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>tfw just fapped for the first time in my life Holy shit
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>tfw just fapped for the first time in my life

Holy shit i blew a huge load this feels amazing.

Why do we need women again?
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>>24063585
How did you not know about it?
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>>24063585
I wanked for the first time a few months ago. First time feels pure what the fuck amazing, but it loses it's edge after a while.
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I still haven't
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What age did you start fapping /r9k/? I was almost 17 when I blew my first load.
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What the fuck is wrong with you I've been fapping since 11
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>>24065532
More like what the fuck is wrong with you
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?? WHAT? I had been blowing 5 loads a day at age 12, how old are you fgts?
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>>24063585
stop now while you still can. Seriously stop. Your life will go to hell.
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>>24063585

Babies
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>>24065505
I was like 15 when I first started.

That was after I had 2 wet dreams. One day I went to the bathroom and my hand literally uncontrollably was on my dick stroking it. It was the biggest and best orgasm I will ever have.

I wish i blew that load in a girl's mouth
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>>24065588
>had been blowing 5 loads a day at age 12,
well that explains why you're here kek
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I started late as well. I think I was 18 or something. I did get boners often and creamed my pants while sleeping every other day, but I just didn't know how to fap, or more precisely, while I did know you had to make an up and down movement, with phimosis I wasn't sure about speed and the proper movement, and also how much time I should've put into it before something happened.
Eventually during a night I finally managed to figure it out and cum on myself. I still remember it quite vividly.
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>>24063585
I remember my first nut
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Nice, OP

In all reality you probably want to save porn for special occassions so that you don't condition yourself, also IMO the mind is a much better tool

There's this girl in my art class who had this tight mr skeltal bodysuit for halloween, and holy shit the curves were too real. Fap to real shit, it's great. Porn is overrated.
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>>24065609

this.

i wish i never discovered fapping

i didn't start fapping til i was 19 and i had sex before i even fapped
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>>24063585
>>24065505
>>24065702
>>24065859
Jesus, I started at 10. You guys are late to the party
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hahaha what the fuck is wrong with you people

you are supposed to start at like 7 years old or so
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>>24065702
>That was after I had 2 wet dreams
Guy you replied to, I too had a wet dream the night before my first fap. Is this a common thing with people?
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I have literally never fapped or even had cum come out of my body. No wet dreams, nothing. Is there something wrong with me?
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>>24065873
Rookie I started at 5 I didn't even knew what I was doing,I fapped with toys
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>>24065888

dumb ass.

i used to rub my pee pee and get hard since 4 years old (high t level male here) but i could never cum. hell i couldn't cum from sex until i had done it at least a couple dozen times.

>>24065931

well all i know is that fapping and sex hurt a lot at first then i got used to it then it felt ok then one day i blew my load and sex got better from that point.
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>>24065931
How old are you? Have you ever tried just vigorously stroking your dick and seeing what happens?
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Will the semen on my hands go away after a while?

It's sticky
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>>24063585

who else never had a wet dream in their life?

Once when I was 10 years old sitting in class during 5th grade I started rubbing my thighs together really tightly because I was nervously taking a test and BOOM had my first orgasm (no cum tho).

Had literally no idea what caused this amazing sensation and it took me 2 whole years to realize what had occurred.

As soon as I discovered how to fap I haven't gone more than a day or two without doing it, so no wet dreams.
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>>24066107
>semen in hands
>not fapping into a tube-folded piece of toilet paper for easy, fast and clean disposal
plen
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>>24065873
I'm a very late bloomer and I started doing it at about 12, with no idea what I was actually doing. I hadn't really hit puberty yet so I was shooting blanks, but it felt pre gud.
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>>24063585
It seems completely unbelievable to me that you would know the word "fap" before having ever done it.
>Can you realize the implications ?
>Were you born without arm and recently got the money to get bionics ?
>Don't worry, the doctors knew...
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>>24066185
Do people really have wet dreams? I always thought it was a joke or something. Are they actually common? I'm 26 and never had one
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wtf this thread....

i started when I was like 10.
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>>24066246
I just had never fapped before

today I just watched some anal porn on xvideos, got hard, fapped to it and here we are.
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>>24065859
I think you might actually be retarded in the literal sense of the word.
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What is jelquing?
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>>24065505
same
my first time i honestly had no idea that i was doing so...
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How'd everyone get started? Me and Urban Dictionary, seventh grade. I had no idea what sex was until then.
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>>24066279
Yeah they do, it's kind of embarrassing that I figured out what those crusted white marks on my underwear were so late since my mom was the one who put them in the washing machine.
I vividly remember waking up with my dick all wet and dipping in cum, but I never made 2+2 and I didn't care.

It should definitely stop happening if you masturbate regularly though, I didn't start until 18 and after that it never happened again.
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>>24065505
I think i was 13 or 14
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I don't even know how to get myself off as a grill. What do I do without a vibrator? Putting my finger in my vag literally does nothing. I don't even know where my clit is.

you guys must watch a lot of porn, help me
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>>24066564
Same here bro
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>>24066627
Put a cucumber into your ass. Also now you know how hard it will be for guys to please you.
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>>24065505
Like 6/7
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>cumming doesnt feel good anymore
>like literally no sensation at all, just instant regret
Is my dick broke? Am I somehow fapping wrong? I don't even jack it that much. Please help, fapping is all I have.
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>>24066246

Spot a troll/fake perhaps
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HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK DOES ONE LIVE 15-18 YRS WITHOUT TUGGING ON THEMSELVES?

>started fucking pillows at 6-7
>upgraded to stuffed animals at 8-9
>would let neighbor kid handle me at 9 as well
>started getting creative around 10-11, trying to create a new feel by fucking food from the fridge, toys with smooth surfaces, and good old pillows
>finally cum for the first time in the shower jaggin it with liquid soap at 12. the soap burned my urethra while cumming.

24 now and am sure to get a nut in at least 3 times a week.
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I absolutely cannot fathom how some of you waited until 17+ to masturbating.
What is this, the 1700's? There are boobs and pussy in your face all the time here in the good 'ol USA, sex is thoroughly abundant in modern pop culture.

And jesus desu, how can one at the age of 13+ with a raging, youthful boner not jerk it off to expulsion??
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>>24066627
Maybe you need to rub your pussy while I'm biting on your ear.
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>>24066773

cool cock Ahmed
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>tfw clmbing the rope in gym class to make your dick feel tingly
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>>24063585
Are you 11 years old?
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>>24066627
Google it you fucking retard. Women confirmed for useless at everything.
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>>24066698
You need nofap, it's november anon, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>24066837
but i do take breaks. even when i fap after a break, i still feel nothing. What the fuck is wrong with me? It has to be me whacking it wrong or some shit. Any techniques outside of finger in butthole I can use?


Fuck, what if sex feels the same and I end my Wizard Club membership for nothing one day?
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>>24065505
11
It's was to some big titty Asian rubbing herself
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I jerked off incorrectly from ages 12-15

just dry humping shit still have a scar from it

16 + smooth sailing tho
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>>24066935
I would just hump my bed up until age 18 then I started using my hands. It feels better with my hands but I still just hump my bed sometimes too.
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