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>tfw always struggled with bulimia
>tfw people make fun of me for being skinny and hurt me without realizing it
The worst part of it is that I also like it when people call me skinny, because that's the whole point of being bulimic. But sometimes people get a little too vicious with the jokes. I can almost taste the venom in their words.
I know it's my fault for being
>triggered
so easily, but I just wish people would be a little more sensitive.
C, is that you?
>>23969635
It's not your fault. If the world was fair everyone would care about each other and accommodate each other's needs, even when they're not needs every white man shares. The people who are fair and nice try to do that even though the world is imperfect.
It's the fault of everyone who doesn't try to make the world a better place and treat their fellow people kindly.
>>23969635
So like...you can read minds?
>>23969635
I was a fat kid in middle school and high school. It sucked. I lost a lot of weight, and I'm probably in the best shape of my life.
Kids are really good at finding your insecurities.
BAIT fuck off bitch
>>23969635
> I keep eating food but even though I want to be skinny again I have no willpower to starve or throw up
> just want to be an alt qt again, maybe have a cute boyfriend this thanksgiving
> tfw you need herbal supplements that kill your period and your depression because you'll never have access to prescription shit
> tfw vain and have grown weary of being around ugly people, they're all pushy, rude and waiting for you to fuck up so they can say you're an asshole. Most attractive people have always been quite nice to me.
>>23969690
So are adults though. I lost weight too and now they just make fun of my choir boy personality and probable virginity. The ride never ends
>>23969635
>tfw everey boy youve dated was way too aggressive and hurtful
>tfw every girl was manipulative
>tfw your true love was a trap and she left you to be a hermit
i just hope she didnt kill herself
>>23969742
Nah, probably just enjoying that hermit life. It's so addictive
>tfw play the same game over and over again
>tfw it's Minecraft
>>23969635
Citrus is good to jack off to
>>23969705
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>>23969777
Kekerino. At least you got heavenly trips
>tfw i'll never be a qt lesbian animu girl
>tfw my waifu will never be real
>>23969798
Are you trying to be the official white knight of /r9k/?
>>23969869
Not necessarily, but if that's the label I get for simply treating women as any other human being, then go for it.
>be 3/10
>the exact level of ugly it takes to make people think you're an instant slampig
Vaguely annoying, could be worse.
fuck off disgusting whore with your non problems
>fembots
Nice meme, you're all either whores in the making or traps.
>>23969635
>fembot
Tip top kek
>>23969882
But you aren't. Your intentions don't come off as genuine at all. You are making women seem superior by putting down your fellow robots. I don't hate women as much as people on here but I'm not a white knight either. Women can defend themselves.
>>23969938
I don't put my brethren down. I put down 12 year old misplaced /b/tards who have nothing noteworthy to post aside from random insults.
>>23969635
auschwitz skelly reporting in.
I just stay skinny because i don't force down candy/cookies/sweet shit all day. The fact is that im close to not eating a candy bar for over a year now. It's actually not that good
bulmia sounds like a kind of femal issue, can't you just not eat the amount of food that you need and not throw up or try to slowly kill your self out of starvation?
>>23969635
if i were a woman i'd kill myself
>>23969894
How does it feel exactly? As a dude, being pump and dumped seems completely foreign to me.
>tfw was chubby growing up and guys made me feel shit about it every day
>tfw have lost the weight and in the best shape of my life but can't shake the fattie self-image or believe anyone could really like me
>>23969968
I'm not familiar with many trips fags at all but I'm trigged by what he is doing. Don't worry, I'm the real jew here
>>23969998
Lol just bee urself. Taken from my book of normie advice, page 23
>>23969967
I still find those 12 years old's to be more genuine than you.
>tfw want to be a slut, but too autistic to have sex
>>23969998
dont eat all the time. run once a week
>profit????????????
>can't shake the fattie self-image
look in a mirror?
>>23970044
>WHORE
>SLUT
>KILL YOURSELF
There's nothing genuine about this. It's just total edgelord behavior.
>>23970051
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
>>23969987
I don't actually entertain their notions, I prefer being alone.
It's vaguely insulting, but I do my best to put that aside and turn them down professionally and politely.
What's worse is realizing you're some Stacie's pet ogress. Having thought you established a friendship, but truly being a display of her "kindness" to lesser peoples or something to look nice next to is absolutely enraging.
>>23970048
How are you too autistic? If a girl wants sex it doesn't matter how socially retarded she is.
