We love you ROBOT - please notice us!
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
>>23678698
You don't want the robot's attention. It only notices you when it's muting you.
>>23678698
>tfw no robot gf
Does anybody want to watch me give my dog a bath. I am very lonely.
>>23679021
lmao
>>23679021
You have a dog you ungrateful fuck. You aren't alone, I can't even have pets to ease my loneliness.
>>23679071
Have you ever had imaginary friends?
>>23679251
No, I'm not so far gone that I can validate imaginary friends as actual companions. I have to hit a pretty hard low to do that.
>>23679071
you could play neopets
>>23679071
buy a mouse and smuggle it in your room. you'll be a badass criminal.
>>23679731
If I wanted a bunch of code to be a pet I'd re-sub to FF14 and stare at my carbuncle all day.
>>23679770
I'm allergic to animals, it's not that I'm not allowed to have it by some rule. It's for my health.
>>23679784
If you're a lalafell then you're alright in my book.
>>23679828
even fish? get a mudskipper
>>23679839
>tfw you rolled lalafell but your friends gave you shit for it so you switched to miqote instead
>>23679839
I can't take male lalafells seriously.
I was a catboi.
>>23680161
Lizards/reptiles and fish are things I hate. If I was to get a pet, I'd want to be able to think it's qt.
>>23680189
>>23680243
You're still alright in my book anons!lalas get bonus points though
>>23680340
At least you are scholar master race.
>>23680410
I love crafting most
spacebarsafteryourmemearrowskidjustfuckmyshitup
>>23680477
I wasn't a fan of crafting, I don't see the fun in it.
Page 7 after ten minutes... /r9k/ has really exploded in activity.
>>23680613
Gotta craft all the glamours to look FABULOUS.
The activity itself is not all too stimulating - but I like the results connected to it.
>>23681031
I'd explode on ur face
>>23678943
that's a nice get for the robot smh tbh fam
what do you think the robot will spell for yg?
>>23682522
Nothing, I said it before and I'll say it again.
We had a plague of kpop generals in /r9k/ when the robot regined and they got around it no problem. As long as you have conversation and not spamming of ">tfw no /yg/ gf" we should be fine.
>>23682615
that's a relief
trying not to do stupid things is hard when your mind is shouting
>>23681062
/balmung/
>>23680477
>>23680340
>>23680243
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>23684872
lolifells a cute
>>23685606
They look like inflated squirrel shits.
>lalas get bonus points though
Filthy.
He's still playing rocket league.
It's not so much my mind but my body, it's full of the stupid anxious feeling in my stomach and waves of it pass all through me and make my fingertips hurt.
>>23685907
>>23686047
What's going on? I don't know any background info.
>>23686397
He is spending time with a friend of his and it makes me feel worthless as a person. That's it really.
>tfw waiting for your new acquaintance to come online
>tfw he hasn't got enough information out there to stalk him
I'm dying
I feel comfortable in these threads.
My heart is pierced by Cupid.
I disdain all glittering gold.
There is nothing can console me
But my jolly sailor bold.NOTHING
I love you so very much so so so much forever and ever and ever.
I wish my emotional and mental stability didn't rely on your whims and actions, it's not your fault, all you did was cuddle me.
>>23685907
>>23686047
>>23688468
>>23688778
Is it bad that I wish I could just hold up somewhere with a girl like you and forget that the world outside of us exists for weeks or months at a time?
>>23689382
There aren't any girls like me (anymore). Not even I am a girl like me because I'm not a girl. I'm going to bed now because the last time I revealed my gender I triggered the multiple insults event flag.
>>23689473
Why aren't there now, if there were before?
>>23686655
>you'll never come to these threads and see posts like these only to piece together that someone is trying to stalk you
Okay so before I go to bed. This friend of his has his sister added on steam. How? Why? Some random online friend has an acquaintanceship with his sister? Just how close is he to my love? They're STILL playing rocket league by the way. He never plays this long with -me-. He never takes in game screenshots with -me-. It's like he's ashamed of me or something, he doesn't want his friends to see my presence in his activity feed. Probably why he doesn't follow me on twitter either. I even asked him about that and he said he must have forgot to do it, but still didn't follow me after that. Who the hell am I to him? Why say he loves me if he's like this? He said I was amazing. Really? Said I wasn't worthless. I'm going to need a lot more convincing than that. I feel like some kind of black sheep or embarrassing secret. Someone that he only interacts with to appease so that I don't go crazy and bother him even more. Can I even blame him? He's obliviously, happily enjoying a videogame with his friend and because of that I'm here almost ready to cry.
Sometimes I just want to disappear into the earth. Why did I have to turn out this way? I can't even tell him any of this at all about how I feel because it'll send him running. As soon as he thinks I'm going to start acting crazy again he'll leave me. So I can't discuss it with him, I can't get that reassurance from him that I need. If I can't do that, then how can we have a proper relationship? I'm going to start wishing I never fell in love with him soon probably and then I'll really hate myself.
I have to go to bed with these thoughts. I really don't want to, so I'll wait a short while.
