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Just got a job after being NEET for 6 years
>>24056808
god damnit, I wish they would stop fucking auto saging... it fucks with my time table.
>>24056831
Nice man. What job? And how old are you?
>>24056831
Be yourself and you will succeed.
>>24056831
Ouch, hope it's not too painful.
>>24056831
Tell us about the job please.
>>24056852
29
Kitchen assistant in a pub
fairly certain the guy who came to check my gas meter this morning also stole my copy of black ops 3
done fuck all again this week
>>24056880
Basically I wash up pots
Still, it's a job
should i get a duck curry or seafood curry?
>been trying to get my gp to take me seriously regarding my anxiety and depression for well over a year
>"just get more exercise"
>"just sleep better"
>"JUST"
>moved to uni
>changed GP
>went there today
>"just go out and make friends"
every time I mention that I'm not suicidal, it's like they stop listening. at least this GP actually gave me some sort of form to fill out but they also said to come back in 2/3 weeks and I can't keep waiting for something to be done.
It's almost that time when everyone starts going offline on facebook because they're going out and having drinks and shit.
I don't talk to any of them, it's just old class mates or people from my college. Fuck, I'm lonely.
>>24056887
Don't worry mate Call of Duty is shit anyway play a real game like CSGO
I'm going away for 2 years to a 700 acre stately home to get paid to learn pottery. i get a free room, the people learning catering cook all the food (free) and theyve got a snooker/pool hall, a gym and a load of other fun shit to do when not working. oh and theres a load of other people in a similar shitty situation learning shit there too. will get 200 a week
just worried that ill fuck it up some how
>>24056975
Duck mate duck is the GOAT meat
>>24057019
>play a real game like CSGO
:^)
>>24056987
Yeah well that's what you get when they stop properly funding health services.
>>24056987
>every time I mention that I'm not suicidal
Yea mate you need to be suicidal before they will do shit. Thing is I would never admit being suicidal to them because if at some point in the future you need an organ donation and they look at your medical history and see suicidal you ain't getting shit.
>>24056887
>letting "the gas man" into your home
It's ok Doris, call your grandson and get him to change the lock.
WHO /HYPE/ HERE
>>24057043
Spot the guy who hasn't had venison or goose.
>>24057068
is it coming back, no foolin'?
>>24057068
is it on this weekend or next weeekend?
>>24057093
Last ever season bro, sad times.
>>24057093
Wednesday lad
>>24057080
>Venison
It's decent mate but only for a novelty every now and then. Wouldn't say it is better than duck.It's seems like a less good version of kangaroo to me.
You are right though have never had goose, is it very different from duck?
>>24057139
Much richer than duck and the fat when used with roast potatoes is the goat.
alri lads, any plans for tonight?
>tfw feel like I'm spending too much time on 4chan so started browsing football forums to feel like more of a normie
lads lad lads
>>24057160
baka desu senpai
baka baka baka
>>24057151
Will try it next time I get the chance, thanks bro.
>>24057158
Taking gf out for dinner, not much choice around here though, can't decide between the Italian or the Chinese. Then after that will come home and have a few drinks. Hopefully play some CSGO if gf goes to sleep early.
>>24057198
JUST
Leave normie.
>>24057160
Just browse spee.
had a fucking obnoxious foreigner on the train today, she was treating one of the two seaters as a bed, yelling god only knows what. not only that, she was spreading her legs and lifting her foot in the air
>>24057198
>Taking gf out for dinner
Nice to see you worked all week for that money jut to spend it on someone else. Slave with two masters, truly the lowest of the low.
>>24057239
/sp/ used t be my main board and I would browse here when the football season wasn't on but I've been away for too long to get back into it now.I go on on match days sometimes but all the memes are too new, feels like the board has passed me by.
>haha! such a lad!
christ
>tfw maxed out overdraft
>>24057253
I'm NEET mate. I used to be a wageslave but didn't like it so quit.
>>24057198
go for chineese pal, cant go wrong with a bit of chinky bowl
what rank are you?
>>24057227
>he took the bait
>>24057307
Gold Nova Master race
>>24056967
>29
>washing up pots
I really hope I don't end up like you man.
