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The other britfeel thread is awful edition.
Post waifus desu
>>23974045
roger that senpai
>>23973881
it is, fucking 4 + 4 channers.
Guys, I got a job today...
>>23974068
time to leave the thread mate
>>23974107
Shutup you mug, children like you kill these threads.
>>23974068
Well done. You've got to stop posting here now that you're a normie.
im going for a nap, then im going to get up and have some asda spicy chicken wings.
>>23974164
>muh safe space
Brits, I am pretty sure there is a robot working at the archiving facility at my office. Have you ever sussed out another robot at the workplace. If so, what did you do?
>>23974222
Literal what, pretty much the exact opposite of what I was implying
how are bethesda getting away with rereleasing fallout 3 and calling it fallout 4
Baby sister is in the hospital with a bad flu, lads. Pretty shitty desu.
>>23974431
Because normies are plebs with no taste.
Poleaboo had a tough day today
He went to the post office but couldn't find the right sized envelope for his parcel so he instead bought wrapping paper. He had great difficultly wrapping the box and could tell everyone was watching and laughing at him. As usual he sweated heavily when he became aware of this.
Not applied to any jobs for a week now
Rank 10 on Hearthstone only 3 days into the season and lots of gold though, might make legend this time.
>>23974489
flu is an old man's disease
>>23974495
Just this once I can sympathise with him.
>>23974495
Every time I am miserable and think my life is pathetic, I just remember there is people like you around, thanks poleaboo
Lads, does my brother know I borrowed his phone if all I did was make a google search in ingincto tab?
>>23974596
Was it the optimistic wishes regarding his Hearthstone play this month?
>>23974554
Like ~90% of people I know come down with the flu regularly during the winter.
>>23974495
Just a poleaboo fan, not the real one.
The real one hasn't posted in these threads in ages.
>>23974636
Nah, the post office. I know how it feels to fumble and have people laugh.
>>23974637
influenza? no they don't
>>23974068
Condolensces
>>23974666
It's worse when they don't laugh, we've all been on the other side when we exchange looks and smiles while observing someone who sticks out
>>23974495
wish this stupid cunt would kill himself
ruins these threads
A cow broke lose on my uni campus and shit everywhere, fucking Wales m8.
What's everyone done on this fine Tuesday evening?
>>23974045
Ok then I think I will.
A cow broke lose on my uni campus and shit everywhere, fucking Wales m8.
What's everyone done on this fine Tuesday evening?
Currently taking a break with a rollie, thinking watching some Crunchyroll later.
>>23974826
That sounds funny as fuck. I remember as a kid everyone used to absolutely freak out if a dog got into the school grounds (no fences or anything back then, I went past it a few weeks ago and it's completely enclosed with a big fuck-off seven foot fence nowadays) but a cow? Fuck me.
>>23974826
Posted twice, fuck.
>>23974684
They do. Plenty of children and teens get it too. Just because its worse in old people doesn't mean only they get it.
>>23974816
How would you feel if he committed the largest massacre in British history since Hillsborough?
>>23974826
Kek
I'm drinking some tea and playing vidya. Comfy af
>>23974045
Will post, need her.
>>23974950
Hillsborough wasn't a massacre.
He'll always be a faggot, the sooner he offs himself the better for all of us.
>>23974826
Waiting for the Championship games to start. Hoping then Brighton puffs get beat tonight
>>23974992
Are you saying the death of 96 innocent people wasn't a massacre?
>>23974045
>2D waifu
truly pleb
>>23974045
>2D waifu
truly pIeb
what is there to do in this shit country? i go to work then come home, go on /r9k/ then sleep
>>23974816
what are you contributing bar unilad shit and gf problems
>>23975044
>yellow fever
Almost as pleb
>>23975043
no
you clearly don't know what massacre means
>>23975044
>>23975070
>3D ""waifus""
>>23975113
waifu doesn't make sense in the context of 3d women
>>23975072
Get a drinking problem bro it's fun and makes work more interesting because you have to overcome your hangover each day to add a bit of challenge and also try to avoid management noticing you are still drunk from the night before so you feel like a secret agent as well. Highly recommended.
Anyone else self harm here?
Not like the attention seeking tumblr girls, I keep it hidden.