I don't even hate his friend. I don't hate him one little bit. I feel nothing towards him. I just want him to disappear, to not exist. But then there'd only be a different friend. There were friends before this one so there will be friends after it as well. So, what can be done? I can't do anything. I gave my word to my love that I would control myself. Because of that, I can't take any kind of action at all because I'd die before I break a promise to him. I feel trapped inside myself. I can't believe this love I feel which makes me feel so happy and alive is also making me feel so empty and worthless and like a prisoner.
I don't think it'll ever stop or go away. I'm always going to be like this.
>>23690524
K? You're back with him? That's great, don't feel paranoid, that'll really hurt your relationship more than anything. Even if you're worried or stressed, if you let it get to you, then it'll just make things worse. It's hard but if you let it eat at you it only gets worse. I wish i could xplain this better but damn my head hurts.
>>23678698
Good evening, /yg/
How was everyones day today?
>>23690938
I got to cuddle him and hold his hand again. Snuggled against him, just like I've been dreaming of, I almost cried right there. But that was nearly a month ago. He's been back in my life for like two months now. He messaged me out of the blue. The longer I go without seeing him in the flesh the less happy I feel and the more scared and worried I become. I wish you'd seen me before now, I've been so happy. Tonight I seem to have switched to a low mood. Nothing's even happened. I really should sleep.
I don't know what's worse this fucking faggot who keeps using our thread for their personal diary or tripfags.
>>23691181
Why don't you fucking kill yourself what do you have to offer this fucking thread oh no god forbid someone use this thread for its ORIGINAL INTENDED GODDAMNF UCKING PURPOSE OH NO BUT WAIT its not a girl so you couldnt give a fuck right? Climb into a grave right fucking nwo and stay there until you starve you'[re dead inside already you fucking empty pre-designed NPC cunt
>>23691181
I've been in yandere thread since the fucking beginning you fucking meat
>>23691251
>>23691290
>57 posts
>14 posters
It's just someones blog at this point, don't deny it.
>>23691337
>23691337
KEEP FUCKING CRYING ABOUT IT YOU CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT WEHAT YOU WANT THIRSTY CUNTS ASKING WHERES MUH GF? IS THAT WHAT YOU PREFER INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL YANDERE PERSON POSTING THEIR FEELINGS? NO VAGINA THOUGH SO ITS NOT INTERESTING IS IT?
>>23691181
The diaryposting is interesting, at the very least. To be fair, you're not contributing much by complaining, either.
>>23691386
Calm down, friend.
>>23691251
This thread is to talk about shit, and have a DIALOGUE, not make 15 fucking posts that you could use livejournal for you whiny as pansy.
Like this is fucking disgusting how bad you are blogposting. Blogposting is a part of a thread but when you do 5 posts in a row, with no actual comments, you should probably shut the fuck up already and go post it in your diary. And when ever anyone else tells you are fucking annoying you do this cunty behavior like somehow you are right for shitposting this hard about your own life you self-centered little shit.
Everything terrible happening to you is brought on by yourself and your own fault. You fucking deserve every second of gut wrenching pain you feel about this kid because you are a shitty fucking awful person and I can clearly see why he is ashamed of being around you or associating himself with you.
Look at yourself and look how you fucking act, and think if you want to be around anyone who acts like this.
>>23691386
All your doing is blogposting, no discussion, no anything.
How about you get a dairy irl? :)
>>23690938
Look I'm going to bed now okay? Thank you so much for posting though, if you know who I am that means you understand, and if someone understands maybe I'm not so alone and worthless, thank you so so much you deserve all the happiness in the world. I'm leaving now because these things are coming in and reminding me why I hated this thread so much, but I keep coming back because of people like you who remember how things used to be and who really care and understand.
>>23691449
>this kid
We are both 24. I didn't even read your post I just saw that word and immediately realised you're some fucking kid yourself. I'd say that you deserve to die but how can you die if you're not really alive to begin with? why am i replying to you you're just a collection of meat that thinks it's thinking its own thoughts and i've been close to a lot of people who have all loved me so maybe youre the corpse actually yes dead thing without a mind bye bye
>>23691386
>NO VAGINA THOUGH SO ITS NOT INTERESTING IS IT?
There you go, now you're starting to understand.
>the robot will kill these autistic generals
thank you jap
>>23691564
No you are a literal child. A big ol' manchild. Go to beddy bye in your little onesie and your stuffed bunny and have mommy tuck you in.
Mkay? Let the adults talk who can handle their mental illnesses and not act like a total fucking jackass.
>>23691630
>>23691564
Both of you are beta faggots even to /r9k/ standards.
>>23691619
Too bad you don't know shit newfag :^).
Fuck your convo,where is yandere nudes?
>>23691667
>newfag
/r9k/ has only recently been burgeoning with exiled faggots making off topic generals and threads in a "general" board because they'd be banned on /a/ or /d/ or anything. This board gets the worst of many boards, you.
>>23691706
THIS is what those people would rather we be posting.
Lurkers make your judgement.
Fuck people.
Hello ^. ^
So how was your day anon?
>>23680477
are you on moogle? I can never find someone to play with at all, the world is always empty and it SUCKS AND I HATE IT.
>>23691737
>What is kpop general
But okay whatever you say, this board never hosted any generals.
>>23680477
Anyone on Behemoth?
So, do you guys think a relationship with two yandere type people would work out?
Or is it better if one's yandere and the other's just submissive?
