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>Number of girls you've asked out
>Number of girls that said yes
>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse

6/4/2
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>>23977229
0/0/0

glad we could get that out of the way
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7/0/1
never been on a second date
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>>23977229
0/1/0 I think I win desu.
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>>23977229
2/0/why is this a column
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>>23977229
>0
>0
>0
anything more and you're a normie
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>>23977250
this, there's no losing
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>>23977269

>7/0/1

So 6 girls just looked at you, said nothing and walked away?
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>3
>2
>1

No relationships though
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0/0/5
I've never had the guts to ask a girl out, yet they could feel i liked them and turned me down, pretty embarrassing moments.
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>>23977308
No, the other 6 literally laughed at me
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4/3/1

i am fully aware that the only reason i am virgin is because of my own crippling social anxiety
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>>23977229
8/7/1
That no was a painful one tho
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4/0/4

Haven't bothered since the last one.
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>>23977229
0/0/0
But I tried with one girl m, she didn't have to say no for me to realize it wouldn't end up well, I also saved myself from rejection.
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>anyone with over a 50% success rate

Filthy fucking normies
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10/5/5

It's probably more than 10 though.
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0/0/0

I know that reveals hypocrisy in my depression concerning the matter, and that's why I'll probably kill myself first.
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0/0/0
If I ever thought I'd have a chance with anyone I think I might give it a shot, but so far I'm almost 100% certain nobody I've ever been interested in has felt the same way about me.
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>>23977229
1/0/1
I still love her
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1/1/0.

Why does it keep muting me for answering the fucking question.
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>>23977229
0/0/0
not a virgin
never fucked a prostitute
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>Number of girls you've asked out
2.
>Number of girls that said yes
0.
>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
4.

Didn't even manage to ask the other girls out.
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>>23977458

So you raped someone?
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>>23977458
So you were raped by someone?
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>>23977229
1/0/1

Some girl in high school during my senior year. Doesn't even phase me anymore desu.
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>>23977479
>>23977492
I was asked out by the only one girl I had sex with
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>>23977580
Fucking norman
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>2/0/2
>one was a fatty
>anon lower your standards i did on the first girl
>she was into chads i think
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>>23977553
you got balls anon... i wish i was the same
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0/0/0
true robot trips
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>>23977229
1/1/0. I'm batting a thousand so I should probably just quit while I'm ahead.
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0/2/0

It's magic.
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>>23977229

>2/0/2

there were two that I didn't count on this:

One where I got laughed out by just asking for her number

and the other I am still friends with but when I was building up to ask her out she slipped that she had a boyfriend into the conversation and it saved both of us the awkwardness.
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>>23977650
how can they say yes when you never asked?
>hey anon, yes!
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0/0/0

anons with any other numbers need not apply
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>>23977618
Well tbqh it wasn't actually me that asked her. My friend told her and then the girl told me no.
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17/2/15

Optimal robot ratio desu senpai
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>>23977229

0
0
0

I had one gf long ago in highschool, but she initiated pretty much everything.

Need more grils like that imo
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2/0/2
The paper thin excuses hurt more than a simple rejection; I got them both times. I don't understand why they don't simply say
>no, sorry, I'm not interested in you
rather than
>I don't really date!
>I don't have a phone!
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>>23977229
Technically i have asked out zero girls.

But i asked 2-3(can't remember was long time ago) girls at a concert to dance with me when one of my classmates asked out one of their friends to dance.

And you can guess their answer yourselves.
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>>23977290
this to be quite honest family and all
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>>23977681
Maybe someone asks for you?
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>1
>0
>1

I regret is so much. Why did I have to humiliate myself like that?
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>>23977691
Do you ask out anything that moves?
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>>23977229
0/0/0

the only winning move is not to play

39ef7b6d2cf89adc39c58fdc1a7a5d51
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over 100
0
all of them

I made it a part of my routine to ask out one stranger every day. For over 4 months, not one of them said yes.
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>>23977699
This.
Only reason I'm not kissless is because another girl started it.
More girls like this plz
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>>23977700

excuses i've gotten:

>I have a boyfriend
>My parents are strict and don't let me go out with boys

But hey, it's better than what you got so i guess i'm alright..
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>0
>0
>0

