Time for another one of these threads
>that kid who wore one of these and challeged random kids around the school to duels
>that teacher who was arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had their computer taken away
>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
>that kid who liked mlp and tried to get the teachers into it
>that couple that fucked under the table in class
>that kid who got arrested for possession of child pornography and was held back for 2 years
>that kid who threatened to shoot up the homecoming dance and never delivered
>that kid who killed himself after losing his ipod
>that kid that said he had an ultra rare and powerful tazo that someone offered to buy for over $100
>that kid who ran like naruto and sonic in gym class
>that kid with cursive script tattoos of song lyrics
>>23957475
>that one chill whitewashed black weeb kid
>that one edgy lesbian couple who were ugly as sin
>that one kid who talked about the sandwiches he made to the teacher for an hour after he finished his final while the teacher replied awkwardly and dotted her eyes away to show disinterest, shifting in her seat but he kept talking about his fucking sandwiches that he made
>that kid who was always plotting world domination
>that crazy 1st grader who bit people and got recruited by that kid as a henchman
>that girl who would constantly dob on other students and follow the teachers around talking to them at recess
the bitch did it until year 12.
>>23957475
>>that teacher who was arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had their computer taken away
STORY please
>>23958100
fuck those cunts
>>23958122
It never actually happened to one of my teachers but everyone tells me it's happened to one of theres
>>23957475
I have waited a long time to make this image.
>that black kid who was a huge weeb
>that kid who ran with his arms behind him like naruto
>that kid who was a huge nerd and looked the part, yet still pulled bitches
>that girl who pretended to like x in order to be apart of group y because of boy z
>that girl who was greasy and disgusting and watched too much anime
>that kid who said acronyms in real life such as lol
>>23957475
>there was a kid who brought a duel disk to school
>no one would accept his challenge
>one day decided I'd bring mine in
>his face lights up as I accept his challenge
>stomp his shit in because he used random cards and I used a meta deck
This was in grade 11
>that kid that bobbed his head viciously when he walked
>we called him chicken kid
>he hung around with us in primary school for a year before disappearing for a long ass time
>comes back for the last term still bobbing
>does his tests and gets put in a different highschool than me
>a year passes
>he appears in my new school one day and rejoins the group once again
>still bobbing
>stays a week before dissappearing again
>never once got an answer to why he vanished twice in his life and changed schools.
where are you bobbing these days, Jason?
>>23958061
>dotted her eyes away
What?
that kid who couldn't greentext
>>23958311
>yeah, I hated the shit out of that kid. what a fucking newfag
>>23957475
>that teacher who fucked a 14-year old female student and is now in prison
Many keks were had.
>>23958202
add more pls
>>23958329
well now ive just made a fool of myself
>>23958257
he's probably off saving the humanity
>that kid that used the internet proficiently at 7, got in a fight with that alien headed kid and moved to spain
he was my only friend
>that girl who was fucked by 4 chads one night and because everyone saw the pictures her family decided to leave the city.
>that one girl who was going to tell everyone that a lie that you had a crush on this other girl but that other girl suddenly moved out the next day
I've never been this lucky
>that girl who said she talked with lucifer and he was hot
>that kid who was going to streak at the homecoming game but didn't
>>23958472
>that kid that couldn't handle the shame
>>23958263
darted maybe? darted her eyes away
>The kid who would keep trying to tell me about his penis while I was trying to get some work done
>>23957621
he was truly an hero
>>23957475
>that kid who drank water bottle like he's sucking a dick and got kicked during class because of it
>that kid who posted about himself in these threadsit was me
>that kid who insisted on being a Nazi despite being black
He got me into 4chan back in Junior year
>>23957475
>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
Still more balls than most people here.
>that short, scrawny nerd who punched one of the biggest, strongest kids in the grade right in the face when he fucked with him and knocked him out
>>23958100
What does dob mean?
Snitching/tattling?
>that kid who uses the spoiler tag on "it was me"not me tbqh
>that girl that was dating one of your best friends but was a total slut that let you grab her ass and grinded on your raging boner during class
>>23957475
>that one hot but trashy chick who hit on teachers to get her way
>that one teacher who always fell for it
>that kid with aspergers who wore his hard hat on a daily basis
>in high school
>that kid who would tell other people's anecdotes as if they were his
>occasionally told me about shit I had told him about only a couple of days earlier
>was also known to straight up make up facts to sound smart
>>23957475
>>23958238
Always wanted to bring mine but was worried it would get broken/taken or teacher would just kick me out. I'm left-handed too, which would have made writing a bit difficult.
Also first model is still the best.
>dat kaibacorp design
>that girl who got blacked
>>23957991
>that kid who ran like a velociraptor and did dinosaur grunts and hisses
>that autist / retard who always tried to talk to me because i was a loner
>ruined my image by association
fuck invalids
>>23958837
>He got me into 4chan back in Junior year
You realise he literally fucked you over right? I mean, this was a pivotal moment in your life
Literally fuck off, noone has said that before.