>>24057292
What do you gain from lying to strangers on the internet?
>>24057365
If people didn't lie to strangers on the internet, 4chan would get 10 posts an hour.
>>24057365
I'm not lying but okay. It's not really that hard
>have job
>save up loads of money
>quit
>live the NEET lifestyle
What's a good opening line on tinder lads? I got two matches today and they don't seem like bots. Real matches are new to me, think it's because it's friday and girls are just drunk swiping yes to everyone or something.
>>24057459
If you're struggling to even think of how to say hello to someone then Tinder is not for you
>>24057459
>Hey, how's it going?
alternatively
>Greetings m'lady, how are you on this magnificent evening?
Broke my hand lands. Can't wank or play video games. My life is over
>>24057542
Well senpai, i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin. Just trying to be proactive in the dating game. Don't want to be like this any longer.
>>24057570
I was thinking a simple, 'hey cutie' but might seem too forward or creepy?
>>24057629
Nah, starting with cutie is weird. Just a generic hello until you figure out her talking style and what you can get away with without seeming weird.
>>24057597
>broke my hands
That cracked me up, sorry mate. How did you do it?
>>24057597
How?
For gods sake robot-senpai, that post was fine.
>>24057629
Try an actual dating site then, Tinder is for slags and chads looking to get an easy fuck, not for people looking for meaningful relationships
Wanna get a PC gaming set up but then my life will be sadder and I'll be even less likely to look for and get a job
I took the plunge and bought a bag for life today.
I feel like the government has won.
>>24057763
Mate, were you here like 2 days ago? I'm the same guy who paid for a boost on okcupid. I got rejected by 609 women. I'm taking a break from okcupid after that incident.
>>24057779
The point of the bag charge isnt to make money mate, it's too cut back on the use of bags. By not buying a bag and carrying your stuff home you're actually doing what the charge is there for
>>24057779
Tesco gave me three for free before the charge came in. It says they'll replace if for free if it breaks on the bottom, lifetime guarantee.
I keep forgetting them and just paying for plastic bags because it's 15p for a week's food. who the fuck cares.
>>24057713
>>24057721
Punch a locker after reeeeing the fuck out at work
>>24057813
My problem with the bag charge is where am I supposed to put my litter now and what am I supposed to line my bin with? Luckily I have a big stock of bags saved up from before the ban but once they run out I'm not sure what I will do.
>>24057841
Idk, maybe buy bin bags?
>>24057838
lol what a retard. No sympathy for you mate.
>>24057841
You can get 20 for 1. Don't even get any shopping, just take a load of bags.
Also apparently the pound symbol is banned. Great job hiroshima.
>>24057854
>giving in to the man
Not in my lifetime
>>24057841
Check the bag recycling bin that most supermarkets have.
Just grab a handful from there every so often.
![41ab19fb2ceec5ca33d05e8ab152ed4b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3hY6eCI.jpg "41ab19fb2ceec5ca33d05e8ab152ed4b[1].jpg")
looking up freddos, find theyre older than I thought.
I have a headache im going to bed. back later
I'm talking to a 50 year old Japanese woman who was originally my Japanese tutor but now we're friends and she's offering me the chance to stay at her place in Japan if I visit, should I go
>>24057913
>12 different flavours
woah
>>24057944
have sex with her senpai
What's a good site to download porn from? I know, downloading porn why? My uni halls internet is complete shit and streaming porn there is painful. I'm back home for the weekend and might as well get some stocked up.
>>24057989
The only problem I have with downloading porn is I rarely feel like wanking to the same video more than once. The better quality is nice though
>>24057944
Heck yeah robot, would be nice to get out of here don't you think.
>>24057948
>one of them was pineapple
Who the fuck wanted a pineapple Freddo?
>>24058077
niggers desu senpai
Anybody playing the old school runescape?
>>24058003
>download hi res blu ray porn
>this is going to be AWESOME
>zooms into pussy
>see small cuts, stubble, flaps and juices
>wrinkled like my grandmas face
>no longer want to fap
t-the future they said...
