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I don't think I'm very good at flirting
>>24033851
A U T I S M B O Y S
FUCK WRONG ONE!
Damnit
>>24033851
Sounds good to me m8. Looks like she just couldnt handle all that suave
roasties gettin toasted ITT
>>24033880
Now this one sounds like a man with values. That girl just wished she had said she was a virgin now. You're doing great. :^)
>>24033880
kek'd desu sempai
>>24033880
LOL do this more
Bump if you want me to continue the story
>>24033880
You're the hero we deserve. Keep doing God's work
Is it worth it to get a tinder?
21 and don't really want to admit it, but I'm getting kind of desperate for some companionship
>>24033880
>>24033851
I'm really tempted to go through the trouble of making a facebook and tinder profile just to do stuff like this.
Here you go let me type type tpe
>>24033966
Nothing wrong with being lonely, amigo. Just don't get desperate.
>>24033880
Post more faggot.
>>24033921
>OP says douchebag thing
>doesn't post any reactions
>lolz roasties is toasties mrite?!
I just don't see it.
>>24033983
>assumes you hate women
>isn't attracted to virgins
Liberals everyone
>>24033983
EXTRA
T O A S T Y
>>24034004
Been lonely for 21 years habibi. All of my friends have gfs and I'm 3rd 5th and even 7th wheeling...
Type type so I can post this pic
>>24034039
if you get enough wheels you can be a truck
>>24033983
Ever see What We Do in The Shadows? There's a line about how one of the vampires prefers virgins because he uses an analogy of a sandwich. He essentially says "Would you eat a sandwich other people have fucked?"
I will not evade the robot I will not evade the robot
>>24034092
sweet justice mayne keep it up
>>24034092
>soda pop
Op confirmed being from the south. This is probably his cousin he's talking to
>>24034092
Go on, continue God's work for all the robots out there :^)
>>24034092
ahhaahah, she is getting toasted
>>24034092
Laughed out loud, this is just fucking hilarious
>>24034092
>virginity is a term used to make women feel like less
Hahahahahaha
Now this is a Tinder thread
Take notes, fammoz
>>24033880
Absolutely based.
>>24034132
im from wa and call it soda pop get fucked commie
Uh oh guise she stumped me
OP is a gentleman and a scholar.
>>24034172
I live in Seattle and no one literally no one says it. You're probably from some shithole like yakima
>>24034092
GUTTERSLUT BTFO
>>24034175
>Society would be better if they were.
>>24034175
someone help OP, I can't think of a good response
>>24034200
desu senpai original comment
>>24034201
im in snohomish county north of seattle. you are probably some hipster degenerate trash
>>24034175
>so you admit to having 12 dicks inside of you?
>>24034175
>that's true, but their vaginas are, seeing how much they are used as tools for social manipulation
>>24034175
that's right, women should know about moral values and self respect unline a soda can
>>24034175
"says the non virgin"
Textless posts are not allowed
I'm not original
>>24034246
I responded to you earlier
skagit/whatcom poster here
>>24034246
LMAO Snohomish county! So you're poor and say things like soda pop? I'm a degenerate but I'm no hipster.
I like your style senpai
>>24034175
>value only applies to inanimate objects
>>24034175
>That's as maybe, but their vaginas are most certainly objects, and how many penises they've encountered is a valuable measure of their moral character and intelligence.
>>24034175
If women aren't objects like you claim then how come you like being a cum bucket for Chad and Tyrone?
>>24034278
Damn, this one was good >>24034275
>>24034280
ayy famm
>>24034284
lol just cause i dont spend $1500 on a micro apartment im poor? are you a girl? cause we could fuck to get over our differences
Just say
>Like it or not, this is how men think, regardless of whether they'll tell you to your face or not, same way guys will tell you big roast beef curtains are good when they actually want a girl with a neat, clean pussy.
>It's just not accepted to say it to your faces is all.
>>24034269
>>24034296
best answers
New story while I wait for a reply
>>24034278
Whenever you get bored and want to finish it:
>I don't understand why you're getting so defensive and upset. It's just my preference. Just like you prefer to get plowed by a different guy every weekend, I prefer to date someone that doesn't. Let's just leave it at that.
