>tfw I missed out on teenage love
>>24060009
>tfw missed out on pretty much everything
My life is so boring that i have nothing to look back to.
If it's any consolation, you never had a chance so you can't really blame yourself.
>>24060118
>My life is so boring that i have nothing to look back to.
jesus christ I know this feel
>>24060158
The only thing he had to do was lift and not be unattractive/short.
>>24060189
/fit/, everyone.
If he wasn't unattractive or short, there wouldn't have been a need to lift.
>>24060009
>tfw had teen love but never had anything else after so that's all you ever think about well into your twenties
>>24060009
I fell in love when I was 17. It was great and felt just like all the songs said it would.
Now I'm older, dating progressively disappointing women, and alone. I hope I get to do it all again someday. I still remember how it felt...
>>24060118
Same, but at least I'll have my fond memories of the early days of the internet era
>>24060189
I'm unattractive and short and I had a pretty cute gf in higshcool. If you have a symmetrical face and a decent personality you're going to be able to pull at least a 7/10 with weird taste.
>>24060009
tfw missed quad
The only memorable thing thag happened in high school was being prom king. I know they voted be out of pity, but no one else has to know that right?right?
>>24060363
Iktf, I was voted valedictorian just because everyone else had some sort of drama. I wasn't chosen for my skills, I was chosen because I was not hated (you see where I'm coming from family). Worst part of it was writing a speech and delivering said speech. None of them talk to me now
>>24060298
you're not unattractive then...
>>24060363
>qt3.14 asked me to go to the prom with her
>didn't go anyway
>>24060158
>you never had a chance
Thank you...
But I'm not even in my 20 so there's still hope.
>>24060449
>getting voted in as valedictorian
Bitch some of us had to work to get the best GPAwho am i kidding i didn't tryi hope everyone has forgotten the trainwreck of a speech
>>24060581
It's OK anon, none of us were prepared.
>drinking at pub with beautiful qt 19 year old
>laughing connecting she's doing the classic signs like pointing her knees and feet towards me, laughing at my shit dad jokes and tapping my shoulder and back and forearms and wrist a lot
>when talking we're just gazing really deeply into each others eyes
>ask if she has boyfriend
>she doesn't
>later ask if she wants to hang out and go to the Deutschmarket
>she gets super excited and says yes
>it's late and I'm fucking tired and need to sleep I get her number and say I'll message her when we can go
>it's been a week and still haven't texted her yet
>too scared, too beta, she's probably a slut like the rest of them but I also can't stop thinking of her, wake up and go to sleep with her in my mind
PLEASE GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH.
>>24060636
anon just do it pls
pls
anon
anon right now, you'll never know if you don't try
you dont want to look back and regret it senpai
>>24060636
>manage to get a girl like you enough for her to give you her number
>still fuck up
I hate you
>>24060636
You could just play vidya and drink the liquid jew until you forget about her
>>24060670
but if she rejects me I will forever hate myself all over again and it will just be super awkward as fuck.
She was just a but tipsy, I am out of her league.
if we're talking on kikebook I am always the one to start a conversation I feel too needy and desperate.
>>24060451
>jewboy
>5'5"
>4.5 inch dick
I'm no chad sir
Triggered t bh
>>24060706
anon if there's one thing I've learned it's that if a girl laughs at your dad jokes, then she likes you
>>24060916
posts like these make me consider staying with the girl I'm with now, she's 19 and a virgin, reason being she'd only dated girls before, not sure if that's a red flag or I should be flattered.
but she's sort've chubby and I'm more into skinny andro girls, do I stay with her and hope she'll lose weight (probably won't) or do I give up the one virgin girl in a 1000 mile radius
>inb4 vain cunt for not liking her over bein chubby
she's also a tumblr fag tbqh senpai so I'd have to deal with this n that triggering her
>>24060938
>she likes you
>"Stacy I...I really like you...D-do you l-like me too?"
>Well... Yes, anon, you're a great FRIEND"
>>24060118
Atleast I had great adventures playing videogames behind my pc...
>>24061029
then nothing is lost, move on to the next one
but no seriously, assuming you're the same anon, just give it a try, if not, sorry for what you experienced senpai
cringe every time i remember doing this
>>h-hey y-you remind me of x
>>y-y-you look like her and you're pretty
>thanks
felt bad man
>>24060298
>symmetrical face and a decent personality
You might as well said: "If you're an astronaut and a supermodel"
>>24060009
>tfw I barely, just barely caught teenage love (She was two years younger than me, I was 18 and now am 20)
Thanks, anime, you actually helped me for once!
