So I used the heavenly blessed beauty pasta and got replies what do familia
H-help!
Only you my lady. I was compelled to pen these lines by your celestial beauty.
I always feel that those crying laughs are to mock the recipient.
>>24062976
i hate women they don't deserve me
>>24063159
I'm using this desu
>>24063324
Update bro
>>24064083
She said thx.. Don't know what else to say desu
>>24064263
I would very much like to court you. Would you object, should I ask to squire you about town?
>>24064311
Ok one sec
>>24064263
I would let it die desu, send a "haha oh my god i was so drunk last night" text tomorrow morning, then ask her if she'd want to meet up for a date.
>>24064507
thats almost as bad as the classic "sorry my friend stole my phone"
>>24064507
Okkkkkkk unique post beetww
>>24064507
>>24064565
Yes, but he's got a point. It's cute for a quirky hitting on her tactic, but drop it very quickly afterwards so you're not a weird fuck.
>>24062976
If I ever got a text like that I'd just be like calm down dude and would immediately take distance, lol.
Cringeworthy crap like that will only score you cunts.
>>24064565
>tfw my friend really did steal my phone
>>24064565
oh she'll know, or at least have a very strong idea, that he wasn't really that drunk or drunk at all, but it's the "normal" thing to do, and helps the conversation move along better than it is doing now, desu
>>24064664
How's
Ayy bb u down 2 fuk?? Corn
>>24065040
At least I'd give you a laugh, what you make of it is up to you. Just dont be an idiot and actually expect me to say sure.
Literally most guys bugger off and even play hard to get when they get a no... Like , wtf?
>>24065187
Will u be my gf. Unique post
>>24064263
> "only you my lady"
> "my lady"
kek
>>24065315
:) hehee
>>24064584
> "hahah thanks"
OP It's already too late.
Leave with what little dignity you have
>>24065291
Yeah sure. Doesnt even matter where in the world you are, I love you.
>>24064565
I once said
> Sorry, I have no money anymore, I have to hang up.
>>24064584
dude you sick badtard