These days I don't even notice I'm doing it, I'll be sat at home angry and stressed out and just start burning myself or cutting my arms, sometimes I bite my tounge till it bleeds when I'm upset.
Fredrick
What happened to wan wan poster? I miss him.
>>23975328
>tfw no wan wan.
You get muted all the time now so theirs no point.
>>23975328
he got banned for spamming the same thing
proof that reporting works
>>23975322
Merely by mentioning it you are seeking attention. You are just like them.
>>23975322
>I'm not like those other girls
you're a faggot gaylord attention seeking crybaby
kill yourself
>>23975367
>>23975371
Very upsetting.
>meet girl last night
>solid 8/10
>pissed out of her mind, she starts feeling my cock and kissing me all over
>kneels down
>suddenly some fucking 6 foot chav comes out of the shadows, pulls her by the ponytail and starts beating the living fuck out of me
>my nose is broken, I can barely see out of one eye, one of my teeth is broken
>wake up in street without headphones but still have wallet and phone
fucking hell. I just woke up from another sleep. What should I do?
Not liking that the r9k filter is back desu lads
>>23975402
>>23975376
Attention seeking oh here is different to attention seeking irl.
Technically everytime you post anything on here you're seeking attention.
>>23975463
report it to the police
>>23975371
That reminds me all you spastics that thought "a normie" got banned for bullying you a week or 2 ago, it wasn't, apparently the birmingham meme also gets you banned
>>23975529
there's a difference between posting like normal and the kind of attention seeking post that you made to fish for replies
cut deeper next time, use your katana across your neck
>get a call just now
>think its for the morrisons night shift comfy job i applied for last week
>its tesco
>from 3 weeks ago
fuck sake lads actually angry desu, don't think i'll even go to the interview, the start times are all mornings 4 (four) days a week. baka desu ngl lads
>>23975552
I'm not him/her mate.
Edgy though, you should join them.
>>23973881
Why is it so awful?How much less awful is this thread after posting pic related?
>>23974045
Anniversary coming up senpai
>>23975552
Actually I just wanted to know if anyone else did it.
>>23975623
No but I used to. Did do from being a really young kid, like 3 or 4.
What's your way of doing it?
>>23975680
Usually when my family's arguing or shouting at me I'll start shaking and go out for a cig.
I usually just press the cigarette against my arm for a bit and I feel better.
>>23975606
Look at those eyes... I'd procreate with that fham
>>23975719
How old are you and how long have you been doing it for?
I haven't done it for over a year, the scars haven't faded and don't look good.
Is one of you sat in Brewdog Shepherds Bush, drinking on his own with earphones in looking like he might shoot the place up?
>>23975680
>self harming as practically a toddler
What the fuck
Want to sleep but I know I'll wake up at like 4am and then be waiting around for hours so sell my time to some goy, at least when I'm rushing around after I woke up its only 8 hours until I can be comfy again
>>23975794
Gulp
>>23975805
I was born fucked up I'm pretty sure. I still don't know what's wrong with me. Had everything from PTSD to schizophrenia to bipolar to borderline personality to autism thrown around as ideas but nothing stuck. The doctors basically said "Help yourself, we're out of ideas."
I wonder if the draw-anon from last night will return.
>>23975805
lol vipers, great episode
>>23975763
Im 20, started smoking at 14, self harming about
12-14
And then
16-20
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sumte-german-village-with-100-residents-and-zero-infrastructure-told-to-take-in-750-refugees-a6717591.html
comfy lads
who else has one of these blankets with the arm sleeves in it?
confess.
Fell asleep for 2 hours
>>23976134
I do think it's kind of funny that this village were a bunch of neo nazis and they ended up being flooded with immigrants.
>>23976137
>not comfy
>poorly insulated apt
>sleeping with underarmor and gloves on in first week of Nov.
When it gets colder idk what to do.. Might just top myself by then.
>my captcha was just palm trees, basking in sunlight fml
>HARDER TIMES LIKE THESE!!!
it's mostly elderly retired people too, work hard they said
>church cunts ringing the bells constantly for past half an hour
Fuck is this shit
>>23976398
It's Diwali m8
>>23976398
Rasheed
>>23975322
I bite my nails.
