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We made it through September edition.
>>23905602
we made it through october too
Got a job interview with McDonalds on Tuesday lads.
>>23905658
good luck la, get me a mcchicken sammich
Barely. I slowly faded from a good friend and he was the only person who ever came over to hang out since Summer.
>>23905627
I know but that didn't sound as good
Really enjoyed Halloween lads. Gf had to work overnight so I took her kids trick or treating, and they loved it.
>>23905791
Fuck off normie cunt.
Fuck got muted.
It's ops birthday
>>23905602
What is the purpose of those ice road signs? It gets icy everywhere, and they are not even valid for 80% of the year.
>>23905791
what's like taking care of another mans kids?
>>23905658
have any of you had those cheese bites from maccies
tasty desu
>>23905919
It's not like that. They know I'm not their dad, but he's a deadbeat who doesn't even pay child support. She's a great mum and would love to spend more time with them but she has a really demanding boss who is constantly calling her in to do extra work.
does anyone have the original pic from OP? And i dont mean original brit picture, i mean the original
>>23906032
She's getting smashed in all holes at work while you look after her kids from a failed relationship. There is no positive spin here.
>>23906032
it is kinda like that though lad. oh well at least she has you there to look after them
>>23905602
Who /spooked/ by this?Check the reflection
>>23905755
We've all been there m8.
My best friend since primary school moved to Crewe, 40 miles away because his girlfriend of 3 months was moving there.
Ain't even mad.
>>23906337
>It's not like that. They know I'm not t
what reflection? You mean it shows how fat she really is? Yeah spooky I guess
>>23905658
not a bad job desu lots of girls work there get stuck in
>>23906032
Mate, not even joking this isnt a meme but looking after another dudes kids is the ultimate kek move.
No one wants to be nasty to kids but desu it's not fair on them either by being a "nice guy" when in the end you're only around to stick it in their mom's sweaty hole.
>>23905602
This just came up on my news feed.
Anyone else find it irrationally funny?
>>23906557
>the way it looks like hes trying to stretch his neck up to seem taller
>>23906546
>ultimate kek move.
lol i meant "ultimate kek move"
whatever senpai
testin to see if the filters still work
desu
kek
senpai
>>23906557
Those fucking shorts
>>23906629
wew lad didnt know what was going on here for a sec thought i was losing it
>>23906557
That's a nice front door
Good morning britfeel, we survived halloween.
To anyone that's got a firearm certificate for a shotgun / rifle:
Do the police DNA / fingerprint you in the application? I've got quite a bad criminal record from 10 years ago but I want a gun. Reason I ask is I got pulled for speeding the other day and I gave the officer my new name (had to change my old name due to news reports on google) and when he asked if I was known to police I said no; naturally his checks came back neutral in my new name so if they don't require biometric info I can get my gun.
>>23906660
yeah lad they filter out t b h, c u c k and f a m
>>23906672Bet she's got a nice back door toowink winknudge nudgesay no more
>>23906690
and S J W
Where do you find pics of the tarts in their slutty halloween costumes?
The more amateur the better.
>>23906701
test
sjw
>>23906769
My bad - yesterday it was filtering to spooky scary skeletons
>>23906730
>Where do you find pics of the tarts in their slutty halloween costumes?
do you not know what instagram is S E N P A I?
Get off steam for a second and have a look
11:12
1 November 2015
>>23906807
I know OF it. Do I need to register? Because fuck that.
>>23906822
Feels like it's been a while
>>23906852
>Do I need to register? Because fuck that.
you need like an email account lad to follow them, apart from that no.
Never understood the aversion to registering with old burner email acc's
>>23906822
ah memories
>>23906900
A warning for you, m'sir.
Woke up next to a girl and a kebab, I've officially become a normie, see you lads
>>23906922
how tho?
>>23906922
Were you that stupid druggie from last night? If so, good.
If not, see you brave anon. But now you must get out forever reeee.