>>24058096
Used to play the original say back when, old school looks awesome.
>>24058124
Yup. Started yesterday, brought back so much nostalgia I bought a month of members to fuck around. brings back happy care-free young teen me feels
>>24058039
Fuck it, I'm going to go. She is pretty cute for 47
>Starting to see some muscle growth in my arms, chest and shoulders
We're all gonna make it lads.
got my duck curry lads. a Chinese qt served me, she was a sweet milf. I wished her a good weekend
>>24058192
Cheers mate, you helped me decide what to wank to tonight :)
>my gf is away at her dads for the weekend
>going out with a mate and his gf for drinks
never been with just the 3 of us, how awkward will this be?
bonus mode: i used to be fuck buddies with his gf but he doesn't know it (nothing since they got together)
>>24058260
The amount of normie levels in this post gave me cancer.
>>24058260
>gf
>having a mate
get out normie
>>24058260
>gf
FUCK. OFF. OUT. OF. THIS. THREAD. NORMIE. FUCKING. CUNT
>>24058295
>having friends is enough to get us refused from this thread
b-but i thought all us anons where mates, right lads?
>>24058192
I've always wondered how chinese food from a takeaway compares to the same food from china
>>24057763
Nah bro, I got a gf on tinder. But then again I'm a fit Chad with a job and social skills
>>24058319
in china the food is literally cooked in sewage, and is made from dog and aborted babies. even the fancy shit lacks the spices and flavours you're used to here
believe me, chinese is one of the few foods improved on importation to britain
>>24058260
Normally I think the reee normie out brigade are pathetic but you kind of deserve it mate
>>24058319
it's probably vastly superior and better in every way than what we know as Chinese food
>>24058339
my mum said the complete opposite when she had to stay over there for half a year
Anyone here exclusively do their shopping online?
I used to go once a month with my mum but her health has taken a turn for the worst, and I'd rather not get taxis if I ca help it.
Do you find lots of your items replaced? Any other problems? Not sure I have much faith in them giving me good quality fruit, veg and meat
>>24058186
I kinda want to hear about your adventure in Nippon when you come back.
>>24058367
I lived there for 3 months, and anything "cheap" was god awful and would probably give you illness, I ended up eating mcdonalds most days because it was the only thing I trusted to not make me die
In some *very* high end places it's good, it tastes fresh, less gunky than chinese food we know, but most of the time the quality is literally cancer giving tier
>>24058406
where did you stay? honestly my mum couldn't stop complaining about the quality of chinese food once she got back to england
i dont she ended up eating a cheaper places though
>>24057944
She's just being kind. It's one of those meaningless things such as "we should get together sometime and catch up"
Not meant to be taken literally
>>24058395
Usually one item every few shops, though you can explicitly say "no swaps".
>>24057944
Wreck her cunt like it's hiroshima
>>24058395
learn to drive
>>24058395
yeah, i do. very rarely have items replaced, if they are they're usually superior variants of the product i've ordered. never had any issues with fruit and veg, a few plums were squashed one time though
I got invited out to some super normie club by some mates and since I've never gone drinking I decided to say yes. Looking up the place on Facebook has made me nervous, it's nothing but slags dressed in short shorts and tank tops and thigh highs. Scared tbqh lads. Definitely not what I pictured clubs would be like
>>24058541
>>24058594
Thanks. Guess I'll give it a go in future.
Probably better than shopping monthly actually. Only ever get a week or 2 out of my fruit and veg before it goes off anyway
finished my duck curry. it's better than the Chinese I went to last time. i'll try the 3rd out of 4 Chinese takeaways near me next week
>>24058584
nuke her cunt, then come back a bit later and nuke her south of the border
>>24058597
What did you expect a club to be?
ez mode, always have a pint on you, dancing with a pint is easier because you can just shift a bit and nobody cares if you don't put much effort into it because you dont wanna spill your drink.
with the grills just ignore them unless you wanna fuck one
>>24057629
Hey is boring.
Look at their profile pic and comment on something or their interest.
Or just say you have a little willy.
>>24058652
word, that's my problem. always use up/run out of fruit and veg before other types of food.