>>23691852
Even if it has they've always been enclaves of the worst of boards like gentle femdom, traps and LGBT. It's off topic, and you should kill yourself. Generals have only multiplied in the past couple years with the death of the robot and r9k's neo /b/ status. You are actively lessening the quality of this board with your beta and fantastical fetish.
>>23691958
Ideally, it would be with two yandere-types.
That way, expectations out of the relationship are clearer, there's more communication, dialogue, ect. That's the cornerstone in /any/ relationship.
>>23691958
What's the point of asking any of these questions when yandere is just an anime meme?
>cool edgy loner has hot manic pixie dream girl take a super special interest in him without any effort
>>23692010
Some people would rather talk about the forms of love rather than the god awful abysmal dating game and how basic bitches are the worst.
You know, it's just the way it goes.
I have had a sad day, so I am drinking.I lost my obsession today, and I am extremely depressed
>>23692268
Don't post that anon, these new people in here will jump on you and start crying about blogposting, unless you're a girl that is.
>>23692268
What happened, anon?
>>23692296
Okay. Thank you.but I am a female who just lost their obsession by being too obsessive and would like to talk to someone if at all possible
>no witch yandere who can do blackmagic if you mess up
>>23692418
Watch as the same people who threw a shitfit about yandere content being posted in a yandere thread are all suddenly fine with you because you're a newly-single female.people are fucking pathetic.
>>23692456
I don't consider myself single though. Just creepy and friendless and debating a 2000 mile trip to attempt to fix my situation
>>23692452
Magic and witches aren't real.
>>23692296
Go the fuck to bed you pissbaby.
>>23692418
If you think it would help you can post about it here and I'm sure people will be glad to advise you or at least commiserate, as long as you don't get too stream-of-consciousness about it. I hope you're not put off by all the sperg rage over someone liveblogging their obsession.
>>23692686
Quit your damned whining about his whining. Holy shit. You're not even worth that much to this thread, you're starting to piss me off as well. After you're done replying to that guy you probably won't even have any content to post.
>>23693032
Did he just call you a pissbaby? interesting.
>>23693017
it just really sucks is all, I guess. And no, I'm used to sperg rage by now.
>>23693084
So that's how it is. He was talking to me, after all. I was the one who posted all those blogposts. So what are you gonna do? Report me?
This thread needs me.
>>23693283
Fuck off pissbaby.
Reminder only females can be 'Yandere' because the average woman is an uncaring shit, so actually truly loving someone is a unique feature. In men it's just their natural instinct.
>>23693283
No... we really don't need you. Your brand of autism is terrible.
You are just an annoying passive aggressive faggot who blogposts too much and then wonders why their lover wants nothing to do with them. Your faults are so blatant, that it's like a fucking lighthouse on a clear dark night. I wouldn't want you around my friends either, god forbid if they say something that upsets you, I don't want you going full "NORMIE LEAVE REEEE" telling them they should go fucking die. You are a literal living embarrassment, fix yourself and learn how to act around people before getting mad at everyone else for telling you the truth.
All of this is literally your fault. Grow the fuck up and stop being a pissbaby. Everyone else whose crazy as shit knows how to act around their lover and hide their power levels of insanity to raise no red flags until they are ensnared. You can't even handle a little pressure.
>>23693281
I always like to hear about people's obsessions, both the object of their obsessions and their obsessiveness itself. It's nice to live vicariously just a little bit.
>>23693283
I don't care post away pissbaby just made me laugh haha.
>>23693385
>TRUE YANDERE
So that's the level of dialogue you wanted to have, huh.
>>23693495
>>23693534
You're the one who's supposed to not care? Then why are you making these long ass posts trying to provoke me?
>>23693707
Because you are taking the bait like a retard. Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow to your shit blogposts, call you a faggot and get another sperg out of you until you fuck off for good.
>>23678698
know girl for 4years
tell her i love her
be with girl i love for 2 years
she's tsundere to my
im yandere to her
she flips is shit
she wasn't tsundere
she actually hates me
call my love just obsesion
she begins to date some dude
she turns full yandere on him
dude dumps her in less than 1year
calls her on her obsesive bullshit
i go and ask for another chance
she stills call me an obsesive fuck
even when karma gived her a good one
i still love her and she hates me
whe where so alike wtf i love you
>>23693707
I'm not they are. i'll let them type a wall of text of anger and hate for no reason.
>>23693766
So that's what you call baiting? You are truly dedicated to baiting people on the internet to write all that shit.
Please, come back tomorrow so we can give this thread the posts it deserves. I don't care about being *baited*, conversations like this stirs my loins.
>>23693814
Oh, I see. Don't worry about it, I'm sure they have their good moments as well.
>not even welcome among other yanderes
>>23691958
Anything yan is doomed to have issues, and two dangerous individuals like that together are capable of more issues, though also of more lovings.
I think it requires a bit of yan to be submissive to your stalker too. If that's the case it could be great as well.
>>23694224
>yanderes
yandere*
>>23693796
shhh it's ok, everything will bebump
I'm not letting you get away THAT easily, /yg/
I'm back and bumping the thread up
How is everyone
>>23697024
ded
About to go to bed. Had to look once more just to see if >>23692268 posted anything more. I don't think I did a very good job of encouraging them though cause I was pretty tired.