>that kid who wore a naruto headband to school
>that girl who got knocked up not once, but TWICE during high school
>that fat white trash girl who wore confederate flag shirts and claimed she was descended from hitler
>that kid that fell asleep in class constantly
>gets picked on by a load of students all the time, not even the bully kids
>always had fascination with guns
>prime shooter material
>ends up picking up a table with the calmest look on his face
>smacks kid in the side of head with table
>teacher tries to stop but gets a cracked shin due to second table mishap
>he tries to sprint away but gets tackled
>suspended for two weeks
last time I saw him too, though that was because I dropped out before he got back. shit like this was the norm in this trashy backwards ass school
>>23958990
Leftie here too. My 1st model is under my bed
>>23958985
I knew a kid like this
fuck you steven holmes
>that kid who made a 4chan thread last night about how he went up to his crush and said "are you a paleontologist? because i have a boner"
>>23959031
>In high school
>Really qt Stacey type chick I was talking to and joke with suddenly wants to show me her dinosaur impression and starts roaring and stomping
>Not sure how to react to cute girl going autismo; scared
>That kid who played the mario theme song horrendously for the talent show
>that kid who thought they were a horse on the first day of kindergarten
>That kid who never showered
>that kid who overachieved everything
>that kid who just read a book during lunch or didn't eat at all with his head down
>that kid who punched a girl on her vag
>that girl who smelled like fish
>that kid who that kid who threw books at peoples heads
>that kid who stabbed kids with pencils
>that kid who never talked or did anything
>that kid who tattled on everyone for everything
>that kid who invited the teachers to sleepovers
>that kid who was good at things but never tried
>that kid who was ugly and friendzoned by everyone
>that kid who tried so hard to be a normie but couldn't
>that kid who stared at everyone
>that kid who was always serious and never smiled
>that kid who pretended to be annoying and dumb
>that kid who couldn't look you in the eye
>that girl who never shaved
Most of these are me. What is my problem? Anyone else had most of these or am I the only one? Were any of these you?
>>23958220
>that black kid who was a huge weeb
I have met so many of these. I am now convinced there is something genetic that makes Black people love anime.
>>23957475
>that one kid who was retarded and thought everyone was his friend and he was super cool
fuck, i felt bad for him but he was so annoying.
>that kid that was picked on for keeping to himself
>Those 2 kids who pretended to be pokemon during recess
>>23959161
>>that kid who never talked or did anything
>>that kid who was good at things but never tried
>>that kid who couldn't look you in the eye
yo. I'm now a college dropout and all of these things are still me. I'm not even an animufag or that much of a vidya enthusiast. I feel pretty pointless.
>>23957475
>that high school girl that was into Naruto so much that she roleplayed in class and in the hallway
>she also thought she was Naruto's twin and was in a love triangle with many characters, and insisted it was triangle
>that kid that would pick at his teeth with his DS stylus
>those kids that played football in junior high but didn't in high school
>that kid who was a loner and never had any friends, then he committed suicide and every fucking normie on campus pretended like he was their BFF
>that kid that held a pair of mandible tweezers over a bunsen burner until they were red hot, walked up calmly to the quiet smart kid, then squeezed his nose together
you could smell the burning skin. Shit was nuts never seen anything like it before
>>23959208
Depends on the grade. I did this shit during recess in 1st. I was a Charmander and he was a Psyduck. Was less Pokeman-y and more let's beat each other up.
>>23959264
I hope he got expelled
>That kid who would never get picked in a group for projects and always ended up paired with the super-autist
>>23959042
Its been a fun ride. Not like I was going anywhere before, and honestly this place has been one of the few things keeping me from suicide.
>>23959295
He got suspended and put into the "fucking aspergers class" which had a security guard standing inside at all times.
> that one kid who fucked your bitch
[it was me]
>That one girl with a voice so unpleasant and creaky it always sounded like she could cry at any moment but she never did
>The group of freshmen turbo-autists that somehow got left alone
>That one student who absolutely refused to do any assigned work ever and would fight the teacher over it on a daily basis; usually a White girl or a Latino boy
>That one ultra-pasty White kid that tried to be as "gangster" as possible
>That one girl who thought she was edgy while neither saying or doing anything remotely controversial
>>23959208
This was every boy between '98-'00.
>>23959262
My school had a kid kill himself over Christmas break, and for undisclosed reasons there was no assembly or anything about it. Turns out he basically called out all the people that do that kind of shit in his suicide note, and they all felt too guilty to do it.
>>23958257
This him?
>>23959322
Did they yell at him a lot?
>>23959146
You should have fucked her and made her make those noises instead of moaning.
>>23959262
There was a godawful Robin Williams movie about this.
>>23959344
It really was
video somewhat kind of maybe related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgoB2HD0t4
>>23959329
That one fig newtonit wasn't me
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>>23959354
Good on him. After I die I'm going to haunt any liars who pretend like they gave a fuck about me when I was alive.
