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I just want a neet robot boyfriend
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I just want a neet robot boyfriend
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Too bad you're an attention whore and not a cute anime girl then, huh?
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I would be your bf. Mainly because we probably have similar hobbies and I just want someone to spend time with. Shame about the cock though.
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>>24047564
B T F O
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B T F O
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Miuna would never love a disgusting NEET.
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>>24047503
Do you care if I'm not white?
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>>24047618
Ew. Gross
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>>24047587
Even if I trap for you anon?
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sorry i'm not into boipussy
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>>24047503
s. m h t.b.h pham
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>>24047618
What race are you? fat beaner?
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>>24047503
Faggots go back to >>>/lgbt/
You have your own fucking board you cunts
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>>24047503
congratulations you came to right place, If you posted something about yourself, maybe along the lines of your age and location you would have a better chance!
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>>24047693
Yes, how did you know?
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>>24047626
nobody wants your cripplechan cancer GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>24047503
iktf.
a skelly, neet, robot bf would be the best thing ever.
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>>24047789
here's your reply

but that's actually me in a nutshell
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>>24047866
sounds amazing.
where would you happen to be located?
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>>24047503
I'm not a NEET but I want to be. Somehow I don't think anyone actually wants to take care of a NEET.
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>>24047909
Hook, Line and Sinker

Britbong, 179cm, 50kg
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Yea sure
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>>24048017
ugh, always on the other side of the atlantic.
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>be neet
>live in new Zealand
Surely I'm not the only one
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>>24048069
I figured, always is
anyway good luck
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>>24048166
you too.
may your skelly bones spook all those that would oppose you.
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>>24047723
Because most of 4chan is obviously spic and whites. The only blacks who stick around 4chan are masochist self-haters.
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>>24047503

Except if you're on this forum and a female, then you're problem more disgusting and ugly than all of us male robots. I don't want no gross fatty roastie.
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>>24048106
You aren't. I dropped out of college 6 months ago and my mum gave up trying to make me get a job.
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Miuna is cute
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>>24048444
Its nice to know I'm not the only one
>can find work despite having cookery degree
>shitpost on Facebook and 4chan most of the time
This is suffering
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You know what fuck you guys. I'm a cute sub and I tried to get a boyfriend here with no luck. I take it most people on this board fake being gay for trolling purposes.
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>>24048354
No joke every girl I met on this board which was all of 5 people. Every single one of them had fucking mental illnesses and took meds for it. I need to leave this place if that is kind of people I am talking with.
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>>24047503
Are you a grill or homogay?
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>>24047789

Did someone say pale white skelly NEET dude?
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>>24048737
what exactly did you do to try and get one?

>>24048844
yes. they're the best robots.
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>>24048869

5'7" 115 lbs reporting in. Skelly enough?

Too bad I'm not gay. Sorry if I got your hopes up.
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Why is there no qt waifu NZ fembois for me to bite their ear
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>>24048737
And don't come back you stupid fuck
>>>/lgbt/
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>>24048918
rude skelly.
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>>24048939
I feel ya
>Mfw I'll never have or be a good femboi
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OP do you date guys shorter than you?
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Southern caifornia skelly 5,11 22 yr old robot that hasn't touched another person in about 5 years reporting in
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>>24048976

Sorry friendo. I hope you find your own skeleton.
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>>24049003
Of course I don't care about height. Short guys are qt.
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>>24049014
Would you be my bf?
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skellies emerge from your graves and find bfs in the depth of the night.
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>tfw forever-NEET robot
>tfw fembot gf

It's possible bros
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>>24048939
IN AUS
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North America/29yo/Straight Male/6'0"/165lbs otaku reporting in
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>>24047503
I'm a neet that smokes pot and takes psychedelics. Does that count?
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nobody wants a robot, not even robots
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>>24050556
You disgust me fokin weeb
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>>24050598
I think she likes me
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>>24050689
>she
wrong board m8
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>>24050689
>she
wew lad
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