regular whiskey for the uninitiated imo senpai.
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Scotch/whiskey is the patrician answer. Anything less is a drink for a woman.
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>>24065906
>>24064038
Bourbon as well actually.
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