>>23959308
>TFW you're the super-autist
>TFW everybody's convinced you're a genius and would come to you hoping for an easy A
>TFW they didn't do any work and you didn't want them to interfere
>TFW you do get an A
>that kid who tried to act smart but didn't actually know shit
>that kid who never got any at their school but out of state every girl wanted it
>that kid whose "gf" was only around during the summer
>that kid who still plays Sonic
>that kid who calls his mother "momma"
>that kid who has no problem giving speeches but drops his spaghetti everywhere in group conversations
>that kid with obvious autism
>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
This kid's courage is honorable.
Respect
>>23957475
>That girl that was way too into horses
>That girl that smelled like tuna all the time
>That one kid who never wore deodorant
>That one kid that snitched when the teacher came back to class
>That one kid that made a bomb before school
>That one white kid that swore at there mom
>That one kid that wasn't the same after getting rekt by a car
>>23959344
This was 2006, in 5th grade.
>that quiet kid with the long blonde hair and star trek addiction
>become friends very early on in highschool
>so this is what friendship feels like
>over the course of the 4 years in highschool he slowly gets more and more normie
>doesn't even like star trek openly anymore
>is still nice to me but it's obviously pity
>end of school days
>don't even attend graduation
>go to college, drop out almost immediately
>depressed as all hell
>check back on facebook for the first time in 5 years
>see his early posts, so autismo and sweet
>click his profile
>omega chad with a spot on the local radio and a booming relationship
>exit out
>remove all facebook friends
>haven't posted on facebook since those early days, and even then there is no personal information to go on apart from name
>not even the Job center knows me
>I'm dead to this world
>that one kid who drew her furry oc in art class
Once or twice a week shed cry about how she got bullied to anyone who would listen, inspired me to start bullying her desu
>>23959355
it's been a long ass time but I doubt it, he was a skeleton of a guy.
>that kid whose friends told everyone his mom does porn
turns out she was just a crackwhore
>>23959178
I personally know two black people that act in no way niggerly at all. Instead they're gigantic weebs that spend all their time playing video games and watching anime.
Unfortunately that's just two out of the hundreds of black people I know, and the rest are pretty niggerly.
>>23959458
>That autistic kid no one liked that would talk about fucking the Stacie's all the time
>The mischievous devil that told them and the shit fest that ensued
Second one was me btw
>>23959472
oh. that got dark quickly
>>23959478
Was she at least a 4/10 or better
I can pittyfuck a 4/10 if I know she's too desperate to turn me down
>>23959524
DUDE NIGGERS ARE EITHER SUPER COOL AND CHILL (either in theater, super weebs, or both) OR ARE SUPER NIGGERY
>that guy who masturbated in class and got caught
>that guy who drank chewing tobacco spit on a bet
>that football player who accidentally killed himself by intentionally choking himself out on a bowflex
>that kid who showed off his freakishly large dick in the locker room
>>23959637
You didn't not look.
>that stacy who was a massive christfag
That one kid you hated just because of his face
>that kid who spent every lunch in that one teacher's class who would let all the autists stay there while he grades papers
>that kid who would constantly poke and annoy people, getting the other person expelled when they finally kick his ass
>that best friend who fucked the girl you've loved since elementary school but you had to pretend to be happy for
>that kid with a strange obsession with with Cthulhu and could "read runes"
>that kid who wore wolf shirts everyday
>that kid who's dad works at Dragonball Z and came with a picture of Cell one day telling us it was Frieza's final form
>that kid who considered chess a serious sport
>>23959669
A lot of Stacies are christfags.
>>23959700
The cell thing how is that possible unless you're an ancientfag
>>23959726
this one didn't believe in evolution
>that kid that watched porn during class
Juan, you absolute madman
>>23959700
>>that kid with a strange obsession with with Cthulhu and could "read runes"
wasn't me but I wish it was. lovecraft is my shit these days.
also I thought chess was a sport?
>That "kid" who was 20
>>23957475
>>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
reminds of something
>12
>new at school
>hyper ego
>see cute blonde stacy
>ask kid I was put to sit with to ask her if she wanted to kiss me or whatever I said
>he comes back
>said that she had a laugh attack
>doesn't even ease the pain for me
>didn't know what to think atm
>just stared at him
>mfw I'm not even ugly
yeah that's about time my ego started to get crushed into oblivion, at least now I'm thick skinned afI like to think I am
off topic from the thread but whateverwould appreciate some (you)'s ;-;
>>23959774
have a (you)
hang in there bud
>>23959738
He's obviously an ancient fag haha
>That one closet fag that swears he's straight and would "bang Hannah Montana" but you see on social media five years later after Obama repealed don't ask, don't tell as the United States' queerest fucking airman.
Gio you faggot cunt.
>>23958985
>That kid who would tell stories involving you but exaggerated them in their favor
Seriously fuck you if you do this
>that kid who lied about everything but you were a wishful thinker and believed him anyway even though it sounded ridiculous
Scott I hope you're dying out there in Utah
>>23959774
>mfw I'm not even ugly
Well, if she laughed like that maybe you are desu. you black?
>That guy that would only talk about weed and made up stories about banging all the chicks in school
Will you're a faggot cunt and work at Wal-mart
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>>23959726
Guess 26 is getting too old to be here. Been at this shithole since I was 17.