>>24058711
>What did you expect a club to be?
I'm not sure, I just didn't expect cute girls coming around taking photos with everyone
>>24058592
And then what?
Spend thousand of pounds a year keeping a shitbox going? fuck that
Sat talking to myself in a scottish accent lads, pretty amusing evening so far lads
>>24058770
Would cost like 3+ grand to get started
500 on lessons. 1 on a car (maybe get away with less) and like 1.5 on insurance
>>24058772
Needs most lads
>>24058767
It's a toxic place m8, I went once just to see what it was like. My mate got drunk and threw up all over his dad's jacket he took for the night, we ended up sleeping in the train station until 10 in the morning
>went to KFC for dinner
>came home and had a fat ogre shit
>now about to get cosy and watch some Seinfeld
life is good mates
>>24058804
Sounds grim, I'm having to stay at some girl from schools student accommodation because I won't get home until 5am and I don't have a house key
>>24058795
also consider leasing a car
it's like a grand a year for a basic car, but the car is brand new, so it'll cost less in fuel and will not break on you
my mates bought a shitbox 500 quid car, and the engine broke a month later needing a 3k repair
so then he had to buy another 1k modeo, and that also crapped out on him, gearbox exploded
meanwhile I rented a car for 1.1k a year and had no problems using half the fuel and got cheaper insurance due to the saftey ratings on new cars
>>24058855
I paid 1500 for my 52 plate fiesta, yeah got shafted but I literally had a day to find a car so had no choice. If it started fucking up on my I'd just abandon it somewhere, must be worth around 500 at most
Intermittent fireworks going off outside are very irritating.
>>24058767
>I just didn't expect cute girls coming around taking photos with everyone
They didn't when I was dragged to clubs back in my early twenties. This was nearly a decade ago and I don't think smartphones were as widespread back then. I'm also uggo, so that probably put them off as well.
They were, by far and away, the most awful nights I've ever had though. Literally every single thing about clubs is something I despise. My mates at the time were boring cunts though who only ever got together to go to them, so I had no choice.
>>24058913
I bought a 2012 1.4 polo with only 7k miles on the clock for 6.5 grand in january
pretty chuffed, since even the "we buy any car" shit is still at 6.2k
>>24058949
Polo's just scream femininity at me, would never consider one.
![$_86[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ib4vPdg.jpg "$_86[1].jpg")
>>24058977
Hey it's a nippy little car, great on fuel, the 2012 look more "masculin" than older and newer polos, with it's "angry" headlights
>>24059023
Yeah I'd agree.
Did the diesel scandal affect prices at all?
>>24058945
I'm just looking on the facebook page, there is hundreds of photos like this
>>24059054
Depressing photo is depressing
>>24059054
Oooo! That just triggered some memories
Yea, you have club sluts (usually paid by the club) to do that and try and sell photos and shit
Just say "No thanks" and turn away from them.
>>24059054
>that cellulite
>that shitty tattoo
>that lack of self respect
>that shitty hair
white women are repulsive
>>24059054
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously. it can be okay with friends and when the music gets too much go out for a smoke.
as soon as you turn it into "lets try pull a girl" it becomes fucking sad and pathetic experience really. Seriously.. just watch other guys trying to do it and all the slags want is to try mug them off for a drink.
>>24059098
I definitely don't want to pull anyone, and none of my friends are into that so that's all good. I'm just worried what to say if one of the paid girls asks to take a photo with me and I sperg out or a photo of me ends up on the page and everyone laughs at me. Bad times tbqh
Why do people love gogglebox?
It's the TV equivalent to let's plays.
>>24059130
>watching tv
>truly pleb
>>24059130
It gives the people watching a sense of superiority, like Benefit Street or Big Brother.
>>24059123
seriously think about this mate
they aint gonna put a picture up of some loser cause everyone will think the club is full of losers and then stacey wont go there so chad wont go there.