>tfw you missed out on this
>>Girls apparently liked me all the time
>>Didn't know how to respond
Being a sheltered religious nutball was a fun time in my life.
It has its downsides
You'll never love anyone the same way again, and eventually, the temptation of fucking chads makes them leave once they start going to clubs
teenage love is just as shit as adult love. You didn't miss out on anything.
>>24060636
DO IT FOR US
FOR THOSE WHO DONT GET THE CHANCE
>>24061415
>You'll never love anyone the same way again
Of course you will.
>>24061806
Maybe, I'm not hoping for it
I was innocent, now I know most girls are sluts I don't know if I can ever show as much emotion to a girl again
These feels man
>caring
Beta.
>>24061016
im a girl ive fucked 3 guys before but i still told my current bf i was a virgin lmao
the key to it is fucking different guys in different areas/schools
just wanted to share that with you!
>>24060009
God that picture makes my fucking blood boil
>>24061939
nice bate you've got there dude.
You also missed out on teenage heartbreak
Don't over glorify it
> be high school
> i'm my crush's crush
> finnalygonnagetagf.jpg
> once she days to me "Anon,voulez vous coucher avec moi"?
> "Sorry I don't understand French"
> continues to flirt with me throughout HS
> first day of the last year
> "hey Anon, I missed you!"
> "hmm...ok"
> gets angry and ignores me for the rest of the year
> never spoke to eachother again
> my only friend still teases me about it to this day, 10 years later
> she was the only girl to ever be interested in me
> mfw
>>24062716
Just text her some day.
>>24062767
>10 years later
>just b urself and you can get her
>>24062926
So do you know where's she now? Remember if she's getting fucked by Chad it's your fault.
>>24062926
it obviously worked for you, you memetastic retard
>>24062926
You're a fucking idiot. It's your fault in the first place you autist.
Your original post was poorly written, by the way. Consider blowing your fucking head off.
>>24062979
I had her on facebook for years (she send me the request)and she was in a relationship with a Chad but there was a breakup after merely 2 moths, she's been single ever since now and is constantly posting some romantic shit about unrequited love or like two people looking at eachother and doing nothing and shit, probably unrelated to me tough, and even if it was, fuck it, live goes on.
>>24063076
that's not me, dude.
>>24063153
Oh. Don't blow your head off then.
>>24060009
>tfw my internet is back after being out for over 12 hours
I'm happier with my Internetand current bftbhfam
>>24063109
>live goes on
And you're still browsing this board, whining about stuff. Congrats.
>>24060009
She looks like a senior. Old hags can't love.
>>24060636
19-year-olds aren't attractive.
>>24063209
>19-year-olds aren't attractive
Says you
>>24060706
Go out there and bang her. She's an animal, and you have to be too. Tame the beast, anon. If she's a slut , who cares? At least you took advantage of her. Women are primal beasts, and what is needed by beasts? Tamers. Go get em, tiger.
>>24060009
It's a huge waste of time. I was a shy KV wallflower and for some reason I attracted football chads.
>"femanon you would be retarded to turn down chad!! it's every girl's dream to date a football player"
>alright it's better than nothing t b h
>cheated on me
>harassed my cousins online with lewd messages
>beat me up when I dumped him
Ah yes, teenage love. That was when I was 16-17. My first year of college I ended up dating a senior football player from said high school, how bad could it be?
>3 years into the relationship I found out he was hooking up with any vagina he could find online
>mfw happened this past christmas eve
Still had good times, had an unofficial bf for a while when I was 16, was too shy to give him my first kiss! Chad ended up dragging me and forcing it on me.
>>24063236
Says anybody with standards
>>24060298
I'm white my face has model tier symmetry (perfect square from pupils to lips and ideal fwhr) and I still get ratings of 4 and 5 mostly 6. Because I have an ugly nose weak jaw and shitty complexion.
>>24063204
Actually I'm not whining, I just told my experience, that's all man.