>>23906930
He followed some advice and thought "yeah ill just be myself"
and it worked
it was foggy this morning, the spook after the night before
>>23906970
Foggy as fuck here. Feels pretty nice, actually
Sex when circumcised is like eating without tastebuds.
opened normiebook this morning to find pictures of my brothers and sister at her house with all their kids for halloween, looked like fun, no invite for me. I always knew they were secretly ashamed of me for my robot ways, now I know for sure, feel like crying
is desu senpai making a comeback?
what did I miss last night?
>>23907004
>having a big dick is universally accepted as being good
>people voluntarily cut part of their dick off for literally no reason
>why?
>>23907030
to be honest family is being filtered to it pussyNIGGA
>>23907043
really?
baka desu senpai lads waheey
>>23907011
>get added by members of family haven't seen in years
>Don't accept them and don't reply, because my life is robot
>shut down my fb page about 2 years back now
Wouldn't mind seeing them for a few drinks but everyone's moved on with their life
>>23907033
nigga i hate to be cut.
if I leave a PS4 on for a solid week will it damage it?
It's not mine and if I log out then I lose all my data
>>23907033
>tfw my parents actually loved me and decided not to mutilate me
Feels good.
>>23907102
pussynigga think for a second why would it?? the PS4 probably reaches its highest temperature after being on for 1 hour or so. so if you play for 2 hours or 200 makes little difference, except there's more wear like more dust being soaked in and things like that.
>>23907106
>tfw my parents are autists and believed the jewdocs who said that its good to circumcise since I had phimosis
>they thought they would only do the best for me
circumcision ruined my life. all the uncutfags bullied me to death which gave me paruresis despite having a big ameriporn dick. I'd rather want to have a small anteater.
>>23907033
My parents decided to have me mutilated. I don't mind, I wasn't gonna use it for much so it's not much of a difference.
http://www.nuneaton-news.co.uk/Major-police-incident-Nuneaton/story-28092300-detail/story.html
One weekend I don't go to the only half decent bar in this shitty town, and it all kicks off and I miss it all. Fuck sake m8s
>>23907115
I just don't trust sony consoles. and this thing sounds like a jet on take off.
I know there's a new SKU out that fixes a lot of the heat and sound issues, so I don't know how delicate the release models are.
did you type pussynigga or was it filtered?
>>23907147
you don't masturbate? Circumcision affects masturbation the most.
>>23907157
>and this thing sounds like a jet on take off.
nigga my xbox 360 sounded like that too and then it got E74 RoD.
>d-did you type pussynigga or was it filtered?
LOL, get a load of this lil pussynigga
>>23907136
Yeah there was one kid who had it done in our school, everyone made fun of him as well. I can't imagine what it's like, if my member was out of its hood it would be way too sensitive to just leave rubbing against my boxers, it would hurt.
I guess you guys must just have numb cocks.
>>23907162
Not enough that I care. There isn't a single moment of my life where I think "I truly care that Jewish doctors convinced my parents they were doing the right thing"
>>23907180
lol yeah no shit. i hope that kid comes back and cuts your fucking heads off you fucking piece of shit. why would you fucking ruin someone's life just like that? what the fuck did he do to you?
>>23907184
>Not enough that I care.
BECAUSE THE FUCKING CIRCUMCISION MADE MASTURBATINO SO BAD YOU DONT EVEN DO IT THAT OFTEN ANYMORE
circumcised makes u the ultimate subhuman.
>>23907204
I didn't I wasn't /bully/ so you were just mean to someone for no reason
Did the jew cut off your niceness when he cut your cock?
>>23907214
>Did the jew cut off your niceness when he cut your cock?
I'm the nicest faggot you ever gone see.
>>23907204
Circumcision doesn't affect your mentality in that way, champ. I'm not a very sexually-interested person. It's not about whether my dick is cut or uncut, you're bitter about being cut, I'm not because I don't care.
>circumcised makes u the ultimate subhuman.
