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>tfw you find out he's engaged
>tfw you were always too shy to tell him how you felt
>tfw you want to crawl into a corner and just expire
>>24054470
Shut the fuck up cunt
>>24054470
>tfw 4/10
>tfw chad won't at me
>tfw chad will never talk to me
>tfw too socially inept to ever have a chance with chad
>tfw best friend is fat and 3/10 but really confident and loves herself and always gets chad
>fembot
Not sure if bait or bait
Saged
>>24054830
faggot, don't make a post saying you're saging a thread in said thread
>>24054773
When will this shit meme die?
>>24054863
Saged your reply.
>Males commit more suicides than women
>Men are more likely to be killed
>Most men are dying at war
>Most men die from work related injuries
>men are likely to get fired from their job
>Men are expected to put women's lives first
>A man have to work 2-3 jobs to get the same amount of money a stripper / camwhore would make
>A man is more likely to be raped in prison than a woman being raped by a stranger
>most homeless people are men
>A male that's considered "emotional" is considered a loser /wuss
>Men get half their income taken away after divorce
>women think they have actual problems
Fuck off to tumblr you ungrateful whore
>>24054947
>A man is more likely to be raped in prison than a woman being raped by a stranger
What lmao?
>>24054470
>tfw wearing make up for the first time
>really worried about how i might look with it
>hoping someone gives me a compliment
>tfw chad finally looks at me and smiles
>says i look cute today
>asks where'd i'd been hiding this beauty
>tfw i might actually have a chance with chad
>>24054470
You deserve it for not speaking up. Idiot.
Same goes for guys that don't speak up. Idiots.
>>24054482
>>24054830
>>24054896
>>24054947
>hurr durr reeree oink oink fembots
Yeah you're retarded as well, no one gives a shit about your made up robut clubhouse. This board is shit, I'm just here to truepost. Also, you know that most of the time these are bait threads and you're so deluded you believe them to be true?
>>24054947
Women are more likely to get raped in prison by bulldykes though
>>24054984
In case you are a feminist and don't know shit about rape, most rapes cases are made in jail and in the army. It is especially true in shitty countries.
In the ones that are made in the civil world, in like 99% of the cases, the victim knew the aggressor.
>>24054773
Go for the beta manlet.
>>24055073
That wasn't my point lmao.. rape is kinda expected in fucking prison. Comparing it to rape statistics in the normal everyday world doesn't make any sense
Why didn't you just compare female to male rape.
>>24055131
>It's expected when it's done to men
What a twisted world view you have there. Are you a feminist by a chance?
>>24055175
Lmao im a feminist because i realize rape is more prelavent in prison than in normal life?
You literally cant make an argument without skewing facts?
>>24055101
B-But anon, I want Chad... :/
>>24055131
>Man gets raped in jail
>Well, that's what you get for being a criminal
>woman wear provocative clothing while drunk alone
>How could you ?! She didn't ask for it!
>>24055226
So i can rape you if you are drunk and i think your clothes are sexy?
Where are you baby, bend over for me.
>>24055252
Then you'll go to jail and get raped by niggers and rednecks
>>24055226
>all women are clubsluts
most women dress normally
>>24055284
You wont tell, even if you did, you wanted it slut. Trying to be all sexy, in those whore clothes of yours, whos going to believe you.
You liked it you little bitch.
Fembots pls post boobs so we can rate them and you can calculate your actual value as a woman based on those ratings. Thanks and you're welcome in advance.
>>24055212
>Lmao im a feminist because i realize rape is more prelavent in prison than in normal life?
Everyone realizes it's more common in prison only feminists think it's expected. It's like saying rape is expected when women wear revealing dresses.
>>24055017
Tripfag is correct. All these "fembot" threads are just bait.
>>24055306
>Implying tight yoga pants should be "normal"
>>24055311
I'm not gay though. And men don't usually wear clothes that are too revealing.
>>24055212
Anon.. I honestly do not know what to say. I saw your posts and just have to tell you how stupid you are and I rarely post in this shitty site in over 8 years. Please, get some rest.
>>24055357
>patting a tripfag on the back
please stop samefagging tripfag
>>24055348
Notice how its a bunch of dudes raping dudes, or dudes raping chicks...
Basically bunch of rapist guys?
>>24055365
I very rarely see women wearing yoga pants but also I don't live on a college campus.
>>24055365
>implying i give a shit if your gay or not or want it
>implying you get to dictate what i find fucking revealing and what i should rape you over
Your gonna take it bitch, and your gonna likeit
>>24055226
>comparing dressing scantily to being a convicted criminal
Hello fembots. Crunchyroll and chill?