Guess my age.
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>>23977700
im >>23977665
and I feel you
"I will go to prom with you but I'm want to date (not even chad, it was a guy I was friends with)"
and
"I'm only looking for guy friends right now, not anything more serious"
Both of which I blame myself on because I was too much of a pussy to actually ask in a confident way. I beat around the bush too much and it fucked me. Dont be me bros.
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>>23977750
To a non American, asking out strangers sounds fucking insane. It's probably great if you're attractive though
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>>23977229
in a romantic way?
>2
>2
>0
in a friend way?
>50+
>2 or 3
>the rest

I dont get it.
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>>23977771
19-25
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>>23977771
12
CONTENT ID: 8675309
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2/2/0

huge fear of rejection that prevents me from asking people out though
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>>23977750
I don't think askin out whoever works, specially if you are a robot.
You should wait for someone to show some interest or someone you talk to.
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>probably 75-100
>less than 30
>the remainder

inb4 chad, I'm really not
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>>23977229
4/1/2

One just never replied
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4/2/2

One of the yes's was me getting asked out by a chinese foreign student. The other yes was an okcupid meetup. Neither made it past the first meeting.
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>>23977798

It's nice, nothing better than seeing a cute girl on the subway who looks all depressed and tired then lights up like christmas lights when you say hi to her.

Don't listen to idiots who think it's all about your personality, women are just as shallow as men. The only requirement is to show a bit of confidence and look good and you can say practically anything you want and still get their number.
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>>23977229
10/10/0

Come at me faggots
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don't reply to the post above
also :
0/0/0
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>>23977229
2/1/1
>>23977888
Not even normies can do that.
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>>23977308
Not that other guy.
I misread the op.
Asked 7, 6 said yes, 1 made an excuse.
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>>23977885
So... What if you are ugly?
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>>23977955
Now, go back to your normal life.
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>>23977229
>>23977313
>>23977356
>>23977368
>>23977442
>>23977457
>>23977649
>>23977650
>>23977691
>>23977821
>>23977838
>>23977854
>>23977855
>>23977883
>>23977888
What are you even doing here?
I'm sure /b/ or /s4s/ has more "dank memes" or whatever you people come here for.
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>>23977691
>17/2/15
reported for feeding (bitches' ego)
you should uninstall
and never play the game again
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>>23977229
12/6/6
okay for a shy guy like myself I guess
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>>23977734
No but when you put yourself out there you see a lot of cute grils most of the girls are from highschool/college years but I'm a manlet so there's my problem
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>>23977964

I've seen "ugly" men try to talk to girls on the subway. The girl usually looks noticeably uncomfortable and either changes seats with a look of disgust or keeps her headphones in and pretends to not hear him.

That or they keep up mild conversation while looking at their phones to try and signal they're not interested.
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>>23978028
TL;DR if you are ugly you are fucked
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3/0/3

Asked out one girl 6 times
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>>23977991
I'm 1/1/0.

I got brutally dumped after a couple weeks and I still have undying oneitis for her even though I've since moved all the way across the world.
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>>23978080
This. Whatever they tell you "it's about confidence and presonality", it all comes after being at least not ugly.
>>
0/0/0

Normal persons are asked nicely to leave the premises.
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>>23978028

>changes seats with a look of disgust

Fucking brutal..
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2/0/2

100% failure rate.
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>>23977649
same i asked out one girl at a party once
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>>23977997
The last two girls I asked out were the two non-rejections so I'm not dead yet :^)
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>>23977553

Same here, did it by e-mail. That was a good 10 years ago now.
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>>23977229
if your winrate is not 0 or undefined you need to get out
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3/1/2

I'd that that's a pretty good track record.
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>>23977229
2/0/2
Jfksksjjddhd fuck off robot
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>>23978149
Just going out is not exactly win.
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Asked one girl out before, at the age of 10 or 11. I got chased up a tree and got sticks and stones thrown at me...
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1/0/1
God damn it robots why does she not love me
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>>23978247
Fuck man, that's terrible.
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0/0/0

>tfw was in a pseudo relationship with multiple girls that never lasted more than 3 weeks

When a girl shows interest in me I immediately stop being attracted to her, probably the only reason im still a virgin is my autistic behavior
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>>23978198