Your post quality makes me think you're the same guy that sperged months ago about how Diabetes type 1 is truly such a terrible fate. In which case I'm not surprised this is the turn you've taken
>>23907180
Cutfag here, as there's no hood, the head of the penis is dry. However, when it becomes wet, a lot more sensitivity comes back. I literally just rubbed it against boxers when dry, felt not a lot. But when I licked my finger and put the spit all over it, rubbing it against boxers hurt.
>>23907244
>Circumcision doesn't affect your mentality in that way, champ.
>something that feels significantly worse due to mutilation is still desired just as much
if my fucking ferari only does top speed of 20kmh i also wont drive it as often anymore.
Circumcision
marks you as the ultimate subhuman.
The one thing that truly makes you subhumane in the modern world.
>>23907269
You're cut and yet bitter about being cut. I'm cut yet not bitter about being cut. As a result, circumcision is not the reason for my mentality, or else your logic implies you'd share my mentality. Do you not see that, or are you going to claim to be an ascended being that rose above the influence of a cut dick to see the bigger picture, which is really just a picture of you throwing yourself into a landfill?
>>23907162
>americans all making jokes about "lotion" online
>lotion somehow connected to masturbation
>whatever_floats_your_boat.png...
>for years i don't get why you'd need lotion to have a wank
>tfw i find out they are more cut than a suicidal my chemical romance fan
>tfw you don't have to deal with friction
Train Driver lads, made it.
>world loves when you have a big dick
>you make it smaller for no reason
cutfags pls
>>23907297
oh i misunderstood. well i guess you are sort of right. but if you were mutilated under the same circumstances as me and bullied and did research about cision you might get a bit butthurt.
>>23907314
Good job matey.
>>23907319
memefag pls
i hope you get executed in the brazen bull desu.
>tfw you finally get an oneitis
Now I fully understand what you guys mean by it, I want off this ride.
>>23905602
What do I have to do to get friends
>>23907346
You just have to be yourself.
Wtf this is a brit thread, why the hell are we talking about circumcision, thats an american and jew thing
what android/ios games do you like to play lads?? need to kill some time at work
made it through another weekend without having to leave the flat
>just walked in on my sister and her friend in the pajamas
>>23907381
Flappy bird
>>23907345
Tell us about her, you soft faggot
>>23907324
I was never bullied for it, I was cut against my own consent when I was younger because of severe phimosis which made me unable to use the toilet without pain when I was younger. Perhaps I was blessed as a child, people bullied other kids for some stupid things, but I didn't experience it for that.
I will not claim to have never been bullied as a child, though. But it was never over my circumcision, not even in secondary school. The most I got bullied was like 8 when kids found out I had a hole in my right eardrum. If you did, then sorry that your past experiences affected you in that way, it isn't something I can relate to, unfortunately.
>>23907345
>you will never lift her skirt and burry your face in her asshole
y live
also what does pic related mean
>>23907398
Pic of sister and friend pls if they are 16 and over
>>23907430
don't want to go to prison desu senpai
shame on you for asking baka
>>23907410
You got bullied eh? you came to the wrong place mate, it's me your bully, from school.
Lets return to where we left off, nice fucked up eardrum lol.
>having messed up ears
kek
>>23907451
If they arent 16+ fair enough anon, I'm not mentally ill
But think about this, they have experimented with each other at least once
why do all monitors got built in speakers lads, i dont need that. i just want a 23 inch screen
>>23907345
Same here. At first I thought she was just a qt. Now I'm thinking about her all the time, checking her Facebook, etc.
>>23907472
I got bullied, I didn't claim it had a lasting effect beyond a couple of weeks. Also the kid that used to do it ended up being one of my closest friends for the remainder of my time there before I moved away.
Also it was more being bullied because I have 50% hearing efficiency in that ear, but it doesn't affect me in daily life. I don't notice it unless for some reason I put a phone to my right ear and can't hear shit.
School life seemed so innocent thinking back
>>23907547
>Now I'm thinking about her all the time, checking her Facebook, etc.
Checking her instagram, staking out her house, hiring private investigators, posing as a meter reader to make conversation with her...
Yeah, i know those feels anon
>>23907552
I hear ya, bro.
