>be robot loser with no gf ever
>Chad twins come up with an idea for a normie website and want to manipulate him into creating it for them
>steals the idea and BTFO Chads
>use his knowledge of normie pscyhology to make billions of dollars
>thanks to the normie ants all signing up for his little website he now completely control all their information while earning money on it
>play normies like puppets
>get a qt Asian waifu while doing it all
>still autistic and refuse to confirm to normie ideals, still dressing in jeans autist-shoes and t-shirts
Is Zuckerberg the definition of a succesful robot?
>literally responsible for Facebook
>anything but king of the normies
>>24058090
>Went to an ivy league
>Jew
>A robot
Pick one.
Bruce Lee was more attractive and feminine than his wife.
His wife is ridiculosly ugly jesus christ mark
>>24058090
he had a gf before then.
he also sold multiple softwares before even getting into HARVARD
he would definitely have been a millionaire without facebook and you can't say the same for most robots
with facebook he just has 35 billion net worth and is arguably the youngest most successful person on the planet. he didn't marry any asian too, he married a harvard undergrad who later went on to med school so she's not even a gold digger
>>24059624
jewish men seem to have a fetish for ugly ass women
.tfw no thick and firm bottomed yoga pants gf
>>24058090
>successful
>robot
Choose one and get the fuck outta here!
>>24058090
Elon Musk is more robot than this jew
>>24059624
She looks like a pretty Asian guy with a female body, I would definitely smash.
>>24058090
Jews can't be robots, you fucking retard. They're always successful and rich. AND they always end up with a Chinese fuck wife
>>24059578
>>Went to an ivy league
>>Jew
>Pick one.
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>>24060147
You can be a non-jew and go to an ivy league.
Jews can not be robots, nearly impossible.
Why Chan didn't take Mark's last name?
Absolutely keked.
>>24058090
Aww man, average Asians are my biggest fetish. She looks cute as fuck.
>>24058090
>eurasian son
>asked president of China to name him
no, he is a kekold and his son will shoot up a school
>>24058090
dem thighs
Fuck man, I'd succumb as well
>>24060234
Okay /pol/, I'll bite. Why not?
>>24061471
Agreed, she looks good in that photo
>>24061457
Jews breed with Asians all the time. Go look up the history of Mao's communist rebelling a lot of men who helped him obtain power were Jews. The fucking supreme commander of his military was a Jew. His landlord was a Jew. His chronicler married a Jew. The guy who was in charge of the economy was a Jew.
>>24061609
When I was in Singapore last December there was a ton of super Jewy Jews dancing in the street with a big menorah thing.
So I go into the nearby hotel to chill before going up to the bar and they are fucking everywhere. A huge Jew convention. Most of them were married to Chinese women with a few Chinese male Jews here and there. Jews love Chinese pussy.
I've never seen so many Jews in one spot before.
>still autistic and refuse to confirm to normie ideals, still dressing in jeans autist-shoes and t-shirts
That is like standard dress code for a majority of programmers. You would literally be laughed at and mocked if you dressed in a suit.
>>24059856
Absolutely disgusting. Who the fuck would even find that thing remotely attractive?
>>24061483
Because they're all successful? Don't be dumb, /leftypol/.
>>24061609
>The guy who was in charge of the economy was a Jew.
Well, that Jew fucked up. I thought Jews were smart
>>24058090
>that bitch
>qt
Good one
>>24061759
>Who the fuck would even find that thing remotely attractive?
die Juden
Jews are smart as fuck and they look out for their own
I wish I was a Jew desu
>>24058090
There is nothing wrong with a t-shirt and jeans tbf lad
>>24062183
>5% economic growth steadily over the years
How exactly did China fuck up economically?
>>24062295
At the start of the Communist regime? lol no lrn2history. It was only after Deng Xiaoping's economic reforms when China started becoming relevant again
>>24058090
She looks like she has a fat p.