>>24055101
not her but where do you find alpha manlets?
a 5'3'' hairy guy that enjoys hunting, hiking, cleaning his guns while shirtless, etc would be perfect
>>24055441
>streaming anime
tfw no one cares
>tfw you found out your childhood love remarried
>tfw you find out the guy is a typical Chad
>Everything looks fake
>Because it is
>Weddings are overblown parties
>I keep enjoying my Nintendo games and Asian porn
My life has gone to shit and they're living the good life
Let's escape from reality my friends
>>24055408
>What is revealing is a construct
YEAH, but you're literally retarded if you don't see the difference between short or tight clothing and long sleeved button up with baggy jeans.
>>24055380
you live in a farm
>>24055436
>Men deserve to be raped in jail. Not women who won't take care of themselves
great champ
>>24054482
just go to wizchan
if women want to fuck 4chan up like they've fucked literally everything else in history up, there's no stopping them
>>24055516
Shutup cumslut, you're my boipussy now. You have 0 fucking say in this.
>>24055516
women also get raped in jail
Marriage comes with its own set of problems
Enjoy your lonerdom
Oh great another MMORPG thread
>>24055543
>Girls raping eachother in prison
This would be hot if most of the girls that went to jail didn't look terrible
>tfw your sexuality from childhood is based around self-objectification
>tfw you tie sex strongly to love
>tfw no one wants you for more than a pump and dump, so you feel too repulsive to even masturbate
>>24055365
Don't shame women for wearing yoga pants, you fucking fag, its hard to fap to them when you have to imagine everything
>>24055469
>her
also, i believe the man you're looking for is james howlett
>>24055577
not sure what you are trying to tell me but yeah I guess.
most dudes in prison are quite ugly too, I get you on that?
>>24055542
gr8
b8
m8
8/8
>>24055543
Men are most likely to be in jail
Seriously if you dont get it yet, your retarded.
Making the argument that "women had it coming" is plain ol horseshit. Rapists cause rape, not your clothes, not the dark alley, the rapist.
So how many of you are virgins? How many of you are thin?
>>24055612
are you really upset about a bunch of gangbangers and niggers being locked up anon? who cares
have you personally been to jail? I'm pretty sure robots are very unlikely to be arrested unless you are having troubles hiding your cp. they don't even go outside.
all these problems you're discussing have nothing to do with anyone here. yes, I agree men have all kinds of problems and must live up to awful expectations. this doesn't mean females don't have any problems.
>>24055619
surely not the degenerate prison system, eh?
nah, its the rapists who cause rape
>>24055365
You look mighty fine in those blue jeans boy
>>24055657
Shh. This is a woman hating board.
I mean, why wont women love me.
I mean, its all chads fault.
I mean, why arent youa virgin.
I mean, ill hire a prostitute to lose MY virginity.
I mean, we should rape all women.
I mean, men get taped too!
I mean, fucking normies have no problems ever.
I mean, my situation is legit 100% not my fault.
>>24055529
> this
It's completely unstoppable dude. There is literally nothing you can do to stop them. Given enough time this board will become a normie sob fest where "girl here" will derail absolutely every argument. It's already started, and it will only get worse.
>>24055657
A woman isn't going to go to jail for assault.
>>24055771
have you ever been assaulted by a woman?
You do not need to tell a man that you are interested in him, if he does not pick up on your flirting he is likely not worth your time.
As a dude i know from experience, i had girls ask me out and stop seeing each other after 2 dates be cause because i was so shit around women.
>>24055762
Instead of bitching about it like the dumbass you are, why dont you say "Hi, im fucking anon, how are you today"
You MOAN and MOAN over and over about how fems never fucking pay attention to you. Then you get fembots who come on to the board to relate with you that life is hard and being alone is hard.
And what do you fucking do? You freak the fuck out like little pussies instead of just being like, "Shit , yea , life is hard.. wanna talk about it and get to know each other"
Literally...shit stain material
>>24055788
Yeah. You haven't? Prolly because you're a white knight.
>>24055808
I am a female. I've never assaulted anyone or been assaulted because I do not interact with anyone outside or go outside.
the fact that you've been close enough to a woman to get smacked around proves you are a normie.
>>24055771
Bullshit women go to jail for assault
>tfw I went to jail for assault and didn't even throw first swing
>>24055847
And you're obese.
>>24055847
>Apply aloe to burn
>>24055857
Because you look like Brad fucking Pitt ?