>>24034334
>>24034329
sure is Fedora in here
>>24034310
agreed
>>24034278
The soda would become a part of me and I want to find a girl to be a part of me. I don't want a part of me to have had 12 dicks
>>24034338
Are you doing this with a fake Chad profile or with your own?
Amazing thread either way
>>24034278
Gold. You're on a roll.
>>24034340
The perfect escape. She'll never see it coming.
>>24034275
>>24034340
>>24034269
quality bantz
Oh shit I hadn't thought of that good point
You guys are so fucking hopeless.
>>24034377
neither do you
>>24034355
Come on man, out some effort into it
>>24034377
Sodas also don't have any moral integrity or values, because they're inanimate objects. You're not an object, are you?
>>24034387
A roast beef sandwich sounds good right about now
>>24034377
Ask her if she'd want a dog, or a dog that's been fucked with twelve dicks, that way she can't say dogs don't have feelings.
>>24034377
>implying the same can't be said about modern women
>>24034377
>they don't wear clothes either dumb cunt.
>>24034387
Roastie getting quite toasty
>>24034284
>>24034322
pls respond bb
>>24034322
I don't pay rent and no I'm not a girl. of you want to fuck we can fagget
>>24034396
the thing is if you're giving any kind of elaborate reply at this point you just write yourself off as another bitter Virgin and she'll just ignore you. you need to get just enough under her skin to keep her replying. just my two cents.
>>24034092
maximum keks achieved
Have some quads OP
I'm still here guys this robot is just fucking me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAhckEPFlOU
my contribooshion to this thread
>>24034450
this
I'm not witty enough for a good response
come on you, cunts, get thinking
>>24034408
Gold
UNORIGINALCOMMENT
>>24034450
this desu senpai
robot evade
>>24033851
She is above average for a female though?
>>24034446
>I'm not a girl. of you want to fuck we can fagget
One more part to this story righhhhht here robot
>>24034516
S E N D _ C O R N
Ya guys don't judge someone's past.
>>24034470
Think of a word people don't use on here often and just keep adding a random letter each time after, sweet Jesus OP
>>24034540
ask her over under 5 guys
>>24033980
Same. Might just have to settle for Okcupid.
>>24034540
Tell her that if women weren't such whores that you wouldn't have to do that.
>>24034470
ohh shit that last line is genius. she'll reply guaranteed now.
>>24034132
Nobody from the south says soda pop you dip. We say "coke" or "soda". Midwesterners are the idiots who call it pop.
>>24034540
say go away nigger
>>24034540
Wow that was a civilized way to end it
>>24034540
say something like "when you apply for a job, they care about former experience. when you ask for a loan, they care about financial history. when you get an insurance, they care about your past health. why wouldn't sexual history matter in a relationship?"
op send the sloots the old
C O R N E M O J I
>>24034583
some people say ''fizzy drink'' in the UK
>>24034540
Wow, a girl on tinder who doesn't completely lose her shit? Colour me impressed.
>>24034602
This right here
Make it a little shorter though so that it shows you don't really care that much.
>>24034602
Smart guy
>>24034175
That's actually a pretty good response. I'm gonna start using it to butt fluster robots.
>>24034602
because it doesn't affect her future
>>24034583
Wisconsin here, we say soda. I've only heard Kentucky, Ohio, and New Mexicans say pop. In boston some people say tonic.
>>24034540
all i can think about is her being pumped by 4 guys and saying MY PAST DOESNT DEFINE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's another story going down as we speak
>>24034602
Do this OP
please senpai, I want to see the mental gymnastics she'll take to come up with a response.
>>24033966
Why not? Its worth a shot, i know a couple of people who are in relationships from tinder (1 6+months, the other over a year)
i should study but this thread is goat
>>24034602
There's a good comic of that comparison.
Is this supposed to be funny?
>>24033966
If you don't mind women who have taken 10+ dicks then it's worth it.
Keep in mind that 80% of the women fuck 20% of the guys on there. It's not just an r9k meme either, that's a literal fact.
>>24034055
Haw- Haw haw haw haww- hawwww. Laughter. Is that original enough for you Hiroshima Senpai?
