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Why don't you have a boyfriend?
>tfw when your oneitis is gay
>tfw when you're a woman
>tfw when you'll never have a cock he can suck
Why live?
>>24048251
Because there are no qt white boys where i live. I'm surrounded by loud annoying spics
>>24048329
Don't you know that most guys don't like a racist woman?
>>24048251
i've not admitted that am gay
>>24048309
Iktf. I have a gay best friend and I wish we could just get married, or I find a straight version of him.
>>24048251
>NEET piece of shit
>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
>disinterest due to other problems in life to worry about
>>24048251
>autistic as fuck
>social anxiety
>NEET
>man face
>>24048550
If you're not fat I will love you
because I'm not a homosex
>>24048251
Because I'm not a literal faggot.
>>24048550
>>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
Why do you hate us dregs of /r9k/ if you're so similar to us? Why must males and females be enemies, when we both suffer the same adversities in life?
>>24048550
Finally, somebody who can relate to me. I wish my friend would suddenly come to the realization that he's bisexual and we could ride off happily into the sunset. That's never going to happen, though.
>>24048251
>tfw not qt petite bf to play vidya and talk about anime with
>>24048862
Noun,fuck off you attention whore, you'll never get to fill my boipussy.
>>24049030
I don't want your boypussy, I want something pure.
Because boys are so afraid of admitting who they are! Just accept you're gay and let me suck your dick.
>>24049292
if you look like that anime picture then sure
>>24049323
this is what I mean
>>24049373
Are you petite?
>>24049292
Will you wear girl clothes while you do it?
If so yeah let's do it, I have no problem reciprocating either. ;)
>>24048395
this
>>24048329
with that personality i wonder why you're single
>>24048550
>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
I don't believe you.
There are 10000 "girls" who claim to be skinny and short but 2fknugly, but conveniently they'll never prove it to anybody.
>>24048550
I love ugly, I'm strange. But I don't mind fat, although tubby is fine.
The question is; are you ugly or gross?
>>24049444
>>24048395
I'm white and racist and I would prefer a racist girl.
But I live in the midwest where there aren't that many spics.
>>24049479
Don't like fat, goddamn phone.
>>24049292
r u a qt and do you have tits and a decent ass?
>>24048329
I know that struggle. But with females. I try to be open minded, but through experience I've only had every stereotype reinforced.
Spics are annoying as fuck.
i don't have one because finding one who has nice skin, smells nice and a pretty face is impossible, i just want him to atleast be similar to me
>>24049411
I am pretty short, but I've a somewhat masculine body. I'd like to look cute and do all I can, but can't change reality.
>>24049424
How can still miss the problem? I even crossdress volunterily
>>24049424
where do you live? let's do this rite now
>>24049549
Would you date a guy with a receding hairline and glasses?
>>24049494
No you wouldn't
A racist girl is more likely to fuck a nigger because it's more degrading to her and women get off on that shit. It's the liberal who think shitskins are just teddy bears that won't fuck them because they think they're something that needs protecting and women think that's unattractive
>>24049557
I have no idea, what that first part meant.
But I'm down, I have no problem being gay, the issue is that I like cute. If you can be cute, I don't give a fuck about your genitalia.
That's a lie, I care in the capacity that I like to make my partner feel good, I just don't care about how I'll need to make it happen as long as I have some avenue.
>>24049571
0% chance this works out but MA, you?
>>24049638
sorry, other side of the country.
I would've put on my best clothes and came right over too v.v
>>24049574
nah, i'm pretty picky with men
>>24049616
Sorry, looks like I assumed wrongly about you. I just have a problem with the general dodging and denying and the whole 'its not gay if x' mentality
I plan on killing myself soon so I wouldn't want them to get attached and then immediately lose me.
>>24049649
Damn. I had a feeling, it's pretty late here so I kind of assumed it wouldn't work out.
Best of luck though, I'm sad I won't get to see you dressed up like a cutie for me. My hopes are dashed.
>>24049671
w/e, no hate, iI know how it be
Because 2D is absolute.