>>24055657
>who cares
What if he's a changed person? What if he was actually innocent? How about guys that commit petty crimes but get harsher punishment? Do they deserved to be raped more than anyone? You don't think it's sad? You just care if women gets raped. Yeah, that's not biased.
> this doesn't mean females don't have any problems
EVERY FUCK FEMBOT THREAD IS THE SAME FUCKING THING!
>Waaahh no tall attractive bf with big dick
>Stupid male virgins think they can ask me out? IM A FUCKING PERSON
>Why's Chad going out with stacey? I guess all men only care about looks
>He's a boring loser with no friends, no wonder girls don't go out with him
>How dare chad dump me after I gave him sex early? All men are fuckboys
>Just because I suck dicks a lot, doesn't make me a slut
>virgins are disgusting ewww
>>24055856
You fucking beta. You can get off with anything if you whine about rape.
>>24055643
Me
Not me
>tfw no gril wants to mother me, let me suckle at her breasts while she jerks me off
>>24055808
did you go to jail for getting smacked by some chick? I highly doubt it.
let me guess, your mom hit you one time and now you hate all women? :^)
>>24055877
I have literally never seen a thread like that that wasn't created by some beta b8
>>24055876
I do in fact. Minus the confidence.
>>24055806
your 'loneliness' is nothing like our loneliness
you've been given everything in life, by virtue of having a vagina. yet you get yourself into a depressed tizzy every time you make a stupid decision and have to deal with the consequences.
robots were born unattractive, isolated, bullied, abused and were left emotionally scarred for the entirety of their lives, society told them to get over there problems or to kill themselves, so they continue to wallow in their own self pity
you on the other hand were pampered from your teen years on by beta orbiters willing to concede to your every move, as well as a culture that increasingly tilted the bias in every facet of society into your favor
go fuck yourself and get out
>>24055881
Why the fuck would I do that. I beat the dog shit out of that guy for an entirely different reason.
>>24055806
Please, 'fembots' haven't been lonely for one day of their lives. They don't know what loneliness feels like, they assume it feels like Chad picking another girl after pumping and dumping you.
Also, if you think women on 4chan will want to get to know you and eventually make you their bf you're more pathetic than us.
>>24055933
Was it a guy, or a manlet?
>>24055928
This is the shit im talking about. Fuck you I will get out, and there you go again. Alone forever in the dark with the warm glow of your fucking screen and the smell of the cum stains on the tissue papers around you.
Ill be waiting for your "beta uprising" where you finally blow your brains out because you were too stupid to just fucking say "Yo, im lonely"
>>24055963
You don't at least make an effort to properly dispose of your cum-stained tissue papers? Disgusting.
>>24055905
>Implying women don't care about "nice guys", fuckboys, unnattractive guys hitting on them, and Chad not giving them a relationship
>Implying won't complain about being called a shut or fat
>Crush on professor
>he is probably over fifty
>he is happily married
>have to keep taking classes with him for another semester and a half
remove my diseased brain
>>24055963
Oh i'm sure insulting robots will make them happy to welcome females here.
top lel desu senpai
The fembot meme needs to die, if only hiroyuki would filter "fembot" and "femanon" to cumdumpster like it used to be.
>>24055963
you are one of the dumbest fembots i ever have seen in my life
>>24056004
It's an MTF. Ignore him and he'll eventually cry away the makeup then cry some more.
>>24055994
what the fuck is it with women and getting crushes on teachers and professors?
>>24055995
fembots have existed longer than people using the word "meme". /r9k/ has been overflowing with girls since 2008, this place has always been shit.
>>24055877
okay let's add some variety then
>tfw too shy to talk to qt manlets
>tfw black so they probably think "ew! he's barely even a real man! lol!" is what goes through your mind when you see a man that's shorter than you
>tfw what actually goes through your mind is something along the lines of "I wish he would say hello to me ;~;"
>>24055960
1st guy was about 6 foot I would guess about 185 lbs 2nd dude maybe a little taller but a lot heavier set
>>24056042
So we call into question whether a psycho she-hulk can really be called a woman.
>>24055963
You cant argue with them, they're too far gone.
>>24056023
he's nicer to me than anyone else on campus, and smiles or winks at me when I say clever things.
>>24056023
they can get better grades by leading them on
>tfw when only black guys seem interested in me
>tfw i only want my white oneitis
>tfw he only likes pumping and dumping stacies
>tfw i'll never be the girl to change him
>>24056041
>tfw black so they probably think "ew! he's barely even a real man! lol!" is what goes through your mind when you see a man that's shorter than you
Wait im confused to this line. Are you a black gay male attracted to short dudes or...