>tfw can't get off to penetration
>tfw chad's dick can't satisfy me
>>23970089
This maymay again
>>23970077
I'd just drop out of society completely if i had to put up with that garbage. I mean, i did anyways, but that would've given me an excuse at least
>>23969869
Fuck women, I'm knighting for the semantics. Read the thread title, illiterate
>>23970092
What else is there to get off to? Erotic telepathy?
>>23969681
it's like, there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
>>23970069
I think being a edgelord is better than being manipulative, by making yourself seem like the better man by defending women. All you're saying is you don't think women can defend themselves so you have to for them.
>>23969635
>Was fat/
>Started exercising
>Quit after 3 years
>Started smoking
>Still skinny
I feel pretty good. Perhaps you should try using an appetite suppressant such as nicotine.
>>23970111
I beat the hell out of her.
Not my proudest moment, but one of the most satisfying.
Post some photos and I will call you pretty.
>>23970109
It's not a maymay, Idk what you're talking about.
>>23970162
Well, you've shown more backbone than me then. Good on you, femanon
>>23970146
>manipulative
How is anything I say manipulative? I also never implied women can't defend themselves, nor am I defending them. I'm attacking others, that's all.
Is it that inconceivable that a man might not care at all about the concept of being awarded pussy, and simply shits on others for his own satisfaction?
>>23970162
damn, id date you. sadly i live in the middle of nowhere and see human life forms less them 4 times a week if i go outside.
>>23970089
Well in my case I'm too awkward and anxious. The uncertainty of my potential partner becoming aware of that and in turn making him feel awkward and uncomfortable freaks me out.
>>23970233
It would be unwise to use /r9k/ as a platform for dating.
Perhaps it would work better if this place had flags.
>>23970251
>Sex
>Uncomfortable
I don't get it. It would feel good.
>>23970251
Well everybody here is awkward and uncomfortable, but not because of you. You got your pick of the autismo litter here, bb.
>>23970228
No it's not, I'm shitting on you for my satisfaction right now
you implied it by attacking a post everyone was going to ignore anyway, an easy target to make yourself look better in front of women.
>>23970313
Except I really don't care about how others perceive me, so that blows your theory out of the water.
>>23970207
Here u go babes
now look at the filename
mfw femanons will never be as perfect as audrey
Guys...
would you be okay with your girlfriend having sleepovers with a guy friend that likes to grope her? They don't kiss, have sex, or do oral. He just likes to grab her boobs and she lets him . This guy friend struggles with depression, anxiety, and has no friends other than your girlfriend. The guy and your girlfriend have been friends for 10 years. She isn't attracted to him, but she doesn't care that he touches her.
>>23970363
what the fuck, no
the only guys that would be ok with that are level 5/10 kucks
>>23970363
It's perfectly acceptable to let him grope her. In fact, it just goes to show the level of trust that you two have fostered between each other.
Besides, it's her body. She can do with it what she wants.
>>23970363
Become his friend so he stops depending on your gf so much and when you become close enough outright tell him to stop touching her or maybe talk to her about it, tell you're not okay with it
>>23969635
Be aware that quite possibly lot of that venom is jealously or simply knowing that this issue is sensitive to you and hitting you where it hurts (most people are sensitive about their body in some way). Bulimia is a horrible shit and you should do what you can to manage it, but as long as you do manage it and don't turn into starved skeleton, you'll be fine.
>>23970363
I remember those threads.
They sucked at the time, but I feel warm and nostalgic now remembering it.
>>23970361
3D will never be perfect like 2D but Audrey came eerily close.
>>23970458
literal purrfection
Hey "fembots" if you were asexual would you still let your bf fuck you and pretend to like it?
>>23970558
>asexual
>boyfriend
That's not how it works.
>>23969967
Ha, I remember you. You called me a cunt after I defended the anon you insulted when they got frustrated I was paranoid about contacting them.
Keep tipping your fedora, wankstain.
>>23970571
Am I a fedoratipper because I called you a cunt? That's a weird observation.
>>23970126
The clit. Most girls don't come from simply being pounded.
>>23970593
Can confirm. Most effective way desu senpai
>>23970593
If i ever acquire a gf i will apply this advice
>>23970567
Actually it does. Being asexual doesn't mean you do not have romantic feelings for someone, so you can land in a relationship even if sex is very foreign to you.
>>23970334
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>>23969632
If that's true that what sense does it make to say this? You obviously care a little about how I view you because you're replying to me.