>>24049691
Oh yeah people are dumb about that, I agree with you 100%. Who gives a fuck care if it's gay? Just admit it and move on, denying it accomplishes nothing.
Cute is cute. Why would some stupid idea like being gay change that? Sure I'm mostly attracted to girls but there are some cute boys I would absolutely demolish.
I'd reciprocate too. There's no way it isn't gay in my case. Or really any case, people are weird about it desu.
>>24049549
Does having some mole disqualify me? I fit the other two perfectly
I do. It's nice. He's mostly asexual due to SSRIs so I don't feel pressured for sex. We're going to Europe in five weeks.
>>24049209
why would anyone pure want your disgusting brown monkeydick after you've been slutting it up with autists for YEARS now
>>24048395
most *nonwhite* guys dont like racist women, after the fact of finding that out of course. Fox and the grapes.
So yeah, fuck you nigger, racist women are good. Unless that girl is also another nonwhite, then into the trash.
>>24049557
Will you be my little petite bf? I'll treat you well!
>>24048329
where are you from, roughly?
>>24049826
see >>24049598 cuc.k
Z a H e a r t o !
>>24049779then I'd gladly suck your dick
>>24049834can you abuse me instead
Sorry I can't stay up and shitpost guys I have work in the morninglike a true normal.
hugs and kisses all 'round.
>>24049987
Sure what's your steam?
>>24049990
Good night normie.
>>24048835
I would honestly let him fuck mansluts in our bedroom every night if he would marry and raise a family with me.
>>24049987
Do you like to give or recieve? Both interest me, but there's something about mercilessly reaming a guy until he finishes that's a bit sexier.
Sorry! Jumping the gun, blowjobs first, do you prefer to reciprocate? Or do you justwant me to use you like a slutty hole?
>>24049987
something about cumsluts makes me horny, not sure what it is, maybe the lust and desire they tend to have
>>24050094
Tell him that. He'll probably marry you if you're close honestly.
Bonus points if you can get off watching the father of your children get railed.
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ERP
WHY DO PEOPLE WANK TO NECKBEARDS ROLEPLAYING?
>>24050094
>no woman will ever love me this much
>>24050154
It's not erp, I'm just kinda in the mood for dominating and abusing someone before I go to bed.
But i have a bf
>>24048550
>>24048835
>>24050094
There's a grill in my uni class that's in love with her gay best friend, I always lmao when she mentions it.I'd fugg her if she wasn't so into her gay bff
But seriously, I doubt it is that hard to find a loving straight partner for a grill.
>>24050024
Sorry, don't have one. The only games I play are hearthstone and LoL
>>24050122
Give, give, give! The other one does pretty much nothing for me and I'd only do it to please my partner. And you can use me any way you likeonly if you can prove you can dominate me
>>24050304
i know a guy like that now, i can't keep him off my dick
>>24050304
>that taste in vidya
Yeah no. I'll go be a meme somewhere else. Also quit spoilering your images you pussy, the mods don't fucking care.
>>24050213
You're doing it all day noun.
>>24050234
No you don't
>>24050304
That sounds interesting. A cutie who likes to top? Sign me up.
I switch pretty hard. Most of the time I'm content to recieve, but I get really... Passionate... sometimes.
So I'll alternate between being really considerate and using my partner like a two bit fuck toy, never really figured it out, usually works though, can't imagine not being able to dominate you if you set me off. ;)
>>24050369
i do, there is no reason for lying
Does every thread mentioning females really have to turn into /soc/?
>>24049834
Is this cute/petite enough for you?
Skype: Catalyst Schwarzwald
>>24050344
you aren't a meme tho, you're just a frogposter so insecure about being an ugly indian that he posts anime girls instead of frogs :(
>>24050342
What if I wanted to take a turn?
>>24050344
I was only spoilering because the discussion wasn't completely lewd yet. But alright, have some lol art
>>24050440
I meant the opposite, I only like bottoming
>>24050523
he's a switch so he might try to take you, but nah, all mine, i'll just have to use both of you at once
>>24050492
You look like Michael Cera.