>>23907552
>Also the kid that used to do it ended up being one of my closest friends for the remainder of my time there before I moved away.
Hey it's me ur closest friend
>>23907011
Sorry to hear that m8.
My family are ashamed of me too. I'd give you a hug if I could.
>>23907559
Getting charged for stalking, recording her taking a shit, getting kicked out of uni...
The feels.
>>23907552
getting bullied for hearing less is not as bad though, at least normies will give you sympathy for it. curcumcusun bullying is worse cuz circumcision is "normal"
when i wanted to talk with my mom about this she just laughed at me and said so many men are circumcised. had a hard time not fucking smashing her head with my knee desu. well bitch got cancer shortly after that. kharma bitch.
>tfw no local furries
>>23907655
Like I said, it's not something I can relate to. I can relate to being cut, but not to how being cut has impacted me, and I can't relate to the experience of anyone caring about it. I'm certainly not going to be arrogant enough to claim I can. I do get the idea behind what you mean about people brushing off the complaints because "so many people are the same" though.
>>23907742
Furries are fucking gay
>>23907646
Do you have the video?
>>23907401
Fine, i'll give the layout:
>age 20
>5'8"
>well endowed and nice thighs
>red head
>pretty cheerful but isn't as social as I thought
>likes things like pokemon, harry potter, lizards, camping, etc.
>calls me "honey" a lot
why do android games suck so much lads????
i browse the play store and it's all the same gameplays.
>>23907769
She's winnie the pooh in a costume, just to warn you.
>>23907769
She sounds cute, also nothing wrong with an unsocial gf she is less likely to cheat on you
>>23907769
I bet she's a freak in bed.
>>23907789
Never found it to be a bad thing, opposite actually. It was just surprising
>>23907769
She sounds nice, anon - good luck.
>>23907769
>Settling for 3D
Have I been granted a certificate of registration or naturalisation?
I'm not an immigrant, my family is English since the Domesday book was written.
>almost 1pm
>still sat here naked and haven't even had breakfast
Fuck, shit ton of uni work to do too. Why do I always do this to myself.
>>23907951
Why would you need one if you are English?
>>23907908
p-pls no bully, anime
>you will never be a circumcised chav nigger who lets his PTSD out on white uncutfags
>>23907982
Yeah the answer was no, looked it up in that little booklet they give you with the form.
Are foreign students on some quest to get a british bf or something?
>>23908002
I really hope that was a common sense blip, you're not that simple right?
>>23907417
"Go somewhere listening to music, priceless"
easy to translate russian they dont have that many characters
>>23908021
I'd no idea if I might be on file as having one or what. Can't get these things wrong.
>>23908003
What gave you that idea?
>>23908003
I know a few Chinese girls that are looking for British boyfriends, if you want I can link you their okcupid profiles?
>>23908003
I bloody well hope so
>OIM AN ENGLISH WOMAN I AM A FAT 3/10 BUT I DESERVE A 10/10 CHAD I HAVE NO CHIN APART FROM THE FAT ROLL ONES LOL LETS GO OUT AND GET MESSY I WANT TO THROW UP ON THE STREET AGAIN HAHA!!!!1
>hello I am a foreign qt I am an 8/10 but I want someone I can really get to know and love, his rating is not important, I dislike chads as they are of simple mind
>>23908061
>This delusion
Foreigners want an alpha male just like every other girl
>>23908061
>I dislike chads as they are of simple mind
Sorry but no, all women want chads.
I don't need to masterbait, women love tha mutilated dick yo
Paid for something to click and collect from new look but can't be bothered to go collect it. Too many normies will be out today.
>>23908095
this, uncurcumcision is for wankers
>>23908093
>>23908080
>nobody argues with the impression of the english woman
kek.
>>23908102
They won't, they consumed too much of the liquid jew last night. Their minds are soft and pliable so that they can be fed their sunday propaganda. They are too hungover to go out.
Right almost got this passport form sorted.
I just need somebody that has known me for the last 2 years, isn't related and is some kind of professional.