>>23970228
>white knights and attacks anons who insult femanons
>Gets called out on it
"I-I'm not doing it for them. I just hate idiots!"
>>23970634
That's called prudism, not asexuality.
>>23970635
It's called a conversation. You don't necessarily need to care about what opinion the other develops through it.
>>23970685
>That's called prudism, not asexuality.
You're a retard.
>>23970558
I'd rather date another asexual.
Having sex is like eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with your hand. Unpleasant, gross, and messy. Plus I can't act worth shit.
>>23970740
What about a guy who isnt asexual, but has a low sex drive and will just fap occasionally?
>>23970591
>>23969967
>>23969882
>>23969798
I can see the trench coat and fedora already
>>23970681
>I'm a whiteknight for not joining in with the 12 year old prepubescent boys flaming nonstop
Great logic there.
>>23970720
>>23970754
Baseless insults, no argumentation at all. Try again. I completely disregard the existence of posts like these.
>>23970634
>>23970720
putting a latin prefix before a word and tagging it on tumblr doesn't make it a sexual orientation
>>23970753
that's fine, I guess. I can dress sexy sometimes and be intimate (sort of) if they want it. Just as long as sex isn't expected in the relationship.
>>23970807
Let people who identify by it be, and consider it a good way of avoiding unwanted hassle.
> #asexual #ace #cisscum
>intothetrashitgoes.jpg
>>23970685
I'm skeptical but you're not getting mad so I don't care for arguing with you anymore so I guess I believe you. It still annoys me when you think you are treating women equally when you are not and can't see that, it just sounds like you're autistic and I still hate trip fags.
>>23969635
>but I just wish people would be a little more sensitive.
You do realize you live on planet Earth, right?
I've seen crocodiles devour the entrails of still breathing Zebra.
I've seen men executed and convulsing.
I've seen lions devour a sow in front of it's ilk and then crush it's skull with it's jaws.
I've seen dogs devour a screaming racoon.
I've seen people drowned alive, beheaded, exploded, crushed to death, impaled, torn to pieces and breathing, and burned alive.
I've seen snuff intoxicated rape shit.
I've seen animals beaten to death, suffocated, drowned, and set on fire by malevolent miscreants.
I'm fairly confident you're asking a tall order for people to 'be a little more sensitive'. Reality itself is insensitive as fuck.
>>23970794
A gentleman with superior intellect I can see *nods respectfully*
>roommates with orbiter
>he has no friends so that means house is always clean since no friends to mess everything up
I always lived in messy homes all of my life because of living with a big family . We have parties every month. Orbiter makes sure house is nice and he takes care of food so I'm actually starting to eat healthy and lose weight. I let him massage my breasts as a 'thank you' for taking good care of our home. He'll be indirect about asking for sexual favors. He'll say "I always wanted X" instead of just asking me for it. He wants a blowjob, but he's too shy to directly ask me for it.
>>23970363
He can come grope this fist desu senpai
I just fail to believe girls are on 4chan
>>23970909
Disgusting bait/10
>>23970880
I attack posters regardless of gender, it just so happens that there's a large discrepancy between stupid male posters and stupid female posters, so obviously I end up mouthing off at the former moreso than the latter.
>>23970893
Well said, Anon.
>>23970909
How do you live with yourself?
Seriously, enlighten a fellow femanon about this. You dont like him enough to be in a relationship, but you feed him hope morsels while letting him do shit for you.
When guys I'm not into start buying me shit or doing things for me I just say no thanks and stop seeing them, and getting that stuff makes me very uncomfortable.
>>23970794
nah, you're a whiteknight for actually responding to bait that femanons are smart enough to ignore.
>>23970794
>I completely disregard the existence of posts like these.
>Replies
>>23970840
Assxual gf sounds good for me then. Time to expand the search
>>23970869
I do, I don't get butthurt over trans/A+sexual/furkin people, I just know to an extent it's is all 100% retarded.
>>23970981
Random flames and insults are not bait.
>>23970986
I don't even have to put effort into baiting. That's why I don't do it. It's boring.
>>23970996
godspeed, anon. Unfortunately a good number of us are tumblrshits, so be wary when you find one.
>>23970681
Have never defended a female on the internet before. Just have to say that it's not females that are depraved and rotten it's society at large. The social structure in society has broke down because of media and what is left is just a shit storm of people feeling shut out.