>>23976421
Its a christian church mate
>>23976466
Fuck you on about retard
>>23976592
>Its a christian church mate
And Christianity is a religion that is inclusive of other faiths.
>>23976623
Accepting*
They don't celebrate their holidays, besides dewali ain't until 11th lad
>>23976677
Dewali
>Tfw no friends
Do you guys have friends? I wish I had a friend.
>>23976398
Its now been 45 minutes, seriously what the fuck
Would rather listen to evening prayers
>>23976727
Friends can be a burden, especially when you feel obligated to them and want to do something else.
>>23976506
how bad?
>>23976825
Once chewed right through to bone
>>23976727
No friends here but I don't really want any. I just want a gf to love.
Course, not having friends is a huge red flag for women.
>tfw oneitis got a bf
It stings lads. Need to move on asap.
>>23976841
What? How is this possible? Which side of your finger?
>>23976881
Just think yourself happy dude bro buddy
>>23976855
>tfw legit 8/10 aesthetics but so introverted I only have one friend
Meeting girls on the internet works but unless they're desperate a relationship is never formed
Its a hard life lads
>>23976841
pfft
>>23976903
Chewed the tip of my middle finger right off, took months to heal and is now deformed
>>23976939
Wow that's impressive anon, the worst I do is chew the bit at the bottom right of my right hand thumbnail, it's all white/hard skin/almost scaly from the constant healing.
Post pics?
Christ this thread is just self harming weirdos atm
Yet somehow the other thread was "awful"
>>23976978
post pics of your's not that guy but iv'e never seen nails bad as mine
lads, what are some tasty dishes to get from the chinese?
>>23977045
I've been trying but my camera sucks too much, just looks really blurry and like normal nails.
what time you lot going to bed tonight
>>23977098
Bejing duck
>>23977175
Probably like 4am the way things are going these days
>can't fall asleep at night
>can't wake up in the morning
>>23977175
About an hour from now, got to be up 5:30
>>23976398
>>23976746
Over an hour, cunts are taking the piss
>tfw stacy i crushed on is now living with chad
its almost like life is scripted. my own fault desu
>>23977341
You feel it too, don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F86cYaCGyw
>>23977341
had an autist mate who used to go out with this wannabe stacy. she left him for a chad and when he was done pumping and dumping her my autist mate took her back...only for her to leave him again when they went uni kek
>on tinder for 2 weeks
>tfw not a single match
And this is after swiping yes to everyone. I've gotten to the point where the images don't even load and I swipe yes.
>>23977592
Need a better profile pic m8 Tbh
>>23974264
Leeds m8?
>>23977623
It's the best one I have of myself senpai.
>>23977641
So take a better one you kek
>>23977641
You need a picture of you doing something/with friends. If all you have are selfies grills will smell the virgin on you.
If you don't have friends like me, just take a picture with a sibling or some random normie.
>>23977671
I've taken tones, it's the best one I got senpai. It's hard when I don't have anyone to take pictures of me and they are all selfies.
>>23977715
Go out to a quiet, picturesque location, place your phone down somewhere with a timer and take one.
>tfw moved over 3000kg of weight today
Its a good feel lads
>>23975561
I would hold out for the night shift too.
>>23976881
Ouch m8. I fear it happening to mine.
It will probably tip me over the edge if it happens.
>>23978098
Just go out and shag a couple of randoms to feel better
>>23977098
Special curry
How do you guys convince your gf to swallow?
Mine always makes me finish on her chest or some shit, says she doesn't like the taste
>>23978225
what girlfriend anon?
>>23978225
>people still le troel in 2015
shaking my head
>>23978117
I've only ever had sex twice that didn't involve money changing hands.
whats you lads want for chrissy?
>>23978450
Just having the day off work is nice enough.
...thinking of getting a playstation 2 for nostalgia.
>>23978251
Those of you that have them I guess
>>23978298
Being serious mate, tempted to do it anyway but don't want her to bite down because of the shock, she must taste the pre cum, I just don't get it
>>23978450
Will probably have moved out of my mum's by then so money for a low end desktop PC.
>>23978490
PS2s are cheap as chips and you don't even need to hard mod it, just FreeMcBoot and you're done.