>>24058945
The only reason people go to clubs is just to say that they are there to look sociable and have pictures to post on Facebook. Most people don't even like it. When I had friends back in the day they'd all want to go to clubs and I'd try to convince them to come do something else and they'd be like 'yea i agree mate clubs are shit but Stacy is going so gotta make an appearance;
The few times I did go it was
>Wait half an hour to get served while all the slutty girls push in and get served by the pervy old bar man instantly
>Stand around with friends too loud to talk to each other
>lose some of the friends
>Walk around looking for lost friends
>Find them
>Some other friends get lost
>walk around and find them
>Stand around
>everyone takes selfies with girls for Facebook
>leave at 2am sober and pay extortionate amounts for a taxi home
>>24059174
see >>24059054
unique post
>>24059170
>stealing my gimmick
truly pleb
>>24059174
>>24059253
Yea, maybe they put pictures of losers up so losers see the losers with girls and think maybe if I can go there I can get a grill.
>>24059267
>>24059267
>Having a gimmick
You some kinda pleb mate?
Got a bottle of jack with my clubcard points, very nice.
Gonna get a takeaway now, thinking a kebab and chips.douse the cunt in garlic mayo yeah?
>>24059297
garlic mayo, chilli sauce and all salad is absolutely required
I'll tell you guys somethin that happened about twelve years ago
>be me
>30 yr old
>bouncer
>work for a club
>not an ordinary place
>hard as fuck to get in
>if you're a betafag tough luck
>but still they keep trying
>one day this blonde kid walks up
>the most beta kid i've ever seen in my life
>asks to come in
>tell him only alphas are allowed
>he tries to show me he's tough but i tell him to fuck off
>he goes slouching off into the resuraunt across the street
>this happens about three times
>about to kick the faggots ass if he comes back again
>im already stressed enough getting old, going bald and shit
>betafag comes back again
>brought his fatass friend this time
>nigga wearin a pink shirt
>neckbeard
>they ask to come in
>i tell them to fuck off
>kids friend gets mad at him
>though betafag would get him in
>betafag calls pinkshirt a fatass and tells him to fuck off
>pinkshirt punches betafag in the fucking face
>holyshit.jpg
>betafag stands up
>he then proceeds to kick the ass of pinkshirt in the most brutal fight i had ever seen
>i look at betafag
>a tear drips down my face
>i let him in
>nigga gets so excited and runs in
>betafag slips on an icecube
>never let a betafag into the salty spatoon
>>24059435
weak, also the episode was 13 not 12 years ago
>>24059435
This is why I always read the last sentence first.
>>24059474
>>2405948
first attempt at a greentext with a humorous plot twist so i apologize
what you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD36kSd14kk
>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftk_1s03HDg
>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFtfziiuaI
just made 2 burgers and chips
you lot having a decent friday night?
>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY
Who /drinking alone/ here?
What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?
>>24059591
have you checked out black sun empire? you may like them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CB8ipZsJnU
>>24059673
Yeah love BSE, thanks for the link though.
>>24059611
Came back from center parcs this morning. Pretty miserable that I'm going back to wagekucking life once again.
>>24059656
> What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?
Join us on ETS2MP, lad. We're all friends there, and it's pretty chill.
Fuck the french drivers though, bunch of pricks, if I can be frank with you.
>>24059708
which one did you go to? i've been to the longleat center parcs a handful of times
Is Asahi beer as good as its ubiquity in my Japanese animes would suggest?
>>24059754
If you're a lager drinker, it's one of the better lagers out there.
Still tastes like horse piss to anyone who isn't a lager drinker though.
>>24059737
>tfw other robots have been without 20 miles of you
>tfw there could be a robot in your town right now
>>24059848
*within
>>24059848
> tfw there could be a robot in your town right now
Jesus, I hope not.
>>24059054
Beestings
>>24059737
Went to Sherwood forest cause it's the one closer to me.
>>24059098
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously.
i haven't been to a club in years since fucking up my normie life but this is amazing advice, thankyou
im just gunna dance like an idiot and have a good time next time while ignoring all the bullshit
Should I watch Evangelion? I really don't see the appeal of mecha anime.
What y'all fapping to tonight, lads?
>>24060080
Extremely hairy women.
>>24060054
I don't like XFactor, but I still watch it to make smalltalk in work.