Reminder that "Don't forget you're here forever" isn't just a meme.
>>23959738
DBZ wasn't dubbed in the US until like 1999.
That kid who was the stud of the school but works at starbucks now
>>23959813
Literally every time my bros and/or I tell a story to other bros involving a bro. Funniest shit. They always have to defend themselves from the most exaggerated bullshit that never happened and everyone plays along as though it's believable just to make the bro sweat.
> that one kid with bros and hoes
>>23959759
Like 42% of Americans don't.
>>23959845
>that kid who tried to convince you that he could perform magic and make love potionshe succeeded
fucking jews
>>23957475
>be me in highschool, average robot, not hated by everyone, but never really invited anywhere
>have a thing for tall girls
>two super tall (6'2+) upperclass girls are into me
>they catch me one day between classes, randomly wrap me up in a hug
>SUCHALUST.png
>go from nothing to ramrod stiff in .5 seconds flat
>one of the girls 'Button', this tall Russian notices my erect dick jabbing into her hip
>"Oh anon, that's for after Prom~"
Women are strange, brobots.
>>23959859
no I had some girls come to me in the past, and posted face here sometime and got complimented and that's now that I'm 18, when I was 12 I was cute af. I don't even know, maybe 12 is too old to care about looks
fucking stacies
>>23959885
> that one Mexican kid
At least I watched this in Spanish when I was about 7 or 8 years old (97-98).
>>23959845
I was never gullible enough to believe that kid, but I was entertaining for him because I'd explain in great detail about exactly why his lies were wrong.
>>23959766
>also I thought chess was a sport?
It isn't. It's a board game.
>>23959874
25, been here since like 15 or so.
Definitely not a meme.
You always come back.
>That one kid that introduced you to porn and you almost punched him
>>23959976
international sports federations claim chess is a sport and have done in the western world for like 100 years.
>that one kid who tried to teach everyone elvish in 5th grade
>that kid that got yugioh cards before everyone else and they all badgered him trying to make him trade for their holographic mew cards
>that kid that would look at everyone's dick when they were peeing
>that kid whose older brother died drunk driving and claimed he was happy he was dead
>that kid who claimed he was jewish when he wasn't and brought in a minorah the day after yom kippur to try and prove it
>that one girl who had her period on her chair during english
>that kid who brought in his acoustic guitar one day and started crying after a girl asked him to stop playing
>that girl who used to stuff her ass (yes, her ass, not her bra which could've used it more)
>that kid in 3rd grade who almost showed his dick to everyone in class after popping his first boner and asking the teacher what he should do with it
>that one girl who came back as a boy after the summer and was always mad at teachers for not using the right pronouns
>>23959885
That's wrong. It was out in 1996, got cancelled and CN toonami brought it back in 98.
>>23959925
>7th grade
>girl taller than me would always give me hugs
>didn't want my friend to think I enjoyed it
>pretend like I don't
>it caused her to do it even more
I never touched another girl after that
god she was so fucking hot and thick in all the right ways and her tits were masive
What's the most "that kid" name?
Stephen seems to be the most common name for them. Seth and Isaac are up there too.
>>23960036
Why did it get cancelled?
>>23959976
chess has been recognized by the olympics as a sport for like 20 years now bro
>that kid was right
>>23960036
It didn't become popular until '98-'99 though.
Anyway my point was that someone who has school memories about Dragon Ball Z isn't that old.
>>23959161
Reading Baptism of Fire now fuck lunch fuck everyone
>That girl in your class who related to the host of Slims Time
Made repeating the third grade worth it when he showed up specifically to my class
>>23960067
Ed and Joe in my experience.
>>23960122
Too old to still be here.
>>23960070
Because the dub was shit and it was censored.
>that girl who got killed by a DUI and appeared on national TV
highlight of my life because I appeared on TV for 2 whole seconds :^)
>>23959954
you black or not senpai? this matters
>>23958220
>that girl who was greasy and disgusting and watched too much anime
To be fair, my mom was a trash hoarder I had to escape reality SOMEHOW GOD STOP BULLYING ME SENPAI
>>23960152
Most people here are probably too young to remember.
I always wondered what it smelled like.
>>23960047
Tall girls are the best anon, we just have to accept it. Hell, even my grandfather recognized tall girls were the best.
>be talking to grandfather, pretty okay guy, diabetic, little out of it
>starts to talking about women (how or why I can't remember)
>"Anon, I remember this girl I used to dance with back when I was in the service..."
>hereitcomes.jpg
>"... She was taller than I was, and just at the right height to where my head was in her breasts."
Maybe it's in the genes?
>>23958149
happened to my P.E. teacher in 8th grade
turns out he had CP and had groped girls in class
>>23960201
u fat girl
get on a treadmill
>>23960106
sport
noun
noun: sport; plural noun: sports
; an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.
"team sports such as baseball and soccer"
synonyms: (competitive) game(s), physical recreation, physical activity, physical exercise, athletics; pastime
"we did a lot of sports"
>>23960070
No interest really. I remember getting ready for school at like 6am and seeing it and Sailor moon.
