>tfw no money
>go on gay app
>old guy near me offers $100 to suck my dick at his place
>I agree as it's just a blowjob
>arrive there and he pays me
>he is slobbering at the thought of my twink body
>tfw he pulls down my pants and starts sucking me
>tfw looking down at his aged face consuming my dick all the way
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>tfw I leave 10 minutes later feeling ashamed with my $100 payment
This is not how I anticipated my life.
>tfw no old guy will suck your dick
>>24054440
You got paid to get your dick sucked? That's a bargain dude.
What's this app you speak of?
>tfw too shameful to whore myself,even online
>>24054472
Grindr. Some desperate older guys on there. Sad because no girl wants me yet I get like a dozen messages of guys wanting to fuck.
All you had to do was look up and pretend it was a qt
Shit, do that 12 times, you got yourself a first month's rent and a eurostar ticket. Or a greyhound bus if you're american. I'm american. I have no business being on an anonymous imageboard at 9am and neither do you.
>>24054466
Have you even tried son?
>>24054509
You're a twink desu senpai
Embrace it, this is your money maker. You're like a female to gays. You are EZ mode naow
>>24054522
n-no...mister
>>24054515
Hard when he was making weird groany noises and his hands felt rough grabbing my buttocks. He was sucking away so hard too.
>>24054547
That's disgusting bro.
Make that $100 go far. What are you gonna do with it?
>be 15 years old
>guy who works with my mother starts doing shit with us
>he's an artist so i thought i could learn a lot from him
>turns out he's 50 and gay
>always calls me and sends me emails
>becomes my only friend
>always pays for everything
>go with him on vacation
>go with him to the cinema and bars etc
>never thought about that he might be a pedophile
>we are on vacation
>he ordered a room with only one bed
>seriously.jpg
>be forced to sleep next to this guy for a week
>he does gay shit like this all the time but he was my only friend
>cut contact one day and he gets angry as fuck/acts hostile against my mother on the workplace
fuck this guy seriously
>>24054440
Please give us more hilarious details
>>24054593
I'll be the first to call you a frigid bitch.
>>24054593
Should of called the cops, man
When you're a kid like that you hold all the power kinda like women. Just be like he was touching you weird. Lock that nigga up
>>24054593
you're an asshole for cutting contact with him
>>24054547
Ill be honest, sorta turning me on right now. Be happy that you can get paid to be blown. That's easy money.
>>24054628
Are you a tumblr feminist?
>>24054593
But he never like tried to fuck you right? I mean its creepy as fuck but he was probably lonely.
>>24054593
>gays are normal people just like us!
>t. Pedophile queer
>>24054665
you don't know what that kind of shit does to a child that age
i try not to think about it and writing it down disgusted me desu
>>24054658
Yeah bro
fite me fgt
>got paid 100 dollars to get a blow job
Think of it this way:
You could have spent the entire day in a retail job and made less money.
I think im gonna do that just to fucking make rent.
Ur prolly gonna spend it on vidya too
>>24054570
I'm gonna get me some groceries and maybe clothes. Neetfag so not much money.
>>24054518
Yeah I don't know if many guys would want to pay. This guy was old and sounded desperate as he messaged me right away saying about payment. I hope I didn't catch anything.
>>24054642
Most robots I bet can get paid. These old faggots love young insecure guys.
>>24054440
You dirty whore Op
What'd you expect
>>24054593
you had a creepy-ass sugar daddy, anon
>>24054642
But if a woman gets paid for sex she's a filthy roastie whore?
I never understood gays paying to suck a dick
>>24054658
are you retarded?
>>24054593
wow fuck this guy.
>>24054999
They think it tastes good and it empowers them according to the Gay Studies department at Yale University
>>24054999
the illusion of str8 dique
str8 dique >>>>>> gay dique
>>24054784
Are you some kind of faggit?
I'd take a lifetime of retail over this crap.
>>24055032
>whole day or retail or 5 min blowjob
>the blowjob makes more money too
Jesus, senpai. You're not giving the BJ, that's gross. You're receiving. All ya gotta do is close your eyes and imagine it's a qt. Plus since it's a dude he probably sucks good dick cuz he knows that a guy likes when getting a BJ
>OP literally gets easy mode gaydom
>Wants to fuck a girl
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>24055088
Because I am not gay. I just go with guys because at least it is some sexual experience.
>>24054593
>15
>pedo
That's not how it works anon.
>>24054440
Every guy saying 'omg you got paid to get blown stop complaining' would feel just as disgusted if it happened to them.
>>24055065
I'm a germophobe and apparently you can get sti still. I doubt anyone would suck with a condom on.
>>24055128
It's not until that very moment you leave and you just wanna get home and jump in the shower right away and put all your clothes in the wash.
>>24055121
You know goddam well that it's commonly used when referring to attraction to anyone underage, stop being a douchebag
even if your getting paid to get blown, if you catch something your gunna have to pay more then that probably to get drug tested and to get the medecine.
>Literally do nothing but sit there and get blown for JUST TEN MINUTES
>slightly inconvenienced at worst, actually feel good at best
>Earn 10 fucking hours worth of minimum pay wageslaving
>wahhh his mouth was kinda icky and I didn't enjoy it
You're a bitch OP
>>24055211
Why aren't you whoring yourself on grindr then?
>>24055167
It is, just like mexican is used to refer to anyone who speaks spanish. Quit being an uninformed dick.
>>24055167
I also know it's common for people to say they "literally died" or that they forgot "they're purse". It's not pedo.
>>24055121
he was 50 you retard
what would a 50 year old do with a 15 year old? cmon now
Fuck off OP, I'm not even gay and once I let some think nigger give me a blow job for free. I let him cos yolo.
>>24055208
It's free here thankfully. Humiliating walking into a clinic and saying you slept with guys.
>>24055326
>free straight dick
fuck off bitch, stop ruining straight dick value
>>24055345
Sorry senpai. I was drunk and didn't realise I could've charged him.
>>24055345
How do they know a dick is straight? Is bi dick worth anything?
>>24055260
Pedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent children. Every healthy 15 year old is deep into puberty.
>>24055249
>>24055254
Someone sounds butthurt. Back to reddit with you
>tfw sucking a dick and swallowing cum
>tfw getting fingered and fucked in the ass
>tfwi was 6 years old and want to kill myself
>>24055371
Bi dick is worthless, sorry.
>>24055463
Has uncle tommy mysterious disappeared from your life?
>>24055339
ah thats good. it can be free here too if you can find a free clinic but thats based off location. i went to one for a situation similar to this and had to tell the qt nurse lady that i had received oral sex from a man lol. all the other people there were (female) prostitutes i think.
>>24055536
Wasnt an uncle, just a friend of the family
Saw him again recently and just acted like i dont remember anything, I just really hate confrontation
Havent seen him since
>>24055770
Bring it up and alienate him you idiot
>>24055442
Are you trying to say reddit is more pedo friendly than 4chan?
>>24055829
Yeah but then theres a chance my family could find out
They would blame themselves no matter what because they were friends with him, I dont want them thinking that they were shit parents
>>24055873
Sometimes it is. Check out /r/ShitRedditSays
>>24055219
Because people will look down at me for doing it and I can't really pull it off doing it discretely
>>24056008
How would anyone know you're doing it?
>>24056040
I'd look down on a whore sucking my dick
>>24054472
That's a real thing. I went to rehab with a kid who used to go on Craigslist and find dudes who'd pay him to suck his dick to pay for his drugs.
>>24055463
win for that family friend I guess