>Normalfags doesn't have it as awesome as you think, most shit posted on fb/tinder and normie places is just fake empty words to get the "game" going. It ends up with people only caring about the looks and so one because that is what media tells people is important, the result is a shallow shitlife with alot of social distress in a huge circle jerk of normies that crawl on each other like maggots.
can a fembot pls be mean to me
>>23971046
Got it. Is Tumblr really that bad? I hear the stories but never been and never seen a tumblrina irl
>>23970976
He already knows I don't like him and that I only let him touch me for fun. I'm not opposed to having sex with him or giving him head, I'm just waiting for him to be more direct with his wants. He knows that even if we sleep together, it's just a friends with benefits thing.
>>23971071
Wait, you mean they dont bully you 24/7?
>>23971097
that's too mean
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>be grill
>be 6'2
>no tits or ass
>weirdly broad shoulders
>posted face to /soc/, literally every response was "ayy lmao", cry
>been lifting for a year, no changes
>girls who don't lift or exercise at all look infinitely better than me by virtue of genetics alone
>little kid laughed when he saw me on the sidewalk once
>>23970840
well that sounds absolutely awesome, need to start looking for asexual girls then.
>relations isn't about love and romance anymore it's about fucking and hoping there is some feelings left afterwards.
>>23971115
Maybe you just gotta be more obnoxious. I am, and i get bullied quite a bit. You'll make it bro, i got faith in you
>>23971120
No tits or ass, but do you have qt lanky legs? Just gotta play to your strengths, dudes can find anything sexy
>>23971120
Post face, I want a good laugh
>>23971090
Yeah, so you push all the responsibility for his feelings with him, and you draw the card of "I told him I wasn't interested! He should have stopped talking to me if he was falling in love!"
Basically, you wash your hands of this, like you have no responsibility, whereas your behavior does nothing more than entice him to stick around longer because you might reward him with sex, a blowjob, of this kind of semi-relationship where he behaves towards you like you were his girlfriend and you just go "but he knows I am not interested!"
Please grow some morals and draw a clear line. Stop profiting from him.
>>23971120
>girls who don't lift or exercise at all look infinitely better than me by virtue of genetics alone
Are you implying that girls with a trained fat ass is sexy? Just don't get fat and remember that twerking is civilisations tombstone.
>5'10"
>family and friends tell me I'll never get a boyfriend because men will be intimidated by my height
>get told by friends I'll never get a date for prom because of my height
>grow up having tons of self-esteem and social anxiety issues
>had no friends in uni because too afraid to do anything other than work and school stuff
>neutral bitch face makes people not want to talk to me or think I'm annoyed by the people talking to me
>had people cuss me out in public just because of my neutral bitch face
>the guys that do approach me come at me with sleazy one liners or don't even try to present themselves nicely because they already "know" I'll reject them
>new guy friends reveal their creepy side once we start knowing each other (guys with femdom fetishes that want me to step on them or treat them like my son/little brother)
>>23971197
He has no one else in his life. No woman to acknowledge him or give him any sort of sexual gratification. Allowing him to grope me is harmless. I don't care that he does it and it makes him happy. He doesn't stick around me in hopes of fucking me or being my boyfriend. He sticks around me because I'm the only person in the world he can call a friend. He has a hard time making new friends .
>>23971226
Well then, was about to say a cheesy one liner until i read the rest of your post, kek. What exactly would you want from a guy?
>>23971226
see, folks? Even grills think that femdom is for faggots. Maledom best fetish.
>>23971080
It's a conundrum. A good part of it is friendly talented people who are there just to use it as a platform to blog normal stuff and share art, but it's often the psychos and hyper-sjw that get all the attention.
>benonwhitegirl
>always have to wonder about/deal with being a mere sexual conquest/checkmark off some guy's fucket list
>>23971277
Oh now you are doing this out of the goodness of your heart?
That's not what being a friend means, take him places, introduce him to people, try to match him with another friend you know, start him on new hobbies, take a class together so he can socialize through you. Do things that are good for him, rather than stringing a guy along.
But hey, admitting you might have part responsibility in a relationship that is damaging to him and just comfortable to you, that would mean admitting what you are doing is wrong and I don't see you do that in any of the posts we talked about so far.
>>23971345
How do i, as a white dude, reassure a not white girl that i'm genuine. I'm so worried that i'll make them think i'm just what you said
>>23971345
are you African American?
>>23971345
>bewhite boy
>can't in good conscience talk to nonwhite girls in fear of her thinking I'm fetishizing her
>>23971282
Not her, just some random guy.