>>24034609
I always said lemonade. Don't know why, we call real lemonade old fashioned lemonade or American lemonade.
>>24034656
>that entry message
proof enough that girls can be cringeworthy betas too (they still fuck Chad on a daily basis though)
>>24034278
Yeah, nah, she got you.
I hate women just as much as anyone here but your argument skills are lacking and you got BTFO.
There are hundreds of ways you could have gone and none of them are appropriate for banter unfortunately, such as the carousel/alpha widow theory.
>>24034656
>easy there Geoffrey Chaucer, I didn't come here to read a fucking book.
>>24034471
oh wow, absolutely TOASTED on public transit
>>24034698
why do you think you're entitled to something that you think is funny?
you're not a special snowflake
>>24034602
original: 1234456789
>>24034701
if this is how you act irl you're going to the zillionth wheel for the rest of your life
Get ready this next one is the good stuff robots
>>24034656
Imagine a a male saying what she said, and the cringe that would ensue.
The girls are owning this autistic faggot. Am I missing something here?
Dis hoe done been corned. Thanks to whoever posted that comment for me to write
>>24034756
This girl looks fat::/
>>24034756
Oh lawdy. Sure is toasty in here.
>>24034756
did you state to her if youre virgin or not or is she just toasting already?
Top kek so it looks like we found out girls kryptonite.
ROASTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
the most impressive thing is that they still talk to you after you say that. are you using a chad profile pic or what?
>>24034778
>corn
Nice one pham
>>24034766
no, op is not good enough at arguing and strawmanning, but we'll see where this thread goes
>>24034766
Nice try, roastie
fuck hiroshi moott2
The bird rode up the swan to the robot
>>24034766
He isn't doing very well. He should just take responses that people give him here.
>>24034766
The only thing you're missing is your tampon since you seem to be so upset.
>>24034815
2nd message ruined it.. she mightve replied without it
I am going to do this later today with a fake Chad profile. Hopefully you'll see my thread
>>24034815
Oooooooh he doesn't fuck around, roastie, where's your god now?
Oh she replied you silly robot. They can't resist "Denver"
>>24034815
I bet you are OP,
I bet your are.
OP is fucking shit at arguing and getting rekt lol
It's still going guys say heloooo robot
>>24034656
Are you a qt OP? Or are you catfishing?
I want OP to REEEEE at a girl just to see what happens.
>>24034871
>if you we're beta you'd get laid so much
is this what Stacy really thinks?
>>24034902
>>24034871
>emalyn
>literally being a white nigger
>>24034815
The subtle corn placement, very slick OP
>>24034871
>you can get that from one person
>and your chances for STIs go up with every new sexual partner, so why risk it with anything impure?
Say it, OP, say it now.
>>24034919
Reee posting is too mainstream now. I see it everywhere outside of /r9k/ it's lost all its value like pepe
>>24034497
I'm not gay you homo fagget
>>24034902
you do realise that had you used a real photo etc, and had a conversation like this. like, the conversation is flowing so well, you'd be smashing her later....
>>24034902
Sorry, I judged you...wanna go out for drinks?
The hills are alive withe the sound
>>24034470
*than
Other than that great job.
>>24034815
lol why even bother putting that second message? It's pretty obvious.
>>24034923
A single mother in the making if I ever did see one
>>24034778
This has no context here you idiot
>>24034965
>had you used a real photo
stopped reading right there senpai
>OP getting BTFO by stacys
lol
>>24034950
u gay nigga YOUR COMMENT WAS NOT ORIGINAL FAG ROBOT REEEEEE
>>24034973
>so basically you're a slut?
>>24034973
"I was just fucking with you. Wanna smash?"
Holy fuck nooooo way this is gold
this thread's a failure. OP can't converse/argue.
staying tuned though because i like reading other people's conversations, i'm an eavesdropper yup
>>24035024
So why aren't you with him right now?
>>24035024
Say that he probably cheated on you. Because that's what those kind of people do.
write : "k"
>>24035024
OP....you just got rekt.
>>24035024
ask her where he is now
>>24035024
Wow, enjoy your STIs, roastie.
