I want to be An Hero.
What weapon should I use?
Overdose marijuana
Use two axes, can't go wrong. Or maybe a spear and shield, again a good combination. What about using a fireball, are you any good with magic??
>>24053640
Depends what hero you play. If it's over 60 minutes and you have around 6k gold it might be worth a divine rapier.
I'd tell you it's going to get better and that you should not do it, but fuck it, it never gets better. Do it.
Just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Hang yourself. Make sure the rope is only thick enough to not rip.
>>24053640
you should become an Elliot
Why don't you guise suggest an "exit bag"? Exit bag is the way to go. Just need a tank of helium and a bag over yet head.
I also want to an hero.
We should assemble all the robots who want to die and have a death match tournament. The ultimate victor will be rewarded the life of a chad. Nothing more alpha than winning a death tournament.
>>24055181
C-can I still bring the two axes? Please
>>24055199
Bring whatever you want. We all wanted to die anyway. People who bring weapons didn't want to die as badly as the ones who didn't.
An olive fork
>>24053640
impale yourself
>>24055272
What about setting yourself on fire with gasoline? The Buddhist monks did that during protests
>>24055181
Or we could all do this. Too bad we wouldn't see the reaction of all the normies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMcN9qhb5ZU
>>24055367
Supposed to be one of the most painful things the body can go through, but it's your call.
old age
>>24053640
kill yourself with sadness like everyone else here