>>24063320
>femanons
I laugh every time
>baka senpai none of this is really that big of a deal and I would know because I actually experienced it
>eh I've had sex a few times this past week its not that big of a deal
This is what normie believe
>>24063384
Same when I mirror image the sides of my face they're identical. Just shows there's more to it than symmetry. Guys with horrible symmetry but strong jaws and cheeks and brow ridges get rated 8/10
>>24060009
>tfw first summer love when I was 16 with a sk8ter boy
>would meet up at a field behind the school every day from june-september with our friends
>he showed me how to ride a long board
>borrowed his Zumies hat often
>spooned while watching the clouds
>wrote "femanon <3 anon" on a steal beam under the bleachers
>kissed each other on the cheek because I wanted to wait for the perfect time for my first kiss!
>things didn't work out
>tfw chad thundercock dragged me across the school lawn behind a street sign and forcefully made out with me
Was fun while it lasted. Best summer of my life. Pic related, my friends also but their qt's names with theirs on the bleachers so I wrote that in the middle
>>24060009
You missed out on artificial relationships where both partners have an unspoken agreement to stay together for social status and/or out of peer pressure.
>Anon, do you like femanon?
>She's cool, yeah I guess
>You should totally ask her out
>M-maybe, she's not really my ty-
>No, you like her. I saw you make eye contact with her that one time on Tuesday
>I wasn't at school on Tuesday
>Just ask her out already
That is how I actually got my first gf. Our relationship lasted a month.
>girl gives me her number so we can talk, didn't even ask
>send her a simple text to let her know who i am "hey it's anon"
>she never texts back
I think she was looking for a beta orbiter and was expecting me to spam her. Won't happen.
>>24060009
One of the most overrated things desu senpai
>Have gf
>Both smoked pot regularly
>Do everything together
>Life is good
>Goes and fucks another guy
>Want to make her feel like shit
>Decide to cut all forms of contact with her
>go to different school so it's easy
>To this day the most pleasure I have ever had is hearing her cry over me and have pathetic attempts to try and fix everything and go back normal
Not gonna post more details she lurks here every now and then
>>24060670
>>24060688
>>24061754
I askd her out she said yes. Then hopefully we will get absolutely shitfaced drunk.
>>24060009
I used to go out with a girl who looks exactly like that, like a carbon copy. It was amazing until she cheated on me four weeks in to the relationship. It was with some twiggy hick so I have no idea why she chose him.
>>24063635
Where is this pic from, idk if it's her or not
>>24063575
Good job you enormous faggot
>uncle drives the football team of a popular Southern college back and forth to their games and all that stuff
>turned down VIP tickets to a home game around a month ago
>don't care for sports at all
meh.
>>24060009
>19
>Chad tier looks
>0 sexual drive
>Literally hard to get a hard on
>The Lord has given and The Lord has taken
>>24063635
>some twiggy hick
>I have no idea why she chose him
Because she was going out with you
>>24063892
same here
I shudder to think what'll happen to me when I'm older
maybe we gotta get on those roids
>>24063722
thanks, if you believe in god pls pray for me.
>>24063924
You don't even know what past me looked like senpai
>>24063892
yeah same here, its a blessing and a curse
>>24060243
I know that normy feel
I don't know how love feels like, never met a girl that makes me feel giddy inside.
>>24060158
oh I had plenty of chances, but I turned them down because at the time all I wanted to do was go home and play vidya
not OP btw
i was too dependent on sex and it just didn't happen enough. I saw her once a week but sex was a given. she became pretty mean and when I got involved in marijuana I guess that gave her the go ahead to keep in touch with her best ex bf's and see people without telling me, and treat me like the shitty lay I inevitably became.
^you arent missing much.
>>24061399
>tfw I assumed girls didn't like sex so I never tried to get with them
>>24063409
>implying sex and/or love are big deals
This is what failed normies believe
>>24063527
>like a grill
>her friend tells me that she'll be my gf if I just go up and talk to her
>don't because I'm a shy, pussy autist
>nothing happens between us
>she ends up with a guy who looks like a fatter, shorter version of me
>>24063752
give me the tickets, faggot. also what school is it?
>>24060636
DO IT AND THEN KILL THE FUCKING SLUT
>>24060009
It's shitty and not real/only ends in disappointment or depression.
>>24060009
Honestly... Not a bad thing. Shits set up to fail. Only reason to try senpai is to litterally "get experience".