>>23697109
Oh, sleep well, anon!
>tfw nobody is talking to you
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE YANDERE LIKE THIS
>>23698108
love is dead
>>23678884
it takes a lot to get me turned on with yandere but this is really hot reminds me of when i worked in japan
>25 posters
>111 posts
Asian Moot please ban these beta fags
>>23691737
This very same general existed without the robot. It's not going to change from that time.
>>23698238
>beta fags
you must be here because of the robot huh
I think a yandere gf would freak me the fuck out if she really existed but I'm so pathetic I'd settle for one anyway
>>23691958
Personally, I think it works best if it's one yandere in love with a submissive person.
I just think it flows well like that, as long as the submissive person cares for the yandere.
Also, good morning thread! How are you today?
I want to ask about your shrines or room decorations! Do you have anything like that?
I got 50 pictures printed today of cutie for my room! I'm so excited! Where will I put them...?
>>23698549
I wish I was a draw fag so I could draw a gfd-kun and a yandere-tan
>>23698549
Good evening, Telpum
>>23698574
I could probably scribble a yandere-tan.
I'm not a 10/10 artist or anything, but I could do it.
>>23698549
About shrines, I had one, but I burnt it recently due to the bad experience I posted yesterday. It's a part of the healing and letting go process for me. I still have a few pictures saved on my computer, though.
But I had a shirt, three pictures, lots of things she drew for me, a stack of cards she gave me for christmas, and an old game she gave me
>>23698652
Ev-e-ning!
How was your day today? Get up to anything brilliant or exciting? Anything that made your heart beat faster?
Did you ever make a shrine? I need some shrine-inspo.
>>23698708
Ahh~! That sounds so super brilliant!
If you decide to share any pictures, I'm sure we'd all love to see thembut, of course, no pressure!
Wow, that sounds so good!
Mm, burning sounds very therapeutic.
>>23698728
I had a job interview today, and that was kind of exciting. I just quit my old job at mcdonalds since I wasn't socializing much, and I had a really good interview at gamestop. It's somewhere i'll be able to talk to people easier, at least. And maybe meet someone, but it's really unlikely
What about you? Did the day have anything interesting for you?
>>23698817
Wow, our lives sound so alike!
Were you doing overnights or back area or something?
Good luck for gamestop! It's a dream of mine to work somewhere cool like that!
Getting to talk to friendly people about cool things all day, and making people happy..
I studied today. It was boring and difficult, but I brought along a little picture of frenchie to keep me motivated. I want to reorganize my room tonight though, I wanna have a cool room like Dakota or Venus...
evening /yg/technically morning where I am
The robot brought you back to the front page, where you belong!I'm sooo glad! you guys are way better then the usual ALPHA FUCKS BETA BUX threads it was only /gfd/ occasionally
>>23698919
Apparently there is a lot of cross posting across /gfd/ and /yg/ it's kind of interesting.
>>23698994
I think it can kind of make some sense?
Firstly since there are regulars, some trips, themes and things like that, the kinds of people who like those kinds of thread will like these types too, right?
Also, guys who want girls to be protective and clingy of them sounds like the general description of both threads a bit, right?
>>23698918
I was working late nights/early mornings. Not many people go in between 11 and 7, so that's the time i chose to work. I've wanted gamestop for awhile, and hope to stay there until i finish school. At the very least, ill get more in the know about games and might get some discounts on what i like buying.
Follow that dream, gamestop doesn't ask for much as far as experience and education. And fewer people apply at those places than you would think.
What were you studying?
>>23698919
Hm, i've avoided this board for awhile until I heard /yg/ was back. It's gotten quite repetitive.
>>23698994
Oh? I've never been into a /gfd/ thread. I see them spam hentai quite often and avoided it. Is the discussion similar?
>>23698811
I won't post any pictures, because her face is in all of them. But a good setup is having one framed photo, I suggest 12X18, along with a small photo album to put on a shelf next to the framed photo
I also forgot to mention, I had an ipod that i'd saved ~400 hours of skype conversation on as well
>>23699104
That sounds about right
>>23699134
Not as many trips, the hentai is more for dumping, but there's story sharing and discussion. We get the same shit posting and spamming like /yg/ gets occasionally.
>>23699134
I worked 10-6 before, I know what you mean.
Maybe it's true in your location, but here the turn-over is very low, and I already got off on the wrong foot with the store manager..
ah, well, it's done already. Plus my job is kind of alright, and I do the day shift now! Lots more conversation!
I was studying French!
Mm, that makes sense. I always thought a good idea was plastering all the pictures in a big mosaic kind of thing - it just makes me sad to think of that little book being all shut and my poor cutie being sealed behind the pages where no-one can see him ;3; he's too cute for that!
But with that said, maybe a frame can look good too... I'm too indecisive!
>>23699296
The mosaic idea is nice, but if you do, make sure you laminate it, especially if it's near a window.
I noticed after a couple months of having a plain picture up without any kind of covering, it was starting to get warped really quickly.
i wish someone would shoot me
>>23699465
what gun
>>23699465
Commit a crime and then resist arrest/assault the cop
>>23699506
the gun doesn't matter as long as it kills
>>23699515
that's too much work
>>23699418When I think of the amount of sun that gets into my room, I'm sure fading won't be an issue..