>>24048251
Because I'm straight, obviously.
>>24050523
That's even better. Give give give threw me off, you like to recieve!
I was talking about you bum. Not your mouth. I think therein lies the confusion.
I'm sure your mouth is lovely, but that's just the appetizer desu.
That's even better honestly, I'm content to bottom but making a cute boy squirm, while you pound his prostate is much better. Like I said I get a bit... Passionate, so I have to be careful not to shove guys around too much. It's easy to get lost and just use a guy like a toy for your pleasure.
But you can always make up for it by snuggling after, besides it's atleast partially their fault for being so goddamn fuckable. :3
>>24050582
How do you know? Have you tried men?
>>24050492
I'll add you in a bit!
>>24050494
Why are you always so hostile toward me?
>>24050523
Post contact.
>>24050564
Im just some generic anon looking for friends. Hopefully a girl will even find me cute enough to give me a headpat...
>>24050549
He is welcome to me
>>24050596
The only cuddles worth having are the ones, preceded by rough fucking. You can only hug me after youve made me cry
>>24050612
my skype isquiet_storm6174
>>24049544
i live in an area full of dominicans, cubans and puerto ricans, those are the most annoying
>>24050612
Just fyi Im a sub...
Most don't like that, so I thought I'd be upfront.
>>24049598
But that's wrong, no one likes a nigger
>>24050666
hmm, i could let him have at you, but he likes to do things balls deep, balls deep ass, balls deep throat
>>24050678
I live in a primarily hispanic town myself. Im not racist, but I don't really fit in. Taller than 95% of the population...
Wanna vent on skype?
>>24048251
I'm true to someone online
>>24050666
Exactly. That's what I said isn't it? I'd feel bad after I wreck a guys bum that badly, so I have to show him some affection. Mind you this is after I'm finished with him, there's a time for thinking and feeling and a time for fucking.
You sound like someone I could go all out on. I probably would make you cry in all honesty. The more you kind of like it when I rough you up a bit, the less clearly I can think. So it just gets rougher.
>>24048251
cuz im not gay
>>24050678
Agreed. My area is the same demographic. Most of them don't even qualify as people.
Even if you give them a chance, it won't matter.
>>24050727
Is there any other way to go?
>>24050761
You'd really have to put in some effort to make me cry. The harder I get pushed, the more excited I become
>>24049209
Hrm... drat...
I'm just a pathetic, dirty slut...
>>24050859
hmmm, he could go balls deep in your ass, i'll go balls deep in your mouth
>>24050915
have me any way you want
H-Here you go master... as you requested. My tiny little cock on display for everyone to see...
>>24051007
i can think of afew, hope you can last as long as i can, he'll cum in 10seconds if i go anywhere near him, but will you?
>>24050859
That's a dangerous game. I'm actually concerned I might hurt you. I'm the same way, I tend to be pretty mellow but once I start rolling...
Needless to say that might end badly, it sounds like we both escalate based on the other person's response...
Effort has nothing to do with it, it's not that conscious a thing, much more instinctual.
>>24051046
>doesn't even bother to shave
step your fucking game up, you retarded faggot
>>24048862
You are the best thing that has ever happened to me! I am so glad being under you!
I doubt another man would love me.
>tfw no bara husbando who is also really good at cooking
>>24051082
What kind of slut would stop you from having fun just because they've cum
>>24051110
What fun would a game be if there were no stakes? Fuck me, and fuck me properly
>>24051241
not sure, but when he cums he stops being so lusty and hungry, so i just don't let him, easy fix
Just got out of a relationship with a girl I'd been with for 6 years, lost it to each other and everything. Still kinda dealing with all that unfortunately, not really sure where to go from here.
>>24051262
he should only be concerned with making you cum anyway
>>24051334
oh he is, he leaves the place covered in my scent, then wanks like crazy when he gets home
>>24051241
Sold. You're locked in now though. At this point if you complain it's too rough, you're just getting it more and harder.
You seem to think you can take it, so maybe I'll wreck that bravado by ruining your poor bum.
