> be me
> 18, senior, live with parents
> laptops charger breaks so using the family computer (no vidya for the past couple weeks, charger arriving soon)
> decide to be on 4chan and reddit for a bit before masturabting
> decide to check history
> a billion reddit links, no 4chan (you fuckheads are in incognito), youtube cancer my brother watches (PRANK GONE WRONG OMG WOW LOL), news my dad watches
> wouldn't mind porn or anything but would rather not
> see fucking sex toys sites browsed multiple times when only my parents are home
> start vomiting everywhere
> pass out
> mom most likely found me passed out over the keyboard in my own barf on one of the links with history open and 4chan links.
> wake up in hospital
> WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW, I think I'm gonna run away or something, can't confront this.
So your mom still need her pussy taken care of.. whats wrong baka
>18
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT FAGGOT
>>24062255
that's nothing
>be me
>trying to replace the battery in my watch
>need a small screwdriver
>dad is out of town but i think I know where he keeps the kit for his glasses
>check the draw of his night stand
>something sticks to my hand
>its a bright pink vibrating cock ring
>theres hair stuck to it too
Later I realized i didn't even need the screwdrivers. I still can barely look my dad in the eye.
>>24062753
I'm slightly turned on right now
You probably look at grosser stuff. Definitely not vomit worthy
>>24062787
my parents are kinky as fuck, my brother and i found a riding whip in my mom's closet once. another time i was looking in my dad's for something else and found like 3 different bottles of lube and half a bottle of aged scotch. I don't understand them at all
>>24062862
This is why I don't go through my parent's shit. I don't need to know this
Ever hear your parents fucking? I thought my mother was getting sick. I was too young to understand.
>>24062255
grow up fag, adults have sex
>>24062255
You didn't actually throw up. Are you a cartoon character?
>tfw lived with my grandparents since I was 10.
Never had to deal with this.
>>24062912
Hearing my parents fuck literally messed me up for life.
It's probably why I have such an unhealthy view of sex and women.
>>24062661
>>24062661
Stop shitposting m8