>>23960242
Your grandfather is an absolute legend
>>23958859
>that kid who accidentally convinced everyone that he was gayit was me
>>23960181
>it was censored
Most people who only watch dubs, especially kids, either don't know or don't care.
>>23960295
>tfw Toonami had the same perfect after school time frame as Kids WB and you couldn't make up your mind
>>23958990
first model master race
>>23960200
mixed by two generations I guess(grandpa black) everyone else white, so basically white, everyone thinks I amalso hue land so no one gives a fuck if that's what you're implying
>>23960067
Tyler for sure. Fuck Tylers.
>the christian kid
>>23960493
>white
>hueland
nice meme kek
>>23960461
>Tfw after-school anime is damn near dead
>Tfw CN shoves them on weekend mornings so they can promote whatever irritating crap is cheaper to make
>Tfw even streaming can't save them because kids would rather watch people screaming at Minecraft for whatever reason
I think Toon Disney or whatever they're calling it now has some nowadays.
>>23960573
>the atheist kid who thought Flying Spaghetti Monster was the most clever satire in the world
>>23959178
got this black friend that watches anime, and this mexican friend who is a total weeb, talks about videogames and japanese shit all day.
coolest person i know desu, haven't hung out since junior year though.
>That kid that always tucked in his t-shirt
>that kid that always pulled up their white socks
>that kid that tried to fit in by ignorantly wearing painfully generic name brands
>>23960617
>that christian kid who posts on 4chan, an atheist website, and thinks hes welcome here
You can unlock Goku in Smash Bros. You have to shoot all the credits in the end sequence. I can't show you though because my game didn't save properly.
>>23960653
One time I wore hollister and the other kids made fun of me.
Why?
>>23960667
My friend told me that you'd unlock toad... or was it sonic?
>>23960658
>that kid who never grew out of his edgy atheist phase
>>23960658
>an atheist website
You're mistaking 4chan with reddit autist
>>23960667
topkek
>>23960667
I remember you from the yugioh thread
>that kid whose life seemed to revolve around arguing with teachers
I feel like that guy was the sort of guy who grows up to yell at retail staff for doing their jobs.
>>23960712
>>23960714
>that christian kid whose so new to 4chan he doesn't realize that 4chan has always been for atheists and everyone on the site was an atheist until /pol/ invaded
>>23960720
It wasn't me, it was my twin brother. You never see him at school though because he's always suspended.
>>23960705
it was fucking tails
>mfw ptsd to this doy from that shit
>>23960582
ayy nice meme
>that kid who didn't want to help the other juniors fundraise for prom and told him he was self absorbed and made him go help the fundraiser but instead he went and sat in the hall and just staired at the ceiling until it was time to go homethat was me
>>23960746
No one invade. We just grew up. Its your turn anon.
>>23960735
I loved that kid because it was the most fun way to do nothing in class
One day, the teacher told him to wait outside and he just walked home instead of waiting. I always thought he was a total badass for that. The teacher had a breakdown
>>23960493
Ainda acho que vc seja um feio iludido. Garanto que se fosse realmente bonito vc nao teria essas duvidas. E nenhuma garota jamais teria rido de uma investida sua.
Aceite sua feiura. Eu ja aceitei a minha. Eh o primeiro passo para a libertacao.
Eu odeio escrever sem acentos.
>>23957475
>that teacher who got caught with porn on his school compute screen
>that kid who was the one who found out
>that kid already had bad blood with the teacher anyway
>>23960611
>He doesn't know Toonami is still on the air late nights
>>23960796
Actually it makes more sense to grow out of relygyno, not the opposite.
>>23960847
I said after-school when kids can be bothered to watch, I'm not talking about [adult swim].
>that kid who was convinced he was a werewolf/ vampire
>that kid who skipped most of his classes in the bathroom
>that kid who turned every creative assignment into some DUDE WEED LMAO thing
>that kid who's parent's bought him structure decks but swore he just got all these cards in a booster pack
>that kid who didn't move his arms and looked at the floor when he walked
>that kid who ''loved the taste of blood''
>that kid who yelled SO RANDUMB XD shit out during lunch
>that ugly kid who managed to weed his way into the stacey's circle
>that greasy looking kid
>that super spergy kid who was somehow more liked and popular than you
> that "straight" chad who wouldn't stop "jokingly" teaseing you sexually because you looked faggy
> tfw you had to pretend to dislike and avoid him, while inside there was this burning desire to jump in his arms and have oassionate gay sex in front of everyone
>>23960821
preto pls, eu posso ser medio em bonitesa hoje, mas eu aos 12 anos era qt af
>>23957475
Im 30 and what is this?