Think most women is interested in having a romantic relation where sex isn't the main thing. And for some reason those girls usualy go after chad and get pumped/dumped. And so the circle jerk repeats.
>Do guys even care about having a romantic relation anymore?
>>23971302
Fuck that gfd is win for everyone involved
>>23971282
I just want a guy to treat me like a regular person. Just try to get with me like you would any other person. don't make a big deal about my height. I'm not a shallow person. I'm willing to date shorter men. I'm just tired of going on blind dates with people that can't be clear about what they want or they sexualize my height.
>>23971373
What a ride we're on. Sex is nice, but i really do want more than that. Too bad i'm the captain of the autismos. Thanks for replying though
>>23971373
They want romance with Chad.
Chad knows this, he knows women are stupid thus fucks and pumps them.
If chad doesn't commit i don't see why other men should.
>>23971373
>Do guys even care about having a romantic relation anymore?
Even 90% of the virgins on this board only care about losing their virginity, otherwise they wouldn't mention their virginity so much.
>>23971404
If I wanted to baby a child, I'd ask a dominant man to let me carry his. Babies have an excuse, gfd faggots are just manchildren.
>>23971345
>have sex with a guy (our first time having sex)
>after the sex he reaches into his night stand pulls out a planner
>on today's date it reads "Fuck Anon"
>he checks it off
>>23971424
But what if they sexualize something else about you instead? What if those guys wanted to get to know you, but you shrugged them off as sick fetishists? The point i was trying to make is that you shouldnt feel like your height is a crutch or something to be ashamed of, it's just who you are.
>>23971458
I chuckled. At least he has a clear plan and a schedule, better than most guys
>>23971226
5'10 isn't even THAT freakishly tall. You're overreacting.
>>23971364
Not sure if you can completely. A good start would be to avoid compliments like, "you're pretty for a X girl" and saying things like, "I've never been with an X girl before." I mean, just treat her "normally" and try not to address race unless it's relevant.
>>23971366
Just say black. And no, I'm Asian.
>>23971369
justbeeyourself.jpg
>>23971458
r/thathappened
>>23971345
Or you know, you could date within your own race.
>>23971571
be myself? i'll just keep playing videogames then
>>23971345
No, you don't have to worry about that shit, you just have to spend time with people you like and ignore people you don't like, just like anyone else.
>>23971120
You're probably too skinny. Gain some weight.
>>23971607
Thats the way anon. The ladies love a man who can finish their entire backlog 100%.
do fembots shave their twats or let it grow out
I live with a friend.
We don't care about seeing each other naked since it's just us 2 that live there and we always keep all windows closed so that no bystander can see us walk around the house naked. We're both art students so we're pretty used to seeing naked people. However, I have a boyfriend and he doesn't know about the casual nudity that goes on in the house. I don't just walk around naked for no reason. Even when it's hot, I just put some shorts and a tanktop. I only walk around naked when I just gotten out of a shower or I'm doing laundry .
Is this something I should tell my boyfriend?
Things never got lewd between me and my friend.
>>23971648
if i play videogames i dont have to worry about spilling my spaghetti to any girls
t-that's the whole point anon
>>23971652
I shave because I don't like all that moisture and swamp smell that pubes makes. It's also really gross when vaginal discharge gets all caught up in the pubes.
>>23971672
>It's also really gross when vaginal discharge gets all caught up in the pubes.
b-but that's my fetish
>>23971661
But anon, how will you cuddle without a gf? Video games cant cuddle with you. Not yet anyways
>>23971226
lel wat? 5'10" is perfect for a girl. I bet you could easily get a 6'4 chad if you weren't anti social.
>>23971652
Shave everything except a little patch on top of the mons
>>23971571
The robot didn't let me say black, the robot is an sjw, are you filipino?
>>23971672
>>23971700
>shaved pussy
where the fuck are all the hairy girls i want hairy pussy fuck this shit
>>23971652
I trim cause I don't like the feeling after shaving.
>>23971302
They want Chad's to dom them, not beta males like yourself.
>be woman
>have social life by default of having a vagina
>people love you and give you no shortage of attention for being born with 2 x chromosomes and having the body to match it
>go on /r9k/ and whine about this among people far worse off than you are
>>23971803
no beta male could ever dom anyone
>>23971226
>neutral bitch face
This is so dumb. It's just your natural face.