I'll be honest, I haven't spoken to anyone outside of family for the last 5 or so years, not even been to my GP. Dire times lads don't think I'll be going to France any time soon.
>>23908118
Oh shit yeah, I forgot it was halloween yesterday. Good thinking senpai. Will go today then.
>be type 1 diabetic
>drink 1 liter worth of rockstar guave for brekkers which is 160grams of American high fructose corn syroup
>highest glycemic index possible
>inject proper dosage of insulin prior to drinking them
>90 minutes after consumption the glucose levels are dangerously low
don't eat/drink sugary foods they said, it makes your blood sugar high they said
>>23908184
>drinking energy drink
>ever
nononooooooooo
energy drinks amplify my mental illnesses
>>23906032
Oh hell you sucker.
my drawing tablet arrived two days early
you robots got any advice on getting used to drawing with one?
>turning 25 this month
>>23907769
>well endowed and nice thighs
So fat then?
>>23907381
Desert Golf is the only answer
>>23907307
Always wondered throughout my teenage years why in US teen movies they always put something on their hands to indicate they were about to wank.
Until I learnt the horrifying truth.
It's one of those days where my mother calls me when I'm feeling pretty good and unintentionally manages to bring my mood crashing down with a poor choice of subject.
Ah, I hate emotions
>>23908184
you probably injected 100 units senpai. It's best to stay away from anything like that.
>>23908267
Turned 26 last month. It's nb bruh just be yourself and it'll all become real
Trill nigga shit
>eating leftover sweeties and playing divinity original sin
>>23908357
What subject is that?
>>23908362
i injected 15U nigga. for breakfast. calculating it should actually be about 30 but i also took going fast into account.
or maybeeeeeeeeeee insulin/carbs acts different in large amounts
fuck I'm fast as fuck btw. irregular heartbeat too. shit nigga.
>>23908403
Moving ashes into an urn she bought, and using some for a tattoo, saying that my sister is also going to get a tattoo using them. Then asking whether I either wanted a tattoo or something made using them.
It's not even that she meant any harm by it, but that's just the sort of topic that immediately makes me feel gloomy.
>>23908420
>30
no wait actually 24
15 is stell less desu
>>23908450
That's disgusting, I didn't know that was a thing.
>>23908450
Fucking hell, the lower classes really are animals.
>>23908471
Yes, apparently. I get the idea and sentiment, but my mood's been soiled
>>23907088
Started a new job
>How do I find you on Facebook anon
I don't have a facebook
>Oh...... how do you manage without it?
Fucking normies to be quite honest
Where are you now that I shitpost -.-
lads desu
lads Tbh
>>23908598
>Started a new job
fuck off normie cuntt
>>23908641
>being this mad because you're too fucking stupid to gain employment
parents must be ashamed tbqh
>>23908683
wagekek here
hate my job desu. being neet was better. I'm a manchild without hobbies, social life or interests anyways so i aint got nothing to loooose it's just me against the world baby.
>>23908683
>caring what your parents think
>>23908683
don't understand why you don't fuck off to another board
why do you post here?
>>23907102
Unlikely, it's designed to be low power on the homescreen. It's actually beneficial for computers to run constantly (at a safe temp) rather than cooling down and heating up again.
I leave my PC on almost all the time and think nothing of it.
Do people that regularly get asked to be referees have like a template that they just slap your name into?
Really don't want to be a nuisance to these people.
>>23908254
use it as your mouse, took me about a year just to get used to using it.
now everytime I haven't been using it a while I have to re-learn using it.
>>23908641
I was unemployed for almost a year before this mate. Had to get one or I'd lose my flat
>>23908641
Fuck off you moron
>>23908757
Yes, my current employer has the policy that all they do is confirm your start and end dates and nothing else.
References are a bit of waste of time these days
>>23908796
>samefagging
fuck off
you don't belong here
>>23908254
>Buy drawing tablet, even though I'm shit at drawing in the hopes I can get better
>Can barely draw anything with it
>Mum sees it, "Oh is that a pen you can draw with"
>Instantly starts drawing a perfect womans face in Photoshop
>"How do I change the brush size anon?"