>>23960881
Oh okay, that makes sense my bad senpai. I don't really watch CN anymore but I'll flip through channels and its god awful, just constant reruns of Teen titans go and Gumball. I miss when they'd mix things up with different shows
>that one kid who lied about literally everything and smelled like a dumpster
>that one guy who came to class drunk and high every day
>that one kid who only wore polos, badly fitting jeans, and white slip on sneakers
>that one guy who shaved his legs and identified as "genderfluid" (he was actually a cool guy though)
>that one guy that still played pokemon in senior year
>that one guy that brought an acoustic guitar to school every day and played the same few songs over and over again
>that one immigrant that wouldn't shut the fuck up about his country of origin and would exaggerate his accent
>that one kid with the really high pitched voice who would speak exclusively in memes
>that one kid that punched a hole in the wall
>that one kid that threw an orange that the campus cop and got away with it
>>23960443
If it's butchered enough, even kids will pick up on it.
>>23960951
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
>>23960951
>mfw i this happened to me but it was in senior year
>parents kick me out
>i move into his house
>have gay sex pretty much everyday of my senior year and for a while after
i miss him guys ;_;
>>23960987
Vadia, melhore. se tu fosse bonito a rachada nao ia ter rido da tua proposta.
Aposto que tu es feio como o capeta. Sempre foi e sempre serah.
>>23958936
Yes, melissa
>>23960951
Holy fuck that guy wouldnt stop grabbing my leg and blowing kisses to me and stuff and getting all over me
he might have been bi because he was drownin in pussy but man he was relentless
if I was gay I totally would have gone for him but I'm not
>>23960746
The first "Christians" were just trolling because making fun of atheists was easier than making fun of Christians.
But any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be infiltrated by real idiots who mistakenly believe they're in good company.
>>23957741
>that kid that said he had an ultra rare and powerful pepe that someone offered to buy for over $100
>>23960821
>>23960987
e verdade no brasil e facil ganha uma namorada? also, quem /hueindisguise/ aqui?
>>23960787
Spanish/Portuguese/Italian people aren't really white.
>>23960292
>an activity involving physical exertion and skill
>an activity involving... skill
>chess
>not requiring skill
I don't know if you're trying to be facetious or not.
You can say its not a sport but its officially a sport regardless of your opinion.
>>23961038
>that one guy that still played pokemon in senior year
Literally every single tomboy/nerd girl plays pokemon regardless of age, nerd males as well, though only sperglords tend to play in public.
>>23961007
You know Yu-Gi-Oh? It's an accessory they use on the show to play their magic card games.
>>23961017
Yeah, I tried watching Cartoon Network the other day and Teen Titans GO! was on. It seemed to be based on that Mother May-Eye pie episode from the original series, except it looked like it was written and drawn by a 5 year old with ADHD. What the fuck is gonna happen to the kids who grow up watching this shit?
>>23958122
not OP but I have a story, no fbi in it but still pretty good:
>be me, year 10
>maths last period
>don't understand one of the questions so I raise my hand
>teacher has earphones in
>walk over to him
>he doesn't know I'm there
>he's watching interracial porn
>say nothing, he still doesn't know I'm there
>whisper to my friends to walk over to his desk and peer over his shoulder
>they do it and come back holding in laughter
> eventually another teacher comes in and walks over to him
>mfw he was fired the next day
>That kid who's dad was a drug dealer and he had all the coolest shit in his house but had a scary ass dad
>That dumb poor bully kid, basically nelson from the simpsons
>That tomgirl kid who got her boobs before all the other kids growing up and you used to wrestle and play fight with her groping them like crazy
>That kid everyone thought was cool, for no fucking reason at all they hung out with losers but everyone accepted them to their group if they chose to do so
>That giant fucking fat tall kid that thought he was tough just cos he was strong but he was a little bitch like all kids are
>Those poor trash girls that just hounded for the dick and made life great as long as you didn't let anyone know you talked to them
>That kid that would giggle and play with the condoms in the basket at the principals office
>those girls that would toss you a condom and say "You gonna need this" in a terribly shy and flirtatious way
>The smart kid who was probably wiser and more grown up than anyone you knew that ended up being a druggy dead beat just to be cool
>That slutty girl
>Your best friend who told you not to go near slutty girl cos she's infested, then when you reject her and she goes to him he's happier than he's ever been and totally soaks up the attention (Fuck you Josh)
>That teacher that was young and hip and sexy and they practically loved the attention they got for it while being more of a friend than an authority
>That one black kid (I grew up in a small town)
>That hairy ethnic girl, not an east Indian but something sexy and she'd flirt with you and gave you an appreciation for hairy ethnic girls
>That gay kid that denied being gay
>That same gay kid that later outed himself on facebook after HS and now lives it up with gay pride
>Fuck you gay kid, why didn't you just admit it
>>23958086
Don't make fun of Robert he was the perfect soldier and the perfect servant.
>>23961440
>That kid everyone thought was cool, for no fucking reason at all they hung out with losers but everyone accepted them to their group if they chose to do so
me
>>23961182
>>23961182
Sei nao pq sou gay. Mas eu conheco uma boa parcela de garotos feios, fudidos que conseguiram suas namoradas depois da escola. Em contrapartida tambem conheco alguns garotos "normais" e ate mesmo bonitos que sao um fracasso com mulher. Acho que o segredo esta no interior de cada um. O robot interior.