>>24056081
so basically he is LITERALLY sexually assaulting you
>>24055994
>tfw had a math lecturer that might have been the dorkiest person alive
>tfw he had a mullet
>tfw he had that cartoonish stereotypical geek voice
>tfw he'd always make lots of weird references to books, poems, etc during lectures
>tfw the best way you can think to describe his personality is mathematician equivalent of nardwaur
>tfw one day he helped you with a problem and you suddenly noticed that he had nice eyes
>tfw had a slight crush on him ever since
thankfully I'm not taking that course anymore
>>24056081
no one cares roastie whore
>>24056097
I do hope this is an ironic false flag post by man who made a statement about this exact kind of behavior.
>>24056097
>tfw successful relationships only work if both people in the relationship date people on the same level on the social hierarchy.
REMOVE FEMWHORE
REMOVE ROASTIE
>>24056061
I'm not very big and to look at me or know me you wouldn't think I was capable of it but they pushed the buttons that made a monster come out
>>24055806
you think they come here because they want to meet us? they just see it as means for easy attention
jesus you're delusional
>>24054773
Tell me honestly, would you like Chad to flirt with you even though nothing would come of it, or do you not like being led on?
Assume that I am a Chad, how should I act around robot orbiters?
>>24056118
It's probably just that he's picked up on my being a pathetic piece of shit who academically thrives with positive reenforcement.
>>24056125
then why did I get multiple (you)s?
>>24054470
Remove ROASTIES, REMOVE FEMWHORES FUCK OFF FROM MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SUCCUBIS, I HOPE EVERY ONE OF YOU GETS GANGRAPED AND DIE HORRIBLY
>>24055436
And what about falsely accused convicted?
Do they deserve it too?
>>24056141
Good to know. I have a thing for dangerous women. Shame those that exist are sexually irresponsible.
>>24055580
It's cuz you're fat mystery I have a pic of you saved somewhere
You
Are
Fat
>>24056152
>implying I don't want to meet robots
I married a robot. :3c
I've met some robots. I enjoy talking to robots. It's not really that difficult to understand that you want to be around people you have something in common with
if you want attention, you could use social media or /soc/
>>24056276
>if you want attention, you could use social media or /soc/
not if you're unnattractive
>>24055963
>mfw there are actual femanons here
be my gf plz? post pics of your butt.
>>24056276
>I married a robot. :3c
also that wasn't a robot, he tricked you
>she had a barely mentioned boyfriend at another school
>started dating another guy I honestly could not muster a single complaint about
>different girl approached me on facebook, turns out she mistook my profile for that of the same guy since I didn't actually have photos up at the time since I thought I was butt ugly at the time (I'm strictly decent so I guess self-confidence is somewhat higher.) She later broke her leg like an idiot jumping a fence during a school thing so everyone was banned from doing that from then on the daft cunt
>another girl asked years back in middle school if I was a virgin and I told her yes, she acted like she wanted to take that I backed the fuck off and she was pregnant by some guy two years later and gave me funny looks (later harassed me for having a goofy look on my face in college)
>girl who was real quiet and always acted funny when I talked to her (think I made her uncomfortable or she thought I was a retard or something) got pregnant senior year and I wanted to beat the shit out of whoever left her single despite the full possibility she didn't even like me as a friend
>first girl I mentioned's mother came to my scumbag uncle's funeral and sent her regards when I've isolated myself from everyone I knew in high school
>>24056322
>chads get on /r9k/ to find girls
silly anon
>>24056318
sorry but my butt's not qt
can fembots fart on me and drip period blood on my chest
>>24056356
never been to an anime convention? it's the same thing. chad goes to those things for easy pussy
>musician bf doesn't get why sophie is good
>only listens to brazilian vocal jazz and r&b
>feels like sleepytime tea every time he takes the aux cord
it's an esoteric sort of fembot feel
>>24056214
I'm faithful to my boyfriend and those asshole fucking with him was the reason I got into the squab
>Robot feels
>I have never been loved by a female or even touched one in a romatic way
>Fem"bot" feels
>My bf doesn't do what i want
>>24055806
>tfw actively try and meet fembots
>robots call me a beta white knight kek
>most fembots frequently stop talking after a couple days
>others are too scared by other robots to even attempt
>>24056437
The lioness protects her Chad. I love it already.