>>23699465
Why so blue anon?
>>23699538
You could even speed down the highway late at night and get pulled over.
>>23699558
>having a car
what the fuck?
>>23699571
>Not living alone and sustaining yourself so you can welcome your future yan gf into your life with no hassles.
>>23699296
do you remember that short while when everyone was telpumposting
Also! Don't forget to go on omegle with the yandere/yanderer9k tags to talk to other people! If you type in "window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){}" without quotes, you'll only be paired with people with your tags!
>>23699540
stuff i shouldn't care about. stuff that makes me so upset, caring about things like this in the first place is probably why i'm friendless and on r9k at 22 years old. i'm not sober either. don't care how pathetic i sound.
>>23699558
i don't have a car dicknuts
>>23699649
Then cause a traffic violation with a bike.
>>23699637
>omegle
jesus christ, anon. You must be the same type of person who supports a skype group.
>>23699715
Eh I'd say omegle is better than skype. It's still anonymous, and there's no commitment. It helps some.
>>23699699
sure, man. i may as well just find a random cop and charge him. your advice sucks.
>>23699699
>having a bike
>>>/b/
>>23699715
Yes, I'm actually looking to talk to people rather than whine on an anonymous imageboard.
>>23699751
Promise that's not because you're still looking for something to whine about?
>>23700047
No, I'm looking to actually meet someone. Omegle's just another way to get to someone, more one on one.
Sorry to the guy who I just disconnected from by the way! That was an accident.
>>23699540
Try to get more sunlight! It's healthy!
>>23699465
me too, anon
>>23699751
Omegle might be nice, i'll try it!
>>23679021
pls post webm
>>23699637
I do! What joyous memories!
I tried it, but I didn't get any results...
>>23699649
I think it's okay to get drunk and depressed sometimes anon.
Hope you feel better soon, we're here for you.
>>23700160
That's correct!
>>23700332
Keep trying, there's some of us around. I'm waiting for a hit right now.
>>23679021
do you have sex with your dog?
Sorry creeps but you're gonna have to back off because Yuno is mine.
Post her again and we'll have trouble.
>>23700419
here let me show you how you can talk with people in this thread as well
>>23700466
hello
>>23700564
>Babbys first yandere
Okay, have fun
>>23700655
and STAY OUT
thankyou though I appreciate your respectful response and coperation, especially considering you're clearly braindead to like such a hohohobag
>>23700724
>Shiki
>Hoebag
Smh, I doubt Yuno can even kill servants.
>>23691958
Dom + yandere is ultimate shit.
I don't know for sub + yandere but two yandere together are absolutely perfect in my opinion.
>>23700759
I'll shake YOU if you don't behave.
>>23700798
I think male sub yandere could work. The yandere could coddle him and he's be generally submissive to her demands and most likely be loyal. Just a thought.
>tfw no yandere bf to threaten to kill me or suicide when I don't pay him enough attention.
>>23701044
LITERALLY
M E
E
But im not in the market for a relationship rn
>>23701076
Literally posted his yesterday.I'm stalking you
>>23701044
shit. i usually let women off like stray cats unless I think I'm getting cucked. I don't think I qualify
>>23701076
Wait, did you meet the girl here? Did you ask her to put cameras into her room? Did she break up with you because of you threatening to kill yourself?
>>23701158
>womenI'm a boy
>>23678698
hi, i'm a girl and i really want a guy to be yandere for me and in return i'll be yandere for him
>>23701159
I dumped her because I got cheated on, and got tired of the drama that came with it
>>23701121good luck, we could just talk instead, though
>>23701215welp
>>23701223
inc deluge of thirst
no but seriously be my gf
>>23701240
>we could just talk instead
I'd like that.
>>23701300
How are you, anon?
Why are you stalking me? I can't be that interesting
>>23701353
You're probably not interesting.
I've just created an image of you in my head that I like.
If you lived in a 100mile radius of me, I would kidnap you.
>>23701489where do you live, i might like that
>>23701592
Can't disclose here.
>>23701675postskype?
>>23701817glazedinfants
>>23700881
It should be able to go either way.
Reviving from the chance of 404
>>23701859
>glazedinfants
>is actually in london
How fanny.
>>23703272
I'm up and filled to the brim with content, no worries from here on out.
>>23691807
>>23691923
I'm on Famfrit, sorry!
>>23703944
I wouldnt wanna play with a lala anyway.
>>23704024
rude, have it your way!
>>23703944
>>23704097
That thing is so disgusting.
>>23704230
That was uncalled for!
>>23704097
Looks like shes ready to suck a cock.
>>23705761
>>23706081
This was uncalled for.
Calling it an abomination was 100% called for and needed.
I'll stop shitposting, was fun though.
>>23706232
I mean it does. the facial expressions in FF14 is really weird sometimes.
>>23706255
It's part of the charm
>>23707207
That's creepy.
Why don't you play a real game like mortal online?
>tfw no awkward shy robot bf to love and go crazy over
>>23707355
what's the appeal of awkward shy robots? feeling like 'a catch' or the powerful party in the dynamic?
>>23707355
Predator.
>>23707355
But there are a bunch of awkward shy robots.