Mas sim geralmente meninas brasileiras sao mais liberais.
/huedisfarcado/ total aqui
>>23958759
>that kid who didn't get dubsIt's me.
>>23961440
>Fuck you gay kid, why didn't you just admit it
Gee I dunno, maybe because of how gays are treated in high school.
>>23961440
>>Fuck you gay kid, why didn't you just admit it
You wanted the boipussi didn't ya?
>that one girl that got huge tits in the 6th grade and turned into a massive whore as a result.
>tfw she would let you and your friend feel them
>>23961556
So fucking close to trips doe
>>23961097
a ok entao, nao vou te convercer discutindo e nao vou postar foto, ficamos aqui
>>23961182
bom, eu to aqui ne e nao toco uma garota a 3 anos, alias eu beijei 3 meninas quando eu era 11-14 antes do autismo bater forte
>>23961187
portuguese are, and
>implying most the south region isn't german immigrants from ww2
>>23961524
tenho um primo feio que nem um rato que toda semana ta com stacies loiras 10/10s, elas ate traem so namorados com ele, simplesmente nao entendo
>asq desistindo de mulheres e agente garotos bonitos
e, ta foda amigo
>>23959910
>that one normie who browses /r9k/ in his freshman year and calls everybody bro because he thinks it's /b/ and everybody else is underaged like himit's you f a m
>that diminutive jewish boy who thinks he's tesla but fails all his classes
>is also communist/atheist and makes sure EVERYONE knows it
>>23961608
Vc pode tentar o prazer da viadagem comigo se quiser. Vai ter o dobro de chances de ser feliz.
E outra, o quao retardado mental vc eh, pra nao conseguir uma garota mesmo se declarando bonito? Ou o outro anao tava certo e vc eh feio como o cao chupando manga?
>>23961085
Why were you kicked out? For being gay?
Shit parents i'll tell you what...
How long did the romance last?
>>23961737
yea, they were hardcore Catholics
it lasted until i was 22 at which point we just sorta fell out of love
we just drifted apart for a couple months and agreed a split would be good
>>23961686
>Vc pode tentar o prazer da viadagem comigo se quiser
asl
>o quao retardado mental vc eh, pra nao conseguir uma garota mesmo se declarando bonito
eh eu nao sei cara
>that teacher who died after the third week of class
>>23961804
And you got back with your parents? How exactly dis you come out?
Bitch I'm interested. Enjoy it: delight us with your life story.
>>23961636that was me kind of
>>23961817
Obviamente que sou homem, 21, pernambuco.
Vamos curar o seu autismu com sexo e estimulo prostatico.
>>23961905
no, i still live with him, its only been 2 months since we broke upit's really akward and i have no money send help
>that girl who accidentally uploaded a nude photo to Facebook
>that kid who gave her the heads-up about it while saving and distributing to everybody anyways
>he ended up simultaneously dating and humiliating her and she never found out
Godspeed, Derek.
>your best friend who had sex with 3 girls in high school, one older, one younger, and one the same
>they were all tall, thick, and qt
>he was a skinny manlet
cool kid
>>23961986
Oh man i'm so sorry... No chances of getting back together?
And your parents? No more contact whatsoever?
Bitch they are your parents, they owe you.
No sibblings or friendly family members?
>>23958149
>>23960250
Happened to one of my middle school's science teachers. He had thousands of pictures/videos of CP and tried to solicit sex from a minor in a chat room. The funny thing is that he had the classic pedophile look too: bald, fat, thick mustache, leering eyes, the works.
>that kid that did tripple C or robotussin all day
>that kid that was always high
>that kid that put acid in the graphics teachers Big Gulp from 7-11 and he tripped balls and peed in the sink
>that kid that brought out the 12 pack of markers to P.E. so we never had to run around the track more than once
>that kid that found a dead rabbit and put it in his backpack
>those sluts that used to ride on the P.E. teachers cart
>those weird goth kids
Kinda miss HS sometimes
> that friend who had cp in his cellphone and would show around to everybody in a time when there was cp on the surface of the internet... All you had to do was google it...
>>23962022That was me desu, but i am not Derek
>that kid who was always quoting reddit-tier memes and reenacting youtube poop videos
>that kid that tells everyone what presidential candidate to vote for because "my dad saw on tv that..." and obviously doesn't even know the candidate's agenda
>that kid who never does his homework and never studies but yells at the teacher for failing him
>that kid who goes "why cant we just nuke iraq?" and is actually serious
>that kid that acts and looks like he has actual autism but you just can't tell if it's really true or if he's just fucking weird
>that girl who thinks all men want perfectly smooth girls with huge features even though that's actually just chad
>that guy who looks like shit and sounds desperate as hell who goes "no! i dont care about looks! personality is more important to me!"