>>23978657
why would I mod it
>>23978117
>Just go out and shag a couple of randoms to feel better
Where do you think you are?
>>23978711
so you don't need to buy someone's dusty cum-drenched copy of XIII
>>23978747
/r9k/
Why do you seem to think this is /sad/?
>>23978775
Did you start browsing here yesterday?
anyone else feel like the board's getting more hostile again since the robot came back? maybe all the reee normies leave guys have had to branch out away from the tfwnogf threads so they're having their arguments in all the other threads.
>>23978225
>>23978763
GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>23978795
I think it has really ruined the bored. All the comfyness is gone and the wordfilter is shit.
Why they had to fuck with it I don't know but I fucking hate it.
>>23978098
I reckon it will be better once I move on. It's not like I had a chance with her anyway.
tfw need to phone my bank but all my payments are to adultwork and i can't face sitting on the phone to them whilst they look at my statement
>>23975044
missed you mate. who is she, anyway?
>>23978711
I suppose you don't really have to, since you can buy the common titles for a few quid each tops from pretty much every Cash Converters.
>>23978921
that is my plan, its like a gradual over time project of rebuilding my collection
>>23978843
Mine's different in that I reckon I do have a chance, but she's afraid because reasons.
>>23978855
>2015
>Not using Internet Banking
>lying in bed
>big ass palm sized spider crawls onto my chest
>freak out
>can't find it anywhere
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
>>23979027
I've been locked out of it which is why i need to phone
probably just going to get a new bank
>>23978986
Well best of luck m8, mine doesn't even know I exist. I just see her once a week in a uni class. Doubt she even knows my name desu.
>>Watching First Dates
>>Laugh at some of the stuff
>>Suddenly stop laughing and experience true despair as I realize I am not confident enough to be funny like the people on there
>>Realize I will probably never be able to find a girl who isn't a hambeast that would be into me
>>23979181
>Realize I will probably never be able to find a girl who isn't a hambeast that would be into me
I can't even find that
>>23979054
Why do you give a fuck what some random cunt from India thinks about you mate?
>>23979195
I've been offered a number by a 2/10 girl (not sure if she was interested romantically), and a 2/10 hambeast (she offered to take me on a date to 'boost my confidence' but I wasn't up for it).
I asked a girl for her number the other day but she fake numbered me. It was odd though, I could actually hold a decent conversation with her and didn't drop my spaghetti at all.
Tempted to try Tinder, my 4/10 friend has had decent success with it and if I get a haircut I could probably pass for a 5 or 6 out of 10.
>>23979208
Fair point, but it'll be an english cunt. PRobably have a right laugh about me with his callcentre mates.
>>23979396
He works as a callcentre drone. Who gives a fuck what he thinks, not like his life is any better.
>>23979380
All I get is spambots
>>23979396
Seriously mate, try and learn not to give a fuck what others think, especially those you will never meet, you'll be much happier
>>23979475
Same. Tinder ain't very good for average or below average guys, especially robots. You're better off trying traditional dating sites.
GUYSSSSSS
I need the awesome photoshoppers help. im not going to get mischief night op image done in time for tomorrow alone.
heres the pdf. its 3/4 done.
tiny url com qfke6w8
can you please help make it awesome ????
ive included a list of shit I need doing.
timeframe from now to 12-2am
I need to work on November 5th image.
>>23979727
mischief is night before halloween, where are you from?
>>23979829
its the night before bonfire night
November 4th
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night
never did it before halloween
>>23979930
Depending on where you live, it lands sometime around Halloween and Bonfire Night. And opinions vary on whether it is a chance for harmless fun or an excuse for anti-social behaviour.
>>23979930
>mizzy night before bonfire night instead of halloween
What sort of inbred shithole do you come from?
>>23979957
why would u play pranks on people the night before you wanted them to give you sweets?
you get the sweets, then burn their house down by shoving fireworks through their letterbox
>>23979930
Never even heard of this night before
>>23980020
The period between halloween and bonfire night is supposed to be for entrepreneurship - you stuff a jumper full of newspaper, put a mask on a football at the neck hole, then sit next to an ATM and mug people while saying "penny for the guy"; which is the equivalent of it not being rape if you shout surprise first.