So the answer is already be good at drawing.
>>23908812
This is asking me to supply two signed written letters from separate individuals in sealed envelopes with their signature across the seal.
Fucking bizarre and irritating as fuck.
>>23908697
Can't all mooch of mummy and daddy forever
>>23908729
Its called pride
>>23908747
This board isn't designed for you to whine about the same shit day in day out, hence the robot being brought back, why does it bother you that I post here?
>>23908842
Are you going to be working for the military or something?I suppose you would have to say no anyway
>>23908819
You don't belong anywhere, you're a fucking misfit
lads tbqh
>>23908859
It's a shitty fucking volunteering position I don't even know WHY I'm bothering.
where are we going with our lives
>>23908856
>This board isn't designed for you to whine about the same shit day in day out, hence the robot being brought back, why does it bother you that I post here?
Agreed here, feelfags and anyone who's unironically complained about normies can fuck off now Hiroshima's in charge, and MAYBE /r9k/will be great again.
>>23908856
>Can't all mooch of mummy and daddy forever
then mooch off the government/taxpayer or someth8ing by getting retardbux? seen a thread created by some rich neet who said he got like 1k a fortnight by cheating the system. the true ubermensch. he said he'd buy a fucking house soon. the type of jew who puts wagekeks like me into the brazen bull solely for entertainment. REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O_O REe eeee ded
>>23908856
You're a normie
are we still not allowed to say desu senpai kek?
>>23908897
You're a clown
Instead of all arguing, there is a brit for more normal people that still has feels and has lots of 'banter'. It is on int.
>>23908254
my first drawing with it
please rate
>>23908917
No, /r9k/ will be reclaimed. Time for the beta holocaust
>>23908931
surrealist pepe?
What a daring synthesis.
>>23908931
will print off and put on fridge/10
>>23908931
shit/10
im better
>>23908949
Good luck with that m8.
>>23908949
the betas already holocausted themselves by acting like clowns which attracted normies who just come here to laugh at them
>>23908991
>>23908949
Beta holocaust probably fabricated tbqh
Why do brits like tea so much?
>tfw no Laura gf
what is desu and why is everyone saying it.
>>23909085
The whole world does
>>23909115
desu senpai kek word filters are in place
I've become so numb tbqh
>Go to the Starbucks in Bridgend to do a combination of learning my Japanese and hoping someone else as spergy as me tries to talk to me there
>Phone dies as soon as I get there, and everyone in there is a couple
On the plus side, their overpriced toasties and white hot chocolate is very nice.
>>23909172
>Starbucks
Quite disgusting, family
>>23907345
i feel that, can't focus on naything because everything seems to just remind me of her
I took a photo of a mouse today.
He didn't say 'cheese', but I could tell he was thinking it.
>>23909537
Made me smile lad.
So comfy right now, its so nice.
>>23908842
Person in charge of hiring must be a fucking jobsworth
COULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR
but I chose neet
COULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER
but i chose neet
COULD HAVE BEEN ANYTHING I WANTED TO BE
but i chose neet
>>23909720
>MUH COMFYNESS
you are either a fatass or a manlet who eats 1000 calories a day and thinks he eats alot
>tfw drank 1.5 liters of energy drink and now go so fast my heartbeat irregular
FEELS BEST AMIGOS
https://youtu.be/_5WXqXa2Nwg?t=100
>>23910052
Nice projecting there friendo.
>>23910068
I'm neither fat nor a manlet though. I'm tall and eat 3500 cals a day to maintain my weight.
>>23910006
No you're just lazy and its the only option left for you, you're secretly miserable and wish you had tried harder but you feel its too late, because you're lazy and unprepared to apply yourself to commitments
>>23910076
Cool assumptions then douche-bag.