>>23707584
it would be cool just to protect him and speak up for him I'm sure he would return the same just in his own way. I have a thing for softies anyways
>>23707664
Well you can do that for me... only condition is that we have to have fun smelling candles and other nice smelling stuffs and go to kitchen stores and look at all the neat knives and other stuff. And window shopping lots of window shopping.
I had a yandere GF once. Shit happened. People died, I couldn't take it and moved. Found out she died a few days before Christmas. I was planning on going back and proposing to her. Still having a hard time coping to life without her now that I've moved back.
I think she might have been one of you guys but I never found any concrete evidence.
>>23693283
No you weren't. It was me.
That person has a favourite little word "pissbaby", aww. Give me a break. how much more 17 can you possibly be.
He's also one of those people, you remember the phrase? "Leeet's get sum pussay toniight".
Looks like he's also an omegle user skype group advocate who's only here to try and pick up girls.
Reminder that THOSE are the peopel who have problems with yandere people posting yandere content. They're only here to sniff themselves out some prime vagina.
The people who know what's up, those who've been around for years, what few are left, they agree with me. Anyone who has issuses with yandere people posting yandere content is being controlled by their penis.
>>23708094
You know you could have a job at a movie theater with that much projection.
People who believe that posts in which people vent their stress reflect the way they behave in real life.
People, who believe they can judge a 13 year long relationship based entirely on a single instance of a stressed person freaking out on the internet.
>>23708173
>>23708199
You know, this is why I don't like you. You keep fucking talking and bloating the thread with posts. Say what the fuck you want to say in one fucking post and shut the hell up.
All you do is what to hear yourself speak for the sake of your own self-centered arrogance that you actually matter THIS much. Shut the fuck up already no one cares go cry on tumblr about being persecuted and how hard your life is and how misunderstood you are.
>>23680243
>can't take male lalafells seriously
>Is the naruto the ninja xD race
ok
>>23708263
I never usually do it, last night was the first time. I kept thinking of new stuff once I'd already posted.
I'm doing it now because I know how much you hate it.
Those who remember K: You're who I'm reaching out to when I spam the thread with my whiny on-topic blogposting. Look at these people. If you know me, you surely feel the same way as I do. If you don't remember me from the old days, I'm not even talking to you, I don't care what you have to say, you're just here because you want a gf. Go to /soc/. This thread was originally made for people like me to do exactly what I do. If anyone is evern around now who remembers, they know this.
>>23707355
>All you want is a skinny, short bf to obsess over & protect from all those people that'll hurt him.
It's hard being pure and loyal when almost no one else seems to be.
I guess I'm probably too mean to deserve someone like that, anyway.
>>23708263
Oh, and yes, I do believe I matter more than you. I only care, really, about myself and the person I love. This is a yandere thread, anon. I don't even consider you to be alive in the same way as I am.
You weren't even around until the last what, few days? When this thread returned. I have been a regular staple of yandere general ever since it began and I never encountered your vitriol before. So, you're new, get out. You don't know what you're talking about. Nothing you say matters. Nothing you think matters. Nothing you feel matters. Keep crying about it.
>>23708392
I wish I could claim all "dullahan" images in these threads so no one else could use them.
>>23708334
No, this thread is to actually have discussion, not 50 one sentence blog posts so you can try to whore as much attention as possible with your non-sensical ramblings.
>>23708173
>>23708199
See these? These aren't yandere, this are fucking blog posts. You see this? >>23708094 This isn't yandere either, just more blogposting about muh poor feelings :(. Someone make me feel better, where is the feel good police to give me my state mandated jerk off so I feel better ;_;
You are a literal self-centered manchild who doesn't give a FUCK about anyone but themselves and only wants people to orbit around your little precious story about how no one wants to play fucking video games with you. You know what real yanderes do? Force themselves into the situation so they can play video games while also forcing everyone away from your love so you can only have them.
Not blogpost with no actual content that people can't talk to you about in the length of 10+ posts because you are so fucking incoherent in your minimal mind that you can't formulate an actual full thought.
You're a little fucking filthy attention whore who just wants to garner as much attention as possible and you should fuck off to tumblr where you can get it. You attention whoring faggots are literally the cancer to this general. This is made to talk about the lifestyle and actual problems with OTHER people, not screaming at a wall and forcing everyone else to read your dribble through 10+ posts.
>>23708163
implying this isn't you >>23707716
>>23708263
>This is why I don't like you
>implying your feelings are important in this matter
You're speaking for yourself only. I couldn't give a shit if someone posts about their obsession in this content-dry thread a bit too much. This is yandere thread after all, meant for mentally ill people to talk about their experiences.
>>23708531
YOU are the one who thinks your opinion matters even more than them, for you to be making such a huge ass wipe of your asshole in the keyboard.
Besides, you already said you are baiting them, so it only proves that anything you say is invalidated simply because you are a shitter.
I don't know what you expect, really. At this point your posts are worse and more whiny than his in every way.
>>23708531
They were letting off steam and you blew this up into something completely different. I'm not saying more in regards to this discussion or whatever you people want to call it. To K, I hope things go well, I'd like to help but my mind isn't placed correctly right now.
>>23708593
Who said I was denying it.
This guy is just a circlejerking faggot, and hes looking to make a circlejerk. I'm not going to let it happen, that's what killed these threads last time.