It's a pretty solid indicator that you're not repulsive if you have an above 50% success rate. In which case you don't belong here.
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0
0
0

feels pretty shit desu
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>>23978270
Me and her are best friends now
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12/7/2
No long term relationship though.
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1/1/1. Fucking cunt
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>>23978273
True
How are you guys even able to ask that many girls out? Do you just go to a random girl that you don't know and ask them out. I can't even get to the level of being a facebook friend with my classmates.
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>>23977250
>>23977269
>>23977289
>>23977290
>>23977347
>>23977382
>>23977421
>>23977444
>>23977451
>>23977456
>>23977458
>>23977462
>>23977553
>>23977613
>>23977628
>>23977665
>>23977682
>>23977691
>>23977699
>>23977700
>>23977732
>>23977749
>>23977750
>>23977771
>>23977917
>>23978096
>>23978114
>>23978121
>>23978193
>>23978256
>>23978272
>>23978277
>>23978331
>just be yourself anon!
What is the worse that could happen?
>Just act normally and girls will start liking you!
>Don't worry about rejection, you can just try again!
>Maybe she wasn't the one for you, someday you'll find it!
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I "approached" about 15 chicks in the last half year, got about 8 numbers, went out with about 4 and banged 1 of those (but luckily have another chick on the side)
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>>23977229
2/0/2

Both of them were massive cunts I shouldn't have been interested in. Hindsight 20/20 eh
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1/1/0

already knew she would say yes because she wanted me to ask her to be my gf to make it official

kek
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1/0/1

I'm 24 years old.
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>>23978407

The trick is to expect rejection and go into it with a casual mindset.

I see a girl i like at lunch for instance, i walk up to her and ask if the seat is taken. I introduce myself, ask about her program, where she's from, what she's interested in etc.

After we're done talking i mention that i think she's pretty and if she'd like to go out sometime. Get her number, make a date. It's really that simple.

Literally just treat her like a person, express interest in her romantically after finding common ground and you're in. The annoying part after you've gone in for the kiss on the second/third date is keeping her entertained. If you're not willing to go out of your way to go do mundane shit with her like shopping just so you can get a piece of ass then having a girlfriend isn't for you.
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>>23977229
0/1/0

(I've been asked out by a girl once, I said no)

Infinite success rate
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I've never conversed with a girl in a sexual context. I'm 22.
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>>23977229
2/2/0
I didn't really care I don't want to date anyone.
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0/0/0

True robot reportin in.
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>>23978599
Really? Not even sexting random bitches on date sites? I used to do that shit all the time.
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>>23978583
If I do this the following will happen:
>Asks her if the seat is taken
>Sits next to her
>Ask her about her program
>get my brain keked have nothing else to talk about
>weird lurking for a minute
... you know the rest.
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>>23977229
>Number of girls you've asked out
11
>Number of girls that said yes
0
>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
9
>>
0/0/0

I still have a GF though.
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>>23978737
Did the other two die?
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>>23978760
no they just never talked to me and avoided me afterwards
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>>23978757

Your body pillow doesn't count anon
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>>23978470
After a while of doing this you start to reslised that its not the girl who is the problem, it is you.
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>>23977229
8/7/1

Pretty much only go after what I think I can get.
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>>23977229
1/0/1

JUST

blox blox blox blox blox
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>>23978700
Can't bring myself to do it, it sends unpleasant shooting sensations down my spine like when I suffer extreme frustration. Alcohol doesn't help much as my tolerance is very high, I go from a crate of beers and buzzed to paralytic like that.
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>Number of girls spoken to
0

What is the price?
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>>23977290

>Implying being a normalfag is bad
>Implying you don't boil inside from how mad and envious you are so much you wish you were a normie.
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>>23977229
4/4/0
My KD is normie level
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>>23977229
Zero/Zero/Zero
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0/0/0
I passively rejected a qt who was mutually liked me because I'm a raging autist
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>>23977229
650mil/0/649mil
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>>23977229
>phones I've asked
4
>phones I've got
4
>girls I've asked out
1
>girls that said yes
0
>girls that said no/made an excuse
1, she said that she had a boyfriend.
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I'd like to introduce a thesis: It is more humiliating to ask a girl out that too jizz in public
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>>23977229
5/0/5