>>23980041
arent they teachin you that in uni
>>23979038
>Pick up work clothes off the floor
>Fuckhuge spider runs out from underneath them and up my leg
>Stub toe kicking the bed trying to shake it off, wind up with spider guts everywhere hitting it
It woke me up at least, I guess.
>>23979380
>Tempted to try Tinder
If you enjoy getting addicted to pressing 'no' for the abundance of generic slags there is on there. It's not very good.
>>23980085
I'm 28.
>>23980084
I completely forgot about penny for the guy, ill have to stick that in bonfire night one
>>23980084
then playin pitch n toss with the boys you did it with
>>23980103
where you from? these things matter
>>23980091
And I like how it took literally two swipes to give a prime example of how bad the userbase is.
>>23979727
>>23979829
>>23979930
>>23979951
>>23979957
>having a mischief night at all
What absolute shithole of a community do you lads live in? I bet you're all from somewhere up North aren't you.
>>23980186
Suffolk
>>23980228
It's a hookup app... what's fucking wrong with people
>>23980245
Got me lad, Scouser til I die
>>23980245
Guernsey
>>23980245
Halloween, Bonfire Night, trick or treating and Mischief Night are all part and parcel of what used to be one festival. don't you know your native traditions?
>>23979727
>heres the pdf. its 3/4 done.
what, why pdf?
>>23980330
mistype.. its psd
>>23980245
SCOUSE EVERY SINGLE DAY
>>23977175
23:30 m8 mate mayte
Who /geordieshore/ here
>>23978450
Xbox Wan
>>23980292
Most of the women on there seem to have forgotten that it is; so many profiles with "not looking for casual sex" or similar bollocks.
>>23980530
Nah that's just a poor attempt to convince themselves they aren't worthless tramps.
Have these threads gotten slower since the robot came back? Really feels like they have.pls don't go /britfeel/ ;_;
Landlord put up rent 110 quid pcm on me today, the fucking grasping Jew.
We need riots against the self righteous greedy bastards.
Lads what's the maximum jail time for punching someone?
Worst case scenario.
>>23980654
Depends on the situation that led to the punch and how hard you punch the person
>>23980654
Someone I used to know got done for grievous bodily harm and got a pretty big sentence for it, but it depends entirely on how far you escalate the situation. That was a 'punching them while they're down' deal.
If they fell wrong and bopped themselves on the head in a damaging way, you could even get manslaughter for it.
>>23980654
depends if you kill them with that single punch doesn't it
>>23980652
Holy shit.
I'm hopefully shortly moving out into the rented flat my brother currently lives in; I've budgeted for a slight increase on what he currently pays but if it's anything like that, I won't be able to do it.
What he pays now is quite cheap for the area too.
>>23980654
Sixth months and a fine if you're a repeat offender. If its your first time you're likely to just get fined but you could still end up in jail all the same. If you do a bit of damage to them (like bruising or something) you could be looking at up to five years for abh.
>>23980295
Would enjoy seeing Sakho creampie her desu
>>23980587
This.
It's just so they seem different and 'classy' but they want the same.
Alright lads? First timing posting in britfeel for a few weeks. Went to London Comic Con. A tiny cute Asian girl in a school girl outfit asked to take a picture of my costume, and I said no. I feel so much regret.
>>23980900
Nigga why the fuck would you do that
>>23980900
Don't worry m8, you didn't stand a chance with her anyway.
>>23980747
Upping the rent by 60-100 pcm is pretty standard yearly increase in some parts of the country.
They want to push it up and up until you move out then move someone in at the price you moved out at then continue the same process.
Almost everyone can be pushed about 200 up their original rent over 2 years
>>23980295
That's Emily Nereng you dirty Scouse potatonigger
>>23980900
What outfit did you have? Unless you were Mr Charisma in a Kamina outfit, you probably wouldn't have gotten more than a photo taken anyway.
I didn't get to go this year because the person who was sorting it out never bothered. One in Birmingham this month apparently which might be worth going to. Events like that are kind of nice because of how they feel less hostile with the people around you being into similar stuff, so they're pretty fun.