Soz Tumblerina, you've seemed to of made a mistake, /clg/ is 12 clicks to the right
>>24055762
>>24055529
>movies, cartoons, series are now mostly targeted towards women, a few are "family movies"
>the few things that are mostly masculine like comics and video games are pandering to women because their creators are pathetic manginas looking for female attention and approval
>sports now are filled with white knights and shit like breast cancer campaigns who dresses all athletes in pink outfits like a bunch of clowns
>now women want to use their vaginas to get attention in an canadian bridge building website
>>24056466
When I see a girl complaining about "loneliness" its like a Swede complaining about being "poor", all you have to do is nothing.
>tfw given group assignment in class
>get paired up with chad
>give him my number to send me assignment info
>tfw he never messages me
>tfw i made the mistake of not asking him for his number instead
>have dream where I'm riding the train home
>a beautiful hapa girl squeezes in behind me
>her crotch meets my ass
>motion knocks us closer together
>she grabs my hips
>we start grinding on each other
>she spins me around by the shoulders
>kisses me
and than I woke up, still miserable and closeted
>>24056229
she's also a useless cunt but im pretty sure thats common knowledge around here
>>24056700
iktf all too well senpai
>>24056726
>tfw have had nothing but pleasant exchanges with mystery
Please explain further?
>tfw doing a project with a student club
>tfw spend all day around fit young guys in sweatpants
>tfw keep forgetting my work because I'm too focused on ogling their crotch bulges and asses and imagining what it would feel like to run my hands over them
>get home from work
>see boyfriend's car in driveway
>go into house and see them hanging out in backyard patio
>they don't realize I'm home yet
>over hear boyfreind talking about me and my roommate
>he's saying "I was trying to go for <roommate's name>, but I got Anon instead. I'm not complaining though."
>>24055580
>tfw mystery removes you from Skype because you were too depressed to talk a lot for a few days
Worst feel.
>>24056823
hah! that's what you get you roastie cunt.
also, protip: the guy is always going for your friend at first
>>24056823
I'd dump him if I were you. He talks about you as if you were a prop, not a person, and as if he owned or leased you, not as if you had a relationship.
>>24056113
I-I'm a grill
>>24056823
meh, I was a rebound relationship that persisted because of my bf's dependency issues.
eventually you just have to settle for the fact that few of the nice things in life come from good and honest intentions.
The ends may not justify the means, but they exist regardless.
>hot tubbing with friends
>it's late at night so we decide to go topless
>a friend moves closer to me and tries to cope a feel
>tell him I can't let him since I have a boyfriend
>he gets a bit sad
>girl from across from me calls him over and says she'll let him touch and play with her breasts anyway he wants as long he doesn't pull his dick out
>he immediately moves to her side and starts groping them and kissing them for the next 5 minutes or so
They didn't even really know each other. What makes boobs so great to you guys?
Do any fembots here want a gf? I'll date literally any female who replies to this post. LITERALLY
No I'm not a mentally ill tranny faggot I'm a real girl.
>>24057035
We're hard wired to love boobs. Much like how girls are hard wired to love attention.
>>24057059
w-what kind of girl are you?
>you find out he's engaged.
Why don't men wear 'engagement' rings? I do, it's a good feeling having something like that on display.
I wonder what is up with the statistic that guys with wedding rings get hit on more.
>>24057059
If i became a girl would you be my gf?
>>24057059
>tfw no yuri gf
>>24056904
But a manlet would most likely be intimidated by women because they think the women think they're "not a real man". All you gotta do is talk to themA--re-are you a ....black grill by any chance?
>>24057059
I am a girl who wants a gf, will you move in with me and be my gf?
Are you qt?
>>24057091
if you're engaged what does it matter if you find out some dude also is?
>>24057107
Where do you live? Don't really consider myself a qt, but I've been told I am.
>>24057121
ah, no actually I'm a guy.
A man who wears an engagement ring.
I let my friend touch my boobs once. Now he's not shy about having an erection when around me. Usually when he gets hard he'll try to slouch or put on some jeans. When we hug and he has a boner he'll back his pelvis away. Now when he gets a hardon, he'll walk around shamelessly with sweats or doesn't mind when I hug him tight and his boner is pressed against me.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE BITCHES ON /r9k/?! FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE YOU NASTY SKANKS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM YOUR FUCKING DISEASE.
>>24057138
That sound cute, why don't you let him fuck you?
>>24057035
It's a ton of fun. Good sized, well formed tiddies are a gift from god, and it's not every day you get to fondle some good ones.