>>24060080
The thought of my boss trapping me in the changing room and giving me a blowjob.
>>24060080
wenches i know in the real, probably some polish chick i work with
>>24060080
This weird thing where I imagine Taylor Swift singing hymns while I bum her. It's a recurring daydream and is getting more vivid as time goes on.
Bit scary desu
>>24060091
link pls senpai
>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
Beautiful classic that my pa' used to play
>>24060104
So the only reason I have to watch it is that I'll be able to watch Azusa shitposters?
>>24060250
*make smalltalk with
Not watch
>>24060250
You're an outsider, popular culture is the easiest way into a social group. If you don't like mecha shit then the only reason to watch Evangelion is because it's a casual filter that stops those who haven't watched it from participating in (I assume) about 70% of /a/
fucking hell lads, i just want to end it all. i don't enjoy anything anymore
>>24060493
let me lick your scrotum senpai
>>24060175
http://www.imagefap.com/organizer/247002/Harley-Hex
>>24060526
>Harley Hex
my fucking nigga
>can feel me and my gf slowly drifting apart
Fucking hell, I know having a gf is generally frowned upon here, but these feels are strong bros
>>24060542
my friend of excellent taste
actually I am only recently exploring this, I really like Harley, but can you recommend others?
>>24060639
Give me a second to open up my folder, ill try to pick out names
>>24060609
PffffHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAH!!!!!
Nothing funnier than a failed normie hahahahaha
>>24060694
Looks good that mate, where did you get it?
>>24060167
Sounds pretty hot desu
Tay a qt
Alright lads, weekend finally started and i got this in the mail today.
Can i still do anything with club nintendo codes?
>>24060708
Yeah yeah forgot image.
>>24060639
are you just into white girls? or do you mind blacks?
>>24060694
It was discontinued a while back
>>24060727
White really.
>>24056808
props.
Niggas I just got my first ever 'Outstanding' lesson observation, where's the TinyChat and Stewart Lee video streaming at?
>>24060708
I'm not a normie though friend, she's only my gf because we'd known each other for ages and it was just natural progression
If my misery makes you happy then I'm glad I made your day though
>>24060743
alright the obvious name sticking out for me here is Erin Eden, a lot of my folders only have their first names but ill keep looking
>>24060755
She's probably gotten a taste for Jamal to be rather frank. Sorry to hear it, lad.
>>24060755
It does, it really really does.
>>24060757
I appreciate it man
>tfw my fwb and my gf don't get along
Why is life so difficult?
>>24060792
Maybe, don't think she likes blacks though cause she's pretty racist. Not completely ruling out some sort of Chad being on the scene somewhere though
>>24060799
What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?
>>24060757
you've got stuff like this as well
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5694870/Monica-1
>>24060825
Sorry, my folders are all fucked up, it's hard to find the name's of the girls when shit is just named "hairy 687" or "mon8908098098" etc, I don't think I can find any more easily.
If you have a k2s or rg account I can link you to threads filled with links to galleries
>>24060856
Trying too hard: the post
>>24057338
>mfw I've been deranked 3 times on GNM
JUST
>>24060870
>What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?
Feels genuinely excellent man, what's it like knowing the only girl dumb enough to fall for your weak ass is balls deep in Chad right now?
I bought a wallscroll but it's too big and goes over the dado rail
>>24060910
At least I've known the love of a woman other than mum though tbqh
>>24060878
Afraid I lack those things. Thanks anyway.
>>24060910
You're a genuine retard my friend
>>24060989
Aaaand you never will again. LOL.
>>24061013
>Call me a retard
>Claim to be my friend
>No fireworks at all last night
Feels good man
>Fireworks been going on for 2 hours tonight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24060996
maybe search for extreme hairy in the hairy galleries on imagefap, or search for scary hairy atk on torrent sites for more stuff
>>24061048
>laughing at other people feels
GTFO faggot, you're about as welcome as pakis and unifags
>>24061048
Why are you so bitter?
>he didn't detect the unironic sarcasm in my post when I called him my friend
What you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxybPH2hJ4
>>24061091
Will look into it. Cheers anon.