>>23971803
females just don't know what's good for them, anon.
>>23971302
maledom sucks, femdom is best and i'm not even a lesbian
>>23971886
What is that from. I remember liking that manga but I can't remember what it was called?
>>23969635
>I can almost taste the venom in their words
I can make you taste something else you attentionwhoring faggot
how the fuck do I give blowjobs?
anything my boyfriend can do to make his dick not taste so salty?
I don't like the taste of his dick. he showers and rinses it with water, but it's still really salty. Even when I try to give head, I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with my mouth and tongue. I want to return the favor since he doesn't mind eating me out and he's actually okay at it.
>>23969635
You can't believe, OP, it's much, much worse when you're very skinny as a man. Literally noone will take you seriously.
>>23971931
Girls in the Frame
>tfw restricting to 0-500 cals
>tfw lost about 25 lbs over last month and a half-ish
>tfw gonna be a qt
Unfortunately I am staying with family now and it's hard to get out of meals with them, they make really good but really calorie heavy food and guilt me into eating some.
Might start purging so I can eat their food and get them off my back.
>>23971951
It's probably your tongue and not his dick.
>>23971951
His diet makes it taste salty
Watch porn to see what to do
>>23971951
Put whipped cream on it or something, why would robots know your answer lol.
>>23971977
do it, bitch
>>23971977
How are you going to be a qt if your skin is all fucked up from such rapid weight loss?
>robot feels
>i have never kissed or touched a female
>fem"bot" feels
>my bf doesn't do what i want, sex problems, ugh i get hit by losers.
>Letting women control your board.
Why do you do it, /r9k/?
>>23971951
Why makes him not really good at it?
>>23971977
>>tfw restricting to 0-500 cals
girls are so fucking stupid lmfao
>>23971951
tell him to eat pineapple at least an hour or so before
trust me on this
>>23972014
Fuck off. More than half are KHVs
>>23971966
Thanks flam
>>23971998
Little aggressive there, yikes.
I just hate throwing up, it makes me cry.
>>23972033
>More than half are KHVs
>KHV
>Kissels high virgins
This whole thread disagrees.
>tfw haven't ever kissed anyone and i am 19
>>23972020
i don't really have anyone to compare him too since he's the first guy to eat me out. He makes me cum and moan from oral so that's something. It feels like his oral game could be better, but it at least has me moaning. Sex is still clumsy for us since we're both inexperienced.
>>23972018
Because they are desperate betafags.
>>23972025
How? I eat well for eating that few calories (minimal carbs and fat, lots of vegetables), do light excersize, and take vitamins and potassium supplements and stuff.
>>23972076
C'mon now, do you know where you are?
>>23972118
i know but i am just venting
question to all you robots: would you date yourself/kiss yourself/fuck yourself?
every single time without fail you faggots fall for this garbage troll thread
I swear to god you're just looking for a reason to be angry at this point (I sympathise but fucking come on this shit got old after the first dozen times)
>>23972100
We should post qts.
>>23972012
My skin has held up pretty well so far, I have been really conscientious of how my skin is looking throughout this.
Plus the fucked up skin thing isn't universal, unless you are really really fat starting out it isn't necessarily an issue.
>>23972146
I'd fuck myself sore everyday, i love me to pieces. I have to at this point, no one else will.
>>23972147
As long beta failed normies enable these threads they ain't going away.
>>23971684
i'll just give up cuddles it's better than sperging in a girl's presence
>>23972146
Holy fuck yes. I would be totally perfect for myself, it's my greatest wish. Ideally a girl version, but I'd be okay with male.
>>23972193
It hurts but i guess you're right. Time to hang it up, time to retire
>>23972105
500 kcals isn't enough. You are telling your body there is a famine and it is going to stock up fat at max capacity when you inevitably crack. Aim for 1500 with proper exercise.
>>23971120
>be grill
>no tits or ass
>weirdly broad shoulders
>"ayy lmao" face
those are my fetishes
>>23972346
Hope your cock is of thunder then, or else you got no chance, family
>>23972045
>>23971823
ps: fuck you
>>23971120
it'll be ok
women in your sit have to be single mother's to Chad's babies
that's how you compete with the world
you are the equivalent of a 5'2 Mexican manlet
>>23971120
>little kid laughed when he saw me on the sidewalk once
I kek'd.