That being said
>topless
>with other guys around
>when you have a boyfriend that isn't there
Questionable morality.
>>24057133
who purchases a male's engagement ring?
>>24057107
Can I move in with you if you make me into a girl?
>>24057138
Damn you're a stupid slut.
Fembots should be called femwhores from what i get from this thread.
>>24057138
I wish I had a female friend like you. I wouldn't have to be ashamed of being attracted to a female friend.
Would you ever fuck him though? Even if you don't you're still cool
>>24057130
I live in Florida.
>>24057035
what the fuck is this shit seriously
penis
fuck you robot
>>24057081
I dunno. I'm 19 and have been a NEET for 6 years.
>>24057094
No fuck off
>>24057107
Where do you live? I don't know to be honest. I'm not obese.
>>24057130
stop pretending to be me you fucking whore. at least say "not who you're responding to but..."
>>24057167
no I am not attracted to traps.
>>24057163
Both of us?
I'ts something simple and cheap, eventually I'll get something nicer. Turns out I really like the feeling of a heavy ring, two toned (mostly silver) would be nice.
>>24057059
I am a girl with a penis seriously so when can we fuck?
>>24057190
>at least say "not who you're responding to but..."
eh, that's too much work
>>24057162
There was only one guy around. If it was a bunch of normie guy friends, then no I wouldn't have gone topless in front of him.My guy friend is far from normie status.
>tfw no mature older man bf
>>24057190
I don't know if you'd like me as your GF, I'm ugly but in need of a GF so badly.
>>24057035
Wait, this is something that normies actually do? They let their friends play with their tits? This seems so unreal to me, like a different universe.
>>24057233
I totally believe you. Slut.
>>24054947
This. Fucking this. This doesn't even have anything to do with women being able to find a partner. This is just the pedestal that women sit on in society. Makes me want to go out and kill a whore tbqh fampai. And I'm normie. Not even robot. I've had pussy
>>24057233
>it was only one guy
>it was only one squeeze
>it was only one kiss
>it was only one finger
>it was only one night
The path to degeneracy is a slippery slope. Why tie your shoes together if you don't want to trip?
>>24054998
>Tfw bait
>>24056832
Are you the one who messaged me this morning? I removed you because I got the sense that you have a harem of female orbiters and I'm not about dat life
>>24057312
It's a weird universe we live in
Some dudes going through hell to touch a pair of tits and fail, while some simply ask and succeed.
>>24056904
from one black girl to another: don't do manlets
regardless of the race you choose, it's always going to be weird precisely because of the preconception you described
that being said, there's nothing better than a black lanklet bf
>that insecurity tho
>tfw beta orbiter keeps giving me things
>tfw he keeps being nice to me
>tfw i hear him talking to his female friend about me
>she encourages him to ask me out
>tfw i suck at saying no so i'll probably avoid him at all costs now
>>24057377
I'm the one who talked to you on email a week ago and then we talked some on Skype.
>a harem of female orbiters
Haha, what the fuck?
>>24057463
le bait fish jaypeg
>>24057463
what is wrong with him? let's hear those amazing excuses
>ask qt grill about her tumor removal
>she giggles and plays with her hair while answering
>she's probably straight anyway
she talks like Daria and had a costume for every day of Hallo-week.
>>24057490
he's an arabic manlet who likes muh weed and nigger music
>>24057306
I said any female. I'll be ur gf famfam. I don't like girls who tell people they're qt anyway they're always delusional whores.
If you want, make a throwaway email and post it. I'll send you my skype along with something that'll prove I'm me and not some desperate neckbeard.
>>24056416
can you link me some of that music, please?
>gay female
>madly in love with my gf
>accidently cheat on her with one of my male exes over the weekend
I feel horrible. I doesn't really count as cheating though right?
>>24057535
I hate to break it to you, but if you're a female asking for a girlfriend on r9k, then you're a desperate whore desu senpai
>>24055469
>tfw 6'2", hairy, like camping, hiking, and guns and hunting
>tfw wouldn't touch a roastie like you
;)
>>24057582
>accidently cheat
>>24057535
Okay, I made a throwaway e-mail.
It's currently [email protected], once I get your e-mail I'll add you on Skype.
>>24057582
>this kind of normalfaggotry is running rampant on r9k
my boyfriend and guy friends talk a lot shit about my best friend who knew me for so long, but didn't fuck me. My best friend is shy and isn't into things that most of my friends are into so they view him as a loser or some kind of autistic . They don't say it to his face, but they'll sometimes put him into uncomfortable situations that he's too socially inept to realize is a situation in which they are making fun of him.