>>23981017
>>23981033
Another tiny Asian all done up in that lolita shit asked for a selfie with me. She had one of those selfie sticks, and held it out. I thought she wanted me to hold it because I was like twice her size, so in an attempt to grab it I held her hand for a good 3 seconds. Some Black Butler cosplayers stopped me and hugged me and told me I was beautiful. It made me feel good inside.
anyone play online poker/black jack?
>>23981048
My independence could be short lived then.
>>23981106
>tfw this will never happen to me
>>23981106
>no one will ever tell me I'm beautiful
Is going to a con solo advisable lads?
What do we think of Madness, lads? I like them.
>>23981247
I'm >>23981106.
I went completely alone. I was even too scared to go to any of the meetups. I found the 'MCM Socially Awkward' meetup but was too frightened to approach them. As long as you make an effort to go to meetups and interact, you will have fun. Besides taking the occasional photo with someone, all I ended up doing is buying shit overpriced figures and wallscrolls and fucking up my feet and legs.
Just got home from my first ever night out and I'm drunk as fuck lads, sort of helps the crushing loneliness
>>23981253
Theyre absolute.
>>23981247
I've done gaming cons alone before,
Only started going to comic cons this year, with a new friend who goes to several per year.
>make okcupid account
>start talking to a girl
>talking about her, keep convo going
>looks like it's going decent
>she asks 'what are your hobbies and interests?'
FUCK, no idea what to say lads. All I do is wank and play video games when not at uni. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. HELP.
wish i was in my swamp taking a fat ogre shit
>>23981644
travelling, reading classics and cycling. i'm also going to start learning a couple of new languages.
reckon inspiring interns are racist lads
>>23980654
You can easily pick up a life sentence from a punch.
>>23980324
>Thinks Bonfire Night is same as Halloween
baka desu senpai
>trying to move on
>go to CEX
>girl I was in love with working there
>damn.jpg
>>23981644
I fucked up lads, I said video games. Really couldn't think of anything else.
She won't reply.
I really need to come up with a response to this question for next time.
>>23981958
video games is probably the worst answer you could give, even to a gamer gurl
>finally start talking to the cute asian girl in my mechanics course
>she's vietnamese
god dammit, what's the point in dating a viet whore
thought she was japanese ffs
I am so annoyed by this, you don't know how it feels to get your hopes up and then have some bitch CUNT ruin them
typical fucking woman
>>23982011
I know m8, I know. But I really couldn't think of anything else.
What can I say next time? What about 'listening to music'? Or 'watching movies'?
>>23975761
You kindly ignore the huge niggerdick on her shoulda would ya
>>23981958
Bruh you serious
>>23982036
I've never met a japanese person in the uk desu, I have a lot of asian friends and hang out with a lot of the asian cliques but they're always either chinese or filipino
>>23973881
just noticed night-time is misspelled in the piccy, fix it lad.
>>23981877
Wow, I had no idea. I was actually gonna finally punch the dude giving me a hard time as well.
>>23982036
You are an awful person.
>>23982050
yeah all that stuff is fine + travelling and socialising
Is this really adele now?
Actually looks fit
>>23982383
If you listen to her new song at 1.5x speed, that shit is catchy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
>>23982349
Ok thanks. Back to sending hundreds of messages on okcupid waiting for one that actually will reply.
>>23982383
Fit?
She looks old.
>>23982383
"my aim in life is to never be skinny"
>>23982493
>trusting women
all they know is deceit
what are some incredibly english phrases?
ay lids
just popped down to da tesco for some tim tams but they were all outs
i went up to the cashier who looked like Cara Dellavine (a proper and fit bird, ain't she?) to ask her when they would get a new stock of my favorite biscuits and she just called me a bender
>>23982564
codswallop
>>23982587
They sell tim tams over here now? Blimey.
>>23982587
>lids
pga out
Lads, anyone got the picture of the asian girl biting on an iphone? looking everywhere for it but I can't find it
>>23982627
fuck those aussie cookies, aren't they?
was just trying to throw around brit phrases for fun
>>23982554
>I don't have time to work out
Translation: I'm a fat, lazy shithead and I don't want to change that.
There are busier people than her that manage to stay in shape.
Yo
Can you buy Kool Aid in the UK?
