If you help her out enough, she'll fall in love with you.
>>24061581
one of the few things in life that I'm actually proud of is that I've never been a beta orbiter
she looks a bit creeped out.
>>24061581
I already tried orbiting for 4 years. Never again. On the bright side I never paid for her for anything so I wasn't that pathetic I guess.
Well, at least orbiting is something (for the rest you got imagination, and the porn version of your non-gf)... Better that than nothing.
That's a good summary of a woman's entire life.
I spent twelve years and twenty five thousand dollars beta orbiting my oneitis before realizing it was never going to happen. Women are all evil whores to be honest.
I know a beta orbiter guy online who spent more than his annual salary paying for the girl's wedding and honeymoon
He wouldn't listen to me and continued paying her rent + living situation because she was "too proud" to receive government assistance
It's sad as fuck
>>24061878
by girl's wedding and honeymoon I mean the girl married someone other guy getting maried and not him...
>>24061878
How can someone ever agree to that? Jesus.
>>24061815
>I spent twelve years and twenty five thousand dollars beta orbiting my oneitis
You chose to do this. Accept responsibility for your actions and stop blaming others.
>>24061815
top kekbut seriously that's fucking sad m8.
>>24061878
I don't want to live on this planet anymore desu senpai
>>24061878
>I know a beta orbiter guy online who spent more than his annual salary paying for the girl's wedding and honeymoon
How on earth does that happen? Seriously? How does he know her? What does he get out of it? What does her husband think about it?
>>24061878
> paying to be a kek
Is he Swedish senpai?
>>24061815
Story please
and the robot is annoying
>>24061935
Oh please, betas like that aren't that strange.
We've got plenty of guys that are that beta right here on /r9k/.
The problem is, betas never learn, because betas are naturally stupid and have low self esteem.
>>24061935
I have no fucking clue how they met desu because I don't know him too well. Supposedly they met online in some mmo, I think WoW? I have no idea how his relationship progressed.
All I know is that he paid for her wedding/honeymoon, he went there in person to said wedding and told me that she was "the most beautiful woman in the world".
The husband is some foreign fuck the girl met online and the beta orbiter filled out his visa application to bring him to the US. He doesn't have a job as far as I know.
I don't think even robots here would have went to such lengths to get keked
>>24062017
>Oh please, betas like that aren't that strange.
>We've got plenty of guys that are that beta right here on /r9k/.
it makes me wonder wtf I am. It's not like I can talk to women at all, yet this guy can. Maybe I am worse than him and would orbit if I had more confidence. (But I don't honestly think I would, it sounds so retarded.)
>>24062003
I went to the same schools as her and she acted like she was into me so I kept orbiting her and buying her stuff so she'd be my gf, but even after buying her a car and doing her college applications for her she still ended up going out with some random football player. When I found out I threw my sandwich at her and she had me charged with assault. I'm 34 now and have still never had a gf because I wasted my prime teen years orbiting her.
>>24062287
Just kill yourself senpai.
God damn, that's fucking pathetic.
My god, it's so pathetic it's making me physically ill.
I have a zit on the back of my neck and I'm just making it worse by picking at it but I think my mind thinks I can remove it it I scratch at it enough. I'm so imperfect.
>>24062287
>I threw my sandwich at her
That's Elliot-tier broski
>she had me charged with assault
So easily she changes when she realises she lost her money ticket.
I hope you have lots of money and can fuck prostitutes at least.
>>24062346
You should probably create a new thread and greentext this
>>24062287
even if you didnt orbit her, you wouldnt have found a gf anywaykek
>>24062346
i gave up on mine and it went away after a week
>>24061581
Is this an intro to a gangbang? Source?
>>24061815
Evil whores or you're a fucking idiot. The latter im guessing.
>>24062287
the autism is strong with this one
>>24062413
why is this post making me laugh so fucking hard
>>24061611
This, I can't comprehend how people can't see what's going on.
>>24061878
>paying for the girl's wedding and honeymoon
What the fuck
>>24061878
...was it her dad?
>>24061732
The humiliation and degradation does not outweigh the victories.
>>24061581
That image is painful
>>24061581
If I was nearest I'd give her a hand but if one or two guys already went up I would stay out of it.
>never had a girlfriend
>but never been an orbiter
It's a great feel. It's hilarious spotting other guys orbit in the wild.
>>24061581
>tfw never been an orbiter
>tfw have had girls and guys orbit me
it's a beautiful thing
>>24062287
>When I found out I threw my sandwich at her
B T F O
T
F
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>>24061935
>How on earth does that happen?
I did this for a girl I was orbiting once too. She said she was in an abusive relationship and was going to leave him as soon as she could, but that she needed to go through with her wedding to make their families satisfied, so I help her pay for it expecting she'd end up dating me after they broke up. She ended up staying with him though. Women cannot be trusted.
>>24062287
>>24065571
waste of a hand-crafted artisan sandwich tbqhfamily. Cucck'd to the end.
>>24061623
They were ugly to her anon, that's why.
>>24061581
Women drain money, they don't produce it.