0.00% content? What?
>>
You guys are all fucking lame. Grow a penis. The way you complain and mope, human, male or female wants to be around that. Grow up
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>>23977229

0/0/1

>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, OK
w-wew
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5/1/4

All the girls I've asked out showed interest first except the one who said no, but that was 8 years ago, freshman year of hs.
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>>Number of girls you've asked out
somewhere in the 100s range (if you're counting every online dating attempt)
>>Number of girls that said yes
somewhere between 20-30
>>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
again, if counting all online interactions (that means, no response counts as a no) then slightly less than the number I asked out by 20-30
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>>23979438
Are you stupid? Are you retarded or something? We're not moping instead of talking to girls.

We're moping because we tried to talk to girls and failed.
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>>23979229
He never said it was, why do normies get so mad at being told they're normal and can have a nice life lmao
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>>23979438
I feel you bruh, r9k just gets worse by the day. Everyone acts like 17 year olds on here about women. I just came for the frog posting :^)
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>>23979534
You forgot to add "multiple times "
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>>23977229
wow, never really thought about it before, but ive never asked a girl out, they always ask me. kinda weird.
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>>23977229
Tons/Tons/Tons

Gotta play big to win big
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I've never pursued a girl but I've asked out girls who already made it clear that they liked me. I've had three gfs.
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>>23979365
>Passive rejection

This. I don't know whether it's commitment issues or whether I'm just afraid of women but it seems like even if a girl likes me back, closing fills me with a cthulhu-tier sense of dread
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>Asked out: 1
>Said yes: 0
>Said no: 1

To be honest I won't ever ask again.
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>>23979534
Don't give up dude, I know it seems impossible but you'll find a girl eventually.

It's not supposed to be easy. If it was easy, you'd never learn anything about life or yourself.

I'm saying this as a 24y/o KV. All women are whores and will cluck you is a funny meme and all, but trust me when I say that it's simply a wild exaggeration that manifested from confirmation bias. There are good girls out there that want what you want, and no, not all of them want this chad fellow you guys love to talk about.
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8/0/8 fml
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>3/3/0

I was not a risk taker when I was single
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0/0/0
feels good my guys
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0/0/0

Did I win?
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0/0/0

I have no game. I am anti-social. Hell, I get nervous talking to girls around my age and I bet they sense that.
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>>23977229
~40
2
The rest
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>>23977229
1/1/1

This comment is original. Yes, it is.
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>>23977229
9/11/01

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IS IT FUCKING ORIGINAL NOW?
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>>23977229
lost count, most said no

lost my virginity by fucking a turbo slut at a party.
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>>23977229
1/2/0
One of them asked me out. Never went on a second
>>
1/1/0

We went out twice, then I lost interest cuz she said she wouldn't put out. I was 16 at the time. 21 now and haven't gone on a date since.
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>>23977229
>girls that I've asked out: 0
>gfs: 4
>virgin? No
Fuck am.. Am I a... Normie? ):
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I dont think Ive ever been flat out rejected, I usually dont ask a person out unless Im pretty much 100 percent sure theyre going to say yes. But I did talk to a girl on an online dating site who said she wanted to wait awhile before meeting in person, and I gave up on that (I wanted to get laid, not have a platonic texting buddy.) And Ive exchanged a couple phone numbers to have the person just sort of stop responding. Ive gotten "wednesday at 7 sounds great", and then no further updates, addresses, or communication. So i guess I got stood up once.
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>Number of girls you've asked out

Three.

>Number of girls that said yes

Three.

One ended it after the second date, one I dated for a year, one I wasn't really that interested in.

>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse

None.