>>24035024
FEMALE CUX, THEY DO EXIST
>>24035024
>So why are you acting like a common tramp instead of being with him right now?
>>24034048
>you'll never find love
>why are you on a dating app
Reply: "Because I actually came to find love, not to get plowed by a different guy every night of the week."
>>24035024
what the fuck? how can someone have so little self respect
>>24035024
wow she just might be...one...of...us
>>24035032
>this thread's a failure
yeah, normally OP is supposed to pose as a chad who THEN denies them for not being a virgin, not asking about it right off the bat. he needs to make them more interested before he shoots them down. sadly this op has MAD autism so
OP, can you fucking stop posting please thanks?
The first post had potential but seeing you get fucking schooled by a bunch of tinder sluts is really upsetting me. Please stop posting you retarded freak.
**CO-SIGN THIS POST SENPAI**
I could't do the same thing as OP, that kinda makes me feel like shit.
Not because i want to be captain save-a-hoe, but it's like they deep, deep inside, know what they feel when they tell someone they're not a virgin.
And if they try to argue back, it's like arguing with a five year old kid. It's like mercilessly beating a small animal incapable of self-defense.
I enjoy OP's posts, though
She's must really want denvers dick becuase she's spending so much time
>>24035061
THIS TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU FAMILIO
>>24034583
soda pop is a northern thing. I'd expect it from wisconsin to the midwest. In the south they call everything coke.
>>24035053
How? She literally just admitted to being a kekquean
>>24034902
it is pretty strange that you listed looking for hook-ups and yet you're also only interested in virgins
Does Not Compute
pick one
>>24035078
Nigga just like step away from the screen nigga the niggaa
>>24035081
just stop embarrassing yourself OP, its over, ya blew it
I'm with the girls on this one
>>24035108
>>24035078
fuck off, roastie
kill yourself stacy whore slut 111111111
>>24035118
tf is a roastie senpai desu
>>24035115
>>24035108
fucking reddit i swear
You guys are cunts. I'm not trying to win arguments I'm saying whatever will get the best reaction. And keep them talking
>>24035118
>reddit trying to fit in
jesus christ, yeah most of us will hate women every chance we get, but OP is getting assblasted by these normalfags
>>24035081
If you used a real profile picture, now would be the time to ask her if she wants to fuck.
I'm not even joking.
>>24035108
There's no embarrassment if it's anonymous.
>>24035147
What the fuck is polyamorous? Is that a new Tumblr word?
>>24035147
>jazz singer
CU-
>polyamorous
ffs, might as well put "slut" there already
>>24035147
its just boring though, literally 9gag tier EBIN TROLL
atleast post the good reactions, not the ones where they BLOW you THE FUCK OUT
>>24035174
It's the new fangled way of saying open relationship, manage a-trois, or whatever the fuck.
>>24034973
You failed there. Bitches would love a CHAD who has fucked over 50 girls, brah.
>>24035024
its different for women, they base value off other opinions, so the more girls a guy has fucked the more valuable he is in their eyes
>>24035174
It means "Single if you're attractive enough"
>>24035076
I think it works berfectly fine because it gets right into the buttblasting
>>24035186
Ok thanks for the advice. I justed started this today so this is my first run. I get better stuff in the future.
I'm not as dumb as it appears I will be better in the future.
This was a reall account though, I looked into it
>>24035081
you're really bad at arguing m8, you have no semblance of social skills and definitely not funny or witty enough to banter or troll. pls stop and kill yourself to save us, these girls, and yourself from this autism
>>24035115
>I'm with the girls on this one
jesus christ could you be anymore of a massive faggot
>>24035024
Just write "k"
>>24035174
>Is that a new Tumblr word?
nigger its a legitamite word used for centruries
>>24034998
no one wants to admit it but robots will always get BTFO by whore Stacies
they have been trained in the art of drama after all
>>24035284
i hope you didn't mean to ask her if shes virgin
>>24035196
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIIIIIIINNNN SHITTTT YOU AUTISTIC FUCK. I WAS BAITING HER. BAITING HER.