>orbited a girl in high school
>she dated guy after guy who she knew were shitty for her
>she would go back to them repeatedly before moving on to a new one
>did the whole "I wish I had someone like you"
>twice thought she was indicating she was into me but only humiliated myself
>went away to college, evidently she had no orbiters in Calgary
>said she was interested in me
>had a long distance relationship
>as soon as she came back she broke up with me and went to cuddle with one of her exes
Never again
>>24061815
>I spent twelve years and twenty five thousand dollars beta orbiting my oneitis before realizing it was never going to happen.
>>24064092
picking up things that fall to the ground is not really orbiting, just common courtesy desu. i pick up stuff that people drop all the time (men, women, whatever)
>>24061581
People only orbit so hey can kid themselves into thinking they have something in the works
just accept your life is fucking shit and try a new approach
>>24061815
>"i hate women these days... they're all gold diggers"
>gives 25k to her
>Orbited two girls at two different times.
>Fancied the fuck out of them both but two scared to make a move
>First one had fucking huge tits for her age but had a dickhead for a younger brother
>Second one was more the cute homely girl type. Had a lovely smile
>Kept on having a different boyfriend every week
>Had to witness her getting pushed up against a wall while he kissed her one time. All the while she was smiling
>Got an unnamed Valentines card one year that I am pretty sure was from her (same writing an all)
>Younger brother years later kinda hints that she liked me. He thought that we were dating.
>Flash forward to today and she is a single mother, fucked her face up with piercings and fucked her body up with tattoos, and also looks like she fucks around with fake tan a lot.
>She was so cute all those years ago. I can still remember her looks but the image is slowly fading as time goes on ;_;
>>24066202
>as soon as she came back she broke up with me and went to cuddle with one of her exes
I don't even
>>24061611
That fucking reaction pic
Saved
>>24066501
She was crazy religious so she wouldn't have sex before marriage. Gave her power over guys by denying them what they wanted
If an extroverted, well-liked guy hangs around a woman he's hovering or orbiting.
If an introverted guy with few friends hangs around a woman he's stalking.
True?
>>24066539
how is your first month of 4chan?
>>24066650
Introverted does not mean socially autistic and crippled. It means you have an innate tendency to gravitate toward alone time, and need alone time to recharge. I am a heavy introvert. I am also very liked. No one thinks anything but positively of me, or feels jealously toward me.
Yes, I'm a normie. Deal with.
>>24066697
Awww, man, the first month of 4chan.
The joys of online interaction aided by use of images, the memes, the freedom to shitpost due to anonymity - it's all magical.
And no one to warn you about the dangers of the madhouse you've decided to enter. If only you knew...
>>24061732
>That pic
What the fuck, he's the LEGS. He has 100% control of where the girl goes. All he has to do is walk away. Why isn't he walking away?
>>24066563
>She was crazy religious so she wouldn't have sex before marriage.
Y-you actually believe that?
>>24065617
YOUR FAULT
>>24061815
>gave her money
>didn't get sex
>Women are all whores
kek
>>24066906
Because he's afraid of the girl's reaction.
Walking away might upset her, destroying any chance of eventually get her. So he stands the humilliation, as a good beta hoping to one day lick chad's cum out her pussy.
>>24066985
Having talked to most of her boyfriends since they all confirmed she didn't and that she was crazy as shit. The most she ever did was let a guy eat her out
>>24065617
>my fault for getting lied to
Pls fuck off, normie.
>>24067083
Meant to reply to this:
>>24067018
>>24066797
>need alone time to recharge
So you're a part time introvert? Or maybe an introvert who can pretend to be an extrovert but finds it exhausting? I always thought introvert meant someone who is more reserved, less likely to express their thoughts as they think them and less likely to broadcast themselves as the centre of attention.
You don't have to be a complete autist to be socially less desirable. The introvert characteristics I described are enough to not be part of the 'lads'.
Not from my own experience, of course as I'm here I'm beyond all hope, but from seeing some pretty normal blokes utterly excluded for being less outspoken, and basically acting sober when they're sober, which is totally beyond most people.
>>24061581
>If you help her out enough, she'll fall in love with you.
I can't believe I thought that could actually work.
>>24067105
>my fault for getting lied to
You paid for her marriage, it's your fault, she has no obligation to tell you the truth, you have the obligation of using your money wisely
>>24067083
it is ur fault ur fucking pathetic you let that bitch just use u lmao.
>>24067186
>she has no obligation to tell you the truth
Some "friend" she was...
>>24067376
woman are fucking whores but if you let them use u then your just pathetic
>>24067376
If you're the guy I was replying to I am sorry this happened but you really got to evaluate things before you end up making big decisions such as paying for someone's marriage. If she really loved you she would've never married that guy, even if her parents disowned her.
>orbited a girl in... middle school I guess?
>was like 10 yo or so
>she became fat
>I became a robot
At least I spent my HS years molesting a female tsundere friend's tits.
>>24067419
Yeah that's true, the guy is a fucking dumbass with his money, but what irks me more is that every girl is a whore, but they're so delusional about themselves that they think that they're this precious, pretty princess, yet they've been a part of many train campaigns
>>24062129
I think most of on r9k are gamma's, deltas, omegas
>>24066442
when will betas learn - thats why I read these greentext so I will never be friends with women
>implying I'm not secretly orbitingmystery