I'd ask more girls out but that might ruin my ratio.
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>>23977229
3/3/0 i only go for it if i know im gonna win kek
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>>23977229
4/1.5/2.5

the .5 is she let me take her out but then as soon as we got back to her house she told me she had a boyfriend
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9/1/1 i like them 2 twins
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>Number of girls you've asked out
2
>Number of girls that said yes
1
>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
1
>Number of girls that asked me out
2
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>>23977964
you need to talk away your face is all - dress nicely, be of a good weight, and make the girl feel good. ugliness is the first impression but first impressions are relatively fleeting with women because they're generally more in-the-moment than men
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>>23977229
1/0/1

"Anon-kun, we should stay friends"

>mfw
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>>23977229
1/1/0 good shit desu senpai
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>>23977229
>2/2/0

although to be fair, the last time I asked out a girl was when i was 15, im 22 now
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>>23977352
damn, man

what state/country/whatever do you live in so i don't have to subject myself to the cruelty over there?
>>
0/0/0

I did however tried to talk by texts with 5 or 6, mostly didn't even bother to reply past 1 message
>>
>0
>0
>2
Girls have rejected me when I wasn't eve asking them out because they assumed I was trying to
>>
>planning on asking my first qt out tomorrow
>mfw reading this thread
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>it's all about confidence
>be yourself
>I'm sure you will find someone who likes you, your soul mate!
>you're sexist and misogynist this is why you never get laid
>just work out and girls will be into you
>just go out and have fun!

who /tired/ here?
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>>23977368
>a faggot with 87.5% success rate is lurking /r9k/ right now instead of fucking sluts
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1/1/0
Broke up with me after a month. Said the only reason she dated me is because she pitied me. Nothing close to a relationship or even friendship with anyone since then.
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>>23978582
0/0/0 I'm also 24 years old. Resorted to pretending to be gay over the internet to get some affection.
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3/1/2
Apparently this was already said
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>>23977229
>boys 'cause i'm a femanon
You mean asked out on a date? Or to be in a relationship with? If you mean like hanging out date...

10/9/2
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>>23980266
shit man

at least you can say you tried
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>>23977229

>42
>26
>6

My success rate didn't increase until roughly my 20th approach.
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>>23977229
3/1/2
shooting for 4/1/3 next week boys
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>>23981520
>pretending
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4/1/3

One of the rejectors them technically didnt say no, but just lied and never showed up to the date.
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>>23981387

pussy is pussy, its important not to idealize one girl too much
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>>23977229

1/0/1

However, those who made negative comments about me are in the dozens, even without asking or barelly knowing them. I am the worse at the game in this thread.
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>>23977229
9/0/9

I gave up.
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>>23977229
>60
>30
>30

probably something like that
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>>23977229
3/2/1

Last one I could've got but her sister died and she became depressed and acted like a bitch so it never happened.
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>>23977352
What, how? What was the context? They didn't even try to look polite?
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2
2

50% ain't bad.
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32/1

asked same grill out twice, first time said no, second time said no.
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>be 21
>4
>0
>4
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>>23982361
I'm a tard, its 3/2/1, not 32/1
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2/0/1
why try
also do girls make the first move sometimes?
ive been waiting for them to come to me
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~23/8/the rest
also those 8 all cheated on me so it still sucks
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>>23977229
Isn't it obvious that if a girl didn't say yes, that she said no/made an excuse?

Z=X+Y
Z/X/Y
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>>23982414
>do girls make the first move sometimes?

a pile of rocks is more likely to gain life and hit on you than a girl, because girls are:

1.scared of risks and rejection even more than we are

2.entitled so they think most men are not worthy of her magical presence

3.expects the man to take charge because that is a masculine trait

4.wouldn't know how to hit on someone even if her life depended on it, just like most dudes
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>>23977229
0/0/0
Never try never fail.
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0/0/0

What do you think, robots? Can I keep the streak alive?
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29/0/29

Fuck off normalfaggots.
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>>23977844
>You should wait for someone to show some interest or someone you talk to.
I'll be waiting the rest of my life for this
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3/3/0
However I'm like 10/4/6 on phone numbers
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Chad here

750/1,500/0
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0/0/0

Had sex with 4 girls (2 of them were virgins) and 3 men.