>"fem"bots
Just get out
>>24057582
of course it counts as cheating you roastie whore, clearly your gf's pussy isn't enough for you
>>24057613
aww, i bet you're a qt, anon
How does it feel guys? There are "fembots" getting girlfriends on your khhv board.
>>24054773
Why do men like to pretend they are women?
>>24057624
>not shooting chad
This is the reason.
>>24057665
>shy girl's tits flying every which way
kek
>>24057728
i spit on degeneracy
>>24057698
Sorry roastie, I can't hear you. I'm too busy shooting my gun shirtless in the woods with my boys.
>>24057761
there are worse fates than death
>>24057561
of what, the brazilian jazz stuff?
my old dude's got a thing for flora purim, if that helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN9ZsDIasZU
i love music as much as the next pretentious asshole, so i get why this is enjoyable (because it is)
but imagine living with a person who listens to nothing but this shit, day in and day out
at least we both like opn and arca
>>24057777
nice digits friendo
>>24057613
w-what kind of girls do you like, anon? you can at least tell me that, right?
>>24057807
Yeah, self-death.
You are literally being keked by girls on your board
>>24057825
yeah, that. thanks
i tend to listen to a little bit of everything, so i dont really know that feel
>>24057582
That's hot as fuck. You should cu ck her more. Tell her you love her but you need real dick sometimes, make her feel inadequate and bad but insist that you love her and want to be with her.
>>24057874
the thing is, Stacey died more or less instantaneously, the gunman as well- there is a wealth of suffering in survival
Reminder to all femanons that you are all beautiful and lovely and sweet.
Thank you for gracing r9k with your presence.
Boy here,
>>24057984
This.
>saggy titties
>chubby
great combo
>>24057984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04eVdOtnmO6
this was good vocaroo material
>>24058000
I only come here to make you feel special anon <3
>>24057873
I like girls whoI don't have to act super masculine around 24/7 because my dad never loved me and I have to fill the void by acting like a man's man
>>24057980
haha you think the death of one Stacy and some dweeb will have an effect on the glory of Chad Thundercock.
>>24058017
n-no, y-you are gracing r9k
I masturbated with my guy friend one time, but we had blankets covering ourselves so we didn't really see each other's stuff.
>>24057984
Haven't seen you post that in a while.:^)
Times I cried in front of my best friend:
about 16
Times I cried in front of my boyfriend:
about 5 times and he was always the reason I cried.
>>24058066
in many ways Chad will always be Chad,
but he can be weakened
>>24057525
aw shit, nevermind, he's fucking trashand I like nigger music
>>24058135
By drugs.
When my cousin broke his arm, I used to jerk him off. Then I found out he was capable of jerking it with his left hand.
>>24058164
>drugs being the most toxic vice of a Chad
>>24054470
>women
>they claim to want to be appreciated for what's on the inside, and not just their sex appeaI
>come to completely anonymous message board, the first time in history they can be perfect equals, and not have their contributions poisoned or pandered to by their tits
>do nothing but scream that they are, in fact, girls and do, in fact, have tits
>F E M A N O N HEEEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>have to make feel threads FOR GIRLS EDITION, GIRL HERE, IT'S THE SAME AS FEEL THREADS BUT ALSO I'M A GIRL FEMANON HERE, and make knockoffs of anonymous message board that are explicitly for women (lolcow, /fem/) so they can FEMANON HERE just by posting
>tfw women literally can't tolerate being anonymous
>tfw women literally can't tolerate not getting attention
>tfw women would rather be worshiped for being born with a moist hole than actually have to succeed or fail on their own merits
>tfw they are actually addicted to meaningless attention on the level of a pathetic junkie
>tfw they will forever be the Second Sexfuck u robot hows this for originality
>>24057775
This reminded me of a homo friend I used to play MMOs with, he played as a grill and all the betards kept falling in love with him and giving him stuff, hell, they even leveled up his character for him sometimes
The fact is bitches are extremely entitled because there are always manginas to offer their time and effort for free.
>>24057525
what's wrong with being arab? ;_;
racist bitch
>>24058231
I always play as a male, even thought I'm female
I fuck up when attention is on me, I should maybe learn to take advantage though
>>24058221
>willingly turning down one of the best tools for temporarily escaping the nightmare that is existence
>because "lol normies take drugs reee"
famiry prease
>>24058002
>chubby
>saggy tits
>big areolas
>covered in hair prone to become ingrown because of bras
>scarred from digging all of the ingrown hairs out
just remember there's always someone out there worse off than you
>fat with no tits
>get told that working out actually makes breasts bigger
>work out
>have excess skin and stretch marks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>24058299
I said nothing remotely close to that
>>24058350
>>24058312
Please let me fuck you.