>>24062335
It's sideways like all Asians
>>24058090
Anon terms like Robot, normies and the like have no weighted meaning
most fags in here find success, plenty of money, having gf, losing your Vcard as disqualifiers to be a Robot because these anons are really fuck up and need it always a us vs them rather than see it's just they have such a fucked life (regardless if they brought it on or not)
Seeing a guy that was fuck as you finding success and/or love is likely the most soul crushing thing most anons here could feel, so they need SOME excuse
>well he has curly hair so he must be Jewish they don't count
>He has to have money to get that girl, I dont care how he lives he has to be loaded
>Oh she's doing it for the attention and she is totally cheating
and so on, Anons here build a lot of walls to cope with the bad hand either life shat them and/or they built.
>>24058090
Shit, he looks so fucking uncomfortable in that picture. I would probably be the same if some random prick started photographing me desu.
>Asian girl
>white man
Is it time?
>>24058090
>qt Asian waifu
what? he could have a model tier qt.
>>24062406
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Read the thread you fucking retard
>>24059856
>priscilla-chan
Why did they use Japanese honorifics here?
>>24059640
This. Even if he hadn't hit it big with Facebook, he would still be rich from some other startup. Unlike the robots of /r9k/, he wasn't miserable, lazy and apathetic.
>>24062464
We all want to be Japanese, Anon
>>24062986
I do admire their homogenous society, the very thing they try to break down here in Yurop.
>>24063078
>homogenous society
That's going to end in a century. Tokyo has so many non-Japanese piggus already
>>24062439
look how fat her legs areI like it
>>24063078
there is no escape for white man
murrica has spics
eu has muslims and niggers
in terms of infinite immigrants
>>24063200
Yes, there is no escape but there will be blood.
>>24062148
Do you truly believe that?
>>24063318
Yes because they all get with Chinese girls. Can't be a robot after you tasted pussy
>>24059601
fantastic
eatadickrobot
>>24061681
They breed for intelligence, that's why.
>>24061681
>tfw Chinese/Jew master race starts oppressing all of mankind
damn looking at her in the pic in the yoga pants makes me hard as FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>24062439
You know she's not that good looking making a face like that.
this is why intelligence and a kind personality will always amount to more than a nice body and face
>>24063345
>Yes because they all get with Chinese girls.
I've seen weird definitions of sucess but this one tops them all.
>>24058090
>mark's lop-sided moobs
Guy could at least splurge on some very light testosterone treatment and a hair cut.
But when you're worth $40bn with and people crawl to you for business, I suppose you don't need to present yourself well.
>>24058090
those FUCKING thighs
>>24062148
>>24063318
>tfw jew whose been on r9k nearly exclusively since 2009 and reading this thread
>>24063480
>they're bred for intelligence
I have a top 2%ile IQ, it doesn't get me laid, i don't see how that makes me less of a robot.
Although it did help me figure out that if i eat kratom every two hours it will l i t e r a l l y cure my suicidal depression. I don't drink or DUDEWEED. Still a robot with no gf though.
>>24064296
You literally can't be a robot if you had sex or have a GF. WTF don't yo uget?
>>24064359
Why don't you have a Chinese bae like the rest of your Jewish bros?
>>24058090
>get a qt Asian waifu while doing it all
lol. this guys is a billionaire and younger than me, yet i have fucked hotter girls than his wife.
>>24066023
>Mark Zuckerberg
>Height: 5' 7"
oh nvrmind. good job mark!
He was dating her before he came up with the idea for Facebook. Her body is pretty nice, but her face is 5/10. looks better when she's wearing makeup.
>>24058090
My god what an ugly nip bitch. Why the fuck. If I had billions of... Oh wait he's a kike. He figured she wouldn't mind because it's in her race to see small dicks. Makes sense.
>>24066888
It's not that she's ugly, it's that her face is 5/10 but it would be 7/10 on a male. At least the features are symmetric and proportional.
He chose not to sell his software to microsoft before he went to harvard. They offered him tens of thousands for it nad he released it with the code made public