You're definitely the type that sets me off afterall.
im bored and horny
rate my boy butt
>>24051389
I'd fuck you in a dress.
>>24051412
now that's what i wanna hear
>>24051389
Let me put it this way. If you're the person I'm talking to, I'm not kidding around anymore. I'm fucking you until you can't walk. End of story.
>>24051429
nah im not, i just got here lel. i'm just as much as a slut as the other anon though.
>>24051448
You have a great bum, wish we could see it without the underwear though, or maybe in some panties.
>>24048251
Because I have a husband instead.
>>24051463
here you are. funnily enough, i've posted this very pic on here before
>>24051368
like a good slut should
>>24051370
And you seem to be very confident you actually could. It's a win for me either way.
>>24051487
Goddamn that is some quality boy butt.
I don't think I would ever let you leave the bedroom, every time you turned around I'd need to go again.
>>24051524
give me your address and ill be your sex slave for a few years
>>24051507
Agreed. I like you. You're a good little slut.
That's why I'm confident, boy toys are meant to be played with. As long as you're going to consent to it, I can just use you as a cocksleeve.
Not having to be considerate for once will be amazing.
>>24049697
What happened anon / femanon?
Out of curiosity.
>be unattractive reclusive black girl
>only men that notice you exist are mad thad types into anime, vidya, comics, etc
>tfw you know nothing about anime, vidya, and comics
>>24051541
Tempting. You northeast US? Otherwise it's probably not gonna happen.
I wonder if you know what that entails, I'd take good care of you, but only if you're a good little slave-slut.
>>24051661
i am
new jersey
>>24048251
I'm ugly and depressed. I'm also worthless as a human being. I don't deserve a boyfriend and having a boyfriend from r9k is like condemning yourself to death.
sluts are rare in Sydney, need more of them
Because everyone I meet is sexual and touchy feely.
I hate being touched. I hate sexuality. And I wouldn't be able to cope with losing my virginity. It feels disgusting and dirty to think of myself ever corrupting my body that way.
It would take years for me to allow another to touch me. And nobody would put up with that for an ugly girl. So.
>>24051616
You seem fun.We could have a lot of fun together
>>24051678
Really? Go figure, post a throwaway and I'll email you.
I meant to go to sleep hours ago, but that other slutty little minx was fun to chat with. I do need sleep though.
>>24051730
[email protected]
this spam email is like, 10 years old lel
hence the aim.com
>>24051726
Agreed. You're definitely the type to push your luck, and I like that. I like that a lot.
>>24051757
Perfect. I'll email you when I wake up, and we can talk about moving that sweet tush over here.
>>24051783
cool, can't wait :)
>tfw no 6'2", 8", $200K/y, fit, funny, introvert & nerdy bf
>mfw there are literally no single men out there
>>24051726
I'm going to bed. If you want to talk more same deal, post a throwaway or something, I'll leave it on auto and check in the morning.
Otherwise, it was fun. Hopefully you find another guy to plow you into the ground, and soon. What purpose does a slut serve he doesn't have a guy to get off?
>>24051713
I feel you. All I can do at this point is fantasize.
Because I can't fall in love with a man like I can with a woman.
Sure, I could just grab some cute boy and do lewd things and go on dates but it won't fill the inner emptiness. Trust me, I've tried. Still feel alone.
There's this boy I met in the r9k maps but I think he's just using me for sex and the stuff I get for us. I don't feel cared for at all.
>>24051907
I already posted my skype earlier. But if you wish, you could also e-mail me at[email protected]
Either way, have a good night.
>too hairy and masculine to be a qt femboy
>too short and passive to be a chad
Just fuck my shit up, family.
>>24052062
>that feel when no hairy manlet husband
pls be in L O N D O N
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>>24051680
>having a boyfriend from r9k is like condemning yourself to death.
How so? I'm beautiful and kind, and ugly depressed girls are my fetish. As long as you're not fat.
boy pussies are gay
welp, I guess OP really is a faggot
idk. ive always liked girls and i think id be made fun of if i had a boyfriend.