>female friends that grope you because "LOL YOUR BOOBS ARE SO BIG"
>>23972539
Wait, i thought women didnt care when friends groped the shit out of them. They just saw it as quirky fun in my mind
>>23972638
That's only the normies
>>23971951
go to pornhub and type in kayden kross blowjob and watch the deepthroat and swallow video
skip to like 4:00 in and watch what she does and do that. hear how she's actually sucking on it? yea, do that and most guys will cum in a minute. most girls just move up and down with no suction, that literally doesn't feel like anything and it's just annoying.
>>23972539
>big boobs
SOME COUNTRY
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>tfw chad won't look my way
I'll still wait for you boo
Oh look its the daily "Chad won't fuck me" thread
>tfw qt boy in class talks to me
>asks me about my best friend
>>23972146
You just asked if we masturbate, yes we do.
>tfw a girl that's 19 used to like me but I'm too autismo to act on things, even when it's possible atm
It sucks to be male, by nature we have bigger odds of OCD and SPD and other jackshit. I wish I could make that girl happy but I'm literally too autistic to give a shit about anything at the end of the day, make sure you don't live like me.
>>23969715
Uhhh, workout?
Getting >>>/fit/ isn't hard, staying fit is.
>in high school
>there's this one chick in class, fat. quiet, bad grades, never talks to anyone, reads trashy literature on breaks, pretty much subhuman in every aspect
>I bully and mock her all the time throughout high school
>two years after high school, come across her facebook
>she lost weight, gained style, got a chad bf, has many friends and a cushy office job
>meanwhile I'm still completely alone and NEET
I admit defeat
>tfw you've been in love with your oneitis for years.
>tfw he'll only see you as a friend.
>tfw when no matter what you do, you can't get over him.
This is hell.
>>23973866
Yep, life has decided that some of us should just die alone. We either accept it, or fight it and be miserable
>>23973976
Well, my oneitis became a "lesbian" as soon as i told her how i felt. Then got chad a week later. Now i'm a neverending bottle of anger and vitriol
>>23973976
>not immediately burning bridges with anyone you care about at the first sign of conflict
LOL DID IT 2 URESELF!!!!!!!
It's a balancing act. You shouldn't put all your eggs in the basket of someone you will never have a fucking chance with. There's literally nothing anyone can say but "get over it". I know it hurts. We've all been there. I think you mistake intense infatuation for love, friend. That's what oneitis is. Infatuation.
>>23974054
>not giving her a good dicking after she told you
>>23973976
I have literally no heard of a male being friends with a female who he isn't interested in sleeping with.
Literally throw your tits at him and there you go.
>being female is so hard u guise, periods are such ughhh
>>23974140
I'm too furious to do anything now except get fit and watch everyone around get old and fat. This happened 7 years ago and i'll never not be mad again
>>23974168
Then you need to get out more
>>23974168
This only true if the female is at least average in looks. If you're fat and/or ugly you're automatically in a perpetual friendzone of every male ever. You can impress them with your intelligence, manners, personality, money, taste, sense of humor and so on. And they will indeed want to be your friends and hang out with you. But they will never, ever consider dating you.
>>23974168
It's true. I've been pretty forward with him. He simply has no interest, but we're still friends.
>>23974054
Sorry to hear that, Anon.
>>23974092
I've had infatuations before, and this feels completely different. But I do agree I need to move on.
>>23973866
Let's be NEET lovers together. To get back at her.
>>23972539
>this will never happen to you because you're a guy
mitsubishi toyota desu
>tfw extremely sensitive
>tfw constantly paranoid that people don't like me or think I am annoying
>tfw become extremely anxious and upset whenever I feel like I did something wrong
>tfw cry every time someone criticizes or corrects me
>tfw I just stay home instead of dealing with socializing
>>23975064
Lots of people feel that way. Half the people in this thread feel that way probably. I know i do
>>23971226
At least you dont get ayylmao'd
>>23971571
>Just say black. And no, I'm Asian.
You do realize there are a lot of white guys, like myself, who like Asian women, right? Not as a fetish but also as waifu material.
are females a bit more social than men? Why havent, you failure of women ,tried to make a group and talk shit with other fembots
>>23971654
My advice is no, because that is kind of sleazy when it boils down to you having a boyfriend and being nude around another guy all the time
>B-but bodies are a work of art!
>I'm working on my Art degree!
Jokes and liberalism aside, about 70% of dudes would find that uncool. How would you feel if some girl asked to see his cock and taut ass and he whipped it out for them to admire? Get a little jealous? point exactly. It doesn't matter how 'progressive' or 'natural' it feels to you. Unless you live in a nudist colony, you shouldn't do that.