>>24061101
I'm laughing at normies m8
I'm currently seeing a 16 year old girl.
And I'm still not sure how to feel about it.
What do you guys think?
fat mode engaged, the bbq burgers also come with chips, just to let you guys know they are only a rip off, rather than a major rip off
>>24061155
16 is legal, my only friend is a 15 year old girl still in high school and I always feel weird hanging out with her
>>24061155
16 is legal. Fuck her blind and never look back
>>24061209
could you imagine dating her though?
i've never been out with this girl, i've just fucked her every week for the past few months but she wants more.
and it'd just seem weird going out with her etc
>>24061179
>diet coke
Lol
>>24061209
how old are you?
uniquie comment hiroshima
>>24058752
What about 'why are you wearing a bath robe?' as she has a bath robe on in one of her pictures? Too autistic?
Man, this is too much stress for me senpai.
>>24061279
I probably could, we've never fucked since she's underage and she's my mates sister but we get on really well, either she's really mature for her age or I'm immature but we like all the same games and music and she enjoys watching japanese horror movies with me
>>24061287
18
>>24061286anon thank you so much for replying to me, I got a diet coke with the burgers in hopes more than one person would >diet coke me and I'd get a ton of replies for itthis is all my life has come to, I'm so desperate for attention
>>24061299
Bruv, you're fucked. You need to just be daft.
One line someone told me was to say:
"Top marks. Well done"
>what for?
"Top marks for the looks but does the personality match?"
>>24061237
Why are gingers so perfect
>>24061286
>coke at all
>>24061299
I got a date with a girl when she had a pic of her wearing a towel and my first message was 'will I have to speak up since you're wearing a towel'
WTF is up with this "desu" and "senpai" shit?
>>24061375
word filter on to be honest and family abbreviations
Room is like an absolute furnace but don't want to open the window in case creepy crawlies get in
>Radio on the drive home went on about how big the Euromillions jackpot is
>Actually waste 2 quid playing it
If I win I will literally buy the entire thread a pizza each.
>>24061427
i dont care about money, i care about you being my bf, i wish you were ;_;
>>24061427
Best of luck to you.
I'll hold you to the pizza thing.
>>24061420
don't believe you desu senpai
>>24061372
>>24061324
You see, I could never in a million years come up with shit like that. Maybe that's why i'm 26 and still a virgin, i'm like venom snake. Zero personalty but unlike venom, I'm not attractive either.
Fuck. I just think I had a massive realization desu.
>>24061427
Fuck didn't even realise and now its too late :(
>>24061355
They're God's final gift to us before the atheists kill him
>>24061484
You saved yourself 2 quid m8. You have more chance to get hit by lightning and all that.
>>24061427
You probably won't win lad, it's always some pensioners or a retarded Chad or Stacey who do.
Drinking a crabbies alcoholic ginger beer lads by myself with a good stock of wine and special brew. Why do you even need a stanky gf; robots got it all sussed.
>>24061606
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYncMk1zzp8
>>24061606
Rum & Coke desu senpai. Amen.
>>24061606
Are you the alcoholic anon?obviously, if you're drinking special brew
>>24061820
I work too much to be an alcohol. But I have a good binge drink on my off days desu senpai desu.
>>24061820
I drink Special Brew and I'm not an alcoholic. GP confirmed it; I'm an abuser, not an addict.
>>24062006
What's the difference?
original bijinal
>>24062042
Abusers can stop, they just don't want to despite the negative effects (fat, anxiety, nerve damage that makes your feet feel like they're on fire, etc.)
Addicts can't stop because alcohol withdrawal will literally kill you unless a GP hovers around you 24/7.
>>24061375
4chink made me do it
Did Nanking happen?
>>24056987
its all quackery
they'll never understand
>>24056987
I had to go to three different GP's before I got one that actually helped me with depression. The second one legit said 'just think positive thoughts'. The one I have now is really good though.
Just keep changing practices/seeing a different doctor at the practice, until you find one who will help you. It seems there are a lot out there who can't be bothered with it or just don't believe it's a real problem.
