What a nice morning it is. Oh, didn't see you there, wagekek. I'm just sitting here on my balcony enjoying the sun coming up. It's a very lovely view. Too bad you don't have the time to enjoy it to it's fullest. For you, it's another day, another dollar.
>>24052757
Jokes on you: it's raining here.
11:32pm here cuz
>>24052757
Sun rise is boring and not beautiful to watch at all. It's my day off today, and think I might go biking tonight in the city with my road bike when all the NEETs are inside and no one is outside. Going to enjoy the city all to myself and then go by the lake maybe. Oh and today I'm going to have delicious Chinese food with chow mein, orange chicken and chinese waffle chips. Just waiting for it to open at 11 but I'm in no rush.
>>24052870
yeah but are you neet masterrace or not?
What a nice day it is. Soon I will board the plane which will take me to my beach vacation. Business class of course, I'm not a poorfag neet.
>>24053871
>>24053871
>>24052858
just stop
you'll never be as funny or interesting as a NEET
Paycheck came in yesterday. Bonus pot comes in mid-month. I still live at home so no expenses to worry about. Saving up a lot of money to pay for my future education, driving and smartphone bills.
It's cold and raining here today anon. I have day off work but kinda bored. How do you neets do it
>>24053898
>funny or interesting
>neet
Pick one.
i saw the last rays of sun when I woke up at 15.30
the benefits of living up north
wewwwww wew laddies wewww
>>24052757
Thisis indeed a fine morning.
>>24052757
Got nothing better to do? Or just couldn't get to sleep?
>>24054257
He is just taking a small break from composing his symphony.
>>24053912
We just know how to relax and waste our time.
It's amazing.
>>24054303
You have all the time in the world, yet you get less done than people who have jobs.
>>24053956
oh look another greentext pick one memer. could you be any more original?
>>24056021
More original than OP for sure.
>>24056021
Sarcasm isn't original or witty prick
w e w e w e w ladddssss
What are you talking about neetkek? You don't see any sun because your basement has no windows. You don't even know what time of day/night it is.
>>24056680
none of you wagecocks make even close to $8000/month. Don't fool yourself.
>>24057483
8k a month is only $96,000
Many robots work in the tech industry, and the starting wage in the SF bay area for a junior developer is about $120,000. You can't really afford to live here if you make less.
>>24057483
I make more than that actually.
>>24056680
This. Bonus points that for as arrogant as NEETs act here, the second the case worker comes around they instantly abandon all shame and go "poor me, I can't work, I'm too scared to step outside. Take pity on me. I-I'll totally improve myself one day."
>>24057822
>I-i-i don't need sex!
>I-i-i don't need good food!
>I-i-i don't need to go outside!
And so on.
>>24054027
He is here
Alright let's settle this. Neet or wagekek, give an HONEST description of your day. I'm a neet, I'll start.
>7:30AM: wake up. I am a bit of a morning person and feel like balls if I sleep in. Waste 30 mins on the internet, waking up and drinking water.
>8:00AM: cook breakfast (1 cup of pan-roasted potatoes with either 2 small sausages or 2 pieces of bacon mixed in, glass of OJ) and watch Morning Joe. I like the fact that's it's a news show run by a republican but on a liberal network, pretty entertaining and informing.
>9:00AM-12:00PM: I do waste some time here, but I try to do at least one constructive thing every morning and every afternoon. Time usually spent browsing articles or wasting time on 4chan.
>12:00PM: Cook something for lunch, today I had a burrito. Eat and dick around until 1:00PM.
>1:00PM: Work out. MWF leg day, TTH upper body day.
>2:00PM: Study, I'm learning Spanish on Duolingo.
will continue
>>24052757
Post a pic of your balcony view.
>>24058111
And how do you get money to live?
Tiddly ho Wageslaves!
Hope you are enjoying your lunch break. I'll be dining on this succulent pulled pork I smoked myself. Only a man with time on their hands could ever afford to do this regularly. Perhaps I'll indulge myself a little this afternoon in some champagne? After all, one does need to celebrate how wonderful life is. I would share more of my successes, but the next door wagekek's wife has been begging me to fuck her. I must oblige of course.
Tata for now wagies.
>>24058111
>3:00PM: Cleaning time. Dishes, trash out, collect mail. Mondays I vaccuum and Fridays I clean the bathrooms.
>4:30PM: mum comes home, sit on the porch and talk about our days
>6:00PM: cook dinner, talk to BF on the phone
Rest of the evening: relaxing time, read, watch films, play videogames with friends. I have a drink at 8, 9, and 10, and go to bed between 11 and 12 for a good 7.5-8.5 hours of sleep.
I do errands for mum, do the grocery shopping once a week, and just random things (returned a package for her yesterday) to help her out.
>>24058162
I live with my mum. We get on really well. I have my own room and she and I are more like friends than mother-daughter. I don't spend a lot of money, no smartphone, no going out to the bars. She gives me a little money every two weeks so I can pick up some booze or go out with my bf (I like to pay my half of the meal if we go out or buy stuff to cook together). I'm planning on getting a job someday.
>>24056680
>>24054027
>I'll post this shit again. That'll get rid of all these threads, despite what I'm doing is something that's already been done a lot already! Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is perfectly logical!
Wagekek logic.
>>24058111
>Duolingo
Kek. I don't think it teaches anything well. I did it for a while and tried to take a language CLEP test and had guess on almost everything.
It's hilarious seeing wageslaves trying to justify themselves. "B-but I get to buy all these nice things!" And yet you're here on /r9k/. Why aren't you at a movie or something fun? Maybe enjoying your new video game?