I'm trying to get these girls to admit what they do, to prove what people say here about women is true. It's not about winning the argument, it's about showing you how girls really are
Here's one from my brief attempt at online dating
How exactly did the women win? They just kept saying the same "You cant judge me :)" bullshit over and over.
>>24035284
>i have a strong faith in god
>single mom at 19
fucking KEK
also
>i'm looking for something serious so i can continue to grow my family
no, you're looking for a kek who will provide for your stay at home lifestyle because baby daddy wont pay child support LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>24035323
yeah, and they also spend more time interacting with normal humans with different viewpoints rather than sitting in an echochamber of "women are whores durrr"
>>24035341
Hello autism my old friend.
>>24035335
hot
BUT I AM ORIGINAL HIROSHIMOOT
>>24035341
You should consider killing yourself.
>>24035284
just make them think youre mega chad, get them interested and then tell them you only date virgins and take it from there, im sure itll be a lot more fun for us and they will get disappointed and angry
>>24035341
holy shit man
>>24035335
>no obvious bs in her description
>no makeup overdose
>no cleavage
>subtle smile
>no group pic, duo pic, toilet selfie, or duckface
>dyed hair
im confused.
>>24035297
OP please
please
>>24035335
>I'm trying to get these girls to admit what they do, to prove what people say here about women is true. It's not about winning the argument, it's about showing you how girls really are
but we all already know this
>>24035341
this is funny
>>24035405
please what? Im not even op but at least post a coherent thought you fucking mongoloid
>>24035394
if her hair was natural colour she would be pritty gud
>>24035341
What the fuck? You're not even autistic you are straight-up retarded.
>>24035394
Is this the elusive Shy Virgin Hipster Cutie of legends?
>>24035341
>heroes 3 pic
nice
>>24035354
OP has no other argument other than food analogies and one of the conversations actually put him on the defensive, so yes the women are winning
>>24035081
Maybe that comment will give her an epiphany.
>>24035394
she's confused but no so far down the barrel
save her
>>24035335
Ew
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
OP just stop you fucking autist
you are getting btfo desu senpai
>>24035108
Blew what? He's doing a good job.
>>24035341
hahahahaha what the fuck man
>>24034471
its just an old drinking song, isn't it?
>>24035341
>You're a big girl
Was getting rejected part of your plan?10/10
>>24035478
Thanks lad
Good game. I know some people say it's stupid to not put your pic up on sites like that, but it's better to put meme pics up than my face I've discovered. I was talking to an Indian qt from Mumbai for a good week including phone calls. She then said she was curious what I looked like and was begging for me to send a face pic, I did and then she stopped talking to me and said it wasn't going to work out
>>24033966
Its like craigslist except 90% of the users are tire kickers.
>>24035376
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>24033851
Looks like you're fukken great at it m8
>>24035284
>strong faith in God
>knocked up at 18-19 and farted a man's grown seed out her vagina
Scum like this should be beheaded with a dull knife
>>24034377
she is wrecking you m8
>>24034540
>slut shame her
>she's cool with it
sounds like a keeper OP
>>24035341
I wasn't ready for this level of autism. I'm never same.
>>24034540
No wonder she's being so nice as a black woman, they're the most rejected
>>24035108
>>24035115
reddit needs to leave, the shooting was almost a month ago
>>24035787
jesus you are so eager to fit in, killing yourself would be a lot easier
>>24035836
what's up reddit
>>24035341
oh my god I'm dying over here
>>24035875
Surprised that one hasn't been used yet
>>24035341
Just stop I can't
>>24034471
Fucking glorious
>>24035284
>Becca
What is it about this name? Do the parents just have some intuitive sense "Oh honey this girl will be a total cunt when she grows up, best name her Becca"
>>24033880
Hero
>>24035593
ayyyyy lmao
donodxoxdoxodoxdo
>>24034871
Notice how she said
>home town
Implying she wouldn't want to be seen with you if it's known you get around.
>>24036645
Exactly, becuase then she couldn't lie to herself about not being another dumb whore
>>24034471
>that butthurt bitch in the background
>>24034716
>>24034759
the game was rigged from the start boys
No more updates?