Never asked anyone out on a date. I think it's a really old-fashioned concept.
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8/2/6

One was gf for half a year then break up because we went to different unis and she didn't want to long distance(she wanted guilt free carousel ride). Second is current gf of 6 years. Kind of a dumb bitch but it beats being alone. I'm sick of trying. If a 4'11 virgin ginger 18 year old dance or classic music major falls in my lap I'll cheat. My gf can't do better than me so she'd probably just be keked.
>>
is desu still desu
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>>23983031
Chad never asks girls out, they come because they want to and Chad gave them the privilege of allowing them to hang out with him.
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0/0/0 is the only answer. Anything else you're a failed normalfag or even worse, a normie.
It's not only about being a pussy, true robots never got the chance.
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>>23982373
statistics not found
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>>23977229
1/0/1 tbqfhwyl
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>>23977229
3/1/2

bonus: number of girls who asked me out but I was too retarded do do anything about it: 2
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>>23978147
Are you me?
>>23978247
>imgur filename
I have no sympathy
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>>23977229
3/3/1,
The One was when I held the Door open and she screamed at me about 'I have a Boyfriend.'
>>
1/0/1

On the other hand, I've had relationships of making out + more, with eleven women.

Maybe asking them out isn't really needed?
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>>23983270
Maybe asking them out isn't really needed?
Not if you're chad. Why are you even here?
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>>23977229

Had 2 gfs, first one asked me out

1 / 1 / 1

Last one I asked out on a date said she had a bf, so whatever
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>0/0/0

M-maybe someday, right robots?
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>>23977229
1/1/0
Learn to pick worthwile girls.
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>>23983359
meh I'm here not because women but because I've nearly died like...idk, thirty times? Multiple lung collapses, seizures (and then of course car crashes...)

At this point I'm ashamed of letting any woman get close to me, because I can't be that manly chad anymore. Seizures have wrecked my brain, and lung surgery has left me unable to even TRY to get a good-looking body...though I used to have one.

The issue now is that even if a woman and asks ME out, I feel somewhat obligated to turn her down. Nobody wants someone who could fall on the floor twitching any moment.
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>>23977229
>0
>0
>0

>Number of girls that have asked me out
3

>Number of girls that ive declined
3
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>>23983619
Did you deliberately turn them down? Why? Were they whales?
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0/0/20

I never explicitly asked if I can date them, more like fuck them, and they all said nah stretch
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>>23983687
it's a meme you dip
: )
god i hate the robot
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>>23983687
Number one was "Anonymous" she had her friends give me a "letter"

Number 2 was some thin hispanic girl, really long hair and really outgoing personality but thats what put me off, she was fucking wild, i knew shed turn into a slut in the future after high school.

Number 3 was also a straight up slut, she didnt even try to hide it while putting her right hand on my crotch in class.
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1
1
1
>mfw
>mfw she confessed that she was embarresed that she lied
>mfw i dropped her anyways
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>>23977229

4/3/3

Numbers don't add up because of one that initially said no but changed her mind, and one that initially said yes then started making excuses not to actually go out.
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>>23983868
OK, I get turning down sluts. I think the anonymous girl would've intrigued me. I like not knowing what I'll get.
>>
1/0/1

Just walked up to a girl I'd been crushing on for 2 years but never talked to and asked her out to coffee. Said she had a boyfriend but was very gentle about it and even asked my name.

>that feeling of supreme release after the initial embarrassment wore off
I'd been near obsessed with her for months before that, and within a few days I hardly even thought about her anymore.
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>>23977229

2/2/0

They said yes, I just couldn't come up with anything that I wanted to do for a "date".

Fuck 1st/2nd/3rd dates. Why can't I just wake up one day and be in a relationship.
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>>23978583

If I take your normie advice:

>Ask if seat is taken

She looks weirded out and says yes 100% of the time

Let's suppose I get past that stage though

>I introduce myself, ask about her program, where she's from, what she's interested in etc.

She gives brief replies and avoids eye contact. But let's suppose miraculously this doesn't happen

>After we're done talking i mention that i think she's pretty and if she'd like to go out sometime

She's visibly freaked out and says some lie like she has a boyfriend or something

>Get her number

Nope, or it is a fake

>make a date

Absolutely not, but assuming it happens there won't be a 2nd one

>It's really that simple

I hate you with all my heart, I sincerely hope you die a painful death
>>
12/0/12

I'm a 5'4 manlet btw
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>>23977700
They think you are a violent psychopath who will stalk them and/or lash out at them if they say no directly.
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>>23977229
>Number of girls you've asked out
>>Number of girls that said yes
>>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse

/1340/20/134

Yeah, they said all it takes is getting in shape, looking good, Job, having your own place ect.