Besides, most models sign a waiver before they model nude for artists.
>>23969869
>>23970754
>>23970893
>>23970981
>>23970986
Every time you reply
he wins
If you don't dignify his existence he will go away
>>23969635
>tfw bulimic but not skinny
>tfw chubby af
>tfw fat ass gets male attention
>tfw people talk about how "thick" I am
>tfw no thigh gap
>tfw nobody calls me skinny anymore
>tfw nobody worries about my health or tells me to eat something
>tfw nobody accidentally triggers me by teasing me for being skinny anymore
what steps do I need to follow to locate and attract a cute fembot?
>>23975570
There arent any, anon. They want our attention, not us. Unless of course you're the chad.
>tfw don't give a fuck if someone likes me or not
>tfw act like an asshole and people think it's hilarious
>tfw surrounded by people regardless
You dumb self absorbed bitches need to get over yourselves.
Self pity isn't going to get you shit.
>>23975632
You only don't give a fuck about social life because you have it. It's the exact equivalent of men not giving a fuck about having a sex life... until they don't have it.
>>23969635
Women are literally a meme sex.
>>23975746
Yep, at this point i wished i was gay tbqh
>>23975862
You ARE gay, you just don't know it yet.
>>23975886
Well, i'm working on it. I'm on r9gay after all, but getting indoctrinated is slow as fuck
>>23975632
>just be yourself family
condensed your multiple lines of bullshit into 4 words
>>23975722
>because you have it
I don't have one and I never have wanted one. Yet regardless of that fact I still find myself with people who try to force themselves into my life.
Social lives are overrated, 3dpd are boring as fuck.
>>23975926
Good job faggot. Even though that's not what I was getting at. I'm sure they're already being themselves and that's why no one wants to be around them. Because they're whiny bitches.
Just don't give a fuck. That'd be a better summation of what I was getting at.
I will never be a girl, and I live in (probably the most) timid and shy country on this planet.
I have literally never expeienced a catcall.
Never seen one, never heard it mentioned (outside the internet).
Do women in western and civilized countries really have to deal with this?
I just really want to know.
>>23975632
>dont give a fuck if someone likes me or not
why do people play up this "uncaring" meme so hard
it's the most reddit-tier meme i've ever seen
>haha i'm an asshole because i don't care!!!!!
>just like the edgy protags in my cartoons
>>23976019
If they walk into a designated ghetto area maybe. I I only move in suburbs in northern Europe and I didn't even know catcalling existed until I read about it on the internet. The immigrant invasion meme is only true in some areas, others are completely untouched.
>>23976090
Because it's the same thing as not expecting anything from anyone. If you have expectations from people or anything, you have the chance to be let down. If you just do your thing and don't care about people, there's no chance they can disappoint you.
I'm not an asshole because I don't care, I'm an asshole because I tell people I don't.
If someone I don't even know starts talking to me about their marital problems, I'll tell them to fuck off or to blog about it elsewhere.
The problem is people think I'm kidding when I say things like that and they think it's funny.
>Reddit-teir meme
It's not a meme, it's just a coping mechanism for people who are unadjusted to regular life. Some people have self pity, I just don't really care. It's easier that way.
>>23976113
Will you be my girlfriendf? Please.
>>23976227
Shh, there are no gfs here, only attention seekers
>>23975886
but I don't get a boner for men
like I literally wish I was gay, I have had people go on like this and insist they know my sexuality better than I know my own
I can't get hard for dicks. or boipussy, for that matter.
>>23976215
I misinterpreted your initial statement. I see what you're saying and it makes sense to me.
>>23970880
He's not you're getting trolled stop giving him attention.
>>23976332
Cool, thanks for being mature about it dude.
>>23976019
>>23976113
This was filmed in my town. Yes that is how it happens.
https://youtu.be/H0uQInTECI4
>>23976580
>99% nignogs
OH WOW, WELL I'LL BE!
COLOR ME SUPRISED, SENPAI.
>>23976710
I know. They are a plague.
I would never cheat on my boyfriend.
>>23977594
C'mon now you're on the internet, no need to lie to us
>>23976500
no one cares faggot :^) desu
>>23976710
>color me surprised
>color
kok
>>23969635
Every fembot feels thread is a bait thread. Every single one.
Nothing like having your beta orbiter eat you out after a hard day of work