>>24033880
you wont believe me but my gf is sitting here arguing that youre right and she is the one who made fun of you
there is hope fellow robot
>>24034092
>Virginity is a term used to make women feel like less
>tfw when it's actually the exact opposite
>>24034540
you should say "and yet you likely have a preference for guys taller than you. women are shameless hyprocrites"
>>24035032
he's like the opposite of beta chad both in content and comedic ability
All these fucking idiots who went "hurr durr now if you say X thing you can meet up and fuck her, man! do it!"...kill yourselves, you morons, seriously.
>>24034076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2rGt_4T4A
>>24035341
Holy shit, dude. This is absolutely ridiculous.
>>24034716
sounds like something beta chad would say tbqh
>>24037459
>gf
>fellow robot
>>>/reddit/
>>24033983
>pretends to be aloof
>comes back insecure and writes a second message
R O A S T Y
T O A S T Y
>>24034871
im pretty sure these girls would have fucked you if you jsut went straight for the pussy
>>24034871
>MUH FEELS
>>24034471
kek, full video, she rages hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU9us8T51gg
>>24038060
A LADY CAME INTO THE STORE ONE DAY ASKING FOR AN ADVANCED PROSTHESIS
asking for an advanced prosthesis?
MY THIRD LEG SHE GOT
>>24035314
>nigger its a legitamite word used for centruries
Nigger, I ...
>>24038060
she's just mad because she will literally never ever have that much fun with her girlfriends
>>24034132
No one calls it pop in the south that's a northern thing retard
>>24033880
Even if she was a virgin why would she want to date a loser liken you?
>>24038060
>2:00
>why is that even funny?
>beta boy in the front white knights saying "it's nawt!", damn he must get so much pussy
>>24035341
god man come the fuck on
OP is a demigod
10/10
>>24034471
I resent women as much as the next robot, but breaking out in song in public with your lads is kinda gay as fuck
OP is absolutely NOT a faggot. He's a pretty cool guy.
Which app is this? I want to try it out.
>>24038592
Tinder App
>>24038517
>>24038545
hey op how ya doin buddy
>>24035341
Is this on fucking interpals.net
>>24034646
It does affect her future relationships and what type of man would commit to her. stop getting so toasty
>>24035335
Reminds me of chloe somehow
This thread would be better if it involved more conversations where OP drops the "sorry I don't date non-virgins, best of luck to you!" bomb and then moved on. I want to see many women become insecure, not two roasties ranting for three or four posts.
>>24034540
Your past defines you. You are literally your past, be it your experiences or the two pairs of chromosomes that came together decades ago.
For fucks sake how do women not understand this?
>>24038925
Because you can move on?
>>>/pol/
>>24033851
5'5 is short??
>>24034014
extra toasty roastie detected.
>>24034646
But it does.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/21/more-sexual-partners-unhappy-marriage_n_5698440.html
>>24037459
Your girlfriend is dumb. I hope she do anal.
>>24035024
she a motherfucking lie
>>24038811
Yes it is actually on interpals desu
>>24039030
And let's not forget
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1411843
>tfw no more Chad Thundercock tinder threads
>tfw the reddit probably drove him away
>>24038977
Not really I think average hight is around 5 4'
>>24037761
What exactly do you mean by that senpai
>>24033851
>>24033880
>>24033983
>>24034175
What if you used tinder to get laid instead of troll women?
I mean i fucked 4 girls on tinder its bot that hard.
while we're here I never got what /r9k/'s opinion is of guys who sleep around
>>24039732
Chad's who should be gassed
>>24039732
I prefer men who are chaste.
>>24034815
Yes it does faggot
What is with you guys?
Your getting MATCHES AND RESPONCES
Your wasting easy pusssy for your r9k pussy bullshit.
And you wonder why your a virgin?
>>24034132
off yourself
no one in south says but you dense cunt
>>24034778
T H A N K S
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>>24035292
Yeah, this. These threads only work if OP is hilarious or very efficient at blowing people the fuck out. OP is neither, so this sucks.
>>24039732
They hate when guys get pussy and they dont.
You new here?
>>24034092
LOL I KNOW THIS GIRL IRL. WANT FB?
>>24040123
Do it faggotron.
