>catch a whiff of myself
>literally smell like rotting garbage
holy fucking shit, no wonder I have no friends. my god. im seriously revolted right now
>>24053404
Yet your first thought is to make a thread on r9k about it, not have a shower?
>>24053404
>be me
>literally haven't showered in weeks
>wake up one morning and go to kitchen to eat some breakfast
>no food
>walk to my local mcdonalds in my sweatpants and tshirt because they're comfy
>i get there and order off their dollar menu
>as i'm waiting for my order little girl drops her rubber ball and it bounces towards me
>i squat down to catch it
>suddently as i'm in the squatting position i notice a strong thick smell radiating off me
>little girl yells to her mom that i smell like poop
>I look around and it feels like everyone is laughing and pointing at me
>run out of there crying
true story
haven't gone outside since
Just take showers holy fuck
>>24053609
Sorry, I have no sympathy for someone who couldn't take 10 minutes out of their mostly free day to clean themselves before going out in public, especially after going weeks without bathing.
I'm as NEET as it gets but I'm at least aware about my hygiene/image before I go out in public.
>>24053414
>>24053635
>>24053700
>implying you can wash the stench of existence from your miserable soul with a light shower and loofah
sometimes things aren't worth doing
haven't showered in 2 weeks here
there are fleas infesting the bathroom all over the fuckin' place in the shower drain the sink the tub the floor everywhere
have no clean clothes because apartment laundromat is broken down
too disgusted with myself to even leave the house at this point
been holding in my shit for about as long as i haven't showered
got a skin disease that makes me itch like fucking crazy when i don't shower for a few days
turning into a reptile
t-thanks
>>24053848
wtf man, isn't your landlord supposed to fix that?
>>24053609
>>24053848
i JUST realized robots are disgusting sub human garbage
wtf am i doing here...
>>24053404
Took a shower yesterday, shaved my armpit hair
Yet I still smell kinda, shit sucks
>>24053887
leave this entire website. read a fucking book
>>24053934
that foot is far worse than the clot
>>24053884
i live in a shithole of the lowest order for meth addicts
im lucky enough to only have 3 species of insects infesting my apartment, my neighbor has bedbugs and luckily i don't have those yet
i do have fleas in my bed though
>>24053887
im worse than a robot
Everytime I shower and dry myself, my armpits start to sweat and smell bad over a course of few minutes. What do?
>>24053947
are you worse than fridgebro?
>>24053947
>>24054029
we need pics
pls
>>24053934
holy shit fucking gross
>>24054029
jesus fucking christ
after researching that, no
what the fuck man
>who /doesntproducesmell/ here?
>tfw literally no physical exertion in my life and my appartment is cold so i dont sweat or produce any moisture to breed bacteria on my body to produce bad smells
inb4: you smell you just cant tell
>love the smell of my earwax, crotch crevices, balls, belly button, toenails
>when I scratch my ass I'll huff my finger until the smell goes away
Who /misophilia/ here? Tfw no dirty NEET tomoko gf to have sweaty dirty NEETsex.
>>24053988
I have the same thing except with ball sweat. I shower twice a day, once when I wake up and right before bed. soap up my balls each time. No matter what, my balls are sweaty/musty within an hour. Feels bad man.
>>24053988
use deodorant you swine
>>24053404
Advice to anyone here, next time you leave the house, go find some of that off-brand Gold Bond powder in the yellow bottle. Keep it next to your desk, and apply some in your armpits, in your crotch, under your belly roll from where you're sitting, ass crack, whatever. It blocks a lot of the sweating and prevents a lot of stink, without you ever having to get up. If you're not careful, though, your entire surroundings will be coated in a fine layer of powder.
>>24054090
>you smell you just cant tell
its literally this
>went away for a week
>come back to a revolting stench of stale cum and dirty socks
and I thought I was relatively clean as I never leave food and take a shower 4 times a week
>Try to smell myself to see if people notice I have a bad smell
>Can't smell anything on me
Would it be weird to ask someone if I smelled good?
>>24054046
>that filename
dude, that's perfect, hue
>>24054332
>4 times a week
>>24054505
> you need to shower everyday
>>24053609
And it doesn't occur to you to shower? Look, I understand skipping a day, maybe two, but there comes a point where you need to fucking clean yourself. I can't not shower, I feel disgusting and my hair may as well be a sponge filled with grease.
>>24054925
>>24054332
Haha Mr stinky
>>24053887
>generalizing an entire board based off 8 people in one thread
kill urself desu senpai baka
Jesus fuck, has anyone noticed that /r9k/ is returning to its fundamentalist, neckbeardy robot ways?
https://youtu.be/uldt6Y-CE3s
You've got to wash your ass.
>>24054116
Dude I fucking love my ball and armpit smell. I so fucking gay for me.
>middle of the night
>buttcrack itches
>can't reach because too fat
>cereal bowl with spoon from breakfast in sight
>grab spoon and use it too scratch myself there
>next morning use the same spoon for more cereal without cleaning it no fucks given