>>23910077
>tfw wagekek and all of this applies for me
i will probably work the assembly line forever
>>23910052
You're not even making sense anymore fastfag
top lad of a flatmate just gave me half his munchie box because it was too much for him
>>23910077
neet is the best option when all the other options are dead-end minimum wage jobs
>>23909214
I'd go to pretty much anywhere else if I wanted an actual coffee and not a cup of sugar. But it's pretty comfy in there and it makes me think I actually did something on the weekend by leaving the house.
>>23910052
>gets mad about comfy
>everybody should be as annoying as me and be le fast as le heck
you're the most autistic poster in these threads
>>23910076
enjoy your cancer lanklet
>>23910052
In 10 years the comfy guy will be a little older, a little rounder, but still comfy.
You will be dead.
I fucking hate roasts so much
Why is our cuisine so shit
>>23910246
Costa is much nicer. Still pretty corporate but not quite as blatant about it.
Lovely mocha coffee coolers mmm.
>>23909392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p2-gjUuwy0
>>23910279
>hating roasts
M8 are you French or something?
>>23910292
There's actually a Costa in town, and I've never been in it. I might have to go try one if I have a particularly shitty day this week.
>>23910266
unlikely desu. i eat large amounts of vegetables and fruits and other plant foods and only organic foods. i rarely EVER take substancies such as caffeine in form of energy drinks. i dont drink alcohol or take any other drugs. never in my life have i taken any illegal drugs such as cannabis, amphetamine, cocaine or anything.
>>23910339
I hope you don't have a shitty day this week but I'd imagine a nice Costa visit would pick you up if you did.
>>23910279
I love the Monday fry up with the remaining sunday dinner.
If you had a large sum of currency in your bank account, what would you treat yourself to?
I'm in this situation right now, my idea right now is an AOC 4K monitor.
>>23910381
>>23910339
>>23910292
>>23910246
1. Find independent coffee shop
2. Go there
3. Meet easy hipster qts
4. Enjoy nicer coffee
5. Job done
Why wouldn't you?
>>23910491
How much are we talking? And does it have to be spent on a 'treat'?
>>23910491
currently I want a watch and an airbrush for model making.
>>23910512
I am not sure how to convey to you how little I would want to do that in a manner you would understand.
>>23910491
A newer desktop PC and monitor.
>>23910381
Unfortunately, I'm team leader in my wagekeking, my team was cut from 5 to 3 people without a reduction in workload, and one of those people is off this week. I need to find things to pick me back up from it.
>>23910491
Exactly that, actually. I'd love to get a 4K monitor but most of the reasonably priced ones are pretty bad panels and have limitations to them, usually frequency and input lag.
>>23910512
I'd probably need to go into Cardiff for that, and it's about half an hour's drive away. I don't really have approachable hobbies, so I don't make for a good conversation either.
>>23910580
Why the fuck are you posting in /brit/ if you're Welsh? gtfo
>>23910526
There's over 7k there, but I'm only thinking ~400 max.
And uh... I'm not going to spend 400 on being kicked in the dick, so I guess it should be a 'treat'.
>>23910598
I'm English, I just live in Wales.
>>23905791
Are you going to post this bait in every thread?
>>23910312
What's to like about a roast?
>>23910580
I am sorry to hear about your work situation. That sounds draining.
Hate when companies do that, it is madness.
shite thread tbqh
>>23910512
>Meet easy hipster qts
>"Ewwwww, why is this creep trying to talk to me?"
>>23910671
It's because the normies are back.
>>23910740
They're back and they're here for our waifus
>>23910712
Why would I want to talk to revolting hipster girls?
>>23910740
No its because of posts like this you fucking loser
>>23911037
Fuck off normie twat
>>23911060
Get a grip you spastic
>>23911109
Go fuck yourself mongoloid
I like to listen to this song when I read britfeel threads. It brings back memories and britfeels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAC2DPCOECg
I should probably be doing things but doing nothing is so much comfier.
>>23911245
It's okay man, it's Sunday so it's justified.
>>23910254
I am sure an active lifestyle and a diet rich in vitamins, minerals and anti oxidants will give me cancer.
>you are one manlet you too small nigga
>she suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
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1. bill you are 2 face water melon head
>>23911273
You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