>all these faggots who thinks being an annoying moralfag is edgy
>all these roasties who respond to them
Keking at all you idiots desu
>>24039732
Casual sex is degenerate
>>24035341
fakest bullshit ive ever seen in my life
>New idea for tinder experiment:
Just make all of your profile pics pictures of luxuries goods, ideally if they are luxury goods photographed in your city (or nearest major city). I'm thinking a fancy condo building, an exotic car parked, pictures of some normie holding plane tickets to somewhere exotic, a picture taken outside of a local office tower.
Empty bio. Just these pics with no person in them. Let's see what happens.
>>24040940
>let's see what happens
Nothing will happen you're just reaching
>>24034778
You need to explain that you're waiting until marriage, so her point about only you being able to fuck them is irrelevant.
>>24038186
That was a nice one anon :)
>>24033880
Doing God's work nigga
>>24033880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuvIqbAw5dA
oh booy
>>24038060
the MEIN SHAFT is the best
>>24034583
But it is pop you fucking faggot.
>>24034471
>>24038060
I will never be one of the lads
>>24034015
>implying people here don't hate women
>implying it isn't reasonable to think that considering it always corresponds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4mf2CFhe-M
itt
>>24044565
unless we have a robot meetup
>>24044941
meetup WHEN
>>24034175
>everyone has standards and preferences including yourself and one of mine is 'not used'
>>24034973
>tfw you've slept with 50+ girls
>>24034338
Yeah keep up man, this is so awesome.
>>24044978
nyc? Would like to get a drink with some lads.
>>24035341
oh wow just
>>24034471
always the fucking attention whore everyfucking time
>you shouldn't judge me or other girls by our past
>we must apologize for slavery even though it ended before the 20th century started and no one alive could have anything to do with it
Source: Your typical liberal feminist
>>24034408
OP not going with this was a shame
>>24035394
you know she's going to be extremely smug about that too
>>24034280
I live there too wanna kill each other
>>24034778
BTFO
TFO
FO
O
>>24033983
>dating app
Not calling it a booty call as it should be
>>24044978
tfw no meetup
fuck this im starting a biker club
>months on app
>never able to arrange real-life meetup
>finally get frustrated and decide what the hell
>message every single match saying:
>"hey x, look. you seem like the type of person with a good head on their shoulders and all, but to be frank, i just want to fuck."
>2 irl meetups arranged within 10 minutes of sending that
>>24047059
>one stood you up
>the other was a catfish
>>24047128
it's possible but idk neither of the meetings have happened yet
>>24033983
Get a load of this strawmanning whore
Am I doing it right? I kinda want to put her in her place.
>>24047532
>Giving a fuck about what you say to complete strangers
Neck yourself lad she's a dumb pretentious cunt, clearly.
>>24047532
>Girls going out of their way to go out to coffee with Chad
>tfw I can barely keep a girl's attention for a single message.
>>24039852
I am as chaste as it gets ;)
>>24047808
To be fair she's a complete whore.
>>24033880
Doing gods work desu senpai
>>24034132
Southerners say coke and midwesterners say pop. Im guessing OP lives on the east coast because he said "soda" pop
>>24034652
Yep Ohio here. We only say pop
>>24034387
I have detected the exact post of a toastie roastie, fellow robots.
>>24047808
anyone with a symmetrical face and a >3 inch dick can fuck most women
>before r9k: girls are cute
>after r9k: fucking stupid sluts fucking whore bitch
>>24048293
Exactly, the web lets you discover the truth. If you're open mined and dig deep enough
>>24035323
>>24035357
Toasties NaCly bout being outed.
I can tell you guys aren't virgins, fuck count numbering in, say... Hmmm... I'll be generous... upper single digits and mid 10s digits?
>>24035445
>>24035537
>>24035394
Don't let it fool you.
She dyed her hair, what she lacks in vapidity she will more than make up for in psychosis, neuroses, miasmas, and hypocrisy.
>personal experience.
>>24047964
Ohio here.
>>24047137
Figures
>angry reddit roasties scared OP away
wish i was a mod. i'd permaban all roasties
>>24047532
1 and 2 are great, 3 should be changed to "Sure, but you're paying".