Everyone got sick of the circlejerk and left, that's why the threads wouldn't live. I'm just doing my part to get rid of the attention whores who want everyone to give them attention.
>>23708531
You are completely right anonymous. I just said I don't care about anyone else. Except for the person I love who I would die for. I posted here when I was stressed, I was looking for help and support from kind anons who I know are here sometimes. So you're right. And I don't care. As long as nice people are around willing to listen and help me I'll use them for that when I need it. And be forever grateful to them. I never pretend to be someone I'm not.
See, if you weren't a week old new baby you'd know who I was, and you'd know about all the things I have done in order to, as you put it, force myself into a situation. I've done lots of your Authentic Yandere things. Know where they got me? I just spent a whole year separated from my love. I might be obsessed but I'm not stupid. See, I am capable of learning from experience. I'd rather vent my feelings on the internet than go around giving in to my anxiety and sabotaging any chance of a future with my love. Even if that'd be more entertaining to you (Only not, because I don't have a vagina).
>>23708730
I'm never going to leave yandere general, anonymous. I was here at the beginning. I was called true by those few who were true themselves. I like this general, sometimes.
Genuine obsessive lovers killed these threads? You almost amuse me. It is your kind who turned this general to hell. Yandere general wasn't made for you. It was made for us, by us. So, here, for the first time I'll go on public record: I am an elitist. People like you should just disappear.
>>23708730
>"YG I need help!"
>no you're just asking for attention
>lets go back to discussing lifestyles
>"YG I want to talk about my lifestyle"
>no you're just posting to get attention while bragging about how great your life is
>fucking circlejerkers
Bait shop just got their new shipment in and it's passing out free samples.
I love you /yg/.
I'll pick you up and dust off your corpse for the vultures to pick at forever <3
>>23693385
This guy worships the punani. Who among you wants to be on the side of THAT?
>>23708730
Uh, what are you not denying now? That your posts are meant to stir up shit? Then what's the fucking point if you don't keep up the fucking act you dumb shit. Holy shit, you're useless.
>it was all in the name of justice all along!
>I was only pretending to be a shitter, for the sake of your thread!
>I'm one of you guys!
Okay, Huey. You think people don't leave the thread when there's a shitload of drama because of this kind of stuff?
>>23708934
Vultures are cute.
>>23708857
But he didn't ask for help, he didn't want to talk about his life style.
He just went full at his insane ramblings and then every 5 minutes adds a new sentences when no one responded. Then when he did this LAST time, someone said something negative, went full autism staying I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, the whole 10 yards and how he wants his friendly little circle jerk to make himself feel better.
This is a bonafied cunt. He did this last thread too when he didn't get his feel good circle jerk.
>>23675065
This is garbage from last thread, didn't get positive attention "HUR DUR I HOPE YOU DIE FAGGOT"
Guy is just a bonafied cunt, you don't start throwing insults because you don't get special attention, let alone he didn't want to talk about shit. It's just a dead end post of blogposting unless someone wants to provoke him with questions so he feels important and cared about.
That's not the point of these threads.
>>23708962
Hey if it makes him fuck off again, I don't mind. I don't seek to stir up drama all the time, the guy is just a total cunt and needs to be put in his place.
>>23709089
If you don't like it, there's the door, use it. Or you could ignore a single poster and get busy contributing to the thread with your own worthy content. Oh, you don't have any?
>>23709120
If I were to be put in my place I'd be set up as a god and your kind would be nothing but meat to be ground up and eaten.
>>23708934
can I pick you upand hold onto you forever
>>23709089
can you use a name or trip so i can filter you pls
>>23709147
None that isn't basically blog posting.
I spent three days with my obsession, she my ex whose taken by another guy, she is so broken at this point she devalues all relationships and the only reason shes in this one is because the guy pressured her into it.
She has a bunch of shitty ghetto tattoos now, she smokes, the new guy buys her smokes even though he shouldn't, and a bunch of other shit. She clearly isn't in a good place and I want to fix it.
There isn't much going on, I gotta figure things out before I start trying to fuck everything up to my advantage. That being said, I almost did smash her boyfriends car windshield in. That was fun, but I know if I did that I would blow any chance I had.
See what I mean? Just pointless blogposting from my end, I got nothing to talk about or ask about.
>>23709282
I hate you anon, but how is that pointless? Isn't it good to talk about your feelings, your situation? If you post about those things, maybe someone will give you a reply that helps you or at least makes you feel better.
I don't think those kind of things are pointless to post. They add content to the thread. They are relevant to the subject (you wanting to smash that person's car). It's a lot more interesting to read than "tfw no gf" or endless arguing. It's not pointless, your experiences and feelings matter. You should try to have a higher opinion of yourself, because despite my personal feelings towards you, you probably deserve to.
>>23709120
>>23709089
So that's it? You have a personal thing against them because they hurt your feelings and so you want them gone? Are you fucking serious? That's an even worse drama-fueled thing to make all these posts about.
>tfw no yandere gf in the uk
>>23709564
Hm? No, I don't like anyone who threatens death on someone for no reason. It's not a good thing to do at all. It's fucking terrible, and they did nothing to deserve that. Tell them to fuck off sure, but to hope they die and suffer?
That's just fucking terrible anon.
