So I just went to the shops because I was craving some sprite. It was about a 10 minute walk away. But when I got there I realised I had forgotten my wallet. I was annoyed that I would have to walk all the way home then back again, but then it suddenly occurred to me that I could just walk out the shop with it and no one would notice. So I did it. My heart was racing faster than it ever has, I was so nervous. On my walk home I kept thinking I was hearing someone following me. Now I'm sat at home and I can't bring myself to open it. I feel so awful and I can focus on anything without feeling immense guilt. I've never stolen anything before or even broken the law.
TLDR: I stole a bottle of sprite and now I feel guilty. Should I take it back?
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>>24053243
Jesus Christ it's a bottle of sprite
You're really a slow mothefucker if you didn't make sure you put the money in you pocket, drink some coffee when you read this you dumb, distracted, idiotic robot.
>>24053272
this
what the fuck OP
No. Don't be a retard. Next time you go in there to buy a sprite just pay for the one you stole. Lie and say last time you were there you grabbed it and noticed the cashier didn't ring it up on yout receipt you're paying for it now.
>>24053243
Low-test beta male detected.
Chances are the cashier won't even give a shit. I worked as a manager in retail for a while and even I would steal groceries and toilet paper etc. It realy doesn't hurt the store since we usually write off stolen goods as "damaged" which makes it not count against store profit.
>>24053259
Only good answer itt
what a fucking beta. you honestly will NEVER get a girlfriend with an attitude like this.
grow some fucking balls, if i ever experienced a guy acting like this my vagina would literally invert and i would grow a penis and i would fuck him in his pathetic little asshole until he learned how to act like a man
>>24053243
>posting this online
You dun goofed OP. The FBI is almost certainly backtracking your IP as we speak, and the Feds will be at your door within the hour. Have fun being gang raped by niggers in prison.
>>24053243
OP are you trolling?Are you?
>>24053278
This. Do it like that.
>>24053356
Show tits bitch.
>>24053243
god dammit anon, you can't just steal sprite.
tobacco, medicine, booze, multivitamins, and basic food items are fine if you're a poorfag.
but seriously? fucking sprite?
>>24053356
That's pretty hot actually.
>>24053243
>stole sugar water
>feels guilt
Dude c'mon
>>24053398
fine, since you asked so kindly
>>24053356
I have that hentai on my other hard drive.
>>24053243
Coca Cola (which owns sprite) is a multibillion dollar company that doesn't think twice about its workers. You simply liberated something that belongs to you comrade
>>24053423
Wheres the timestamp?
>>24053243
Don't do it OP. You'll get in trouble.
>>24053468
you're so demanding, senpai
>>24053423
Wow look at that, no one believes you
>>24053518
Why do you still have that Bra on huh???
>>24053518
>being this pro at paint
>>24053523
>implying that if i'm slutty enough to post my tits on this website, i won't put them on every other website too
nice bait
>>24053359
This to be quite perfectly sincere with you
>>24053588
Back to reddit cock loving faggot.
>>24053603
>that picture
wow, back to tumbler
I've stole more then $400 worth of food from work - the only reason why I like working retail.
Where I work we don't have the beeping things. I also take things off the shelf and eat them. I've been caught twice, but that was a year ago.
Fuck my life
>>24053243
its a fucking sprite you wimp. the shops already making enough profit. i swear to god this is a new fucking low for this board.
>>24053644
it's new low for someone to be here who actually has morals and a conscience?
>>24053702
look mate, it's a shop. they're minting their pockets just fine, just leave it and enjoy not having to part with a pound coin.