It's all bullshit... I've tried, god knows I've tried.
I'm done with women.
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>>23978838
Being ugly is the problem for us normie. We cant change our facial features or our autistic tendencies
>>
countless/7/countles
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>>23977229
Asked like three out never been rejected
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4/0/4

Has been a year since the last. Soon gonna make it 5/0/5
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Now hard mode: post your stats including girls you asked out on the internet on all the chats, meeting apps, dating sites, common interests sites, online games etc
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>>23982414
>also do girls make the first move sometimes?

Yes, but you have to be decently attractive, and you can't be picky. I had a girl who was into me once, but it was kinda offputting + she seemed kinda nutso.
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1/0/1
I've wanted to ask maybe 10 but never bothered.
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2/0/2

beta orbited like 100000000 though
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>>23984267
1. I asked her out face to face, she said yes, wanted to seta date and stuff via facebook. Made up an excuse. I asked her out twice after that but nothing happened.
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>>23984195
>1340
literally how
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5/4/1
>One of them that said yes ended up not showing up
>I gave my number to one that said yes so we could plan it out and for some reason her text messages never came through to a month later so that was awkward as fuck because she actually liked me but I thought she didn't
>The one that said no had a thing for me in high school and told everyone she liked me but really she was using me to get the attention of the guy that she really liked and I was her backup
>One of them that said yes is current I have a second date this weekend wish me luck
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0/0/0

Normies and failed normies fuck off REEEEEE
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>>23978583
>mention that i think she's pretty and if she'd like to go out sometime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CONFIRMED VIRGIN
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>>23978583
Want if I want to do mundane shit, but I don't want to bother with romance?
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>>23977229
26 years old
0/0/0
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>>23977229
>>Number of girls you've asked out
3
>>Number of girls that said yes
2
>>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
1


Still a virgin tho.
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>>23977229
4/4/4

First one was a goth slut chick who came onto me after she saw me at a debate I was competing in. She said yes, we kissed a few times then she started to self harm when i didn't text her. Total attention whore.

Second one was an Argentinan chick I met at a GYLC. She was really chill, really cool, think she's a movie director now. Had a real romantic moment on the Hudson river, 10/10 would do again. We did the long distance but eventually just stopped chatting.

Third was my oneitis. Asked her to my formal, laid all my love on the line as we stood in the snow outside and we kissed. Bad thing was it turns out she was an absolute fucking boring cunt who had 0 personality and I had been blinded by tits. Ghosted her.

Number 4 is my current gf of 6 years. We orbited each other for a year then just got off at a party. I love her and want to marry her.

Pic related it is our dog.
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>>23984348
Online and in person too... I'm just done...
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0/0/0

I have absolutely no interest in being in a relationship.
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>>23977229
Just about 0
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>>23977229
4/3/1 - One is my gf and two are very dirty sluts. And the one who rejected me is the girl I love.
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>>23977229
0/0/15 niger kek
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0/0/0
But hear this , i basicly told a Girl i like her , this happened in december , after 4 months she comes to me , and i say no . So i rejected her MAXIMUM KEK I WON husueheeheu
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9/0/9

Then i gave up on women.
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7/0/7

>Just ask her out dude why are you so shy?
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>>23977229
2/2/0 still khv. Still waiting for another chance but im not comfy asking a girl out unless i have 80%+ odds. Maybe if i wasn't so afraid of rejection i could play the numbers game
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>None
>None
>None

Have turned a few down. They were too extrovert and we would have been a drag to each other.
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>>23977229
53/4/49

And those 4 were 'coffee dates' that went nowhere.
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7/2/5

First yes only said yes because she was relapsing from 2 months of being single. An exact quote from her:
>I'm worried that I'm never going to find anything, that I'm going to be alone.
We went on one date and cuddled before she went sprinting back to her jerk ass ex. Weeks later she started dating some ex-marine turned junkie.

Second one, I actually managed to get two dates out of her, but before I could get anywhere with her she pulled the "I'm moving away" card. I'm in school and working right now so I cant exactly work a 4 hour drive into my schedule.
>Says she's moving away
>Her profile says she's still living in the same place 5 months later
>Deletes me off all Social Media
Cant believe I fell for that shit
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