Hiadi Hoe, Wagekeks. While you're rushing to work, choking down FILTHY leftovers or FAKE ENERGY BARS, I am ordering a subway sub by a qualified sandwich artist made just for me. I may even leave then a tip, since it was so personalized and they asked what I wanted. NEETS are treated like celebrities.
Us NEETS care about what we put into our bodies, and subway is trustworthy and freshly made. Why don't wageslaves care about their health?
>>24054381
So these threads are made ironically, right? Like, can you break facade for a second just to confirm that you're not being serious?
>>24054381
Thisis a good thread as always.
>>24054411
I'm starting to think maybe being a neet wouldn't be to bad
>>24054411
What are you talking about? Subway is healthy and it's nice to have the time to enjoy lunch. When you are working, your boss makes sure you don't have too much time for breaks.
>>24054424
Thank you, fellow NEET !
The NEETfrog looks like he's getting Jaundice from poor health and bad diet and can't afford braces because he has no money.
>>24054439
Have you not had a job before? I washed dishes for a small diner, and everyone there was super nice. Work was easy and I got a free meal every time I came in to work.
>>24054467
Of course he hasn't. He's a literal manchild who's never had to do anything in his life. It's better to pity them than to ridicule them, as they're beyond delusional at this point.
Subways garbage, cook your own food like a true artist
>>24054454
You're weIcome.
>>24054424
Everytime I see the hands on these pics I cringe. Everything is poorly drawn
>>24054478
Neets don't know how to cook. That would take effort to learn.
>>24054381
And where does the money for the subway food come from? Your wagekek parents, right? KEK
>>24054490
That's an interesting interpretation.
>>24054494
I actually do.
>>24054513
So? It's not like I'm stealing, my mom allows me to use her credit card. She knows I'm living life to the fullest and making a difference. Being a wageslave means u r a cog in a machine
>>24054462
KEK poor NEET Pepe :( that's why he's eating subway now to get healthy
>>24054516
Just how many ways can you cook instant noodles, poorfriend?
>>24054535
So, don't you see how ironic it is? You calling people who work hard to earn money wagekeks while you are dependent on your parents' money (who are wagekeks).
Indirectly, you're leeching off wagekeks and this will continue till your parents are alive or doesn't kick you out of the house.
That isn't a life to be proud of.
>>24054516
the hands. Make it stop 3:
People who work at subway are wagekuk ks too. I challenge op to call their next sandwich "artist" a wagekukc, and see if he gets the same service.
>>24054535
And what "difference" are you making really? Making any contribution to science or society? If not, then your life is worthless since you're both a failure and a part of the dependent population.
>>24054600
>Implying NEETcuks aren't so ridden with anxiety they can order a subway without having a panic attack
>>24054595
Make me.
>>24054552
At least two.
With noodles, I typically have fish, beef, and/or fruits and vegetables, and always salad.
>>24054381
>being envious over subway
These threads were believable before now, bragging about having a terrible sandwich makes no sense. You've wither lived in horrible poverty your whole life and don't know any better or these threads are just ironic
>>24054675
You don't cook salad and fruit you dip.
>>24054535
What happens when your mom dies?
>>24054434
Just wait for one of those threads where someone drops out of uni to become a NEET and then asks why their parents hate them and they hate themselves and have no money all the time and asks how are the other NEETS managing it?
Pro tip: They're not.
>>24054585
Arguing with this person as pointless as their life. Don't take the bait.
>>24054789
Sure, run away from your problems while you can. I don't really care about arguing with people like you.
Being a NEET doesn't do you any good. It might happen that your parents are providing you with money to enjoy your NEET lifestyle but when they get old and subsequently die, that won't be the case any longer.
And who tells you to be a wageslave? You can become self-employed if you like. Atleast do something to earn money or be in education / training. If you can get a decent STEM degree, you can opt for postdoctoral research. Those guys get paid to enjoy their work (research).
>>24054709
Sorry, I meant I eat salad with noodles.I do cook fruit with them sometimes, though.
>>24054757
>write my autobiography
>post it on 4chan and maybe other websites
>go after mommy
>>24054381
>qualified sandwich artist
you're not even trying to get a rise out of us anymore
>>24054381
what i dont get about this meme is why would NEETs go to subway?
>have to say your whole order
>sub "artists" are mostly females
>generally have lines with a bunch of 9/5 wagie normies
i preferred that old McDonalds Sirloin meme
NEET here, lemme tell some you fake neets and real wagekeks about how the NEET life really is
>wake up whenever you want
>make a sub for breakfast because it's quick as fuck to make and no extra money for real food
>"hmm, now that i have all this free time what should i do?"
>"ah i know, to /r9k?"
>spend about a quarter of the day on 4chin before even noticing what time it is
>"ahh what now?"
>"i know, i'll make myself another sub"
>make sub for lunch
>head over to vidya room
>"nothing like some good ol vidya to get comfy"
>spend the next quarter of the day playing vidya
>make dinner sub
>go back to computer
>sift through porn and thread at the same time
>ind good porn
>fap
>go back to 4chan
>spend another quarter of the day on the internet
>"woah, dark out already?"
>make midnight sub
>go up to bed and watch late night television until i fall asleep
>rinse and repeat
THREADLY REMINDER THAT THESE THREADS ARE VIRAL MARKETING FOR SUBWAY
>>24054381
At least I dont resort to this.
>>24056110
really?
wow i didn't notice.
thanks tripfriend!
C E R T I F I E D
>>24056108
no subway?
>>24056172
no, and trust me most NEETs here don't go to subway either
i'm sure most of them don't even eat subs and the ones that do make them from home like me
>>24056146
what app?? im extremely interested in selling my body
>>24056240
grindr or similar most likely
>>24054381
There's something so heart warming about seeing my subway Pepes being posted.
Thanks OP. You're the best. I hope you enjoy your fresh sub made by a qualified sandwich artist.
>>24056172
Neets don't have money for subway.
>>24056240
r u a grill or homogay?
>>24056370
No problem, fellow friend. Subway pepes are of the best quality
>>24054920
>STEM degree
>postdoctoral research
Dude what? I thought the only reason people did STEM is because of money and never having to do any education after the 4-year to get said money.
>>24054439
No it's really not. I used to work at one. I saw the slime that coagulates at at bottom of the meat packages. The eggs are rehydrated hockey pucks and are shipped to us frozen. And the bolonga isn't even pork based bolonga it's turkey.
There is nothing healthy about eating subway, unless you're just eating the veggie delight.