>>24058350
i never had stretch marks or cellulite until i started lifting
swear to god i was better off fucking fat
>>24058223
Everyone on the internet is automatically a man until proven woman.
Equals entails gender would be irrelevant..however that will be never true. In some cases it is needed to say that it is a female or else people will respond with incorrect and far off the point statements.
This is pretty obvious. Only camwhores and soc femanons are the ones attentionwhoring.
Also male experiences aren't 100% equal to female experiences. There are just things you don't understand so why have females shit up your thread when they can make their own?
>>24055226
>man in jail
>gets raped by a man
>woman minding her business walking home
>gets raped by a man
Anybody else noticing some similarity here? :^) Men need to learn to control theimselves like civilized people
>>24054932
kekkng my shit up
>>24058444
>man performs public service
>gets raped by a woman
Where's your argument now, bitch?
>>24058369
>fembots are the problem
>they're invading our personal space
>fembots make their thread as to not shit up yours and also to save jump limits.
>robot comes in asking for sex as if it means anything.
You can't have your cake and eat everyone elses.
>>24058428
but i want women to admit they're women because their presence makes me happy
>>24058428
Robots just hate women in general. Fembots probably make them even angrier since it contradicts all those MRA/PUA fantasies about how easy women have it.
>>24058483
can you eat cake and shit it into my mouth then?
>>24058491
But every post in this thread is proof of their fantasies. Every post. I'm beginning to suspect that fembots don't even exist and all these posts are made by other MRAs.
>>24058487
I'm just saying that there will always be differences and this is why people teach something called tolerance. If a girl posts about masturbating lets say and doesn't mention her gender, men will start posting about onaholes and shit. How is that correct or equal? It just makes the entire thread irrelevant. Sometimes it's necessary but not all the time.
Would you give your orbiter a handjob or blowjob on his birthday?
Personally I would never do it unless he done something really nice for me. I've only let my orbiter see me changing my clothes.
>>24058483
>implying I'm the same person who's complaining about fembots
>implying I'm not a completely different person who happens to like ugly loser girls
>>24058481
men cannot rape, please refer to my previous post for more information. :^)
>>24058359
that gif reminds me a lot of the time of my first smex a month ago
just lying there
thinking about the world
almost completely still with zero expression
while the girl riding my shlong enthusiastically is overdoing the noise a bit like were in a mega porno
>have a mad crush on the rapper milo
>used to be on 4chan before /mu/ pissed him off
>he'll never know how much i want to sit on his face
milo pls
>>24058491
Have you even read the thread?
>waah Chad doesn't want me
>waah beta orbiters wanting to be with me
>waah my bf will take a while to come home
so hard being gurl
Bots crying about someone trying to get attention.
Bots crying because they want attention.
Bots cry about fembot being an attention whore.
Bots cry about not getting a girlfriend.
You guys drive yourselves to /r9k/ and it's hilarious. It's like this board thrives on being hypocritical.
>>24058705
The whole board is dedicated to attention and reassurance that they are robots.
They can't even kill themselves without making an attention thread at the very end and asking if people want to watch. Then they back out after their attention need is filled.
>>24058685
>implying those weren't bait posts to get replies
>>24058705
>Bots crying because they want attention.
what
>>24057339
Who put women on the pedestal? Now go confront them.
>>24054947
>>Males commit more suicides than women
So? You suffer more living than you do dying. Those men freed themselves. And women do commit suicide so this means nothing.
>>Men are more likely to be killed
Men are violent and are born with the innate strength to be overly aggressive. You can't blame women because men can't stop fighting with each other.
>>Most men are dying at war
Because men made up the rule that women can't right.
>>Most men die from work related injuries
Men take jobs that they can do with their strength. Its not a job that anybody wants but it also isn't a job that you're forced to do. If you want more women to die make sure not to help them and hopefully it makes you feel better to see people die.
>>men are likely to get fired from their job
Because more men are competing for valuable positions. I don't see why you want to take women's jobs.
>>Men are expected to put women's lives first
Besides the biological reasons for this, why do you hate helping people so much? All I read here is "why can't I let others get hurt or die and save myself". Ever heard of the words kindress or altruism? But as I said just don't help. Not all men throw themselves in front of women because they're expected to. Want to use women as human shields? Go right ahead.
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