>>23709777
Is that really why you hate me?
Well, shit. You are right. Would it mean anything if I said I was sorry, and promised to try my best not to say things like that anymore?
>>23709471
The reason it is pointless is because I'm directional-less right now. There is nothing really happening besides me trying to withhold all my violent urges and controlling behaviors.
The biggest thing I'm doing is playing on her caring heart. We have a past, she gives a shit about me when I'm sad. So while I'm trying to control my violence and all this other crap I play it off like I'm a sad alone boy who has nothing.
There is just nothing there, I have to regrow a connection with her all over again. So far all we have done is talk about shit on thursday, go to the mall and window shop on friday, and saturday she came to my house and we baked together.
There are a bunch of obstacles blocking my way to make this easy, I can see from who she is right now I could go full fucking yandere on her ass and just tell her 'I want you right now, please be mine' and she would say "okay". But she actually has a shallow attraction to this guy shes with, so shes actually experiencing feelings for him which means I can't just power my way into her heart.
The bright side to this is that she cannot see him for 2 months hopefully because he has a suspended license and got into an accident so hes grounded in another state and she can't drive.
Fuck, I wish she would shop for collars for me and no one else. Fuck that guy, be mine wear cat ears for me and that collar for me only god damn it.
At least I realized what my obstacles are that I have to destroy and the time frame to do it
>>23709203
I.. uh.... that is... uh..
>>23710060
With you trying to hold back your urges and controlling side, having to regrow a connection with the person you love, and wanting to remove her from another person, you and I are having certain experiences in common. I don't think you and I should be fighting, anon. We aren't really so different. Can't we just blogpost together?
>>23710060
>we baked together.
That is so adorable!
Have you ever flat out told her that you liked her this much? I haven't been reading much into your story, I don't want to seem like uncaring asshole but I have had issues pop up lately and going back to read will only hurt my head from all the bickering that went on.
Normie advice with the "just ask her out bro" but I'm curious to see what you've done to try to claim her.
>>23710133
I'm gonna hold you and never let go, spooky.
You're my wife now!
>>23710207
>You're my wife now!
I didn't know you bent that way, spooks.
>>23710207
HELLO DAAVE
>>23710230
Neither did I, but apparently it's been decided for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sq5frXeR6g
No one is fighting. There will be no more fighting today. We are men of peace.
>>23710414
Y-yes! let's do this!
no bully please
>>23710414
Ye, no more fight.
>>23710315
Spooky shush, I'm gonna be the best husband you've ever had and we'll love each other forever and ever.
>>23710204
No, I let on that I have some feelings for her from the past. Shes already on a rickety bridge, her ticks have gotten worse since I've seen her last. It seems like her ticks get far more severe and just... more apparent when shes under a lot of stress and emotional problems.
I've recently just started talking to her again like this past week. So I'm still getting acclimated to everything. It's kind of funny the reason she messages me and thought about me after these few years of not talking is because of a porn video of a guy eating a girl out.
I'm her only person who knows how to cook well enough, so I've always got that. It's just awkward during the downtime because I got nothing to entertain her. I think I gotta take her to toys r us to buy a few board games or something so she can be entertained. Before when we used to cook together we would hide in my room and cuddle for a while.
Also shes claimed by someone else, so there isn't much I can do without like... ripping her from the other guys arms. But she prides herself on being loyal, caring, and not giving up easily on people in relationships. So... it's an interesting thing, I want to rip her away from him straight out and say "take my love, I'll never hurt you again." but I don't know how she will react.
I get a really strong vibe from her, she still has feelings for me. I even asked if she did because she kept this shitty awful painting I did in HS. She said no, bu I don't know. She likes to lie a lot.
>>23710414
no bully please
>>23710414__bully please
>>23710707
You asked for it
>>23710495
>she prides herself on being loyal, caring, and not giving up easily on people in relationships
That doesn't mean she needs to put up with abuse, I think you can show her real gentle lovin.
>ripping her from the other guys arms
>She has a bunch of shitty ghetto tattoos now, she smokes, the new guy buys her smokes even though he shouldn't, and a bunch of other shit
From what you've said she sounds gentle but there might be something else that you're not telling us.
>It's kind of funny the reason she messages me and thought about me after these few years of not talking is because of a porn video of a guy eating a girl out
This is a gigantic red flag, could she just be messaging you because she wants a quick lay since her other guy is gone?
This situation is very scary, I see why you'd be wound up over this.
Where do I find someone else whose greatest interest in life is our relationship and the place of emotional security and belonging we create for each other?
>>23711763
Anywhere?
There is no specific place to find these things.
>>23711789
Nowhere, more like. I feel like I'm looking for a needle in a haystack and the needle may not even exist. Or maybe I'm just blind and inept. I don't know.
>>23711865
The needle exists, others have found it.
Keep in mind it's a gigantic haystack.
Don't lose hope but don't fill yourself up with false hope, go about your life.
>>23710454
Who's Arcueidposting in /yg/?.....
This is Ciel territory
>>23706081
Lala hate is always accepted but this is just plain nasty.
Goodmorning, looks like i fell asleep and missed people being active
>>23711942
Lala hate is okay as long as it's the final fantasy lala scum.
Ciel pls go. I don't even know what that is, quick google search brings up some stupid boy.