>that kid who tells everyone mcdonalds will kill you and brags about only eating "real food"
>that kid who tells everyone mainstream music is trash but listens to green day himself
>that guy who's terrible at hiding the fact that he jerks it to fantasies of girl he's talking to
>that kid who doesn't realise his parents are abusive as fuck and mentions it casually
>that kid who goes to bed at 9 PM in high school
>that kid who watches anime in computer class and isn't ashamed when people look at his screen
>that kid who always watches your screen in computer class
>that kid who thinks he's "pranking the teacher" by being obnoxious and annoying as fuck
>that fat black girl who burps and farts openly yet complains about how no man can meet her demands
>>23962032
nope, last time we were drunk i started coming onto him and he basically told me he finds me repulsive now, but i dont think he knows he said it
>>23961947
um, eu to em BH.
E porque voce assume que eu seria bot?eu to realmente interessado na dinamica
>>23961934
Stephen?
>>23962073
>those weird goth kids
In my school it was literally just me and this qt edgy girl and we weren't goth we were emo and we didn't hang out together and I actually think I might've never spoken to her but she was a year ahead of me and dubbed me her favorite freshman
>>23958257
Oh hey, man. Wow, I never thought YOU of all people would browse r9k. You were always calling me Chicken Kid, kinda normie thing to do tbhwy senpai. If you must know, I own a few KFCs, I got my chick pregnant and I'm gonna name him Bob.
t. Jason
>>23962103
Bitch nigga, I wish you fed me details but you don't... It's like you don't care about me at all
What about mama and papa?
>>23962090
>>that kid who goes to bed at 9 PM in high school
hey fuck you nigger, I went to bed at 8:30 on my own accord
I had to get sleep or I wouldn't make gains and would be mentally fucked the next day
>that kid who walked funny but silently so he could sneak up on everyone
>that kid who would get right behind your back and say hello in his strong dialect
>that kid who was told to "Use your head" to beat bullies and he headbutted themI did it all, /r9k/, I did it all.
>>23962153
oh they don't live in the house.
it's just me and him
we both are hardcore KV's and act like it besides the major amounts ofsex we had in our relationhip
>>23962090
All me, honestly.
>>23962158
Bitch nigga real men go to sleep 2 hours before school starts and wake up 1 hour before so you get time to shower.
You can guess that I was the 110 lb 6'1" skelly.
>>23957475
>that girl who used a banana as a dildo then ended up with half of it stuck inside her and had to go to the hospital to have it removed
This actually happened, she got called the banana for the rest of the school period.
>>23962090
>that kid who goes "why cant we just nuke iraq?" and is actually serious
This is most Americans.
>>23962090
>that kid that acts and looks like he has actual autism but you just can't tell if it's really true or if he's just fucking weird
>Dayton, the edgy kid who wore what looked like a parody of emo clothes and said the weirdest shit, yet everyone included him and he got good grades
>Efrain, massive fat kid with a bear of grimy acne and unwashed long hair who took all forms of sarcasm literal, yet made insanely good grades and was occasionally more insightful than all of us
>That guy that's 5'0 tall in high school, pale, skinny, and looks like a 10 year old, yet acts somewhat normal and has normal friends
>>23962105
Vc que se chamou de autista.
Ta ate pertinho ne? Bahiano e nao eh preto, curioso...
A dinamica gay eh bem simples cara. Bata vaselina. Espero que seu reflexo de vomito seja fraco.
>>23962204
>110 lb
>6' 1''
excuse me
>>23962232
Looking back on it I think I might've had something seriously wrong with me.
I threw up randomly after eating shit so I would just avoid eating for days in fear of vomiting in class.
>>23962195
I know that bitch, I'm following your story. I'm talking about your parents that kicked you out. you made piece with them?
>>23957475
>>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
he must've had big balls 2bh
>the acne ridden kid
It was me. Everyday of every year. Acne defined and molded my personality. Pretty pathetic.
And once it was gone, the scars were left to haunt me.
>>23962263
oh, no
i haven't spoken a word to them or seen their faces since i was 18, don't plan to either
>>23962316
Bitch who pays the bills? Do you work? What are your plans for the future? Any remaining family members to help your ass?
>>23962226
>Ta ate pertinho ne
meh, se voce tiver disposto a andar isso tudo e pagar um hotel
btw nao vo com menos de chad 8/10 :^)
>>23962316
Shit, that's sad. What the hell makes parents reject their child like that? Even the Pope discourages stuff like that.
>that grill who wears unfunny meme "lol randumb xdd" shirts, tells other people about the importance of feminism and cultural appropriation, pretends text posts she saw on tumblr are her own jokes and talks about nothing but steven universe and homestuck
>tfw they exist in college too
>tfw the girl i'm mostly basing this on is a 10/10 redhead who does all sorts of sexy shit like sitting on guys and touching other girl's asses
>tfw tumblr ruined something that perfect
>>23962374
Tumar no cu, se eu fosse um chad acha que estaria aqui? E outra, tem que rachar motel.
Gee, no wonder you're virgin
>>23962371
i live the standard NEET life, the parents of the ex dont know we broke up and he feels bad for the situation im in so he just houses me since they are rich
no skills, dont even have HS diploma
IQ of probably like around 80
shit social skills
etc
all i have is hope that he wont tell his parents and cut me off, so i avoid pissing him off at all costs
